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JEREMIAH? I haven't seen this guy since I quit working at Chick-Fil-A 3 years ago! He was such a weird oddball. All the girls would swoon over him because of his luscious hair and his golden face but oh my gawd I could not stand the sight of that freak. Everytime he talked to me, he would have a little bit of drool in the corners of his mouth. He also made a lot of uncomfortable noises and they made me really angry. Very touchy guy too.

Mio: Vinny are you okay? You're shaking... a lot, too... Mio grabs Vinny's hand and tries to comfort him.

Vinny: I-I think I-I-I-I.. o-k-k-kay...

I can't get the words out of my mouth. They're trapped in my quivering throat. My entire body is shivering in an overwhelming anxiety. To be perfectly honest, it's not that Jeremiah is even THAT TERRIBLE of a guy, I just have no idea how to talk to people I used to hang around. What do you say to an old friend? What do you say ESPECIALLY when they go right to you personally like this? I haven't talked to or seen this guy in years and here he is on my doorstep. What is this ape doing here?

Vinny: I'm going to open the door.

Mio: But your hands are so sweaty... you need to wipe them off and stop sweating...

Vinny: ..!

She was actually so right. My hands were so sweaty from being so anxious that I forgot that I wouldn't be able to open the door with wet hands. Obviously my hands would slip off of the doorknob if I tried to open it with these.

Vinny: Be right back babe, I'm going to get some paper towels!

Mio: Okay!

I'm running to the kitchen to grab some paper towels right now. Phew, okay, thankfully we still have some left on the paper towel roll. If we didn't have any paper towels, I guess I just wouldn't be able to open the door and see Jeremiah. Vinny tears some of the paper towels off of the cardboard roll and wipes his palms with them. The paper towels are almost completely soaked in sweat. It is an absurd amount of sweat.

It's time.