Mr. Knight: Yes Katie I'm your dad Wesley
You're not my dad! I don't have one! My dad is a international spy that's living on Mars
Mr. Knight: Who would tell you that nonsense?
I did "Kendall says protectively standing in front of her" I told her that so she wouldn't be sad about not having a dad. I didn't want her to feel ashamed and resentful like I am to you. She was still in diapers when you abandoned us! You jerk face! So get out of here! Now!
Kendall calm down "Jo says gently grabs his hand to help him relax"
Mr. Knight: Whose she?!
My girlfriend. Got a problem with that? "Kendall says still annoyed that he hasn't left"
Mr. Knight: Of course I do. She's here in your apartment! You're too young for that!
OH MY GOD! "Kendall says with his eyes wide in shock realizing what he's thinking" She was sleeping on THE COUCH!*Angrily points to it* We don't do what you're thinking! What a dirty mind you have! And what right do you have to criticize my love life?! You've never been in my life all through elementary school and middle school! Now that I'm in high school you suddenly realize I exist?! Why are you REALLY here?! Do you not own a watch?! It's 3:30 in the morning!
Mr. Knight: I'm so sorry about that but I just had to see my family
Kendall: We are NOT your family! You abandoned us! Mom was a waitress! I had to get a job at a grocery store just to help support all three of us
Mr. Knight: But look where you are now. In this beautiful apartment. Seems so luxurious
Kendall: It is but we don't pay the rent our manager Gustavo does
Mr. Knight: Oh that's right you're in the boy band Big Time Rush. I've heard your songs. They're incredible
Can you go please? "Ms. Knight says" You're making all the kids very upset and uncomfortable and you did selfishly interrupt our sleep
You're right " says" I'll go. I do have a room a hotel not too far from here. I'll be back when the sun is up
Or here's a brilliant idea "Kendall says" You don't come back AT ALL! *Roughly shoves him out of the apartment and locks the door"
Kendall was that man telling the truth? Is he really our dad? "Katie says looking terrified and hugs James*
Yes that man is in fact our dad "Kendall says calmly"
Katie: Wow I don't remember him
Logan: You weren't even one when he left. No one expects you to remember him
Carlos: Yeah he's just not a nice Papi to leave you and Kendall
James: He's just a jerk
*They all go back to bed*
*By morning they get up for breakfast*
Mama Knight: So I spoke to your father on the phone before I went back to sleep and we had a very long conversation
Ok so what he say? "Kendall says from the couch unenthusiastically and is watching SpongeBob with Katie, Carlos and Jo and takes a big sip of his orange juice"
Mama Knight: He said he just wants to talk to you and Katie. And spend some time with you guys. Spending time exploring the Palm Woods with you guys sounds safe to me. So I said yes
*spits out his drink* What?! "Kendall says" Mom don't believe him. He left us years ago. You can't trust him
He's still your father "She says"
Who didn't come to any of my hockey games or see Katie's first steps or when I graduated 5th grade or when Katie finally became potty trained. He missed all those special moments
Mama Knight: I know honey but he's very sorry about all that. He'll be here in 10 minutes. Behave yourself
*10 minutes go by and he arrives and walks in* Hello boys sorry again about that early wake up call. I want to know all about you guys. Hortense you still wanna be a doctor?
Logan: My name is Logan
Mr. Knight: No it's Hortense
Logan: No sir it's now Logan. It's been that for years. James' mom had a bizarre hatred for my real name and changed it to Logan and I like it
Mr. Knight: Ok well Logan you still wanna be a doctor?
Logan: Yes sir I sure do
Mr. Knight: Good. Carlos how's your Papi?
Carlos: Muy bein. No hablo ingles!
Mr. Knight: Ok…um James you still working out?
Everyday "James says completely uninterested in the conversation"
Kendall: We really don't wanna talk to you
Mr. Knight: Hear me out please. I have something for each of you guys *Grabs a big bag from the hallway and puts it on the floor* Logan you first. Here's a human anatomy study cube *Gives it to him* James here's rare limited edition Cuda Man magazine *Gives it to him* Carlos here's a Donatello action figure *Gives it to him* Kendall here's a Minnesota Golden Gophers hockey jersey *Gives it to him* and Katie here's Pinky Pie doll from My Little Pony
Kendall: You think you can buy our affection, love and trust with gifts?! No that's not how it works. Guys put them back! Put them back now! *Holds the bag out and drops his gift back in it*
Carlos: But it's Donatello. You know he's my favorite TMNT
Kendall: Buddy I will take you to Toys R Us and buy you whatever TMNT toy you want that's way better than the one that MAN gave you
*The rest of them return their gifts*
Katie: You didn't even get a gift for Jo
Jo: That's ok Katie. He doesn't know me
