Haha, how'd this get here? Aha-

Anyway, this story is inspired by 'DxD Gamer with a Naruto System' by ProminentDawn. It hasn't been updated in over a year...but credit where credit is due, yeah?


[Would you like to live again?]

[Y/n]

A silky, almost perfect sounding voice slithered into my mind, and I couldn't stop my body- or lack thereof- from shivering.

For a moment, though, I simply stayed silent. Staring at the large, blue box that appeared infront of my non-existent eyes.

And I could only ask...why not?

After a long blink, I pressed the 'Y', and then everything changed. The Void that I found myself in suddenly gained colour, I felt the fundamental forces of the Universe just suddenly...appear.

I now felt Gravity push down onto me, and it felt so good! I could feel the ground beneath my feet, and it took all I had not to start kissing the dirt.

But most of all...

"Hn- ah... Oh, so this is what having a body feels like again?"

I blinked multiple time, squeezing my eyes shut because of the sudden emergance of light.

Then...I stretched my muscles, and oh my God, it felt amazing! I had muscles, bones, skin! I had eyes, I had a mouth...!

[Welcome to the Naruto Gamer System! You are to be sent to the world of Dragon Ball!]

[Please select your 'Universe' of choice!]

[Original Timeline] — Future Trunks' Timeline

[Super Timeline] — Dragon Ball Super Timeline!

[Grand Tour Timeline] — Dragon Ball GT Timeline

[Protector of Timelines] — Dragon Ball Xenoverse...Timeline?

Woah woah, woah, woah. Woah. Woah...hold on just a minute, just a minute, yeah?

...YOU'RE SENDING ME TO DRAGON BALL?! With a Naruto System?! Are you insane?

I'm going to fucking die!

...is what I would say, if not for the fact that Saiyan's existed.

Yeah, yeah. Call me a 'sheep' or whatever, but honestly, there are only Two Races in Dragon Ball that mattered.

Saiyans and Frost Demons...or whatever Frieza's race is called.

And I'm not counting Angels just because they're kind of limited in what they can do, I hate people controlling me.

And more importantly than that, I knew how to abuse the benefits of being a Saiyan~

Super Saiyan God? Super Saiyan 4?!

Godhood, Monkey-hood? Who cares, that's atleast like a 2000x multiplier minimum, right?

Okay, okay. Just tell me, am I going to Universe 7, or am I going to 6? Maybe 11, to put me next to Jiren?

[...The System had not expected the Player to ask about the Multiverse, as The System had thought the Player would prefer to stay within a Universe where his knowledge is Supreme.]

[However, this gives The System an idea. One that may very well state the end of the Player, or give him the capabilities to go beyond what any Mortal had done before.]

Why are you suddenly speaking in the Third Person-?

[Please select your 'Universe' of choice.]

[Original Timeline] — Future Trunks' Timeline

[Super Timeline] — Dragon Ball Super Timeline!

[Grand Tour Timeline] — Dragon Ball GT Timeline

[Protector of Timelines] — Dragon Ball Xenoverse...Timeline?

[? ? ? ? ? ?] — ALMOST UNRECOGNISABLE ALTERNATE UNIVERSE. MAXIMUM DIFFICULTY. MAXIMUM REWARD.

Are you seriously trying to sell me this AU by telling me my oh-so infinite knowledge of Dragon Ball is practically useless?

Hm...I'm in.

[The System will of course reward The Player- wait, seriously? You're going to choose it?]

Well, yeah? I guess. I've never been a follower of rules before, why start now, y'know?

Plus, this will be fun! If 'everything' has changed, then that just means I can do so much more crazy shit without worrying about 'canon'!

[...This is because you didn't really watch Dragon Ball, and just read the Fanfics, isn't it?]

Hehehe, I don't know what you mean~! And I didn't watch Naruto either, soo...

Aaaanyway, what's this about 'rewarding me'? I bet you don't mean in the lewd way, either.

[Tch, of course you'd think you could fuck an A.I...]

[But no, your reward is rather simple, but incredibly useful. You get to not only become part of a Clan of your own choosing, but you can also choose a Kekkei Genkai on top of that! ...Also you get 5 Gacha Coins.]

So I can essentially get 2 Kekkei Genkai? Neat. And that Gacha is bound to be useful as fuck...

Which only makes me think this new world is going to be very, very dangerous.

But despite that, I didn't feel scared. Far from it.

...Wait, am I supposed to choose now. Or do I choose my Race and whatnot first?

[Oh- right! I was getting ahead of myself there for a moment!]

[Please choose your Race!]

[Saiyan] — Half-Saiyan — Legendary Super Saiyan [LOCKED] —

[Human] — Android —

[Bio-Android] —

[Majin] —

[Namekian] — Warrior Clan — Dragon Clan [LOCKED] —

[Cerealian] —

[Frost Demon/Acrosian] — Mutant [LOCKED] —

[Kai] — Supreme Kai [LOCKED] —

[Demon] — Demon King — ? ? ? ? [LOCKED]

[Angel (LOCKED)] —

[Boulean] —

[...]

