Sometimes I wonder, what exactly did I do wrong?
I must have done something truly terrible considering my current circumstances, no two ways about it. I must have been a serial killer in my previous life and gone way too far into the deep end for things to turn up this way.
After all, when you make a CYOA for shits and giggles while thinking yourself a 'villain', you don't expect for it to actually become reality.
So, as I look out the window of my place, I again wonder.
Why the hell did I make those choices?
Not only did I stay as a normal human (for the sake of some extra points), but I put myself in the unenviable position as a member of the Hero Faction as well as marked that the Great King Faction of the devils, the New Satan Faction, the Grigory, the Tepes and Karmila factions of vampires, and the Heavens would all hate me to the bones sooner or later and want to eliminate me no matter what.
Oh, and did I mention that I removed the whole 'shonen' logic of this world? Because yes, I did this sort of stupid thing, as well as make this something of a pseudo-crossover as there is a wannabee hero of justice and an annoying blond with a penchant for saying datebayoo running around the place.
Was that enough for drawbacks to me? Fuck no, because of course I had to go the extra step of stupidity and added that the fact that the Christian God is dead be revealed way back and the three factions suffered under the Pantheons as well as making the supernatural world way more involved in human society.
... I am a stupid dumbass to actually have chosen so many drawbacks and I regret almost every single one of them.
Sure, I got plenty of benefits to make this reality bearable, but it is still infuriating. If I had known I would actually make use of the CYOA, I would have just become a devil king and be far from the main plot or just cuck Issei with Rias's sweet ass.
"Cadre Winchester, grand commander Cao Cao has called for a meeting of all captains." My vice in command for the scientific core said and I nodded my head.
"Very well, I will go see what he wants. Also, miss Tesla, remember that you can just call me by my first name. There is no need for that much formality." I say and Nicole Tesla, the descendant of Nikola Tesla, blushes a bit at that.
"S-Still, I must show proper respect to my superior." She says and I chuckle at that before patting her on the shoulder and feeling my hand be slightly shocked I removed it.
"Oh, oh sorry, Cadre Winchester. I am still learning how to use my gear and-"
"It is fine, Nicole. But you should really try and learn how to master your gear so it at least isn't a danger for you and others." I told the girl who bowed in embarrassment.
"I know, but it is hard to control this gear." She says and I nod.
"As to be expected of a potential Longinus gear like your Unknown Dictator." I say and she shakes her head.
"You know that you are the only one who says that my gear is Longinus Class. Everyone knows it is only a high-class one at best." She says.
"Let's agree to disagree. Now go on, you still have places to be and a gear to train up." I say and she nods before walking away.
I can't resist but leer a bit at her backside, she might have modest C-cup breasts, but she has a killer booty for sure right there.
Nicole is really quite a nice girl, with a great backside as well. I had to give her that gear so she could be strong enough for the future, but considering her intellect and heritage it was most certainly a good call, especially when compared to the gear's original user who was a CIA spy who tried to infiltrate our group.
Cut his head right off, no way would I let the White House to have any sort of say in the organization, especially when I know they are closer to the Christian Pantheon factions than I would prefer. And even without their association with those beings, I would still prefer to not be close to them.
Who knows, they might just try and make us suffer through the hell that is bureaucracy.
Moving through the facilities I whistle as I move. Many of the faces I pass by nod or make way as I pass through, it certainly is a good ego booster. That some of the girls are dressed in skintight jumpsuits that show a lot of skin is also a good bonus.
The uniform designs for them were not made by me, but I am not complaining.
Far too soon I arrived in a teleportation magic circle. Getting inside it I just release some of my mana before I teleport to a unique pocket dimension where the Cadres of the Hero Faction get together.
Magic is weird like that.
"Took your sweet time, bastard. Did you get lost in some random cunt and needed a map to get out?" An annoying voice said from the side and I smile at him with a happy expression.
"I see that you are in a good mood today, Sieg. You even made a joke that you knew what even mean the word 'cunt', I could swear you only thought of cocks hitting one another and swords going into certain holes, or was that the other way around?" I answer easily.
