Authors' notes: Soo… This was written like… two years ago? And well… we kinda couldn't resist putting it out anymore?

DMS: It was going to be a series, but it stands pretty well on its own, so we decided to make it a oneshot for now.

AdV: Episode Two is technically underway… but forgotten xD. Maybe we finish it and post it some day. It's very likely gonna feature Ino. Triple Blonde Fun~

Summary: Naruko is a she-devil… who really, really,really likes her Onii-chan. So much so, she wants to keep him. And marry him. And have lots and lots of babies from him. Hilarity and smut ensue. (Naruto x Naruko) AU, Incest, Altered Characters, Lemons! This is M for a reason! You have been warned! Collab with DrunkManSquakin.

Content Warning: Alternative Universe, Incest, impregnation, dubious consent, inbreeding, drugs, somnophilia.


X-X-X Chapter Start X-X-X


It was a rather quiet evening in Konohagakure no Sato, just like any…

"Onii-chaaan~! Wanna make a baby~?"

Ahem… Just like any other…

And just like any other evening, for a certain whisker-cheeked blond, it was an uncomfortable one… because his twin sister was trying to seduce him again.

Yes. This was, in fact, normal.

The girl leaned over, deliberately putting her ample bosom into his line of sight with a giggle and making it abundantly clear that she wasn't wearing anything under her white tank.

"C'moooon Onii-chaaan~! Let's have some raw, risky fuuuun~!"

More than used to her provocations, the blond didn't even bat an eyelash, hunched over as he was over his workshop table that was littered with ninjutsu and fuuinjutsu scrolls.

"No," he replied flatly, "Go bother mom instead."

Naruko wasn't about to let that deter her.

Placing a lone finger and her full, pouty lips, she used the other hand to… nudge down her cleavage...

"Buuuut Onii-chaaan~! I looove you~!" the younger twin said, her cutesy tone at odds with the depraved, lewd look in her eyes, "I wanna make love to you~!"

Shifting about uncomfortably as an incriminating boner started to form, he gave her a flat look… only for his gaze to be filled with her bosom once more.

How and why did she keep doing that?!

"Naruko, no ― stop that!" the blond argued, shuffling in place and grabbing her foot beneath the table when he felt her rubbing it up and down on his groin,"It was cute before, but you've gotta stop doing this Naruko! You're my sister."

"Sooo~?" she asked cutely, blinking her eyelashes at him, "Blood relations don't stop the other clans from having fun~! Especially Hina-chan's..."

Naruto put a hand on his face and groaned. Ever since he started dating the Hyuuga heiress, his sister has been getting more and more bold and out of hand. It was getting to the point he couldn't risk going outside with her, or even taking missions together. She was being so… so impossible!

"Just… behave yourself and I'll kiss you or something," he relented with a sigh.

"But I want more than kisses…'' the blonde whined.

Her brother remained firm. "Too bad, that's all you're getting."

"Onii-chaaan! You're no fun!"

"I resent that. I'm plenty of fun! Just ask anyone."

"You mean all those skanks and floozies you hang out with? Hmph!"

"The only one I actually hang out with is Hina-chan," Naruto protested weakly.

"You had five of those hussies hovering around you in Ichiraku's," Naruko muttered with a childish pout.

"That's… what am I supposed to do, kick em out? It's a store."

"Yes!" Naruko's pout only intensified. "And then you should put a baby in me before one of those whores snatches you up and takes you away from me…" Her expression melted into a rather… lewd one as she imagined it. "And then, once you have made me preggers~" she shivered, her voice turning into a slight moan as one of her hands began to trail downward, slipping inside the rim of her criminally-short biker shorts, ''...you should totally assert your dominance over them, bending them over and making those little shits your bitches while parading me around on a leash~!"

Naruto's head thumped against the table at that proclamation, even as he fought down the raging boner his sister's hedonistic imagination caused.

Why him…? Why was he the one cursed with such a kinky, lewd nymphomaniac of a sibling?

Moments later, he heard the sound of movement. Glancing up, he noticed his sister wasn't standing there anymore… where could she have―

"Ooooh~! Onii-chan, is that for me~? Yum!" the blonde said as Naruto felt something ― someone ― fumbling with his pants...

Scrambling backwards in alarm, the blond fell over along with his chair.

Rubbing the back of his head, he pushed himself up again and peered at his sister, who was looking at him hungrily from beneath the table, on all fours.

