It was shortly after the quarterfinals of the Pokemon World Championship Masters Tournament, and two beautiful women (and one young girl) had settled at a private part of Blushing Beach: located in the Maricopia Islands of the faraway Lental region.

The first of those people was Cynthia, the champion of Sinnoh and an archaeologist who studies the history and myths of Sinnoh and its Legendary pokemon. She was dressed in a pitch black skimpy bikini and was ranked 2nd in the PWC, having just defeated Iris in her quarterfinal match. Next was Diantha, the champion of Kalos and a famous and renowned movie star. She was wearing a white skimpy bikini and was ranked 5th in the PWC, having just beaten Lance in her quarterfinal match. Lastly, there was Iris, the new champion of Unova who is training to become a dragon master. She was dressed in a pink skimpy bikini and was ranked 7th in the PWC, having just lost to Cynthia in her quarterfinal match.

Cynthia was standing on top of a rock that jutted out into the ocean while drinking a large glass of orange juice. Diantha was sitting next to her on said rock with her legs crossed as she read through a book called "A Collection of Modern Fairy Tales".

Iris was laying down on her stomach on another rock that was further away from Cynthia's. She was lying on her back with her arms resting on the sand. Her eyes were closed and she looked so peaceful as she snored softly with a bit of drool coming from her mouth.

"I can't believe I lost..." Iris muttered quietly under her breath.

Diantha put down her book and turned to look at Iris. She placed a hand on her shoulder and smiled.

"Don't worry, you're still undefeated in your career," Diantha reassured her.

"Not exactly," Iris said. "I already lost to Ash once while I was still in the Great Class."

"But you still won the rest of the battles, and forcing Cynthia to mega evolve her garchomp is quite the feat," Diantha argued.

"Oh yeah, but that doesn't change the fact that I lost!" Iris exclaimed.

Cynthia sighed and took a sip of her drink. She let out a long sigh before speaking up. "Hey, why don't we take a break and go for a swim? It'll help clear your mind."

"That sounds nice, but I'm not sure if I want to get wet right now," Iris replied.

Cynthia gave her a dirty look. "You know, water isn't going to kill you. And besides, I'm pretty sure you need some mental relief more than physical release right now."

"Gee, thanks," Iris said sarcastically.

Cynthia rolled her eyes and stood up. "Fine, let's do this! You're coming too, Diantha!"

Diantha nodded and stood up. "Sure thing. But I think I'll just sit here and relax instead."

Cynthia frowned but didn't say anything. She walked over to Iris and began walking towards the water. When they got closer to the water, Cynthia stopped and spoke up.

"Well, are you coming or not?" Cynthia asked.

Iris sighed and shook her head. "Yeah, fine. Let's go."

Cynthia laughed and led Iris into the ocean. A few moments later, both girls had removed their tops and were wading deeper into the water.

Cynthia swam directly toward a huge boulder and dove underneath it. Once she reached the bottom of the boulder, Cynthia grabbed onto the underside of it and began swimming upward. As she climbed up, Cynthia kicked off the wall of the boulder and glided across the surface of the water. The current helped her move forward.

When Cynthia reached the top of the boulder, she saw that Iris wasn't following her at all. Instead, Iris was floating on the surface of the water a short distance away. Cynthia chuckled to herself and swam over to Iris.

"What are you doing?" Cynthia asked.

"I'm enjoying the view," Iris answered.

Cynthia smirked at Iris' response. "Well, it looks like someone's not getting any satisfaction today."

Iris bit her lip and looked over at Cynthia. She then turned back to the ocean and started swimming towards the shore. The other two champions followed suit.

Eventually, they discovered a smooth rock that seemed to resemble a lounge chair.

Iris lay down on the rock in a coffin and turned to see that Cynthia was directly to her left, also laying on the rock in a coffin pose.

"So what did you mean earlier about needing mental relief, my dear?" Cynthia asked.

Iris blushed and looked away. "Uh, well... I guess losing is hard on me sometimes. The pressure gets to me and I just lose focus."

Cynthia frowned and nodded. "And you lost to Ash twice in one year," Cynthia said.

"Yes," Iris agreed. "That's true."

Diantha then arrived and laid down on the rock directly to the right of Iris. She, too, was in a coffin pose.

"You know, I've been thinking," Diantha said as she laid down next to Iris. "Maybe we should stop trying to beat each other in competition and try to make it work together."

"What?" Iris asked.

Cynthia looked confused. "Is something wrong?"

Iris thought for a moment. "No, it's nothing... Nothing important anyway."

Diantha grinned and spoke up. "Of course not. Anyway, what do you think?"

"Hmm..." Iris pondered. "That actually sounds great. After all, we're both top-class competitors, and it would be better than fighting against each other."

"Agreed," Diantha said.

Cynthia nodded and then spoke up. "It'll be tricky, though. We'd have to figure out how to balance our roles in the tournament and make sure we're always on the same page."

"I'd rather fight with you three than against you," Iris said.

"We can take care of that," Diantha said. "We'll just have to find a way to keep us on the same page."

