An attempt at humor three years ago that went horribly wrong, hence the title. Warnings inside. Axel is depressed and Demyx decides to help him find Roxas.

Title fail. Zexion is manipulative. He twists people around his finger for pleasure. It's not uncommon for these people to 'fall' for him. When they do, he merely discards them. One certain blonde refuses to be disposed of however. Zemyx/Dexion. AU

Drabble. Pareja Akuroku Axel/Roxas . Es de tematica shonen-ai, ni no te gusta no leas. Resumen: Axel piensa en Roxas y descubre un pequeño regalo. Basado en Kindogm Hearts 358/2 Days. Contiene Spoilers.

Axel is high, and Roxas swears this is the last time he'll deal with it.

When this little bundle of burden was born, she was SO EMO and ANGSTY and TERRIFYING that Axel didn't care if it was his or not. The Angst was TOO POWERFUL, so he plopped Master Chief's helmet over her head. THUS SAVING THE WORLD...except Australia.

Kairi's life changed on a dark night centuries before. Now she is a vampire, taking part in a war against werewolves. However, there is more to it than she sees. SoraKai, RoxNami

Squaffie. Yuffie accepts a dare from Kairi on Halloween. Will she do it or not? Short story. R&R! FINISHED!

All he wanted to do was finish his homework, but who his he to deny his love some passionate sex? Smutty story written for I'm Yours. For Life. Love ya babez. Anyways, please read and review. Alyssia

Cat, a very ambitious girl, has made a pledge to forget about boys and relationships altogether. but what happens when she goes to a new school and meets Roxas, a down to earth, skater? will she be able to keep her vow or will she give into temptation?

Zexion's up late studying, Demyx just wants to sleep. Fluff. Zemyx.

Axel glanced up at the small blond boy, surprised that his slight companion had finally detached his mouth from the blue stained popsicle stick to form the quiet question. "The ocean?" / AkuRoku Summer-themed. Written for Ocean Day!

Riku has been taken by a figure while shopping with Sarah, when she goes and tries to find him, her life is twisted and turned. Switches POV. Rated M, just in case. Possible Romance.

After Sora wakes up, he starts to remember things that never happened to him. What's happening to him? And who owns these strange memories? Rated T for safety.

I'm their hero. Their rock.. Their pillar. They don't realize I'm the one in need of rescuing. It hurts me. I can't be their Hercules. I cant be their Superman. I'm not invincible. A bullet can kill me and I'm not an immortal god.

xDelfin: "What in Kingdom Hearts are they doing?" "I believe the term is 'making out.'" The Nobodies of The Castle That Never Was try to comprehend such a thing. Zemyx, AkuRoku and LOTS more. One-Shot. T for kissing? Yaoi. ξήζσγ

Xemnas has something in store for Axel. How does Axel react? axel/sora sorry bad at summaries reviews are welcome!

One-shot. AU. Axel claims that his hair is nonflammable and Demyx decides to test the claim. The result: A not very happy Roxas.

In order for Kairi to have a pure heart her heart must cast out the darkness. So were does it go and what happens to it? one-shot

her lips met his and static flowed between them. -riku/kairi

If you really look at it, the lifespan of a human is just like a firefly's gleam: fleeting and evanescent. Why then, would you want to be human? AU AkuRoku oneshot

Fluffy one shot - Demyx wakes up, alone, confused, and covered in sand. Xigbar/Demyx

Namine re-discovered hidden feelings and love bloomed. One summer - a chance to be with him again, and a chance to lose it all. /Roxine/

When Axel's favorite band comes to Port Royal, hes is not anything but excited to see them live. After going to get tickets with his very close friend Demyx they had out for ice cream. AkuDemy an Roxion after fist then AkuRoku n' Zemyx other side pairigs

It was supposed to be simple: pose as Roxas to get him through his Home Ec. Class. Sora never expected for that one day could lead to all this… Mostly RikuxSora and some AkuRoku. DISCONTINUED.

After graduating college, Axel finds that writing isn't going to pay the bills. So Axel finds a lame job. Along the way, he somehow finds himself in some sort of crazy love triangle…with his best friend and some asshole. AkuRoku/RenoAxel/ARR for Nijuuni