(A/N): The cover art made for this story was drawn by Acualia, who also did the cover art for previous Sonic fic, Cream's Teen Mom. Please check out her work at Deviantart for she's open for commissions. I hope you guys have fun reading this chapter.


It was yet another glorious day on the planet Earth. As usual nothing bad has happened since earlier in the day where Sonic and friends foiled another one of Eggman's plans for world domination. Saving many lives of people and small creatures alike.

In a beautiful grassy field far from civilization stood the famous hedgehog's house. The sun had started setting as the night sky was getting ready to cover the rest of the day as the sun slowly descended in the horizon.

Inside the living room part of Sonic's house was a yellow female feline known as Honey the Cat, a friend Sonic made during his adventures and one who he made close to him like a sister much like how Tails is like his brother.

Honey was sitting on the couch, happily eating a bag of chips. Her attention was turned to the tv as she was watching something fascinating on the news. Which is very unusual since she mostly likes to watch cartoons or sitcoms such as "My Wife is a Monkey" or "Wacky Cartoons for Cats". But this time it was different.

On the tv screen was a news man wearing his fancy blue suit and comb back brown hair. Honey eat her chips with her eyes glued to the tv screen as the news man talked.

"And that's why it's important not to have your toaster with you in the bathtub. Because you will end up with soggy bread. It's what I keep reminding my wife." he said, nodding his head proudly.

The news man looked at another camera with a dramatic look. "In other news, tomorrow is the Anniversary of the two mysterious figures that arrived on earth years ago in the 90's. The day that earth encounters aliens from another world for the first time. The only thing we have evidence of their existence is this raw black and white footage. Play the footage Bobby!" The newsman yelled.

On the screen appeared an old black and white security footage. The image quality was bad and pixelated but was still able to see the environment somewhat that took place near a park at night.

After a couple of seconds of the footage, two strange creatures appeared as they seemed to be walking together. It was hard to reveal who they were as one was skinny and had three legs walking and the other one was more chubby and big. The two of them seem to be walking without care and high five each other when they found a large piece of a object.

"Woah." Honey said, amazed seeing the footage before eating more of her chips.

The footage ends and the newsman reappears on the tv screen. "Ever since, people have wondered who these two creatures are. They have gotten so mysterious that they gained a cult following over the years since the video." he said showing footage of fans dressed as what they think the aliens look like and t-shirts that they were wearing.

"They even have merchandise and conventions based around them. Though we have key witnesses to have said that they boarded their spaceship and went to their home planet. But what they mostly say is nonsense. Like come on really?" The newsman said, shrugging his shoulders.

"Starting tomorrow in various cities are going to have a day to celebrate this occasion. Expect a lot of cosplay and many weird people talking about their encounter with these two aliens. This is Jimmy Ballin, and I'm Ballin out!" He said, pretending to shoot hoops.

The news ended as it went into commercials. Honey stopped looking at the screen when she noticed that she ran out of chips from her bag. "Aw man, it's finished." She said before crumpling the bag and threw it in the trash can.

Honey grabbed the tv remote and began channel surfing as she laid back on Sonic's couch. As she was flipping through the channel, the hedgehog himself came into the living room. Sonic was surprised to see Honey in his house for he didn't recall inviting her over.

"Honey what are you doing here? And how did you get into my house?" He asked.

"I was too lazy to go back home and the door was unlocked." She said, not even taking her eyes off the tv screen.

Sonic just awkwardly darted his eyes towards his house door and Honey. "Well okay then." He shrugged his shoulders just going along with the situation.

The hedgehog then looked at the trash can to see the bag of empty chips. "Dang it Honey! Did you eat my chips. I was gonna save those for tomorrow." He said, a bit sad.

"I was hungry! Beating Eggman today left my stomach empty. Besides, I didn't see your name on it." Honey said, teasing her brother.

"I live here." Sonic remark.

The hedgehog sighs and taps his foot. "Well you should have said something earlier. I would have ordered a pizza or something." He said.

Sonic growl in frustration as went to sit on the couch with Honey was still channel surfing. "Anything new on the tv?"

"Nothing much, just some stuff about the importance of toasters, bathtubs, and something about the anniversary of these two aliens." Honey answered.

"Aliens?" Sonic raised an eyebrow, looking at Honey.