"Fuck you."
"No thanks, I am not into what you enjoy. But hey, if you want some bigger guy to bend you over I am sure something can be arranged in a gay bar." I say, making him scowl further.
I can still remember the fact that 'someone' spread pictures of him entering one such establishment, he claims that the pictures are fake and accused me of producing and spreading them, but I admit nothing.
"Fight, fight, fight." Herakles says from his position, excited over the prospect of me and Sieg fighting.
"That will be enough, you two." Cao Cao said, making us pause and look his way. "We do not have time for two of our top combatants fighting a cock measuring contest."
"Hey, that is unfair," I say. "Sieg was made by the church, they likely made him a eunuch or have a micro dick from birth just for shits and giggles. Say that we are in such a contest would be saying that I bully the little twat."
"Okay, that is it, I will fucking kill you." Sieg said and he was about to come over when Cao Cao put his spear between us.
He does like to wave his stick around to make everyone listen to him, huh.
You are overcompensating too much there boss, we don't need to see you waving your mighty spear at everyone to make them agree that you are the alpha here, Georg and Sieg are beta enough and I just don't care.
"That is enough for both of you. Remember that our enemy isn't each other, but the monsters out there." He says and we nod our heads, knowing that he was not wrong there. Seeing that we stop joking around he moved his spear away and relaxed a bit, knowing we were listening to his instructions.
He is the leader of the faction and all that jazz, after all. The others listen to him as if he was speaking the gospel and I do think we should give him respect if only because he was the one to even start this movement and, most importantly, work the paperwork we leave behind and manage our few thousand members.
"Oh man, and here I was hoping to see someone fighting." Herakles says dejectedly as he saw we would not be trying to murder one another right now.
Laughing a bit at the big guy's reaction to the lack of action I say.
"We will have plenty of fights moving forward, big guy. Don't worry about that."
"I guess that is fine, but you and Sieg just got my hopes up to see some action right now." He says in a dejected tone.
He is a cool guy, but he enjoys fighting way too much and is not exactly the smartest guy around. A genius when it was time to actually fight and more than capable enough to command his division, but certainly no great thinker of things outside of combat.
The blood of the original Herakles, and thus Zeus, flows strong in him.
Cao Cao then continues as if he did not see us talking right now.
"Ladies and gentlemen, your attention please." He says and I raise my hand, interrupting him when he was about to start to do his whole showmanship. "... Yes?"
"You DO know we are lacking female presence amongst the Cadres, right? Sieg may like to spend way too much time taking care of his hair, to an absurd degree, and probably lacks the equipment to be remotely considered a male, but he still likely isn't a woman either."
"I will kill you, one of these days I will definetly kill you." Sieg mutters while glaring daggers in my direction and Herakles laughs at the situation.
Cao Cao seems defeated as he just rubs his temples.
"... Whatever, I am too young for this shit." He says before shaking his head and continuing. "First, I have been contacted by a new emerging terrorist organization called Khaos Brigade. The organization is a mess with all sorts of internal groups and different objectives, but the boss seems to desire to fight and remove Great Red from the dimensional gap."
Everyone stops talking as Cao Cao further explains about the Khaos Brigade.
"The benefits are quite extensive, but the risk is great. Do you guys think we should take their hand and join or not?" Cao Cao asks in an almost democratic way.
Almost, since Georg was in the corner of the room, reading one of the two books I obtained when coming to this world.
He owed me big time for lending him it to study, we both knew that well, but he would vote according to Cao Cao's thoughts regardless, and so would Sieg as he just listened to Cao Cao's instructions anyway. This alone would be three against two at most, so Cao Cao always gets his way even if he at least listens to us and our suggestions.
It is still better than being in a devil's peerage. Having been in this world for a bit over half a year now, I already know pretty well just how bad things truly are for anyone who ends up in almost any devil's hands, especially since this world was a lot darker than 'CANON'.