They laid on the rock for a few more minutes when they all started to get sleepy.

"I'm gonna take a nap now," Iris said. "I'll be zonked out for a long while."

Iris yawned and closed her eyes. She soon drifted off into sleep. As soon as she did, however, enormous snores began to emanate from wide open mouth, as did a lot of drool.

Cynthia and Diantha all giggled at the sight of a female champion looking so silly in her sleep.

"I wonder if she ever wakes up like that?" Diantha asked.

"Probably not," Cynthia replied. "She probably just falls asleep in her battles, and wakes up afterwards."

"I guess I shouldn't be surprised at that, considering she does spend most of her time in bed," Diantha said.

Cynthia laughed and shook her head. "Well you know," she said with a yawn, "we could always wake her up for a bit. Just to see what happens."

"Or maybe we should leave her alone for now," Diantha suggested. "Let her rest for a little longer."

Cynthia agreed with Diantha's suggestion. "Sounds good to me. C'mon, let's both take a nap. We'll talk again later once we all wake up."

Cynthia fell asleep almost immediately, snoring like a bunch of Grumpigs and also drooling profusely with her mouth wide open. Diantha stayed awake for a little bit longer, noticing that Cynthia was sleeping in the exact same way that Iris was. The actress from Kalos watched the other ladies snore and drool a little longer before she, too, let out a big yawn and fell fast asleep, snoring very loudly indeed.

An hour went by, and a Pyukumuku went to rest up against the rock, blissfully unaware of what was laying on top of it. It woke up with a fright upon hearing a very loud noise. A Vivillon and a Pikachu heard the noise and ran up to the pyukumuku to see what was going on. The loud noise in question turned out to be very loud snoring. The three female champions were still taking their nap on top of that rock in coffin poses, and were hip to hip and shoulder to shoulder with each other.

The Vivillon first looked at the sleeping Cynthia. Cynthia's mouth was open very wide, as titanic snores rivaling that of a garchomp were coming out from her mouth, as was a thick trail of saliva that not even a Granbull could produce. She also seemed to be blowing a snot bubble, and she also seemed to be farting in her sleep. Her wet farts smelled as foul as a Skuntank's ass, and her bare feet seemed to smell just as bad as a stunky using poison gas.

The Vivillon then took a look at the napping Iris. Iris's snoring was louder as a Drampa using Hyper Voice, and her drool trail was as thick as an Axew's tusk and twice as long. As she blew her snot bubble and snored and drooled away, she let out farts that smelled like a Gigantamax Garboder. Her bare feet, while looking pretty clean, actually smelled as if they were placed inside of a couple of Trubbish.

The Vivillon finished by looking at the snoozing Diantha. The sexy actress was snoring as loud as a Snorlax using snore, and she drooled enough drool from her wide open snoring mouth to make a Gloom jealous. Diantha also kept blowing snot bubbles in her sleep, and her farts smelled like a dead Weezing that fell into a basket of rotten tomatoes. Speaking of Weezing, her feet smelled as if a Galarian Weezing had decided to use poison gas on them.

The Pyukumuku looked at the feet of the snoring champions, and decided to touch them using the white organs that come from its so-called mouth. The Pikachu saw this, however, and slapped the Pyukumuku before anything else weird happened.

"Pipi pikapi chu?! [pika-speak for "what the hell?!"]" yelled the Pikachu, "pika pika pi pi CHUPI pi Pikachu pi, pi CHU pi pikapi! [pika-speak for "One of those girls is a CHILD for Arceus's sake, so DON'T do anything gross!"]"

Another hour passed, and the three girls were still asleep. A Wingull, Exeggutor, Crabrawler, Drifblim, Zangoose, Seviper, Bellossom, Inkay, Machamp, Stunfisk, Octillery, Corsola, Finneon, Clamperl, Primarina, Alolan Raichu, Sandygast, Squirtle, Blastoise, and a Lapras were all present at the beach by this point. Seviper and Zangoose were fighting with each other, as per usual, while the rest of the pokemon were curious about the three sleeping and snoring beauties. They felt the desire to wake them up, viewing their snoring and farting as distracting to them. They knew by instinct that this was futile, as not even the sounds of Zangoose and Seviper beating the distortion world out of each other could wake the three snorers up, and their fighting could wake up just about anybody. As such, the pokemon all left the place for now.

Eventually, night would fall, and a pleasant, salty breeze flew over the sandy beach that was lit up by the full moon and a phenomenon exclusive to the Lental region known as the Illumina phenomenon. Normally, Iris, Diantha, and Cynthia would be in awe of the glowing lights in the night sky. However, the three of them were too tired to care about such things. All three ladies were STILL sleeping and snoring and farting and drooling and snorting and motorboating away on that rock in their bikinis. Not only that, but their already loud snoring got even louder still, as they were now all snoring together in unison.

And so, they all spent the night on the beach all snoring and slobbering all over the place in a rather undignified manner, and they would continue to snore until the sun rose the very next morning.

The End