[...]

The Race's were set out in a list like form, but yet next to every name was an Avatar of what I'd look like as that Race.

And let me tell you, it was very jarring to see what I'd look like as a member of Guldo's race. I shuddered slightly at remembering that.

Next to every 'Locked' option though, was a Shadowed out being that resembled the race in a strange way.

Like, take Legendary Super Saiyan for example, I saw a very bulked up figure with a Raging Green Aura, I could see the whites of his eyes, and just staring at it made my heart pound in my chest.

Looking at it for long made me...almost scared, in a way? But then I tore my eyes away, looking at the 'Supreme Kai' option. And it gave off a different feeling than LSSJ.

It gave a feeling of...Divinity? If you can put something like that in words. He felt tranquil, at peace, and he didn't have an Aura, but I could tell he was immensely powerful.

Shaking my head, I looked down and noticed so many other Races that I had to rub my hurting eyes, so many Avatars, so many names...

"I choose Saiyan."

I spoke with conviction, there were so many great races here. Even being a 'normal' Kai sounded great to me. Being a Majin?

Honestly I don't know why that broken race isn't Locked, but I'd assume I'll start out weak like that. Not that I mind being weak to begin with, but...

It may sound stupid, but I want to stay as Humanoid as possible, y'know?

I mean, I wouldn't mind becoming a Race like Jeice's. Hell I wouldn't even mind being an Android, with their Infinite Stamina and bullshit.

But...what kid hasn't had the dream to become a Super Saiyan?

To with the very power of transforming, nearly destroy the planet! Sorry, but no other Race gives me the same childish excitement as being a Saiyan does!

[Race has been chosen!]

[Before we get onto choosing your Clan and all that bullshit. Heh...would you like to Roll for One Perk, and One Trait?]

...

Fuck it- hey, that's becoming a bit of a catchphrase for me now, isn't it?

Hm, how about instead of just once and then rolling again. Just roll Three times in a row, so I can marvel at just how amazing and lucky I am!

[Are you sure? You might get a Trait you won't like.]

Well, that's probably bound to happen anyway, why not just get it over and done with?

Honestly, this is probably the least exciting part of all of this. So I'd prefer to get this over with so we can do more exciting shit!

[If you say so. *Rolls eyes* ]

...Don't ever do that again, or I will wish on Super Shenron for a new A.I–

Rolling...

Rolling...

Trait Gained!

[Super Pervert!]

This can't be called a 'Naruto System' without having this Trait, can it? You are a connoisseur of the female body, and will be quite open about your desires.

Lowers REP with Women.

Trait Gained!

[THE GRIND NEVER STOPS!]

You're a Trainaholic, you believe in training until your bones crack, and you drop unconscious. You know the dangers of the world before you, and will become strong enough to face it with a smile.

50% Stat Gain EXP!

Trait Gained!

[A True Hero, to the very End.]

You're not afraid to give your Life for other people. You will happily give the last remaining scraps of food to another, even though you starve. You're selfless to a fault.

Increases REP with all 'Good' natured beings.

Decreases REP with all 'Evil' natured beings.

Perk Gained!

[Carnal Desirability]

You release a certain Pheromone that makes both Women and Men alike wish to give in to their deepest desires without saying a word.

These people will mainly be attracted to you, more than anything!

This cannot be Toggled!

Perk Gained!

[Regenerator]

Everybody has a form of 'Regeneration', but you take that to a whole 'nother level! You're no Deadpool, but give it time!

HPR has changed from Per Minute to Per Second!

Allows Regeneration mid-battle!

Perk Gained!

[Son of the Seas]

You are a child of the Water, ever since you were born, the Ocean has accepted you as it's Master. And with that, it gives you it's power, to fight those who would harm the Ocean.

All Water Techniques EXP is increased by 500%

All Other Water Techniques EXP is increased by 250%

All Water Techniques CP Cost is reduced by 50%

Maxes out Water Affinity.

Grants Title: [One True King of the Seas]

Grants Skill: [Marine Creature Understanding] and [Marine Creature Control]

Grants Skill(s): [Underwater Breathing] and [Water Pressure Immunity]

Grants Skill(s): [Water Regeneration] and [Water Empowerment]

I had to bite my tongue as to not reply negatively to my new Traits. Though I knew that I couldn't do anything about them. As they were a part of me now.

Perhaps in the distant feature, I could get rid of that 'Super Pervert' trait, but by that point, I would have most likely accepted it as a part of myself.

And honestly, everybody has a bit of a 'Pervert Spirit' inside of them, I suppose I would just be more...open about it?

Eh, I don't care. Why?

Because my eyes were solely fixed on one perk. One Perk that made me shake with excitement. [Son of the Seas].

I mean, can you blame me? Sure, 'Carnal Desirability' will partner really well with my 'Super Pervert' trait. And probably outright negate the Negative aspect of the Trair...

And 'Regenerator'? That Perk alone would be OP enough, mixed with Son of the Seas- SOTS?...let's go with SOTS.