It was almost a kindness when I killed reincarnated devils in some cases, even if some I did allow to join in my division for either being smart, having some interesting power to study, or for being fuckable enough.
Seeing that we unanimously agreed with joining the terrorist organization, Cao Coa nods his head.
"At worse," I speak up, making Cao Cao turn in my direction. "We could always talk to the 'boss' and see to sealing Great Red, so it is not like we actually need to defeat or kill it. I do have that book about sealing arts."
Georg turned a hungry gaze in my direction and I wave my finger in the negative.
"No, you already have the book of Lucifer with all the information about how devils were created and how their normal and specific bloodline magic works as well as the production methods for mostly all demonic-type artifacts. I won't lend you the other book until you at least manage to create magic to make Phenex Tears for the faction." I say.
"... Fine." Georg looks dejected, he hungers for knowledge to an extreme degree and I AM dangling a book with all the sealing knowledge that the Biblic God had, so I guess I can understand. With that sort of knowledge in hands, it wouldn't even be hard to make new Sacred Gears using defeated enemies, but he should not be too greedy. Taking things one step at a time and being able to use human magic to reproduce the bloodline abilities of all the devil race houses to our leisure is certainly a great boom for the faction and way easier to become widespread than individual weapons.
Seeing that this was settled, our glorious leader continues.
"Very well, since we are all in agreement regarding this I will inform them or us joining. Next, I want to hear each division and how they are going." Cao Cao says. "Georg?"
"Oh, right." Georg got his head out of the book he had just restarted to read. "My logistic division is going well, I created several farms where we use the undead to help with the gardening so our herb production for potion creation is doing fine. Besides that, the movement of goods thanks to my gear ensures that our stock of holy and demonic metal as well as other necessities are expanding as our contacts manage our trade for them."
"Good, keep up the good work." Cao Cao says. "Herakles?"
"My fighter division is doing good as well. I have found several bases of stray devils and managed to eliminate them as well as dealt with several new devil 'kings' that were trying to hunt humans for their stupid games." At that part Herakles spit to the side, the devil's practice of killing and resurrecting humans before forcing them to fight for the entertainment of others is as disgusting as it sounds, despite what the 'show' might portray.
It is honestly disgusting, and that it was portrayed in any sort of positive light in the show is honestly disturbing.
Herakles continued after he recomposed himself.
"Sorry about that, I just remembered a devil fucker who was trying to rape a little girl of 9 to death before resurrecting her as his bishop. Killed the fucker and barely managed to save her before sending her to Cardin's division for treatment."
"Yeah, little Zhuge is improving." I say. "Last I saw her she asked me to thank you and asked for you to visit as she wants to see her hero."
Herakles gave a toothy grin at that. He looked like he wanted to talk more, but Cao Cao coughed in his hand to bring him back to the discussion.
"My division members are improving constantly as they are forced into combat with those strays and proving they are true heroes. Most are already able to fight regular low-class reincarnated devils even without using any gear and some are already able to face High-Class devils without injury."
Cao Cao nodded, clearly satisfied with the progress of Herakles. The big guy has trained a while under Chiron before he was recruited, so he has a good idea regarding how to train others in combat and is the main person responsible for the training of our regular troops.
"Very good job, Herakles. And what of you Sieg?"
"The information gathering division is doing fine." Sieg said. "We managed to find information from several devil houses' misdeeds that we can use for blackmail for their misdeeds. We also acquired information on the fighters from the Greek pantheons and have a detailed dossier of the church fighting force in England. We are still all but blind when it comes to the Grigory since they are very efficient in their methods despite their low numbers, and our recruitment speed for new recruits is slowing down as we need to focus on far too many things at once and the Grigory seems to have noticed that sacred gear users are 'disappearing' more and more."
Well, at least I know that my sacred gear scouter is working if it already is making a direct effect on the Grigory's recruitment capacity.
This hero faction will be WAY bigger than the original one from CANON. We are better prepared and way stronger as well.