Before Honey could say anything more, the sitcom show "My Wife is a Monkey" was airing on the screen. Honey giggled in glee upon seeing it and completely forgot about the news about the aliens she was going to Sonic.

"Oh boy, it's my current favorite sitcom." Honey said, happily.

"Urg gross." Sonic said, disgusted by the show's writing.

"By the way, mind if I crash here for the night. Fighting Eggman today really tired me out." Honey asked.

"Yeah no problem. You can use the guest room." Sonic said, a little annoyed but was always caring for Honey.

"Thank you brother!" Honey said, smiling at the hedgehog. "Don't worry I make loud sounds in my sleep."

Through the rest of the day Sonic and Honey had fun playing video games and eating pizza that Sonic ordered himself. The two were having their usual brother and sister bond as time went on.

Now the two were sleeping as Honey was in the guest room. Sleeping happily with her belly full of pizza, she and Sonic ate. Honey was sleeping peacefully letting out small snores. For a while she slept until she moved her body in an uncomfortable state making her body shift around to the point she accidentally woke herself up.

Honey stood up with her eyes half open and looked at the clock to see it was 2:03 am. The cat got annoyed that she woke up this early in the morning and let out a small growl. Her body felt too warm so she got up from the bed and headed towards the window to get some cool air in the room.

As Honey pulled up the window she was expecting a soft breeze of the air to enter in. Instead she was suddenly hit by a huge gust of wind almost as if Sonic was causing it.

Honey covered her eyes with her arms when a source of light appeared in the sky blinding her view. She tried to look up to see what was causing all this. It came to a stop when the source of light suddenly landed on the ground in the distance.

The cat could see a large object in the far distance. Honey frowned, thinking it might be one of Eggman's vehicles trying to do a surprise attack on Sonic while he's sleeping.

Unlucky for them, Honey had just woken up in time from such an attack. The cat formed a smirk while cracking her knuckles and neck, ready to fight some Eggman's pawns while protecting her brother in his sleep. Wanting to take all the action and fun for herself.

Honey quickly put on her red high heel boots and quietly exited the house not wanting to wake Sonic up. The cat did a quiet sprint once she was outside to the location to where Eggman's fleet was at. As she got closed she carefully stopped sprinting hoping to not get caught.

She found some nearby bushes and began to squat her way as she hid her appearance. "Well Eggman plans for a surprise attack then I will as well." Honey quietly said to herself.

When Honey poked her head out from the bushes, she was taken by surprise when she took a gander at the large figure she thought to be Eggman's ship. There was no Eggman symbol on the ship or any Eggman pawns coming out of it. It was a large orange spaceship with a blue windshield. At first Honey thought that the sides of the orange spaceship were cannons but the more Honey looked she found out that the spaceship had stereos on both sides of it.

Honey was just left confused. She had a hunch that the ship in front of her was not by Eggman's but she was curious to know who landed it near Sonic's house. Before thinking even further, Honey was blinded by a white light as the blue windshield of the spacecraft began to lift up.

The yellow cat tried her best to look through the blinding light. Suddenly two shadowy figures appeared as the light hid their appearance. Judging by the body shape, Honey could tell that the one on the left was skinny while the other figure was taller and rounder.

Honey then remembered what she saw on the news about two mysterious alien figures landing on earth years ago. The thought of it spooked the feline that she has encountered aliens from another planet who possibly want to eat her brain like those sci fi movies she watches with Sonic and Tails.

The cat slowly backed away but stepped on a twig. The light coming from the spaceship then aimed at Honey's location revealing her. The two mysterious figures turned their heads and saw Honey staring at them.

"Eeeep!" Honey yelled, frightened.

Honey quickly got up and began running towards Sonic's house. Feeling a bit pale on what she just witnessed. The two mysterious figures just looked at each other with a confused body gesture, not knowing what just happened.

The two figures watch the yellow cat run until another mysterious person appears behind them. The third figure gave a slap to the back on the skinny one.

"You idiots, you scared her off." Said a mysterious woman's voice from the ship.

"Aye It's not our fault, you know. We just wanted to make a grand entrance." Said the skinny figure, looking around where they landed. "Let's just hope this is the right area."

"Yeah, the right place." Said the other figure in a deep and heavy voice.

