Wild Gorilla

Hello! You are reading the very first work of fanfiction from Alibaba the legend! I did this all by myself with no help, for 7 hours. There are a lot of cute things going through my head constantly and I just HAD to get it down on paper- erm, DIGITAL paper, hyuck hyuck! I hope you enjoy my very finest craft! This story is about two dudes named Vinny and Jeremiah. It's going to be pretty cute.

(In vinny perspective ok) I just got back from work at my job on the day of today, August 1st 2022. It is unreal how slow time feels once you step foot into your work environment. Having to pick up phones all day from people who should know better can get pretty frustrating, especially when they're the stubborn type. But it's been more fun than usual lately. I'm not really sure why, but a good bit of my friends have been swarming in to work with me. I like their company but to be honest I miss when I could work without Keller chewing candy loudly and bickering with his beloved on his cracked phone. When I tell him to simmer down, he gets all mad at me! Like what a load of donkey balls! Ugh... enough about work, man. I just got home. I need to sit down, get myself a cold drink, and relax for the rest of the day. Maybe I should get on Dittord and play stuff with some of my friends. Yeah, only some of them. I don't want to play with Jackson, not since he got raped by JPEGMAFIA for 3 days straight and made it his entire personality. "Muh trauma!" Will you shut up man? God. I keep getting lost in my stupid thoughts. Sorry about that, reader! Hehe! Oh yaow, my girlfriend is here too. I think I forgot about her for a hot minute since I've been talking to you.
Mio: Hi Vinny! Did you just get home?

Vinny: Yes darling I did! It was so stressful today, I had to answer so many calls and go to the bathroom so many times. I think I have a weak bladder!

Mio: Oh no... You didn't wet your pants, did you? Last time that happened, you almost got sent home early...

Vinny: Nyahaha, don't you worry puffnuts. I didn't pee my pants like a sissy this time. I've been training myself to pee better!

Mio: Yay! I'm so happy for you! Mio stands on her tippy toes and leans towards Vinny slightly, and kisses him on the cheeks. It leaves a small red mark from her lipstick.

Vinny: I'm so glad I have you, my sweet sweet girlfriend, to shower me in so much affection every morning, evening, and night!

Mio: I love you!

Little did we know who would show up at the door momentarily. Do you wanna know? You should go to the next chapter