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Topic: Undersiders Rob Brockton Central Bank
In: Boards ► Places ► America ► Brockton Bay
Bagrat (Original Poster) (Guy In The Know)
Posted On April 14th, 2011:
Perhaps one of the oddest capers around, someone decided to hit an actual bank for once. Been a while. Frankly, I wouldn't be so glib about it, but the rumors floating around currently point to startlingly few casualties. Especially considering who was involved.
Weaver and the Undersiders
(My new prog rock band name)
To those not in the know around here, that'd be Butcher XV and a group of cat burglar types who've been hovering under the radar until now.
We're currently assuming this is a Teeth heist, because no one tells Butcher Weaver what to do and keeps all their fingers. It'd also explain the shift in MO from the former Undersiders.
They stormed the lobby, took hostages, released hostages, and then Weaver fought the Wards while the Undersiders looted the place. Details to come shortly.
EDIT: Casualty counts confirmed. No one killed or seriously injured, three minor injuries while fleeing the building. Wards appear unharmed, though actual reports are going to take a while and there was a lot of red out there. LINK, LINK, LINK to fight cams.
EDIT: Wards unharmed. PRT claims tomato sauce.
EDIT: Oof. Weaver is brutal. LINK to the scoreboard.
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► CerulianStan
Replied On April 14th, 2011:
omg is eevryone okay?
► BBaygazer
Replied On April 14th, 2011:
Oh geez. When are we getting details?
► DancesWMopheads
Replied On April 14th, 2011:
I have video!
LINK
► Sunrise33
Replied On April 14th, 2011:
WTF? Is that blood!?
► Bagrat (Original Poster) (Guy In The Know)
Replied On April 14th, 2011:
That's a lot of red.
► Sterngoat
Replied On April 14th, 2011:
They'll be fine. Panaceas right there.
► B3stB01
Replied On April 14th, 2011:
Wait, that's Panacea?
Oh wait, yeah. I think it is.
► StinkyPete
Replied On April 14th, 2011:
GGs right there.
► EvelynEverywhere
Replied On April 14th, 2011:
I've got video, too.
LINK
► CHOMPchomp
Replied On April 14th, 2011:
Oof. Beat got beat.
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► P30P13
Replied On April 14th, 2011:
There's no way that's tomato paste.
► XxVoid_CowboyxX
Replied On April 14th, 2011:
-P30P13 pizza sauce
► P30P13
Replied On April 14th, 2011:
That's even worse!
► CHOMPchomp
Replied On April 14th, 2011:
For the wards. XD
► ZitsForDayz
Replied On April 14th, 2011:
It does actually have the right consistency for pizza sauce. New York style, anyway.
I'd know, slinging the things all day.
► Brocktonite03 (Veteran Member)
Replied On April 14th, 2011:
Butcher's always done the blood thing, though. XV is no different.
► Junk_Food_Reviewer
Replied On April 14th, 2011:
-ZitsForDayz Ah, so the Butcher is a woman of class, then.
► XxGARYxX
Replied On April 14th, 2011:
oh god not the pizza fight again
► Neon_Rainbow (Cape Groupie)
Replied On April 14th, 2011:
3… 2… 1…
► ChicaGoGoGo (Temp-banned)
Replied On April 14th, 2011:
-Junk_Food_Reviewer
NOW LISTEN HERE YOU BLOODY HERETIC
There is nothing in this world worse than biting into a cracker and getting nothing but air!
You want something that will fill your stomach! That will hold you for more than five minutes! You want something drenched in sauce and cheese!
You want deep dish pizza. Not this garbage!
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► WagTheDog
Replied On April 14th, 2011:
It's still dumb and I hate it.
I hope she's okay.
► unsafe_harbor
Replied On April 14th, 2011:
-WagTheDog stop worrying about villains. The Teeth have four more capes.
4! They're almost as big as the empire, now!
► CarmillaCantEven
Replied On April 14th, 2011:
Hey everyone. I've got a new angle on the fight, if you want to see it.
LINK
Also, pay close attention around 3:32.