"Really?" he deadpanned.

"I'll claim your dick Onii-chan!" she swore, crawling towards him, "Then you'll realize I belong wrapped around it~!"

But then...

"Naruto! Naruko! Dinner is ready!" They both heard their mother shouting from the kitchen, leaving the pigtailed blonde to pout.

Naruto breathed a sigh of relief.

Not even his sister would dare make their mother wait. When the Uzumaki matriarch said something, you did it. No ifs, ands, or buts about it.

And thus, the Uzumaki Twins scrambled to their feet and scampered on towards the kitchen, where a bountiful meal was waiting for them. And no, despite what the popular rumors suggested, it wasn't ramen with them for lunch, breakfast and dinner… mostly; their mother was an awesome cook!

Of course, those rumors had to come from somewhere, so she did often cook ramen, just not for every meal.

Kushina eyed them as the two sat down.

''...Naruko, have you been bothering your brother again?"

"Who, me?" The pigtailed blonde looked at her mother, face full of innocence. "No?"

The redhead gave her daughter a flat look. "Honey, you're so full of shit your eyes turned brown."

She knew her baby girl… and the blonde's tells like the back of her hand.

They were her own, after all.

The girl gave her mother a sheepish grin coupled with an awkward chuckle.

Across the table, opposite of Naruko and to their mother's left, Naruto kept a wry grin on his face as he dug into the delicious food Mom had made. If nothing else, it was amusing to see his sister get into trouble with their mother so often. It meant he got away with more shit, scot free!

But then, Naruto jolted as he felt something on his thighs. This was followed by the rattling of chains and a familiar yelp as a second Naruko was fished out from under the table, an ethereal chain wrapped around her neck and holding the girl up like a tentacle, right next to Kushina.

The matriarch did not look impressed.

"And what do you have to say for yourself?"

"Harder, Mama~!" She moaned, squirming in ways that were more than a little… provocative.

Naruto and Kushina both turned beet red at that before the latter gave her captive a swift whack upside the head. The second Naruko went up in smoke with a cartoonish poof and Kushina gave her real daughter another flat look.

"Really, Naruko? At the dining table?" the redhead Uzumaki asked, her tone half-ludicrous, half-exasperated. She was more than aware of just how shameless the female twin was.

The answer was very. Very shameless.

''It was under the table…'' the whiskered teen grumbled, masking her pout, "And I almost got away with it too…''

A tick developed above Kushina's left eyebrow. "Don't talk back to me young lady."

Naruko tucked her chin down and drew in on herself, sufficiently cowed for the moment.

"Sorry, Mama…''

As always, dinner remained an… interesting affair.

X-X-X

Hours later, once he was certain he wasn't going to get any progress done on cracking his father's hand-written notes, the blond Uzumaki decided to call it a night and go to bed.

Opening the door of his bedroom, the blond froze in place.

"Onii-chaaaan~! I'm waiting~!" His sister said, shaking her naked derriere enticingly in his direction from atop of his bed, "Come and claim your sis~!"

Naruto twitched violently, fighting down yet another "why" boner, before approaching the blonde. Seconds later, Naruko yelped as she was tossed out of her brother's bedroom, the door slamming soon after.

Whimpering, the naked blond got on her knees and pawed at the door's handle. Before she could push the obstacle out of her way, however, it got locked from the other side.

"Onii-chan…'' she mewled, calling out to her love, staring up at the door longingly, "Let's make hot, incestous love~"

"Goodnight, sis."

Naruko pouted childishly at that and relented. "G'night, Onii-chan."

If nothing else, tomorrow would present some… better opportunities, since their mother would be out on a mission. The female twin giggled perversely.

Oh yes, she couldn't wait for the 'morrow~

X-X-X

And when the next evening came, Naruko hummed cheerfully to herself, giggling impishly as she was on dinner duty… mostly because Onii-chan couldn't cook for shit.

Already in nothing but a long, button up shirt, she poured the frozen veggies into the boiling pot of noodles.

Of course, she was mostly just good at cooking ramen, but that was neither here nor there.

Her grin widened as Naruko pulled out a little… package that she'd managed to obtain from some discrete sources.

It was a small, unassuming paper bag that wouldn't look out of place in a cafe. Tearing it open and pouring its contents into the pot, she giggled evilly. Yes, that was all she needed for Onii-chan to finally accept her advances.