Honey's heart was beating non stop as the thought of some brain eating aliens landed on earth and next to her brother Sonic's place. Honey quickly entered the hedgehog's home, breathing in the air she lost during her run. She was shaking in fear until she realized something.

"Oh no! Sonic is still sleeping. I gotta wake him up before they get us and do weird alien stuff to us." She said, has she put her hands on her head. "I don't want to lose my brain. I love my brain!"

The cat quickly ran up the stairs and began banging on the door of Sonic's room. "Sonic!" She yelled. "Open up! Please! We're gonna get abducted by aliens if we don't do something!"

There was no response as the door didn't open. Honey began to worry some more. "Sonic!" She yelled in a more frightened tone.

Honey had her eyes closed she kept pounding on Sonic's door with hard knocks, hoping her brother would wake up from the noise and open the door. As Honey kept knocking on the door with both her hands, she was unaware that Sonic slowly opened the door with half open eyes as he was still tired. When the door fully opened Sonic was then greeted by Honey's hands and she accidentally bonked his head.

"Ow! Honey! What's with all the banging? Why did you wake me up this early? There better be a good reason?" Sonic said, in a half sleeping state as he rubbed his hurting head.

"Sonic! We have an emergency!" Honey warning the hedgehog.

"What could possibly be an emergency this early in the morning?" He said, rubbing one of his tired eyes.

"We're being invaded!" Honey explained.

"Invaded? By who? Eggman? I don't think he'll go as far to attack us in our sleep. Even that guy needs his beauty sleep." Sonic said, still in a sleepy state.

"Not Eggman! By something else!" Honey continued speaking.

"Something else?"

"Come I'll show you! Maybe we can take down these invaders before they get us!" Honey said, grabbing Sonic's hand and dragging his dazed body out of his own home.

Honey kept her hand on Sonic's hand as they headed towards the location of the spaceship that landed. Sonic wanted to care about the situation but was too busy yawning as Honey kept taking him away from his sleep.

As they came close, Honey and Sonic hid behind some bushes. They both looked over to see the orange spaceship at the exact same spot Honey found it . The cat's heart was once beating seeing such machinery from another world right in front of them.

"There it is Sonic. That's the spaceship that the invaders arrived on." Honey said, quietly.

Sonic took a gander at the spaceship that Honey pointed out. As his vision was getting clear, there was something awfully familiar about it that triggered one of Sonic's memories but was too drowsy to think properly.

The blue windshield of the spaceship opened once again and with its blinding bright light. Sonic and Honey covered their eyes from the light as the three mysterious figures slowly got off their large spaceship and landed their feet on the grassy floor.

The blinding light slowly dim down giving Sonic and Honey a better view of these three mysterious characters. One is a red guy wearing what seems to be black and white sneakers on his three legs (Yes three legs folks), purple shorts, white tank top, black fingerless gloves on his three fingers, gold chain around his long neck and a cool hat that he was wearing backwards.

The figure next to him was a large yellow fellow. He was wearing light blue and green shoes, light blue shorts, cool black shades on his eyes and light blue beanie on top of his head where he had two small antennas sticking out.

Lastly next to him was a much shorter person in blue and by its appearance looks to be female. She was wearing black boots, light purple jeans, white tank top, two gold wrist bracelets, neck gold bracelet, red lipstick, and a dark blue curly afro hairstyle with two long antennas coming from her head.

The three characters stood there doing dramatic and cool poses. Honey was taken by surprise by their appearance but still kept her guard up and got herself ready to fight for they might be very dangerous aliens. Honey was unaware that Sonic was slowly smiling at the three characters, specifically at the red and yellow alien.

Honey built enough courage to jump out from the bushes and stood several feet away from the alien group. The feline got into her fighting position. The characters gave an awkward stare at the yellow cat not knowing who she was or what she was doing. They wanted to say something to the cat but were interrupted by Sonic.

"No way!" Sonic shouted, fully awake.

Before Honey could pull any of her fighting moves she looked back at Sonic wondering why the hedgehog shouted in a happy tone. Both the red and yellow characters looked over to see Sonic who was walking towards with a big friendly smile. They too smiled and began walking towards the hedgehog with wide open arms and smiles.

"What the funk!? Is that who I think it is?" Said the red character.