► CarlCALAMATOUS
Replied On April 14th, 2011:
Actually yeah, the numbers are evening out. THat's a scary thought.
► Flighty_Broadsides
Replied On April 14th, 2011:
-CarmillaCantEven IS THAT A SCOREBOARD?
► P30P13
Replied On April 14th, 2011:
That IS a scoreboard!
► liquidsnake
Replied On April 14th, 2011:
That's brutal and I love it.
Just wish it wasn't Butcher.
► GameOfPWNS
Replied On April 14th, 2011:
Savage
► Blaine
Replied On April 14th, 2011:
Can Panacea handle burns that bad?
► Clockblocker (Verified Cape) (Wards ENE)
Replied On April 14th, 2011:
[screaming externally]
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Topic: Hanging out with the Wards!
In: Boards ► Places ► America ► Brockton Bay
Weaver (Original Poster) (Verified Cape) (Butcher XV)
Posted On April 14th, 2011:
Just sharing a selfie of me hanging out with some of Brockton's finest after reclaiming some property that they were keeping safe for me. Keep up the good work!
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► Razorpunk (Verified Cape) (Villain)
Replied On April 14th 2011:
You actually posted it! HA! Animos owes me fifty bucks!
► FestivityBeast (Cape Geek)
Replied On April 14th, 2011:
OMG they're still red!
► Eightball (Cape Groupie)
Replied On April 14th, 2011:
Are they still saying it's just pizza sauce?
►Calypso42
Replied On April 14th, 2011:
Wait, there are villains on here? Is that a thing? Is that allowed!?
► Bagrat (The Guy In The Know)
Replied On April 14th, 2011:
They would've cleaned it off by now if it was blood. And it would've gotten darker than that. It's pizza sauce.
► SerialPuncher (Unverified Cape)
Replied On April 14th, 2011:
-Calypso42 It's not not allowed.
► N00man
Replied On April 14th, 2011:
HEY! Look at Panacea! She's flipping us off!
► thethirdmonkey
Replied On April 14th, 2011:
Oh shit, she is!
Well, flipping off Butcher.
Who does that? How is she still alive?
► Flighty_Broadsides
Replied On April 14th, 2011:
-thethirdmonkey Are you kidding? Weaver didn't kill the Wards for shooting at her, she wouldn't hurt Panacea for bombing a selfie.
► FestivityBeast (Cape Geek)
Replied On April 14th, 2011:
Cast iron balls on that girl.
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► Ultimate1337 (Verified Cape) (Villain)
Replied On April 14th 2011:
Look, I'm telling you. The best way to get marinara out of your skin and hair is a little bit of baking soda, just rub some in and take a shower. Bam!
► Meteor (Verified Cape) (Wards ENE) (Temp-banned)
Replied On April 14th, 2011:
They should be taking the photo down. I already reported it, they shouldn't be showing that.
► DustyBlueBallcap
Replied On April 14th, 2011:
I don't see the problem? Everyone has masks.
► SpecificProtagonist (Cape Groupie)
Replied On April 14th, 2011:
Panacea seemed pretty miffed about the selfie.
I wonder if they know each other.
If you know what I mean.
► MaximumUber (Verified Cape) (Villain)
Replied On April 14th, 2011:
-Ultimate1337 Vinegar! VI NE GAR!
The burning means it's working!
► Meteor (Verified Cape) (Wards ENE) (Temp-banned)
Replied On April 14th, 2011:
-DustyBlueBallcap
Shut up. There's no photography allowed in the Wards rooms. Masks are not full uniforms. It shows our strategy meeting board, which gives villains an advantage. It should be taken down.
-SpecificProtagonist
Disgusting. I keep telling you, hating someone is never a sign of secretly liking them.
► GameOfPWNS
Replied On April 14th, 2011:
-Ultimate1337 -MaximumUber
You know everyone knows you're trying to troll the Wards and failing, right?
They probably have you blocked, anyway.
Also, is it me, or does that whiteboard call Tattletale 'kind of dumb'?