Granted, this opportunity didn't come cheap… a certain flower-keeping heiress would be having some fun in a few days as payment after Naruko was able to finally get her man. But Naruko saw that as worth it. And if she had to share her man with said girl afterwards… well, she only wanted what was best for her Onii-chan… having a few sluts on the side would make him happy, after all… and as the last male of his clan, it would be seen as rather weird for him not to have at least two wives. And as the Uzumaki bloodline was rather powerful, nobody would bat an eyelash if one of said wives just so happened to be his twin sister~

Giggling to herself as hundreds of her dirtiest fantasies came back to the forefront of her mind, Naruko continued to stir the pot.

Soon~

Soon she'd have her Onii-chan~

X-X-X

Meanwhile, Naruto was doing the same as usual, trying to reverse-engineer that damn technique of his father's, oblivious to his little sister's intentions as she toiled away downstairs. He had to admit that the food smelled nice.

Which was only natural; it was ramen, after all; Naruko's also just happened to resemble the Ichiraku's secret recipe more and more by the day.

"Onii-chaaaan~!" he heard his sister's voice cry out, "Dinner's ready, come down here!"

"Yeah, yeah! I'm coming!" the blond yelled as he stood up… before pausing.

His sister sounded just a tad too… impish.

Walking downstairs and slowly poking his head into the kitchen, he looked at his sister with suspicion.

''...What's the catch?" he asked, watching as she put down her own bowl.

The pig-tailed girl looked back at him innocently. "Catch? There is no catch, Onii-chan~"

''...right." he didn't believe it for a second, "Promise not to try and get handsy with me, or I'm not setting foot in this kitchen."

The blonde pouted at him, one hand reaching up to rub her breast, ''..."

"Naruko." he warned, "I can always leave and bug Ayame for a meal. I refuse to be harassed by you every moment of the day."

"Oh fine." she huffed, buttoning up her white blouse and giving him the stink-eye, "You're such a spoilsport, Onii-chan!"

Walking up to the table, Naruto didn't take his eyes off his twin.

Naruko rolled her eyes, "Aw, c'mon Onii-chan! You're acting like you don't trust me."

"I don't."

Naruko poked her tongue out at him. "Bleeergh!"

Naruto couldn't help but chuckle at that, admittedly finding her childishness to be endearing.

X-X-X

"Oh-oh-oh-oh!" Naruko groaned, jumping to her feet, "B-be right back! Don't wait for me, Onii-chan!"

Naruto stood up, looking at her with concern, "What's the matter?"

The pitiful face she made was… too much. "I've gotta go to the bathroom!"

''...bathroom." Naruto deadpanned. That's what the panic was about?

"Later!" And with that, she was out of the room.

''...fuck me if that's not suspicious," the blond muttered to himself, looking around the room wearily. His sister might've behaved like a ditz at times, but everything she did had a purpose. He didn't trust her for a second when she said she wasn't planning anything; that was completely unlike her.

His sister always had something naughty and nefarious planned. It was just who she was.

...and their mother was on a mission. Thus, Naruko had much more freedom to act…

Maybe he should… yeah, that actually sounds like a good idea. Nodding to himself, Naruto walked up to and reached into the cupboard where he knew their mother kept some sleeping pills.

He grabbed one… then thought otherwise and grabbed two more.

Eh, she was a jinchuriki too; she could take it.

Crushing them in the palm of his hand, he released the powdered remains into his sister's bowl and gave it a quick stir.

Hopefully that would afford him some peace and quiet tonight. Their mother's mission was only supposed to take a few days, but still, he was getting close to figuring out that technique and he wanted as few interruptions as possible, at least for tonight.

X-X-X

Thump!

As Naruko fell unconscious, her head hitting the table, Naruto checked on her to make sure the girl was okay and she was. Nodding to himself in satisfaction, the blond then scooped her up in a bridal carry and made his way to her room so he could put the little menace to bed and finally have the house to himself…

But…

For some reason, Naruto couldn't help but notice how hard he'd gotten along the way… and that she smelled very nice.

Naruto cleared his throat, feeling his cheeks burn, but soldiered on. Opening the door to her room with some special maneuvering, he moved on towards her bed and gently laid her down. Gently running his hand through her hair, he moved a stray lock of hair out of the way and admired her.

