ME3 - A practical joke by one of the junior officers leads to a member of the original crew serving up a lesson on how to really mess with someone's head. Shepard, Garrus, and Tali, with Cortez, Vega, Chakwas and Traynor. Rated T for language.

AU, ME1. Main changes are to humanities biology. Same universe as 'Bloody Path to the Stars'. After coming onto the galactic scene in a short but bloody war, Humanity has a meteoric rise. Now another hurdle is being jumped. A human is being seriously considered as a possible spectre, but this human will be more important than anyone realizes.

Millions of years ago, an ancient being crashed into the earth and caused a mass extinction event that took out the dinosaurs. Fast forward to present day and Anastasia is living on the citadel. Except she's a witch, hiding her existence from society. Until she saves a turian. And then her existence, and those just like her, is brought into the spotlight, for better or for worse.

After the Collectors attack the SR-2, and Joker is forced to unshackle EDI, Shepard forces him to have a much needed heart to heart about, well, damn near everything that has happened. More than she was expecting ends up coming out into the open.

Drabbles, offhand thoughts, lunatic ravings, and occasional bender induced Mondays. Ciao.

Even two years after Shepard's death, the pain still lingers. Tali decides it is time to face it, once and for all. Though that may not be so easy, in more ways than one. (not related to my other stories)

I think we can all agree waking up as a guy in a woman's body would be jarring to say the least. Waking up as an asari? Horrifying. But waking up as what I had the incredible misfortune to be... Let's just say I wouldn't bet on me surviving long enough to see the Reapers make their grand debut. Asari SI, starts just before ME1.

Four peaks, four sighs. Four times, they say goodbye. Thane/FShep. Oneshot.

"I can feel your racing heart," he murmured. "This N7 designation of yours, did it cover clandestine operations?" Thane/FShep. Oneshot.

Garrus has been framed, and needs to find out who and why.

Hours before the final battle for Earth, Shepard and Tali savor what could be their last intimate moment together. (Cover art belongs to Gomios13.)

The Citadel Council - an organization tasked with maintaining the peace, stability and prosperity of the known galaxy. It is a task they had mostly excelled at since the Krogan Rebellions. The Councilors have the weight of the galaxy upon their shoulders and have to constantly balance the needs and interests of their governments and people... Competent Council AU.

AU. It was just supposed to be a routine patrol, open a Mass Relay survey the system and report anything useful. Instead of finding a garden world or a deposit of Element Zero or Metals instead, they found a ship that no one recognises and a huge headache and technology which will change the Systems Alliance and humanity forever.

Continuation of Piercing the Veil. While on a mission in a vault of rare artifacts, Shepard spots a gift to bring back to Tali. What it brings out of the two of them surprises them both. Feedback welcome.

A story through the perspective of one of the most powerful and oldest biotics in the galaxy as she joins Commander Shepard in her fight against the Reapers. FemShep/Liara. Mass Effect and associated characters, and are owned by BioWare and EA. Ishtarte vas Alexandria and Hera Osman are mine.

A nightmare sends Jasmine on a midnight ice cream hunt when a familiar face shows up. Funny how he always seems to know when she had a nightmare. Post ME2/Arrival DLC, pre ME3 FShenko

Kaidan realizes he isn't so alone. He is scared to tell MShepard how he feels.

The rise of Cerberus meant a lot more enemies and a lot more shadowy projects between its staff. Rated T for violence, death, and profanity.

Though their overall mission against the Collectors is going well, Tali cannot help but to be worried about various suicidally reckless acts Shepard has committed since his resurrection. She decides to broach the subject with him, revealing that there is more beneath the mask of the pristine hero he always wore than she had ever understood.

HMS Isaac Newton and HMS Alexander Fleming open the Shanxi Relay. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move. The following course of events would lead to Humanity's first hot war in over a century, a war which could have exploded into full on Interspecies Total War, assuming of course the various human nations could even agree on anything.

[Modified Destroy Ending] Post-war, Commander Shepard has done the impossible, ending the war against the Reapers. Not only that, but she has survived, though her crew are currently unaware. This is a story of recovery, the aftermath of war, and finding their places in the galaxy, again. Rated T as a precaution. AU of sorts. (FemShep x Garrus) (Joker x EDI)

Everyone needs some rest at some point, right? Though, for Mia Shepard, that 'earned' rest could wait a little longer, at least to the moment when they would finally defeat the Reapers. However, it seems she has no other choice but to dock up her ship, and chill out for a couple of days.

Miranda Lawson has fallen for the Commander. Hard. It started with nothing more than dreams that she paid no mind to, but they have since manifested into a yearning to find out if fantasy may become a reality. Or, will it only remain a fantasy?

Someone's dead. Someone's horny. And someone bought a naughty gift. M for smut. A lot of smut ;)

A follow up to my previous fic, To Understand His Alien Mind. Here, Tali finally confesses to John that she's chosen him as her saera. Cover art belongs to LogiSpaz on Deviant Art.