► The Winged One
Replied On April 14th, 2011:
Nobody likes them, anyway.
They'll go away if you ignore them.
► Weaver (Original Poster) (Verified Cape) (Butcher XV)
Replied On April 14th, 2011:
-Meteor Ha! This means I know what you know! I have the high ground now!
MUAHAHAHAHAHA!
Seriously, though. It's speculations on a whiteboard. Hardly classified intel.
► Shrewdinger (Unverified Rodent)
Replied On April 14th, 2011:
Is this okay? I mean, heroes and villains arguing like this?
-GameOfPWNS oh, huh! It does.
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► Browbeat (Verified Cape) (Wards ENE)
Replied On April 14th 2011:
It does, yeah.
► Razorpunk (Verified Cape) (Villain)
Replied On April 14th, 2011:
-SpecificProtagonist
Weaver says she and Panacea have had 'Vigorous Lingual Intercourse'.
► Flighty_Broadsides
Replied On April 14th, 2011:
Kind of dumb. Ha!
► Weaver (Original Poster) (Verified Cape) (Butcher XV)
Replied On April 14th, 2011:
VEX NO
► SpecificProtagonist (Cape Groupie)
Replied On April 14th, 2011:
-Razorpunk Ooooh.
-Weaver Vex yes.
-Panacea Care to weigh in?
► Panacea (Verified Cape) (New Wave) (Verified Badass)
Replied On April 14th, 2011:
Oh hell no. None of your horny word traps.
I yelled at her. That is what that means.
Nothing else.
EDIT: Why do I have a new tag?
► Clockblocker (Verified Cape) (Wards ENE)
Replied On April 14th, 2011:
If it's alright with everyone, I"m just going to sit here and watch the fireworks.
EDIT: Because you deserve it, Panpan!
► 4322Akbar
Replied On April 14th, 2011:
Huh. So many Wards. So, was it really pizza sauce?
► Meteor (Verified Cape) (Wards ENE) (Temp-banned)
Replied On April 14th, 2011:
-Weaver
Shut up. Go away.
-4322Akbar
Yes. Stop asking.
MODS. Why is this still up?
► SpecificProtagonist (Cape Groupie)
Replied On April 14th, 2011:
You know, I kind of thought Panacea was into blondes, rather than brunettes.
But maybe she's broadening her horizons? I've heard some rumors, I'm sure nobody would mind. ;3
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► Glory Girl (Verified Cape) (New Wave)
Replied On April 14th, 2011:
-Panacea They're right. You deserve it. Congrats on the new tag!
-SpecificProtagonist Because of the disgusting smut you wrote shipping us together? People like you should have their internet privileges revoked. And yes, everyone would mind.
► Panacea (Verified Cape) (New Wave) (Verified Badass)
Replied On April 14th, 2011:
I guess I'm stuck with it.
-SpecificProtagonist That's sick.
► SpecificProtagonist (Cape Groupie)
Replied On April 14th, 2011:
-Glory Girl You read it? I'm so flattered!
-Panacea You liked it!? Eeeeee!
Always nice to talk to such adoring fans. I wonder what I should write next?
A lot of options, even in that one little selfie there.
► Panacea (Verified Cape) (New Wave) (Verified Badass)
Replied On April 14th, 2011:
Sick. Disgusting. Wrong.
Shut up.
► Judge (Moderator)
Replied On April 14th, 2011:
-Meteor
As previously stated, the picture and thread were approved before posting through the appropriate channels. It stays up.
-SpecificProtagonist
Stop shipping minors.
► Meteor (Verified Cape) (Wards ENE) (Temp-banned)
Replied On April 14th, 2011:
I am in that picture and I want it taken down.
Mod_note: User Temp-banned. Do not argue with staff decisions.
► All_Seeing_Eye
Replied On April 14th, 2011:
Such a mature thread. Wards throwing hissy fits, Villains playing games, stupid jokes on whiteboards.
-SpecificProtagonist Are you sure you're alright, dear? You seem a bit beat, lately. Maybe you should lay down for a while. Get off the internet for… ever? Might be for the best.