She felt so… soft, so feminine. Like a precious doll. A little angel… when really she was a she-devil… but still… That sleepy expression of hers was also really cute… his hands hesitated before Naruto, slowly, gradually, tore his eyes away from her, realizing that he was staring and that his erection was painfully hard.

Dammit! Did she not realize how much trouble she gave him on a daily basis? That he needed to vent all that frustration, at some point, somewhere?! That he couldn't even hold on to a normal girlfriend because of that?

Breathing out then breathing in, Naruto shook his head… then realized his hand was still on her cheek, gently caressing the blonde… Drawing it back, he grabbed the covers and threw them across Naruko.

He knew she preferred to sleep in the nude, but there was no way he'd be undressing her for that! No way at all!

Clearing his throat for what felt like the hundredth time, he forced himself to walk out and to the bathroom to… relieve himself.

X-X-X

Around an hour later, Naruto's head slammed against the table. The blond Uzumaki wasn't looking all that good, all things said. His breaths were coming in shorter and shorter with each minute, and his whole face was starting to colour.

Not to mention the absolutely rock-hard erection tenting his pants that just wouldn't! Go! Down! No matter how much he tried! He just couldn't get himself to release!

It was starting to get painful!

Groaning, the blond realized he wasn't going to get anything done like this. But if he couldn't get himself to… maybe he needed better stimuli? His face went even redder at the many naughty ideas that popped up in his head… his twin was hard asleep… and she slept like a rock even without pills...

...Nobody would ever know.

...his sister wouldn't have to know… she wouldn't realize just how much her ...affections were affecting him…

Naruto groaned again, feeling his groin member throb at that...

His more rational side fought tooth and nail against it, but with the state he was in, the idea greatly appealed to him….

X-X-X

Back inside the walls of his sister's bedroom, Naruto was hurriedly ― wantonly ― beating his man-meat as he stood over his peacefully sleeping twin sister, eyes locked on her sweet, sweet looking lips parted open just so…

Naruto groaned.

It wasn't enough.

This wasn't enough for him to cum. He needed to cum. It was an imperative that slowly consumed his mind!

...He could just pull out before blowing his load, right? There'd be no consequences whatsoever… no evidence of his misdeeds…

Letting go of his twitching dick, Naruto grabbed the bedsheets he'd thrown over her and tossed them aside, and proceeded to drink in his sister's form. She was wearing a white blouse and a black skirt, and not much else. He knew she wore no bras, and he'd bet his next paycheck she didn't wear undies either!

His hands grabbed onto her blouse and tore it open, popping the buttons and scattering them across the floor. He licked his lips and grabbed onto his twin's sizable tits. Kneading them gently, he felt his dick throb again and when he flicked her hardening nipples with his thumbs, Naruto swore she gasped.

"O-Onii-chaaan~!"

His eyes flew wide open, his head turning to her face so fast he probably pulled a muscle. Mercifully, his sister was still asleep. She was just moaning his name out loud in her sleep… and he could smell her arousal. It was sweet and oh so heady~

His dick went positively mad at that point, his instincts screamed at him to mount her, to make her his, just like the little bitch wanted―!

Naruto shuddered and by the time he realized what happened, her skirt was up and legs spread while the blond stared down at her mound. It was dripping wet, the lower lips spread invitingly while a well-trimmed bush decorated her loins.

The blonk licked his chops and dove in, kissing her lips and feasting on her maiden bounty. Oh, he knew she was a virgin― their bodies' near-constant regeneration made sure of that, and he knew she was saving herself just for him. So he pushed his face deeper, digging in with his tongue, lapping at her folds like a drowning man in an oasis.

Even hard asleep, Naruko moaned from his not so tender ministrations, her legs twitching in pleasure.

"Oniiiii-chaaan~ Yeeesssss~"

Fondling her firm, round buttocks, Naruto eventually pushed his arms out and beneath her legs. Tensing his back, he pulled her legs up, still devouring her tight little cooch with his mouth.

By the time his dick couldn't be denied much longer, the bed beneath them and her skirt were absolutely soaked… and so was his chin.

Grabbing her feet, he pushed them back up further, until they were resting beside her head. Releasing one, he grabbed his dick and aimed it at his sister's tight, moist snatch.

She was so wet that even his oversized dick managed to slide in with a single stroke, tearing through her hymen without much due.

