Ron sings *gag* about being rich and buying Hermione's love. to the tune of "if i had a million dollars" by BNL. read/review PLEASE! GO METMA! ^-^

Hello Peeps!! This is my First Fic so PUHLEASE R/R and tell me what u think. This R/H for all u shippers out there!!!!

Only PG for violence. Hey R/R No flames please. By the May it's matrix with Harry Potter.

Just a short first chapter of what should be, when it comes together, a long story.

This story is about You-Know-Who and some Professors at Hogwarts, will a spellbinding twist at the end. More parts coming soon!

An original MWPP fiction with a taste of Chinse Zodiac, random objects of affection, and utter high school insane humor. PLEASE R/R!! I'm begging you!

For some reason, this principal was never taught in the wizarding world, as Draco discovers in a fateful Potions class....

Not for the easily disturbed. Do not read at night. ::shudders:: Do not write at night. ::shudders again:: Maybe I will cause this to... um... happen, if you don't REVIEW!

The characters try to stop an author from writing an unconventional HP romance, and several *interesting* pairings arise. (Inspired by Couple Lists by Lei and CobraGirl)

Percy and Penelope fic. Little weird but i 'm only reposting this because of changes. R/R if you want

Herimone and Ginny are looking for their perfect guy...Ron and Harry are looking for a girl. please r/r!

another of my masterpiece [not] of lj. this one's just plain and realy simple, but when i read it again, i like this one as it is rr!

It's the first part, but once you read the next part (or two or three or ten million) you'll understand it better. Please read and review so I know what you think!

Another old school fic that took me all of...not much time. Anyway, please read it and review and HAPPY CHRISTMAS!!!!!

Phoenix and Griffin black.Not my best fic. Flames Welcome!!!!!! I NEED some roasty toasty marshmallows! *holds up bag of marshmallows* Now all i need is flames!

This is my first song fic and I don't know how well it goes with what I wrote...no flames PUHLEEZE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

my 1st ever fic!! *some* bad language please r/r

It's from Remus's point of you, for all you Lupin lovers out there. I'm not giving it away, so just READ it and REVIEW it, and i'll be happy. You will have given me JOY!

co-written by thelonelytaco. the poor little squished flying car gets revenge on Harry and Ron for crashing it...death, mayhem, and humor follow!! (some v/n voldie/narcissa ^-^) METMA ROX!

It's a Harry Potter spoof to A Christmas Story. Just a short intro, the reviewers get to decide where I go from here.

Language, this is written by Lady Opalkat, the comedian of me! I swear, it's good! A/F

I was cleaning up my author profile while taking a study break!!This thing is being impossible!!Warning R/H and H/G!!

Harry has known Voldemort is up to something... But that wont prepare him for what's next! I know it has long gaps in between Chapters but when I was writing it if i finished a chapeter 1/2 through the page I left it blank!Please R/R!!!!!!

Sirius thinks about the past. It takes place during the fourth book. r/r!

just some thing i wrote to get over the Writer's Block. PG 'cus i felt like it...