Cao Cao nods with a pensive expression at Sieg's words.
"We may need to create a recruitment division soon, I believe." turning his gaze to me he said. "And what of you, Cardin."
Closing my eyes I try not to think of my name all that much as I formulate my answer. Having the name of a racist bully like Carding Winchester of RWBY is almost poetic justice considering the situation I am considering that the Hero Faction can be seen as very much racist, but whatever.
"The Research and Development division is doing well." I say. "The scientists finally managed to complete some proper mind control devices that work well and the cloning facilities are also advancing nicely. It will be a while before the clones start coming out, but we should expect at least four thousand clones of combat-ready capacity."
Did I mention that my 'build' is pretty darn evil? Because it really, really is. How else to explain that it included a clone institute in the build as well as a group of thirty capable mad scientists that are willing to research whatever the fuck I want as well as the genetic material of all sorts of heroes through the ages?
If this was any more ridiculous I would have some sort of evil pet like a black dragon or somethi... never mind, I have one of those too. I have no regrets about that addition to my build though as Mimi is just too cute.
"So I see, and about the next matters of research?" Cao Cao questions.
"We already started research in how to mass produce holy and demonic weaponry, but, if we could get our hands on some of the information from the Grigory or the Church, then we should be able to improve our timetable drastically." I explain.
My researchers were all quite great, but we are starting basically from scratch here so if we could get the information others already have we would be way more advanced soon enough.
"I understand and we will see what can be done." Cao Cao says with a nod before continuing. "Before we go our own ways I have a final mission I would want one of you guys to go. Sieg, if you could.'
"Of course, leader." Sieg said before walking to the forefront all cocky.
He really is a smug bastard.
"Regarding the Church, as we all know it has been under heavy pressure from the Greek Pantheon recently as the greeks seem to want to push them completely out of Europe. Normally that is nothing new, the Church can barely stay in a few regions of Europe by now, but what is important isn't this. What matters is that I obtained confirmed information about the church's new course of action to stop this attack."
We all raise a brow, wondering what he means. This world is nothing like CANON in this regard, since the fact that Yahweh died became public knowledge the diverse pantheons all started to fight back against the Christian Pantheon which is far too fragmented for its own good. This just made those factions become weaker to a considerable extent.
"To be able to stop the advances from the Greeks, the Church is willing to send a delegation together with a suitable 'sacrifice' to satiate Zeus's apetite." Sieg says as he gives us the dossiers of the girl in question that would be given off as a glorified sex slave. This is secret information of the church no doubt, but I am not shocked that Sieg obtained a detailed dossier that includes who will go and even the path the delegation will use.
"... Lucky guy." I mutter as I think of the easy life Zeus enjoys, but everyone else seems to have heard me.
What? The guy is already a god with a hot as all hells milf wife, and now he is being sent exorcist girls to be his fuck toy in exchange for him not letting his pantheon start a war.
Ignoring my words, Cao Cao speaks up.
"We have found that the delegation's exorcists to be sent are all quite talented, and if no sacrifice arrives then we can expect the Church to be fully pushed out of Europe." A smirk appears on his face before he continues. "I want to see that conflict happen and that these talents are put to good use. Any potential killing between the Greeks and Heaven is great news for use, the more that those filthy monsters kill each other the less of them would be around to harm or use humanity for their own benefits."
We all nod, understanding what he means. The Greek supernatural beings like to rape humans of all ages, but they are still overall better than the Church which is so desperate that they do not have any problems with human experiments and using as many human lives as possible for the 'greater good'.
"I want to do it, boss." I say, raising my hand.
"Nah, leave it to me lil bro. I can handle rescuing these exorcists, no problem." Herakles says while puffing out his chest.
"Maybe." I admit easily enough. "But you get to get out whenever you feel like it, while I stay in the research facility way too much by comparison. I need to stretch my legs just like my team, we ARE the strike force after all." I point out.
Yep, I am not only the head of the R&D of the Hero Faction, but also the captain of the Strike Force, the most elite of the elite fighters of the faction.