Naruto shuddered again. She was so tight… and warm… no, not just warm, hot like some kind of a biological furnace… it was like nothing he'd ever felt in his life! She was… she was a perfect fit! His nutsack collided with her ass as he bottomed out inside her, leaving him to shudder and almost pop a load then and there, not even having noticed her cervix dilate for him, but was now lovingly suckling on his lenght.

This was… this was heaven. The blond shuddered, resting his cock inside her depths. No other girl could take him all the way up to the root. But his twin could. She could actually take all of him inside her…

...It was like she was made for him to fuck…

Eventually, when the need to feel that sweet, sweet friction became too much for him to ignore, Naruto began to slowly draw his dick out.

Immediately, his sister whimpered, her body tensing up, her insides closing in around his fuck-pole.

"Oooooh~ Onii~"

And that was the straw that broke the camel… Uh… The horse's back? Close enough.

He simply couldn't take it; Naruto's will to resist all but shattered, his hands sliding down to her hips, letting her legs free, he started to move. As he withdrew, her inner walls clamped down upon him, trying desperately to keep him inside. And then, he bucked his hips, pulling her towards him with a savage thrust… and another… and another. His breath went shallow immediately. The sound of their crotches meeting making his ball churn.

And soon enough, he was ramming her at speeds that would've broken more fragile girls… he could never keep such a pace with someone like Hinata. She wasn't like his sister; Naruko seemed custom built to take it!

And Naruto gave it to her. Each stroke sent ripples down their spines, each heartbeat had his dick throbbing and her insides coiling around him, each slam of his dick into her depths was followed by a slap on her ass by his churning nuts.

Overwhelmed by this heaven of a fuck-meat for the first time in his life, it didn't take Naruto, who was by no means a quick shooter, to feel his nuts constrict, letting him know there was a large serving of baby batter coming up, eager to blow.

He didn't have time to think; he didn't want to. He didn't even think about the consequences of what he was about to do.

Naruto simply slammed himself into Naruko one more time, pulling her towards him and diving in as deep as he could, before moaning as he pumped five damn years of sexual tension directly into her fertile, forbidden cooch, the position she was in ensuring that every last drop now filled her womb. Naruto shuddered and twitched, his eyes rolling back as he just kept pouring more and more into her for a blissful eternity, practically pissing cum into her.

Unnoticed by him, the still-prone blonde sighed and smiled in her sleep, her quiet orgasm spent.

Unfortunately for him, that… secret ingredient she added to their ramen left him unsatisfied when the last vestiges of his seed were emptied into her despite that orgasm being the most powerful one he'd ever experienced.

And so, he started moving again, fucking his sister anew.

The whiskered blond felt her insides slosh with his heavy, thick servings each time he went in and out, each stroke bringing new levels of bliss to the blond. By this point his dick was coated with their combined sexual fluids on all sides. Long, thick strands of cum ran along its lengths, and several more dripped down to line her ass, bridging the gap between her buttocks and his nutsack.

It was quite a lewd sight. One that continued on into the waning hours of the morning, when Naruto finally unloaded the absolutely last, final drops of his baby-batter into his sleeping, moaning, sexually overcharged sister, before finally collapsing on top of her from exhaustion, the sex drug long gone from his system.

He panted heavily, holding his baby sister close in a full-on mating press and staying like that, almost as if to ensure that his little, white army had enough time to lay siege upon her very fertile womb out of pure instinct. And then, he reluctantly pulled out at long last, his softening dick sliding out with no small amount of effort.

It took almost everything he had to finally pull out.

"Fuuuuck…'' he said between pants, "Why didn't I do this sooner…?"

Oh… that's right. Their mother would've killed them…

Looking down at his sister's face, at her luscious lips, which seemed stuck in a lewd smile, at her rosy, whisker-marked cheeks, glowing warmly, to her cute nose and wide, adoring eyes, he found it hard to care.

...wait a minute.

Naruto stared at her. She was awake.

She was awake.

"'Morning, Onii-Chan~!" Naruko whispered bashfully, visibly unable to look him in the eye. She was so happy… but at the same time, she just couldn't for some reason. It was too embarrassing, maybe? She honestly didn't know.

Then again, the fact that he took her innocence in such a kinky way… She shuddered pleasantly at the thought, and then almost moaned when she felt the cum sloshing inside her.

She was sooo full~

It felt so pleasant… so nice… so right...

