My bedroom shook with a jolt and a tremor and another tremor and then it dropped all of us out over the Joestar Mansion from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure from Part 1, we landed in the soft soft grass thankfully it cushioned our landing. "Ugh, is this… Oh no" I look around and see the mansion from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure in part one, you know the one that Jonathon Joestar lived in with his dad George Joestar. Anyway me and my gang from the Deltarune dimension and the Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty Sons Dimension knock on the door and then we realize there's screaming and that the mansion is on fire and also it's been on fire for quite a while. We bust down the door to see DIO from Jojo walking up a very big large pillar. He seems to have Vampire Abilities as shown by his walking up the pillar and his sharp fangs. Iroquois Pliskin decides to take action and he pulls out his big small gun and shoots the vampire dead in the shin and he falls over in surprise and by surprise he falls down and lands on the Joestar Family Statue and he dies like a bit differently than he did in the show. "Woah, you're so cool!" says Susie to the now cool Iroquios Pliskin as he nods triumphantly and heroically and he's almost like the president.
"Wow" says Jonathan Joestar, "You saved me!" I help the British man up as he was previously hurt really bad by the evil Vampire Dio Brando. He was extremely grateful to me and we suddenly realised the mansion around us was engulfed in big flames and fire and I was so scared and I had to get out of here so we all turned heel and ran out of here and we left. As we left the mansion we meet Robert E. O Speedwagon and he allows us to stay at his place or something I think, we sleep the later night in Speedwagon's place, so this is our story now.
I wake up the next morning with an ache in my back, and bags under my eyes, (I had trouble sleeping, I didn't have a melatonin so it was a bit worse to sleep in this bed because of it also I think this bed has bugs and fleas in it) Anyway I get up and Speedwagon says "Oh, it's so good to see you all awake, thank you for saving young Jonathan Joestar, I feel so terrirble though, his father was caught up in that mess you saw back up there at the Joestar mansion building fire." I sigh and pat his back, he looked so distraught over the thing that happened back there at the Joestar mansion building fire. I sit down and he puts down and plate of traditional english breakfast of beans and toast and eggs. I don't really like beans too much, but not wanting to be rude and also not wanting to starve because he is not a man with a lot of money and food, I decide to dig in. Lancer and Kris and Susie and Otacon and Raiden and Iroquios Pliskin and Ralsei and Jonathan and Speedwagon join me. Lancer still seems a bit down though, but I see susie from Deltarune trying to encourage him to take a bit bite and then she tries to do that airplane thing that people do to babies to make them eat. Ralsei is carefully eating th efood with a silver fork made of silver and he seems to really enjoy the toast for some reason. I notice Iroquios Pliskin eyeing the beans with a grin and a glint in his heroic cool eye. Otacon keeps looking like he's trying to pet Ralsei I think, I'm not quite sure why he keeps. Kris. Raiden keeps complaining to Speedwagon about the beans and toast and eggs, but Speedwagon continues to tell him that's about all he can afford at the moment. Jonathan just happily eats the beans with his bean eat fork.
Eventually we all get done with our big big dinner and we go outside into the nice warm sunlight where we meet Zeppelli from Jojo, he begins to teach me and Jonathan about Hamon, he picked me because he can sense great potential inside of me because I am the bedroom man. He shows me how to breathe properly so that I can conduct sun sun energy inside of me and my lungs and body. He does the thing with the frog and he teaches both me and Jonathan and then I get a special move. I start to try and begin to perform it but I eventually get a bit dizzy from the heavy breathing and get motion sick and sick and I throw up a bit, but because of the hamon, it overcharges my vomit into, "sunlight yellow vomit supreme overdrive spectacular attack" and it ricochets off of a rock and it bounces and hits Raiden right in the forehead, killing him instantly. He suffered instantly. Pliskin restrains me with his big heroic arms and because I killed his friend, but I keep telling him, "No man it was an accident I swear, please don't hurt me, I was just practicing." He lets go, but I can see he has tears forming in his big heroic cool eyes. "I'm so sorry…" We realize that the noise from the vomit ricochet was still going and we see it was still bouncing off of various objects after the Raiden incident. It goes and it hits Susie Deltarune straight in the head as well. She dies instantly, but Ralsei heals her instantly, "phew that was a close one" I'm think to myself sighing a relief sigh. We didn't know it yet, but this was the beginning of our darkest hour yet as the projectile goes and hits Zepelli from Jojo, killing him instatly. God… What have I done.
We all look behind us and see the evil figure from before, yet again as he suddenly laughs chaotically, "It seems that the many of you have really went and felt the effects of my cataclysmic chaos presence. Oohh hoo hoo hoo it makes me so thrilled to see you all suffer and pain." He then suddenly opens his mouth to say, "It makes you look like fools when I don't have to affect the world at all in order for you to lose one of your own, muahahah heee heee hoo". I get really mad and run up to him and I try and punch him right in the kisser. He suddenly grabs my hand with his hand and throws me back, I go "Ugh" as I slide on the dirt path and fall into the grass. Pliskin points his gun (the big one) at the evil dude and shoots, but he teleports away behind us. "What? How did he do that?" Pliskin exclaims before evil energy bomb blasts him away. He flies back with a boom from bomb and lands on the tippy toes of his feet, he learned how to do this in training. He throws a grenade before realising that we all were in the way of grenade. Otacon grabs the grenade and throws it far far away. "Phew, that was a close call" Susie says out of nowhere, glad to she she is okay. Ralsei shoots a big magic beam at Pliskin that heals him fully to the max. Kris. Susie runs at the evil man and tries and uses rude buster on him, but again he teleports away. Does his power know no limits? Jonathan decides to use his own Hamon to try and stop the villain, but again, to no avail. If he can just up up and away teleport, how can one dream of stopping him? Wait… Dream? That's it! I have to go into the world of video game Kirby! The bedroom draws near. The evil creature notices and says, "Welp, guess I'm off then, toodaloo!" and he vanishes into a big void under his feet. "I can't believe we've lost so many…" I say with tears in my eyes and anger also in my eyes. I suddenly notice the bedroom finally making it's stop right in front of all of us. I slowly guide the crew of Deltarune and Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty, minus Raiden, and also Jonathan and Speedwagon from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure Part One: Phantom Blood into the large small bedroom. We set course for Kirby, maybe there we can find a solution to this mess that none of us knew we were destined to be a part of…