"Very well, whathever." Herakles said, accepting my words. The others didn't bother fighting me over it since they were all rather busy and this sort of job would always fall for either me or Herakles.
As for why I was making a point to go, that was because I recognized who was being sent as a sacrifice to Zeus's perverted tendencies.
Asia Argento, the oblivious sexy nun.
Just thinking of her between my legs to worship is enough to get my dick to stiffen a bit, I definetly want to plow that saintly ass.
Looking at Sieg I smirk and ask.
"Clone asshole, this is a matter of high importance. Do you, or do you not, have a dick."
"Of course, I have a dick. Why do you ask about it so much? Want to suck it?" He asks irritated.
"Nah, between the two of us the 'cocksuker' isn't me, that much is obvious," I say before I point to the picture of little Lint. "Just asking because your sister looks hot and I feared she would be a barbie doll like I think you are, but if she has a proper pussy then I guess I can make sure to have you calling me brother-in-law soon."
Sieg turned to Cao Cao and speaks with as much seriousness as I have ever seen him have.
"Please let me kill him. It will be pretty quick, just introduce my blade to his chest real quick." Sieg's eyes shone in desire.
"Can you guys be quiet, I am trying to study here." Georg said, not even taking his eyes out of the pages of the book.
"A fight!" Herakles looks excited at the prospect of two of the cadres trying to kill each other, and Cao Cao sighs.
"Why did no one tell me that being a leader was such a headache?"
Hah, sucker. That is why I don't want to be the leader of this whole faction, even if I do lead the R&D division as a somewhat separate unit. They are easy to deal with as most are either super loyal and subservient to me, or just mind 'adjusted' into being that.
Besides, even if I have more than enough strength to be the leader of the whole Hero Faction (I am no weaker than Cao Cao when we both are really serious), but I wouldn't want to do that job at all. We of the Hero Faction higher-ups are all arrogant assholes, managing us must be a nightmare. And I would know that the higher-ups are like that.
I am decidedly an arrogant too.
"Ready to lose?" Siegfried questioned from his corner of the training ground, a salvage expression on his face as he had his swords in hand.
His six swords, since he already had his Balance Breaker on without any delay since of course he did. He knew that I was no pushover and was not dumb enough to hold back anything if we are to fight.
"Sorry, but as a certain purple potato head said once, I am innevitable." I said with a mocking smirk as my sacred gear appeared on my hand.
Now, one must wonder why I quoted Thanos seemingly from nowhere. But, here is the thing, when your sacred gear is basically the Infinity Gauntlet filled with all six infinity stones, you kinda have the right to act cocky.
This is my dear gear, Golden Gauntlet. It is made of what seems like solid gold with six dashing jewels encrusted on it. Each of those jewels holds a different power. Extremely strong hypnosis and mind control, teleportation, great affinity and insight into magic, limited control over the natural forces around the user, capacity to interfere with souls to some degree, and weak control over time.
Basically, the weaker versions of the six infinity stones from Marvel. I know, I know, it sounds OP (and it totally is), but it takes a long time to master them. The more I master them the stronger the gems become and I need to master all of the six powers if I want to unlock the Balance Breaker of this beauty.
I am so thankful I got more than one perk to help one master gears faster, otherwise, I might as well forget about ever achieving Balance Breaker.
"Do you two really need to do this?" Cao Cao questions.
"I won't stay calm unless I teach him a lesson!" Sieg said.
"He needs to be taught humility." I said easily, and it is true.
This guy is just very annoying, beating him to a pulp sounds fucking therapeutic after he tried more than once to steal my shit.
I had to accept a drawback that will make me a sworn enemy of Heaven and Grigory in exchange for that sword, no one steals what is mine dammit.
"Very well, but no killing each other. You are all a strong combat force for our Hero Faction and having you die for no reason is a waste." Cao Cao said tiredly.
I do not wait for him to move, using the space stone I teleport close to Siegfried and launch a punch at him. He crosses his blades in front of him to block and needs four of his six swords just to hold that one punch of mine.