This was what she wanted… what she dreamed off almost every night for the better part of her life… her big, strong onii-chan, taking her and filling her up… her toes curled up when she reminded herself he'd just done so…

Was she gonna be a mama now? Would she have her onii-chan's babies? She hoped so...

"Na-Naruko?!" Naruto said, sounding shocked, "How long…"

The blonde's eyes rolled up, a shiver going down her spine as she thrust her chest out.

"T-two l-loads… Hmmm~ Onii-chaaaan~" she moaned, one hand moving to rub her slightly bloated stomach, "It― nggggaaaaah~ it feels so waaaarm~ Onii―chaaaan, you filled me up good~!" She giggled and gave him an impish grin, before giving Naruto a peck on the cheek. "Kinda wish I woke up sooner."

"Don't tell Mom," Naruto muttered, averting his gaze.

His sister giggled.

"She'll find out eventually," she giggled, before leaning up to give him another peck on the cheek, "It's that time of month, O-nii-chaaaan~" she said, whispering the last part into his ear coyly, "There's no way you didn't put a couple babies in my belly!"

The blond brother froze, his mind ― now at least cleared of all that murky haze ― struggling to process what she just said. Then his eyes widened in panic.

"Wh-what?" Oh shit! Oh shit-oh shit-oh shiiiit!

"Mmmhmm~" Naruko nodded, her whole body shivering in bliss. "I even took some ovulation pills for good measure, y'know~! Soon, you'll be a papa, and I'll be your baby mama. Isn't that~ hmmm~ doesn't it sound great?"

Then, she yelped as Naruto fell limp on top of her, fainting from the initial shock.

"Ahhh~ that's what you get for making me miss out, Onii-chan~!" Naruko said, giggling like a schoolgirl despite the fact she was still in a mating press with her beloved brother on top of her… Not that she was lying, but she was feeling a little sadistic for not being awake for most of the fun~!

With a dangerous smile, she wiggled her arms free and wrapped them around his shoulder and neck, nuzzling against him.

"Silly Onii-chan~ You're mine; all mine~!"

X-X-X

"I'mma be a mommy~ I'mma be a mommy~!"

Standing in the kitchen, and making one of only two dishes he could make without burning down the kitchen, an eye-twitching Naruto was trying oh so hard ― and failing ― to ignore his weird sister's singing.

Seriously, what the fuck was with her. Did their mom drop her on the head when they were little? He almost had a heart-attack and she thought her possible ― hell, definite, if he didn't make her take some morning after pills ― pregnancy was the best thing in the world?!

What the hell.

"Onii-chan broke and bred me~ Onii-chan broke and bred me~!"

"Keep that up and I will break you," Naruto muttered in annoyance, flipping the bread over the pan.

"Ooh~! Kinky!"

Naruto twitched violently at that, as Naruko strutted up behind him, and rubbed her naked breasts against him.

"Naruko…'' he warned, shutting off the stove and turning around.

"Promise I'll be awake for that? Unless~" the pig-tailed blinked, all the faux-innocence of an angel on display.

She bit her lips.

"Onii-chan likes to rape~"

Naruto twitched.

"Innocent little girls~"

The blond pursed his lips.

"In their sleep~?"

"You. Innocent?" he repeated, "The damn Kyuubi is more innocent and you, and that thing in a mountain-sized mass of hate and destruction."

"Hmmm~ Keep talking dirty like that, Onii-chaaan~ It makes me feel so hot~" she smirked, trailing a hand down to her sealed cooch. She ran her finger over the edge, grinning when she saw her beloved brother's eyes stuck on it, "And moist down there~ tehehee~" she giggled, "Isn't that what you like? My nice, juicy pussy gushing for you, Onii-chan?"

She titled her head to the side, and grinned at him teasingly.

"Oooh, I can't wait to see the wonderful babies we make… should they call you Uncle or Daddy~? Maybe both~?"

That did it.

Before Naruko realized what was going on, she was forcefully pushed against the dinner table, spun around, and bent over it. Naruto pinned her down beneath him, pulling his sister's arms behind her back and holding them in place with one hand while fishing his dick out of his pants with the other. He knew she wasn't wearing anything under that skirt and his incriminating boner soon prodded Naruko's dripping folds.

Leaning forward, he growled into her ear, all restraint thrown out of the window.

She wanted to fuck? He'd fuck her alright! He'd fuck her brains out!