► Alathea (Moderator)
Replied On April 14th, 2011:
That's enough of that.
► Weaver (Original Poster) (Verified Cape) (Butcher XV)
Replied On April 14th, 2011:
Sorry for the trouble, mods.
-Panacea
Sorry again, I just seem to keep piling on problems, even by accident.
-SpecificProtagonist
Gotta say, I really don't appreciate any of that. Not funny.
-Ultimate1337 -MaximumUber
Hey. You two are Uber and Leet, right?
Get out of my city.
► SpecificProtagonist (Cape Groupie)
Replied On April 14th, 2011:
Yeah. Yeah, alright. I'm sorry. I'll go. Take a nap. Something. Sorry.
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Topic: Butcher AMA
In: Boards ► Places ► America ► Brockton Bay
Weaver (Original Poster) (Verified Cape) (Butcher XV)
Posted On April 15th, 2011:
Alright fellow Brocktonites — at the urging of the Teeth (and against my better judgment), tonight I will be answering questions about me, my predecessors, and anything else I find amusing until I get bored or run out of daily posts. Feel free to address questions directly to the other Butchers, and I will relay the answers if they are not too vulgar.
Edit: Oh cool, the mods lifted my restrictions for the duration of this thread! Keep the questions coming!
► Alathea (Moderator)
Replied On April 15th, 2011:
[PINNED]
No endorsing criminal activity. No asking Weaver or the Teeth to do anything illegal.
We're done giving warnings, and moving straight to threadbans.
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► Sandwish
Replied On April 15th, 2011:
I still think this is fake. She hasn't even replied. What, too busy sitting around plotting villainy?
► OptimizedPreparations (Power Guru)
Replied On April 15th, 2011:
What's your favorite way to get blood out of clothing?
Asking for… reasons.
► srww (Banned)
Replied On April 15th, 2011:
Fuck, Marry, Kill: Triumvirate
Mod_note: Nope. Also, I see that sock.
► Archon
Replied On April 15th, 2011:
There's no way that was Butcher. Has to be someone in the Teeth with her phone. It's all a prank.
► Scarrow
Replied On April 15th, 2011:
Is Winslow paying you to deal with their gang problem?
Are you going to take care of the vehicle theft problem, too?
Mod_note: Don't tempt villains, even with good intentions.
► SpaceWizzard
Replied On April 15th, 2011:
What's it like having voices in your head and still being sane?
► barkour
Replied On April 15th, 2011:
-SpaceWizzard she isnt.
► Weaver (Original Poster) (Verified Cape) (Butcher XV)
Replied On April 15th, 2011:
Oh wow this blew up, didn't it?
Gimme a sec to go back through.
-XxVoid_CowboyxX — Favorites are weird. I used to like blue and green, but now I like purple and red, too.
-Griffindongle — I didn't go after Lung. I stumbled on him while he was doing something my first night trying to Hero. I tried to harass him and stay hidden, ruin whatever was going on, then Quarrel showed up and it was a mad scramble to not die at that point.
-MoistOwlette — I can't believe they're making me say this, but… Butcher is always bi.
-DragonBooba — Seems to be all arthropods. Did you know pillbugs are tiny land crabs and not insects? They have gills instead of lungs and everything. Need to buy a boat and see if my power works on anything in the bay. No plans for a pet shop, but I'm open to requests.
-KittiesAreTinyTigers — Food's a big thing to them. I hate a lot fewer things now, but I still like Thai, Italian, Chinese… spice tolerance is a lot higher now, which is nice. If you include all of them, our favorites are 'Yes'. Haven't noticed anything else different about how I actually taste things, just that it's more 'detailed' than it was before.
-XxGARYxX — Oranges are nice. Citrus fruits in general. Strawberry, Raspberry. None I really dislike.
There's a long string I don't want to answer… Mods, help? Reported a few things.
Gonna skip until they stop being gross or asking me about crimes.
If I miss your question, ask again.