He doesn't let up, though, as he used two of his free arms to try and hit me on the head and waist. Unfortunately for him, that was far too naive a plan, I simply used the Force stone to change the friction of the air around me, making it become extremely tough and thus stopping his moves.
I don't let up, sending a kick at his midsection that he skilfully dodges back.
"... That gear of yours is bullshit." Sieg said and I shrug.
"I am not complaining." I say easily before I use the Reality stone to help me with my magic, expanding and improving my magic attack as several spears of stone are created and launched at Siegfried who has no choice but to try his best to stave off the attack.
I, however, give a little surprise to him when, after a while of my attack, the spears burst into shrapnel and hit him all over, launching him back. With one of his demon swords in hand, he swings it hard creating a gust of wind to crush and push away all the stones.
Swinging another sword a veritable iceberg is created crashing down on me, not that it matters as I simply teleport above it.
SHIT!
Jumping to the side I avoid the strike of Gram. It seems he started going all out as he doesn't hesitate to use Gram, the blast of energy is enough to crush the iceberg almost entirely, not that it matters as I just teleport again.
For distances of thirty meters or less I can do it almost instantly as long as I know the location, if I need longer distances I need some focus but it is still an extremely practical power, especially considering I can just teleport above Georg and use another of the stones.
The Mind stone has strong hypnotic powers, I can completely control others if given time and am not disturbed while putting the hypnosis, I am not yet proficient to the point I can control others entirely instantly, but I CAN mess with their minds.
Sieg swings his sword to the right, missing me by a large margin as he does so as I approach. Can't blame the guy though, he is most certainly seeing me coming from that direction. While mind control instantly on someone with magic training is beyond me, just a simple illusion isn't that hard to pull off.
Darting at him I prepare to launch another punch, with some luck this punch would crack some teeth from him.
"Woops, almost got me there." I say as I avoid damage from his using Gram to launch an omnidirectional attack.
"Stop playing around and fight me seriously." Sieg said, his face hard as he glared in my direction.
"... You do know I might kill you if I go all out, right?" I ask to make sure. He already is barely hanging on as things are despite using all his best weapons and his Balance Breaker and me not going entirely all out with my gear just yet.
Does he have a death wish?
"I will not admit you being the rightful owner of that weapon unless you can beat me." Sieg said and I roll my eyes at that.
"Dude, I just can use that. What does that have to do with you? Did the church send you to participate in the Holy Sword project and you got horny for my sword or something?" I ask in annoyance.
"You wouldn't understand. Just bring it out, here and now!" Sieg said and I sigh before putting my hand that doesn't have a gauntlet forward.
"Whatever, I will give you want then. But if you die, I won't take responsibility." I say as my Space stone activates, the pocket dimension I built is opened and from inside a pristine and beautiful sword comes out.
Shining in white and gold, the sword exudes an extremely potent holy aura and as I hold it I can feel part of its power restoring me to my peak state. Sure, it isn't like I spent that much energy just now or anything, but it still restored me to the peak all the same.
I am so glad my True Excalibur, a replica perfectly equal in every regard to the original Excalibur of the DxD world, was so overpowered. The result of what would happen if all seven 'Excalibur Fragments' were combined, amplifying their powers by at least a dozen times, and gaining an ability of regeneration of its user that wouldn't lose out even against the Avalon noble phantasm from Artoria in Fate.
There is a damn good reason why this sword was so famous, it alone could let a competent human user fight against a weaker God without any problems and likely slay it.
Sieg's eyes shone with greed as he saw the true strongest holy sword, and I smirk at the greed the bastard had in his eyes.
"Do us all a favor and try not to die to my Excalibur, it would ruin the floor to have your blood splatter all around." I say mockingly as Sieg smirks at me.
"Don't worry, I won't be the one dying here." Sieg said before launching himself at me, a battle cry in his mouth as he lunged in my direction.
