This is chapter 5 now. Oh my god. What is going to happen to Vinny? What does Jeremiah want? What is going on here? What the fuck? Listen to this while reading: SIKE LMAOOOOO. listen to whatever you want man!
So I have my hand on the doorknob now. I am going to turn the doorknob. God I am so scared. What is Jeremiah going to say to me? What do I say to him? Why do I have to deal with this stupid shit? With a slow twist of my wrist, the doorknob is slowly letting the door open. The sweat is pouring from my head and down my arms and even further down my legs. There are stains on my pants and they look like I did number 1 and number 2.
Vinny: Here goes...
Mio: * gulp* Okay...
The door is creaking. The door is opening.
The door is open.
The sunlight is blinding. It takes a few seconds for my eyes to adjust to the sudden change in light. It almost hurts. I haven't been prancing around in my apartment for that long, right? Oh god. Jeremiah is looming over me. I forgot how I short I am. Me, Vinny. I am comically short. Jeremiah gained a few inches on me I guess. Actually I can't even tell because I haven't seen him in 3 years and also I am so short that everyone is taller than me anyways so I can't tell the differences in height between most people. I am also afraid of the dark so I forgot how tall people are when it is the night time.
Jeremiah: Vince.
Vinny: Y-yeah?
I say with a shaky voice. God I am so unbelievably nervous. Why do I have to go through the trouble of talking to old friends. I can't even remember the last time I thought about this guy.
Vinny: W-what brings you here, J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-Jeremiah?
Jeremiah extends his long right arm and puts it on the top of my head. I was really scared at first because I thought he was going to hurt me. I flinch a lot. But in reality he actually is just patting my head and playing with my hair. What the? Why is he patting my head and playing with my hair with his fingers and running his fingers through my hair? Dude my girlfriend is literally right here right behind me watching you do this with my head. How fucking stupid could you be you idiot?
Mio: GET YOUR HAND OFF OF HIM!
Oh jeez.
