Joker and Garrus have been known to trade jokes but happens when one goes horribly wrong?

Christmas is around the corner and Lily has a plan. How is Christmas celebrated on the Normandy? Read and find out! An off-side story to celebrate the season. Hope you enjoy :) Note that I've tried to base it so you don't have to read The Other Shepard to understand the characters, this is a reason why Shiva was left out (Let's pretend she's being fixed) Hope you enjoy!

"But that's what we are: a soldier and her commanding officer. We had a war to win, there was no time for friendship." "There might be now." / Winning was the easy part, all right; what comes after that is much harder. There is a galaxy to rebuild, but first Shepard has to pick up the pieces and pull herself together again. Post-ME3.

Written for kink meme: What happens when Miranda opens her mouth one to many times.

Oh My! Jane Shepard is a cowboy. Or a spy. Or a marine. Depends on the day and the assignment, really. Accompanied by James, she goes on her last under-cover mission - to rescue the damsel-in-distress. Definitely AU. Femslash, be warned. And not-so-fem slash.

Shepard & Kaidan are expecting a baby, & Kaidan (being the thoughtful man he is) has enrolled them in Lamaze classes. Shame Shepard couldn't take it seriously enough to stick around for the entire class. Pure humour, one-shot Shenko post ME3.

Dark Effect is a mirror universe fanfiction I created. It s really really close to the things that happens in Mass Effect, but with slightly changes. I do not want to spoiler to much.

Shepard happens across a document Joker has been secretly sending to new crew members aboard the Normandy on the Shadow Broker's terminal. Pure humour, giving a little insight to my head canon Shepard. Takes place after the Citadel Coup & completion of the "From Ashes" DLC, ME3.

Dois meses após a morte da Comandante Valquíria Shepard, seguimos as aventuras de Kaidan Alenko e da sua nova tripulação. Uma história cheia de acção e aventura passada no intervalo de dois anos entre a morte da Comandante Shepard e o seu reaparecimento através do Projecto Lázaro. Será que Kaidan vai continuar fiel ao seu amor ou vai sucumbir a uma nova paixão?

Prompted from kink meme. Shepard made a choice that saved the galaxy, but left her loved ones waiting once again.

I get some sleep, sometimes. A oneshot.

While Joker turns into Scrooge and starts seeing dead people, Thane has a mid-life crisis and becomes a bad-ass biker! It all belongs to bioware apart from my OC's Groff and Joe. The Christmas decorations are mine too.

As she tries to come to terms with the loss of Shepard, how does Ashley find herself in the running to be a Spectre? What will she do when Shepard comes back? MShep/Ashley, w/ special guests Anderson, & the Illusive Man. OC(ish): Captain Hannah Shepard

mShenko FanFic for Vanderloo, who won my follower contest on Tumblr. This is a AU fic set hours before the ME2 Suicide Mission. High paragon Shepard who romanced Kaidan in ME1. Shepard & Kaidan both deal with their feelings after their confrontation on Horizon.

Set in the Mass Effect universe this is my take on Aethyta & Benezia's relationship, I absolutely love these two as a couple, I have researched all about them,they are an amazing couple. Please R&R No flames plz? M for language.

Years after the destruction of the Reapers, Garrus and Shepard finally settle down as husband and wife. Rated M for the possibility of sexual content, language, etc. in the future.

Shenko AU story, based on an OTP prompt from tumblr. Shepard survived Mindoir. Now she's just suffered through Akuze, and finds carrying on hard. Harder when alone, until someone happens by and offers his words. Simple words that change the world. Trigger warning: suicidal thoughts.

A story illustrating the meetings between Commander Josh Shepard and Operative Miranda Lawson during the events of ME3.

Isn't it amazing how three small words can change a relationship? An alternative ending to Mass Effect 2. Featuring Shepard, Miranda and Jack. Rated M for language (swearing) and because it's my first piece so I'm erring on the side of caution.

This story is a slight AU, but grounded in Mass Effect 3. Follows Shepard through the events of ME3 as he deals with one twist to the original plot. Rated M for later language and themes. (I'd rather be safe than sorry) M!Shep/Ashley

Abigail Shepard and crew celebrate their first holidays for a while after the events of the Reaper War.

A young engineer catches the eye of Thane Krios, surprising herself as well as the entire crew of the Normandy.

Here is my contribution to the Mass Effect Holiday cheer on Tumblr. My giftee was thepalebride and Jaden is her Shepard (Colonist/Sole Survivor/Vanguard). Rated T for mild adult theme. Enjoy!

Shepard and a Marine lieutenant meet in 2170. That day breaks them both.

Shepard is thrown into a wormhole with his crew transporting him to a parallel universe where he is reborn as a Quarian. John'Shepard nar Rayya grows up alongside Tali. He will have to face the challenges of Life, Love, and the Mass Effect Universe.