In the U.A. Itachi had to fight against his biggest enemy once again: Fangirls. He didn't have a ponytail this time around but it didn't seem to matter.

Everywhere he went he heard the whispers of "Look how cute he is!". (If they'd know what he had done, what he would be willing to do, they would be running as far away as possible.)

In the eyes of the admirerers he was "So polite!", "A real gentleman!" or "So mysterious!". The more forward girls were practically throwing themselves at him and he had to use minor illusions to escape their grasp. Not to talk about the incident with the umbrella and the duck. His compartmentalization skills from his last life never had been more useful.

How was he going to live through this for several years?

Maybe he should gruesomely murder a cute bunny to bring his point across. That would deter them, wouldn't it?

In this world it should work at least. He was pretty sure there weren't any Ankos, Hidans, Orochimarus or Deidaras among his fans, who would only take it as an encouragement. But it would probably get him a mandatory session with the counsellor. Better not risk it.

His popularity with the female half of the school also had the effect of bringing the wrath of Mineta with it. He just ignored the mostly harmless pranks of the pervert, though he was cautious. Jiraiya and Kakashi had proven that perverseness was a good way to get underestimated after all.

Maybe that was an idea. Itachi could start reading armourous literature in public. It would destroy his image as a "shy and innocent gentleman" and simultaneously give him an excellent way to avoid a lot of social interaction. On the other hand he'd have to learn how to read such texts without batting an eyelash.

Walking to his death? Killing children? Torturing the only person he loved? All things he could do with a straight face. Reading explicit sex-scenes however was not possible. He didn't even get two lines in before shutting the book out of embarrassement. How could people read something like that and even enjoy it?

Maybe this wasn't such a good idea.