Anyway, mixed with [Water Regeneration] from SOTS, I can't help but let a dumb grin cross my face.

Underwater, I was going to be fucking unstoppable.

Of course, unfortunately in Dragon Ball, there are no underwater battles, unless you count Frieza nearly drowning Goku.

Ah, nevermind that. Frieza is scary. I want to carry on! If you would, System?

[Of course. Please choose a Clan of your choosing, and a Kekkei Genkai/Tōta/Mōra!]

Ah, so I'm assuming I could get something like Dust Release? Maybe Kaguya's Rinne-Sharingan–

Gah, no! I don't want an eye in the middle of my forehead. I shuddered at the thought. Tien can pull off 3 eyes, but I certainly can't!

But Kekkei Genkai...I was very tempted to go for the obvious; Sharingan. Rinnegan. Maybe even Wood Release.

However, I wanted to go for something else. Something different. But I needed conformation on something first.

System, will I be able to obtain more Kekkei Genkai and whatnot throughout my life? Or is this choice the only choice I get?

[You are...quite deductive, aren't you? I like it~!]

Do not put that wiggly line after your words like that.

[Wiggly line? You mean a Tilde?]

...Yes.

[Hehe, that's hilarious!]

[Anyway, about your question? Yes. Yes you can gain Kekkei Genkai, and even Affinities through certain actions. However this won't be easy, it will be difficult. And the process might drive a weaker man insane.]

[For example; To obtain [Lava Release] naturally, you must first Meditate within a Volcano for 1 Month straight.]

[To obtain the [Byakugan] , you must MAX out the [Chakra Sense] skill and be able to have it active at all times, while also having a 360 worldview.]

[To get the [Sharingan] , you must first have a SEN stat of over 100, and go through a traumatic experience.]

[To get [Shadow Release] , you have to Meditate in a room of complete Darkness, with no light whatsoever, for a complete month without interruption.]

[To get–]

Okay, okay I get it! I don't need to know how to get every single Kekkei Genkai, okay?!

All I needed was some conformation, for christ- Zeno?- but, actually. I want to know something.

How would I get Mokuton?

[Ah, for that you must have the [Perfect Sage] Perk, and MAX out your [Earth] , [Water] and [Yang] Affinities.]

Gah, that is going to take so long!

Wait, Perfect Sage perk? How am I supposed to get that?! I've already wasted all of my random Perks–!

[It is possible to gain Perks through specific actions. Unlocking the [Perfect Sage] Perk has the requirment of you being able to keep [Sage Mode] up indefinitely...without the aid of an Animal Summons.]

Fuck, that is going to be incredibly hard. I mean, I don't even know of I'll be able to do that at all.

Senjutsu is a very powerful force, and dangerous too. And without being able to train under Sage Masters like the Toads, or Snakes?

No, no it's fine. Senjutsu...it's just another thing I'll have to train!

Hell, I could probably get some Kekkei Genkai while training it. I mean, Senjutsu requires you to meditate?

If I could meditate while in Sage Mode, replenishing my Nature Chakra as fast as I'm using it, then...yeah. Yeah!

Okay. But I still need to choose my Clan and first Kekkei Genkai, right?

I've been getting so off track, haven't I? Ah~ that's fine!

Okay, I want to be an Uzumaki...

And I want Hyōton!

[Wait, you want Ice Release? Out of every Kekkei Genkai, you're choosing...Ice?]

Well, yeah? Why wouldn't I?

I've practically been forced into a Water Mage build, and to be honest? I'd prefer Ice over Lava, or Boil, or whatever else.

[I mean, sure...but you could've chosen the Rinnegan. I know what I would've chose!]

You bring up a good point, System. But honestly?

I'm going to start at Level 1. Even with being an Uzumaki, it's going to be a very, very long time until I can use any of the Jutsu without passing out from Chakra Exhaustion.

That's why I asked if I could gain Kekkei Genkai through natural means. And you just confirmed that I can get the Sharingan, and Mokuton by training really hard.

And when you mix those two together? BAM! You've got the Rinnegan.

[Huh, I guess you're right on that front. Well anyway, I suppose you want to see your Status?]

I rolled my eyes.

"No, I just wanted to go straight into this new life without a clue about how this system works."

[Okay then!]

Commencing Reincarnation Process in 5.

4.

W-wait, I was kidding! I do want to-

3.

System! I did- I do want to see my Stat-

2.

Oh come on, please don't do this to me–

1.

...You know what? Suck my fat, monkey co–


Another, 'nother story? Yes! Shut up! I got the inspiration to do this from DxD Gamer with a Naruto System. Except, of course, this is Dragon Ball, and not DxD.

He'll kind of have a Tobirama build, now that I think about it. This wasn't intentional, but I think it's good! The MC was always going to be an Uzumaki, but the [Son of the Seas] Perk was completely random!

But now, he's gonna be a Sealsmaster, and a master Water Mage...This will be fun!

And as always, please review! It's the only thing except music that motivates me to write these stories.