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And "I see London, I see France…" - masterpiece belongs to us.
Quidditch match Slytherin – Ravenclaw was coming to culmination.
Their seekers were racing to get the snitch.
Draco Malfoy was behind but with his superior broomstick he was steadily gaining on Cho Chang.
As Muggle saying goes – desperate times call for desperate measures.
Cho pointed her wand backward over her shoulder and cast a charm, "Accio hem!"
And immediately the hem of her robe was pulled up, revealing blue underpants, patterned with golden snitches.
According to well known law of nature (so-called Peeping Tom effect) girls' panties act like a magnet for boys' eyes.
And Draco could not overcome this law (not that he tried very hard).
For several seconds he stayed behind her (or, shall we say, behind her behind?), maintaining the optimal observation distance.
And then…
"Yes!" shouted Lee Jordan,
- Ravenclaw seeker got the snitch!
- Did you see the trick she used?
- It was a true Ravenclaw ingenuity!
Next day there was a Valentine's Day celebration (the one Gilderoy Lockhart turned into a travesty).
Draco planned his revenge to the best of his wits.
At breakfast, a dwarf dressed as cupid, climbed on the Ravenclaw table in Great Hall and declared, "Valentine Song from Mr. Malfoy."
And he sang loudly,
- I saw Hogwarts and Durmstrang.
- I saw panties of Cho Chang.
Ravenclaw girls looked at each other.
However feeble and immature the insult was, it could not be left unpunished.
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At lunch another dwarf, carrying a bag, tapped Draco on shoulder and loudly whispered, "Valentine song and a gift from secret admirers."
All heads turned to them and the dwarf sang,
- Draco, you are sweet like candies;
- Thanks for your song.
- You may hug our panties
- All night long.
The dwarf emptied the bag onto the table, covering the Draco's plate with panties of various colors and sizes.
I feel no sympathy for Draco.
Serves him right!
THE END