"Is this what you want, my little slut?"

"Ooooh~ Onii-chan~ You do have it in you~" the half-naked blonde giggled, pushing her but up in an effort to her his erection back inside her that much sooner, "Are you going to show your naughty baby sister her place now, O-nii-chan~?"

"Damn right!" Naruto grunted before pushing in, plowing into her forbidden, fertile folds once more, making his sister moan whorishly, "You wanna have babies, you kinky slut? You wanna have your brother's incest bastards, you slut?"

"Oh yeees~ Talk dirty to me, Daddy!"

Naruto shuddered, his balls churning. He growled, sending hot shivers up his sister's spine "If Mom's gonna kill me, I might as well have some fun while my dick's still attached."

And with that, he started pounding Naruko with a vengeance.

The younger twin moaned, her pussy gushing as her brother slammed into her aggressively, her insides churning with each and every, long, deep, sinful thrust. She was still full from their previous coupling, and her brother's produce was so thick… She wanted more. For his cock to fill her up, to brand her as his, to turn her into nothing more than a blood-related cum-bucket for his balls to empty into…

She shivered, feeling her insides clench around that delicious invading muscle, her brother's grunts filling her ears just as much as his cock was filling her twat.

And then, she leet out a loud, slutty moan when she felt him slap her ass.

"You slut."

Another slap.

"You deserve this."

And another. And another.

"Teasing me like that."

Now he slapped her other buttock.

"Acting like a thirsty whore."

Naruko moaned.

"But I am, Onii-chan~ I'm your little whore~"

"Yes." There came another slap, and another massive push of his dick, "You're mine!"

SLAP

SLAP

"You're mine and no-one else's!" He said, feeling his nuts contracting. His sister's night constant, whorish moans were doing a number on him, and now that she was awake, her body was doing its best to actively milk his rod.

She was very successful!

"You're mine to fuck. You're mine to breed. You're mine to use!"

"Yes-Yes-YES!"

"Tomorrow, you'll resign as a kunoichi!" ha snarled, pushing his cock as deep as it could go before unloading another stuffing of his baby-makers into his receptive sister, who could only nod and moan some more, "You won't go on any missions; you'll stay at home, learn to cook, and spend your life carrying my children!"

"Y-yes Onii-chan~! Whatever you want, Onii-chan~!"

Once the flood abated, Naruto was happy to note he was still hard inside her. Dick twitching, he continued at a much more sedate pace, taking note of just how moist the table was… just how often did his twin orgasm?

"The Council might get stuffy, because you're a jinchuriki, but they won't have a say in the matter once I become Hokage."

"I'll do eeeverything I can to make that happen~!"

"I know you will." Naruto replied, enjoying her body. While he questioned her… morals on more than one occasion, he knew she wanted to make him happy at the end of the day… in ways he didn't want her to at times, but still.

''...moore~" his sister eventually whimpered, pushing back against his thrusts, "Harder Onii-chan~! Harder!"

''...What a slutty sister I have." the blond mumbled, making her cooch tighten around his cock. She was like a vice.

A hot, burning vice. That was all his now. Just like she wanted.

...he truly worried for the village if their kids took after her more than him.

With that knowledge in mind, the blond slowly started pulling out all the way. Something his sister took notice on, and started wiggling, clenching her insides that much harder.

Naruto grunted when it became a battle to pull it. Was she really that horny she refused to let his dick out of her snatch?

"Naruko, let go."

"Uh-uh… Onii-chan's dick belongs inside!" she replied, heatedly.

SLAP

Her insides clenched even further from the smack her ass received, before relaxing slightly. Something Naruto took advantage of, and quickly pulled out of her snatch. Having stuffed it full of his cream, it now oozed over the floor. He eyed the puddle… before shrugging.

He wasn't going to live long enough to care.

"Whhyyyyy?" Naruko moaned out, "Put it back inside, Onii-chaaaan~!"

"Oh, I will," he growled, his dick now prodding at her rear.

In that moment, poor Naruko forgot how to breathe and then, she let loose a whorish moan, loud enough to wake the dead, as Naruto started pushing into her untouched depths.

"Take my dick in your ass, you incest-obsessed bitch. I've only claimed one of your holes so far!"

X-X-X

About two weeks later, her easy mission having gone to absolute hell, a very tired Kushina shambled on into her living room.