"Yeee, I think that's him." said the yellow character in his deep and chill voice.

Honey stood awkwardly still as Sonic walked past her and ignored her existence at the moment watching him and the two characters come close.

"Well it ain't our favorite shorty hedgehog, Sonic." Said the red character.

"Looks like he ain't short anymore." Said the yellow character smiling at Sonic.

"Toejam! Earl! I can't believe you guys are here!" Sonic yelled out happily.

"Yo in the flesh dawg!" The red character Toejam said.

Sonic laughed, "Man it's been years since I last met with you two." He said.

The blue hedgehog stepped close to the two and proceeded with a cool handshake with both as they ended it by doing a cool pose in respect. Sonic looked over to see the blue female behind never seeing her before but figured it was a new friend of theirs.

"Dang Sonic! You really cut down on those chili dogs since we last met. You had quite the small belly when we first met you." Toejam mocks Sonic, poking the hedgehog 's now thin stomach.

"You were quite the pudgy hedgehog back then heheh." Earl laughed, remembering how Sonic looked in his youth.

"I still eat chili dogs just not as much as I did back then hahaha." Sonic laughed, rubbing his stomach. "How have you guys been?"

"We've been keeping the funk going Yo!" Toejam said, posing next to Earl.

"Hold on just a darn minute!" Yelled Honey at the top of her lungs.

Everyone looked at the yellow cat giving her attention at last . "Sonic! You do realize there are literally aliens in front of us?!" Honey said, with one eye twitching.

Sonic realized something when he looked at Honey. "Oh that's right, I guess this is your first alien encounter. No wonder you're surprised." Sonic chuckled.

"You mean to tell me that aliens are real?!" Honey asked. "And you knew all this time?"

"Well….yeah? Always have been, there are living beings in space. I never brought it up because you never asked." Sonic said, shrugging his shoulders.

Honey looked down to the ground as her head was hurting a bit from all this information about Extra terrestrial being real. "This is a lot to take in. Oh Chaos." She said, rubbing her head.

"So Sonic, who's this fine looking cat girl here? You two seem close." Toejam asked, standing beside the hedgehog.

Sonic smiled and moved to stand beside the yellow cat with an arm around her shoulder. "Her name is Honey the Cat, she's a close friend of mine, but she's more like a sister to me if anything." He said, patting Honey's head.

"Well any friend of my home boy Sonic is a friend of mine." Toejam said, nodding in approval.

"Me too." Big Earl said, agreeing with his best friend.

"Take it easy on her guys, this is her first time she met someone from outer space." Sonic said, still trying to calm Honey down by patting her head.

"Don't worry about dawg, we be careful." Earl said, in a chuckle.

"Okay…..I think I'm calm now." Honey said, after taking a deep breath and looked up at the alien duo.

"Well then allow me to introduce them to you." Sonic offered. "The one with three legs is-"

"Hold up Sonic, let us introduce ourselves to Honey girl here. With our roll call rap. We like to introduce ourselves in style Yo!" Toejam said, making a finger gesture.

"Yeee, that way you can learn about Latisha here since you never met her." Earl said, looking over at his blue female friend.

"What up fools!" Latisha greeted Sonic and Honey.

"Yo Latisha crank up the megawatts stereo and play us a funky beat girl." Toejam asked.

"Mmmhmm you gotta it, Toejam." Latisha said, in a sassy attitude.

"Haven't done the roll call in a while now." Earl gave a short laugh.

The blue alien grabbed a remote from the spaceship and pressed the button making the stereos from the spaceship play a catchy beat and colored lights flashing around. Toejam then grabbed a mic and jumped forward from his group and in front of Sonic and Honey. Sonic is watching calmly with a smile and a hand on his hip while Honey's eyes widen and her mouth wide open in surprise as Toejam begins to introduce himself through a rap.

Give it up! give it up! give it up for master T

Say "oh" for the greatest rapper around DJ TJ

I'll jam it up, your head is spinning like a B-ball

Can't stop it, can't even slow it down y'all

You know you got no choice you gotta dance when I get going

Move to the Rhythm of the Funk when I get flowing

Gotta give it up! Toejam in the hood!

Ha! Dang I'm good!