-Griffindongle — Ugh, fine. You want video proof? LINK
-ToxicMind — Uhh, I grew up in a classical home. Classical music, classic rock, etc. That's been most of what I listened to. Wasn't into pop or anything new. The others have all liked basically everything. A lot of metal, rock, R&B. A few that really liked Jazz and Blues before they inherited. Quarrel was a pophead, and she's screaming at me for admitting it.
I basically just don't hate anything anymore. I can appreciate the qualities of most genres now. Even Country.
-Scarrow — Winslow isn't paying me to do anything. I'm just trying to help people. Mostly my people at Winslow, but I'm happy it's helping everyone there. Besides the obvious.
-Sandwish — Actually, yes. Restructuring a gang is a lot of tedious work, on top of all the mandatory scheming.
-OptimizedPreparations — Honestly? Bugs. They can just eat the blood right off most kinds of cloth, with minimal damage to things like silk. Minor extra benefit to making all my cape things with spider silk.
-SpaceWizzard — Uhh… hard to say? On the one hand, it's like being on the phone with too many people at once, but there's also the memory and feeling things added on. I don't think I can find an answer I like, because I don't want to say 'try describing red to someone colorblind. They understand shades, but hues don't make sense' but… it kinda' fits.
► StaticSeven (Temp-banned)
Replied On April 15th, 2011:
Why not just steal a boat?
Mod_note: No endorsing criminal activity.
► MoistOwlette (Cape Groupie)
Replied On April 15th, 2011:
-Weaver Omg is that you and Vex?
You two are adorable together!
(Please don't hurt me)
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► Scriptor (Moderator)
Replied On April 15th 2011:
For the last time, the moderation team has confirmed that this is indeed Weaver. As far as we can tell, she is being genuine.
I do want to ask a question of my own, though: do the voices of the past Butchers in your head match what they sounded like in person or is it more their own view of how their voices sounded?
► Yahnah (Temp-banned)
Replied On April 15th 2011:
My boyfriend is cheating on me, can you give him and that slut lice?
Mod Note: Threadbanned: Don't ask villains to commit crimes.
► Rowes
Replied On April 15th 2011:
Do you have a favorite weapon from the Butcher's armory?
► LesDrake
Replied On April 15th 2011:
What power did you get from Lung?
► Sky_Knight
Replied On April 15th 2011:
Ever thought of using your bugs to rob the Empire blind? I mean think about it, how could Hookwolf stop you from taking all the money? The ants go marching one by one who rah who rah. The ants go marching to avoid the guns who rah who rah. The ants go in to take the bank who rah who rah.
► Sword-Material
Replied On April 15th 2011:
Do you have a favorite new power?
► panickedWitch
Replied On April 15th 2011:
I have a pest problem, can you get rid of wasps?
► Memsys
Replied On April 15th 2011:
What power have the Butchers always wanted but never been able to get?
► Ironic Fox (I survived Madison and all I got was this forum tag)
Replied On April 15th 2011:
I'll assume that past Butchers — a past Butcher? Change of question. What is the Butcher-approved grammar for their individual and collective existence (or relative non-existence) as the case may be?
Have any of the past Butchers had secret hobbies or guilty pleasures they didn't let people know about because it undermined the image of a murderhobo cosplaying as Mad Max?
► Crazeal
Replied On April 15th 2011:
What is the weirdest thing you've learned about the previous Butchers since you inherited?
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► Weaver (Original Poster) (Verified Cape) (Butcher XV)
Replied On April 15th 2011:
Sorry for all the work, mods. That's a lot of threadbans…
-KittiesAreTinyTigers — Favorite to use is spiders, for their silk. Favorite in general? Hmm. Bees are kinda cute.
No, I don't rate anything in 'out of X Butchers'. Most problems just aren't big enough to warrant one, and it seems too silly even as a joke.
-WagTheDog — Rachel is fine. So are her dogs. She seems to be settling in well so far.
-Gingervitis — No, I don't do birthday parties. I might make an exception for a mitzvah or similar, but my schedule just doesn't allow many openings and I don't see that changing.