The last thing she expected was her babies completely naked, Naruto sitting on the couch while Naruko was clearly giving him head, a thick trail of white trickling down either thigh to pool beneath her in a sizable puddle. Neither one seemed to notice her enter as they got their forbidden jollies with nary a care in the world.

"Nggghhh! A-almost there, you slut…'' Naruto said, one hand reaching out to grab the back of Naruko's head and slam her down on his schlong, "T-Take it all!"

"Wh-WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON IN HERE, 'TTEBANE?!¨

"Oh― shiiit!" Naruto literally jumped to his feet at the sound of their mother's thunderous voice, hand leaping off of Naruko like it was on fire… the shock making his control wane, and his dick started unloading. Beneath him, his sister dutifully followed him as he stood up, mouth glued to the root of his cock, nose wedged in his pubic hair and tongue lapping at his constricting balls, as he sent wave after wave of fresh baby pudding down the pipe of her throat, unloading almost directly into her stomach.

The whiskered blonde happily looked up at him, her throat gulping around his meaty rod, ignoring their mother's pissed off presence.

No, Naruko's attention was reserved only for her Baby Daddy and beloved Onii-chan~

"M-Mom!?" Naruto shouted, even as his knees trembled from his sister's dutiful lavishing of his cock, "Wh-when'd you come back?"

"Just now, because someone has a piss-poor sense of direction and we spent five days running around in circles," Kushina muttered. Then, after an awkward pause she glared at Naruto. "Not important. What're you doing with your dick inside your own sister?!

"Ummm..." Oh well, what did he have to lose? He was dead anyways, "Having sex?"

Kushina nearly blew a blood vessel at that. "AND WHAT IF YOU GET HER PREGNANT?!" That puddle beneath her little girl was more than telling...

Naruko giggled, easing her mouth off his cock and Naruto knew he was in for it now when he saw that grin on her face.

"Onii-chan already has~!"

Kushina didn't say a word, staring at her daughter with a flat look in her eyes; she let the rattling of the glowing chakra chains that suddenly exploded out of her back to do it for her.

X-X-X

A few minutes later…

"Ow, ow, ow, ow, ooow!" Naruko protested, pouting childishly as she rubbed her sore behind. While she was a bit of a masochist, the poor girl had her limits.

And their mother wasn't known for her ability to hold back.

Safe to say, her ass was glowing by the time Kushina was done with her.

Naruto groaned as well, quite thoroughly in the same boat, though at least his dick was still attached, so their mother's reaction wasn't as bad as he'd feared.

Once she was done with tearing both of her children a pair of new, raw behinds, Kushina dissolved her chains and let the two stark-naked blondes flop on the floor with a pair of startled yelps.

"Oh, what am I going to do with the two of you…'' she muttered, hand on the side of her face as she fought valiantly to stave off the impending headache, "I'm guessing you want to keep it?"

Naruko swiftly nodded, even as she crawled towards her brother. A death-rattle of another chain put a swift stop to that, and she giggled nervously.

"And who's going to take care of it when you're both on missions?"

"I resigned my commission." Naruko answered promptly, making Kushina glare at her. The blond remained defiant under her mother's glare, "I'll make sure to raise my babies just as well as you did!"

"Obviously, that wasn't good enough…'' Kushina muttered… then she took notice of another detail. "Babies…?"

"I fully intend to have more," Naruko giggled, knowing damn well that she was likely carrying a small litter at the moment, thanks to those pills and their combined Uzumaki genes; no need to tell their mom that just yet, however. They could still be safely aborted, after all… "Someone's gotta get to work on rebuilding the clan, after all."

''...you had one job, Naruto," the redhead sighed in defeat as she gave her son a glare, "One job."

"That's not fair…'' the blond mumbled with a pout of his own. "I have my limits; I mean, you know what she's like."

Kushina sighed again. "True…" she relented. In hindsight, it never was a matter of if, but when… Gathering her thoughts, she then gave her children a harsh look. "That said, however, it's only fair that you two take responsibility and raise the kid together as a proper family."

"Sounds more like a reward than a punishment for a certain someone I know," Naruto muttered, leering at his sister.

"Sad but true," Kushina muttered, leering at her as well.

Naruko, meanwhile, gave them both the most innocent look she could muster, which only resulted in their expressions turning flatter and incredulous.

She didn't care though. She got all she wanted and more~!