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As I'm typing this I have to pee really bad but my little brother is taking a shower.
Oh come on, who is at the fucking door during this time dude? I was just getting all lovey-dovey with my girlfriend Mio Honda, who is Japanese by the way! She knows how to sing and dance! Can your girlfriend even do that? Nope she definitely cannot, IF you even have one. Ka ka! Anyways, who the fuck is at my door? They didn't even knock. I just heard them stomping up the concrete steps and drop a bag infront of our door. THAT is pretty scary... right? I hope I'm not just being a wimpy pussy.
Mio: Is there someone at the door?
Vinny: Yes gungy. I think so. I'm going to check on who it is in a moment. I need to go to the bathroom first.
Mio: Okay!
Yup, that was no lie nor jest. Right now, my bare feet are touching the hardwood ground approaching the bathroom door. I'm putting my hand on the fake golden doorknob that leads to the toiletries. My bare feet are now on the cold bathroom tiles, and so are my pants! I haven't grown out of pulling my pants all the way down to use the bathroom. I used to get wet toilet paper balls thrown at me at school when I did that. I have my hands on my penis and its gushin' out lots of pee! I always try to aim for the rim of the toilet. Sometimes the bowl if I'm feeling a little extra kooky! Yup, my bladder is empty now. Okay, pulling my pants up. OW, it got stuck on my Jim & Jimmys! Alright, I'm leaving the bathroom now. Let's see what the heck is going on.
Mio: Oh, are you done? Did you remember to wash your hands?
AW CRAP, I FORGOT TO WASH MY HANDS!
Vinny: I forgot! Be right back!
How could I forget to do something as easy as wash my hands after I use the bathroom? God, am I a fucking lunatic? I must be a psychotic brainlet. What if I touched my beautiful girlfriend with my penis stained hands? Outrageous, outrageous, outrageous. I can't forgive myself for this. (Sigh...)
Vinny is currently in the bathroom washing his hands, looking at himself sob in the mirror.
