The people of Hogwarts have gone insane! Will Harry ever return to the somewhat normal life he once led?

Draco dose "THE TIME WARP and all of our fav numbers from "THE ROCKY HORRO PICTURE SHOW

And now a parody of all those annoying Snapish Christmas fics. Smut and sarcasm galore, kiddies!

I suck at summaries...basically a mwpp fic with lily and oc. Its better than it sounds!...pwease read and review

Ron is on trial for the murder of two of his pupils, his niece Laburnum Malfoy, the other, Lobelia Longbottom. The evidence is not in his favour and there is only one other witness to the crime, Harry Potter.

This is a parody of Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer. No story, just the song. I saw a similar title and it got stuck in my head! AU.

Neville exacts revenge for his parents' fate. This fic was written a decade ago. As such, the grammar and punctuation may not be up to my current standard. However, there are no current plans to rework my older fics.

Ficlet. DP. 'This kerchief wasn't special, just forgotten. Left in the pocket of the boy's finest black dress robes.'

The one Hermione loves is killed in the final battle between good and evil. How will she cope? Told from his point of wiew

this is a series...not sure how long yet...I apologize for my alternates...they can't stop talking!! There's SLASH!! "The Keeper and the Seeker" What else is there 2 say?

Ron and Hermione are in ANOTHER fight. Can Ron make it up? My first fanfic. Read and tell me what you think.

COMPLETE(revised)Bill prepares a special suprise for Hermione at The Burrow, when she's feeling a bit homesick for Egypt. Mistletoe and snow included! revised

Harry Potter begins to uncover the mystery behind the veil in the Department of Mysteries that may hold the key to an ongoing relationship with Sirius.

fights, gossip, crushes, true love, jealousy, shocks, lies, drugs and sex...

“It’s easy for you, isn’t it Ginny? You see your ideology as the only way possible, but what if one day you woke up to find out that you were wrong?” Draco and Ginny share conversation and a doomed romance. COMPLETE

Complete (all seven chaps are up) Sirius and James look at their tree Warning: Slash, MPREG

((COMPLETED!))Ginny and Harry get a few pranks played on them. (HG and HrR, higher rating later on!) ((NOT the sequal to This Isn't Right!)))

Elizabeth and Amanda are twins who are 19 years old. Their parents died at a very young age, so they live together in an apartment. They both work at Mooney’s, a strip club. During their future lives, they will come across friendship, romance, and b

Just what happens when you clash two people in nightmares, knowing they were never meant to be together? 1st HP fanfic of mine. DracoxHermione

A 22-year old homeless Harry Potter reflects upon his life after the war. This is only my first fic, so please bear with me! R & R, I appreciate it greatly :) PG-13 for some violence and a few ugly words.

The Malfoys initiate their new home.

Narcissa Malfoy reflects on Hermione Granger

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Christmas Fluff. Draco snoops. Hermione surprises.

Il est petit, il est corpulent, personne ne l'aime, et voici une fic sur... Wormtail ! Riviou !