-TubaTemplar — I used to play the flute. Currently working on polishing inherited guitar skills. Chisel was very good, and there were a few left around because of that.
-Scriptor — I have no idea. The only one I can find a good video of them talking is Reflex, and he's… really quiet.
-Rowes — there is a Sword. The capital letter is intentional.
-LesDrake — I am Butcher XV, not XVI.
-Sword-Material — The teleport is amazing, as is the matter reshaping power. It's also fun being a Tinker.
-panickedWitch — I'd be happy to take any and all wasps off your hands. If anyone has an infestation they want dealt with, drop me a DM with a rough address and I'll swing by when my schedule allows / I'm in the area anyway.
-Memsys — They all immediately suggested flight, but Chisel suggested a good Stranger power, Stratego wants more Thinker powers, and Ironsides complained about 'goddamn lasers.'
-Ironic Fox — I personally call them a headache, 'you idiots,' or 'shut the fuck up.' Butcher and Sanguine played that expensive game with the painted minis, Chisel was a hell of a guitarist, Alkaline was a chemistry nerd, and Ironsides loved to play poker. Quarrel liked to blare pop music and collect these little Asian dolls, but that stopped pretty quick after inheriting, unlike the others.
-Crazeal — One of the past Butchers dated one of my parents over fifteen years ago. Yes, it's as weird as it sounds, yes I now remember things about them I never wanted to.
-Pentel321 — Selective breeding would be tricky. I prefer to just use bugs as they are, rather than worry about making them better.
-SlidingHome — Alexandria is my personal favorite, and I modeled my costume after hers. Legend seems cool, but I have too many memories of him shooting at me now.
► Meisbobisme
Replied On April 15th 2011:
Having had both what hurts more? A punch in the boobs or a kick in the junk?
► AlexandriaPlsStepOnMe
Replied On April 15th 2011:
Is it true you drink beer with a cup made from Quarrel's skull?
EDIT: Also- 'take all the wasps off your hands' -uhh… eep?
► Yugimuffin
Replied On April 15th 2011:
what from of tribute is needed for protection from swarming and where do I drop it off
► QueenofSalvation
Replied On April 15th 2011:
You know how many pieces of loose change or bills go missing into the sewers over the years? I think there has been a study or two about it. If Weaver controls bugs, why not use all the cockroaches to go scavenging? Could donate it or something. Or use it for cape funds.
► Thread (Verified Cape) (Verified Dimensional Traveler)
Replied On April 15th 2011:
-QueenofSalvation
I can testify that farming the sewers for loose coins and cash can be very profitable. Particularly if you find an older coin or two that has historical value or rare metal content.
Now a question for the collective: According to rumor and hearsay, the various Butchers have been pretty good cooks. Have any of them suggested that Weaver use her power to make special dishes? I've heard that you can make a lollipop out of a scorpion that really packs a bite!
► Bioerratic
Replied On April 15th 2011:
Right, so, I attend Winslow and saw how Weaver - that's you - was protecting people. Is there a way to join the Teeth without being, ya know, a crazy cannibal? Like, the Molars or something?
► OneDerpThat
Replied On April 15th 2011:
How do you plan to ensure that civilians won't be hurt in the crossfire of your war with the E88?
What about drugs? The ABB were big sellers after the Merchants were wiped out. (By your Teeth) Will you be taking that over, too? Selling to addicts and ruining more lives?
You've said you're intervening at Winslow and fighting the Nazis in order to help people. Do you have other plans to help the community or will they be restricted to Teeth members?
► Attorneyofhell
Replied On April 15th 2011:
In an insane world a sane man must act insane to appear, sane. Between the Endbringers the S9 and everything else the worlds definitely insane… so what exactly does that make a Butcher claiming sanity?
► tuff37
Replied On April 15th 2011:
You claimed you were a hero, but now you are leading the Teeth. What did lying about it get you? And if you weren't lying, why would you join the Teeth?
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► MagicalJellyDonut
Replied On April 15th, 2011:
So, what's stopping you from literally just packing jars and cans full of bees and using them as bug grenades? Or filling dumpsters with them to super throw at people, or something? Could you have them just like, install hidden hives in key locations so you have them on hand when in a given area?