You know, I could have made this a hard fight, make this interesting, but this sword is cheating and my gear is also absurd, especially when I could seamlessly combine the power of the two rather easily the Mind stone together with the power of Excalibur Nightmare and Excalibur Transparency.
The result was that he fully believed I was still in place, even as I moved away from that location just enough to avoid his strike and blast him with the power of Excalibur Destruction combined with the Power and Reality stones to empower the blast to whole new heights.
I look at the aftermath and raise a brow at it. Guess I miscalculated there, since I did not expect the blast to be enough to actually kill the little shitstain.
"... You will revive him, right?" Cao Cao said, his eyes narrowed as he looked in my direction.
I snort as I answer.
"Despite my wishes, I am not dumb enough to let a strong fighting force perish like that." I said. The Soul stone shines as blue speckles concentrate over my gauntlet and a miniature Sieg appears atop it. "I will have Valerie recreate a body for him and shove his soul inside, he will be back on his feet soon enough."
"Good." He said easily. "I may not appreciate you allowing hybrids in your division, but I did promise you can do as you please as long as you listen to orders and don't endanger our faction."
"Of course." I state easily enough. "I am loyal to the cause of proving humanity and fighting against those who look down on us, but I do believe that those who are half-human should be given a chance to prove that, by being half-human, they are better than the rest." I state in a diplomatic fashion.
What? I am in an organization centered on race superiority and all that, if I want to plow supernatural pussy I would need a good excuse so the rest of the faction doesn't say I am some traitor or whatever. Saying it is for the sake of humanity or something is enough, I could likely even plow regular pure blood devil pussy and they would let it slide if I am trying to force half-breed babies in them and succeed.
"I still do not think it wise, but won't fight you over it." Cao Cao said, making Herakles look dejected over no more fighting right now. "And for the sacred gear..."
"Since when do I mess around with that?" I say while rolling my eyes. "If I can capture a soul before it goes to the realm of the dead, then capturing a sacred gear as well is no issue. With the stockpile of gears we obtained from reincarnated devils we have dealt with, I thought that this was already obvious."
"Just wanted to make sure." Cao Cao said. "Make sure he is back in one piece soon enough, would you? We already lack competent fighters, no need to make our numbers even smaller."
I gave him a mock salute as I walk away, in my head I wonder how can I mess up with Sieg after he eventually wakes up with his new lease on life.
AN:
Hope you guys liked it, I used the CYOA Dumbass X Dumbass, a rather nice CYOA as far as I can find.
Here is the build, if anyone is curious:
+1000
human (+300) 1300
Götterdämmerung (+500) 1800
Call Down The Thunder [Grigory, Heaven, Church, New Satan Faction, Great King Faction, Tepes Faction, Karmila Faction] (+2800cp) 4600
Here We Stand (+300cp) 4900
Komm, süsser Star (+400cp) 5300
Blood In The Water (+200) 5500
In name only (+500) 6000
Cosmic Mess [Tanya the Evil, Taimanin] (+200, +500) 6700
Hero Faction
Greatest Clan
New Waves
Transfer Student From Another World
Last Convergence Point (-200cp) 6500
Rainbow-Dyed Melody (-300cp) 6200
Dance Fight 69 (-100cp) 6100
Human-Made Eden (-200cp) 5900
Ballad of the Myth Hunter (-300cp) 5600
Enlightened User (-200cp) 5400
New Riding Style (-200cp) 5200
Turn Around, Bright Eyes (-300cp) 4900
Geronimo's Cadillac (-200cp) 4700
DNA^2 (-300cp) 4400
The Satanic Bible (-300cp) 4100
Ocarina Of Time (-100cp) 4000
Excalibur (-700) 3300
Golden Gauntlet (-300) 3000
Everything Goes Dark (-400cp) 2600
The Very First Woman [Eve] (-600cp) 2000
Hallelujah Overdrive (-400cp) 1600
Awakening Of The Variant (-600cp) 1000
Ballad of the Myth Hunter (0600cp) 400
Import (-400) 0