Toejam then proceeded to do some breakdancing moves to show how smooth he looked. Once he was done he threw his mic over to his home boy Big Rapping Earl. The yellow alien caught the mic in his hands and began to introduce himself with his own rap.

Yo they call me Earl and I don't say that much so

I'm just cruising in the funky flow you know

Everybody around you know moving at high speed

I'm chilling it down you know moving at my speed

Everybody trippin', gettin' up in ya face

Gotta stay cool, gotta take it at your own pace

Once done, Earl did a robot-like dance showing his dance skills and gave a big cool and friendly smile. Not long after, Earl threw the mic at Latisha, catching the mic with grace and gave a confident smirk as she held the mic with pride.

The name's Latisha and I'm in the house now

Breaking it down the best I know how

You know I'm new, but I notice much

Yo something was missing here, the female touch

Gotta get busy, gotta do it good

Y'all step back cause Latisha is in the hood!

When Latisha finished her rap and showed off her dance skills, the three aliens came together and did one gangster-like pose together to finish off their introductions. Sonic was amazed and thought their introduction was cool. Honey was still shocked and didn't know what to think and formed a frown.

The tired cat then began to walk away heading towards Sonic's house. "Wa-wait?! Honey, where are you going?" Sonic asked.

"I'm going back to bed, that's where I'm going. I didn't wake up at 2:03 am in the morning to listen to some rapping aliens." Honey said, grumpy as she angrily stomped her way back to Sonic's home.

Sonic looked awkwardly back at his alien friends. "Sorry about that guys, my sister can be a bit grumpy if she's tired." Sonic laughed.

"Don't sweat man, I know what it means to need beauty sleep." Latisha said, nodding her head, understanding Honey's upset nature.

"It's our fault as well. The timezone is a little different from where we're from. We didn't know you and Honey girl was napping yo." Toejam said.

"Well since I'm still a bit tired. How about you guys come over to my place in a few hours once me and Honey are rested up. My home is just over there." Sonic suggested while pointing in the direction of his home.

"Sounds good to me bro." Earl said, a cool smile.

"Yeah man! We've got a lot to catch up on since we last met." Toejam said, excitedly.

"We could wait a few hours, I can finally watch some of those tv earth drama shows in the meantime back on the ship." Latisha said.

"Awesome, boy *yawn* I have a lot to say when I wake up." Sonic said, letting out a yawn. "Also don't worry about humans seeing your spaceship here. We're miles away from where they are."

"Aight! See you when the sunrise blue dawg." Toejam said, fingering pointing at his hedgehog friend.

Sonic clicked his tongue and finger pointed back at the red alien. The hedgehog left the group of aliens in his usual blue blur. Toejam and Earl were unfazed for they were familiar with Sonic's speed. Latisha however was surprise for she never seen anyone that quick.

"Wow! You never told me he was fast." Latisha said, looking at the spot Sonic left.

"My boy Sonic is known to be the fastest thing alive around these parts. Though I was the one who gave him that title." Toejam said, proudly.

"No you didn't." Earl said, looking at his short friend. "You heard it from a song or something."

"Dang it Earl, I was trying to be cool in front of Latisha here." Toejam said.

"Toejam you know I will never find you 'cool'." She said, mocking the three leg alien.

"Then why are you always hanging out with me huh?" Toejam said, giving out a teasing look.

"That's because Earl here is the reason why I hangout with you. He's the only cool guy I know." Latisha said, looking up at Earl with a smile.

"Thanks Latisha." Earl said.

"No problem Big E!" She said, giving a shoulder bump to her friend.

"Well I swear to you, Latisha. After we leave earth. You will find me cool, girl." Toejam said, giving a wink.

Latisha felt disgusted at the thought, but laughed knowing it was impossible. "Ha! I'd like to see you try foo." She continued to mock him.

The three aliens then started to walk back to their spaceship where they wait the next few hours for their hedgehog friend to be well rested. As the rest of the day was sure to have a large moment of surprises waiting for them.

End of chapter 1


(A/N): I originally wanted to post this story last year to celebrate Toejam and Earl's 30th anniversary, but I wanted to finish the Cream"s Teen Mom story since it was already halfway done. It wasn't just Sonic's 30th anniversary after all that year. Hope you guys enjoyed this chapter, next part coming next week.

Toejam: Dang! We look good for 30!

Sonic: You said it!