DO NOT ATTEMPT! IF you do, we are not responsible. It's just funny! Now torturing more teachers!

Esse tal de amor era a pior coisa que poderia existir. E ao mesmo tempo, a melhor.

Hermione reflects on her feelings for DracoI own nothing but the plot

William Fraser is a young boy in America, when he turns eleven the wizarding world slowly but surely opens up its doors to him. This is the first installment of his story. Disclaimer: I am not making any money from this/Harry Potter is not owned by me.

Lists of 25 things people aren't allowed to do at hogwarts. Starting with Fred and George, but if you want more or oneshots to go with them, tell me.

Smack square puff of hot air, life isn't fair. It's a hard lesson to learn. Reflections from characters' POV during/after HPOTP in chronological order. Are the characters apparent? Don't own HP: none of it. Please read.

Lily was a daughter of a legend, so what. She had a crush on her fathers arch enemies so , so what. things are going to get very complicated at hogwarts.

An unlikely view of what could possibly happen if Voldemort ever saw the future. Features a very OOC Voldemort.

Harry et Draco se retrouvent dans une chambre tous les jours pour l’heure du déjeuner. Mais, aujourd’hui quelque chose va changer…

A quick look at three possible answers to 3 of the questions on Lockhart's ridiculous quiz in CoS. Hopefully Humorous.

I dropped the flannel into my lap and cupped her face gently with my hand, keeping her close, pulling her close and being determined not to let her go." Fratie romance, Because the blood-blisterpod incident would have started something. FWKB-Fratie.

HarryOC. No slash. Sweet small romance at the END of the series. Mostly a friendship. 1 series for each school year!

Young love is radient while it lasts, but forever is elusive, and schoolday couples rarely survive. Formerly titled Days Gone By. Current: Cedric and Cho.

I, Sirius Black trudge around my house having no peticular destination. I sigh, thinking of how I miss my fun-filled days at school. I am completely opposite my family, or what is supposed to be my family.

The Final Battle with Voldemort looms... how does our hero fare?

Os anos que lhe pesaram eram medidos em toneladas.

Hermione spent about two month alone with Harry and Ron and thought herself in love, unfortunately the feelings weren't returned. Ron and Harry thought her vanilla, but two sly Slytherins were going to show her that she was chocolate. DHB

Sem cessar, indo em frente, a dor permanecia incrustada na alma de Severo Snape.Oneshot

Prequel to SheWasVanilla. Ginny believes that everyone's basic personality can be described using ice-cream flavors. She shares her theory with Lavender and Ron, who use it to put Hermione down. HBP Compliant.

She is blinded, always looking the other way. She knows what horror he does and the lies that he tells her, but she swallows it all through the pain.

Rose, Albus, and Lily play spin the bottle with a few other friends. Who kisses who? One-Shot. Please Review! :

This is Completely AU to the other one. Dedicated to Betrothed-to-a-ferret. Same storyline. Almost.

He leaned forward, and planted a soft kiss on her neck. "Don't hurt me." he whispered. Rated M For a Reason.

Mr L Malfoy and Miss H Granger give you a crash course on how to relieve boredom during tedious meetings.

Welcome to Slytherin, or you prefer: 'The Dark Side'. We don't have cookies to offer, but the beautiful people do have prejudice, a few lies, back-stabbing, scandalous hook-ups, catfights, sibling wars and juicier secrets. AU, Adrian/OC/Draco