► Ironic Fox (I survived Madison and all I got was this forum tag)
Replied On April 15th, 2011:
Are you planning on attending any Endbringer battles? S-Class threats? Big Stompy Kaiju fights?
► Neon_Rainbow (Cape Groupie)
Replied On April 15th, 2011:
-Ironic Fox — NO.
GOD NO. FUCK NO.
NONONONONO.
NO.
► Weaver (Original Poster) (Verified Cape) (Butcher XV)
Replied On April 15th 2011:
-Meisbobisme — Junk shots hurt more, but the pain goes away faster. Boob shots can linger like/as a bruise.
-AlexandriaPlsStepOnMe — No. Bone is very porous and discolors too easily, and beer is a dark liquid that stains if you're not careful. She's not worth the effort to process and liquid-proof the thing just for a mug.
-Yugimuffin — I will gladly accept tribute in the form of not being an asshole. Golden Rule, be nice to others, don't be a Nazi, etc.
-QueenofSalvation — I'm not telling you what my max range is, but I do have one. Frankly I'd make more money and do more good hitting a couple Empire places than spending the day walking a grid pattern over the city for lost coins. I'll get back to you if I run out of rival gangs.
-Thread — Thanks to the many varied histories of my predecessors, I can cook dishes ranging from classical English to Japanese to some amazing southern fried chicken. I've impressed -Razorpunk more than a few times with said skills.
We've given some thought to things like cricket farming, but there's a brand conflict we need to work out, first.
-Bioerratic — Just wear the colors and ask around for a necklace.
-OneDerpThat — It's against site policy to advocate/discuss crime but, I don't target civilians, and they're free to leave. (and should be running away, not toward) There's always going to be someone selling drugs, though. I don't like it, but that's how supply and demand work.
Things I do to help the Teeth will help the Teeth. Things I do to help the community will help everyone. These two things are not mutually exclusive, as seen at Winslow.
-AttourneyofHell — Sanity is relative. I believe I am much less insane than the voices in my head, and I'm sure many here will agree with that statement.
-tuff37 — Rude. I tried very hard, but the other heroes decided I wasn't allowed to be one of them when I asked for help. You'll notice I'm not stupid enough to fight the Empire solo, not wanting to wind up in Hookwolf or Kaiser's heads. I went to the only place I could get that help.
The Empire does not approve, which makes me think I made the right choice.
-MagicalJellyDonut — I dunno. Prep time? Keeping them alive for a while in there? Usually enough bugs wherever I need them.
-Ironic Fox — Oh wow. I… don't know. I'll have to talk to my family, girlfriend, the rest of the Teeth… I don't know. I don't think I can sit back and do nothing if something happens in my city, though.
► Sandwish
Replied On April 15th 2011:
Wasn't what you did to Menja (Can't remember, one of them) too much? It was her leg!
► hooloovoo
Replied On April 15th 2011:
What are their favorite sports teams? TV shows?
…soap operas?
► Dockwalker
Replied On April 15th 2011:
I can't believe we're encouraging this bullshit.
► Timmy-Jim
Replied On April 15th 2011:
Favorite beer!
► Vista (Verified Cape) (Wards ENE)
Replied On April 15th 2011:
-Ironic Fox — NO!
-Weaver — No. You can't. Please don't.
► FestivityBeast (Cape Geek)
-Dockwalker What encouraging? It's just questions. Have fun with it!
Also, yeah. -Weaver — no. Don't do it. No endbringers.
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► Thelastbatallion
Replied On April 15th 2011:
Any other interesting facts about the previous Butchers?
► Panacea (Verified Cape) (New Wave) (Verified Badass)
Replied On April 15th 2011:
WHY do I KEEP getting PINGED?
► Procto the Unfortunate Tinker (Not a Tinker)
Replied On April 15th 2011:
So, you're a Tinker right? What's your specialty? I've heard it's 'sharp weapons' or something, but isn't that kind of weird? Doesn't strike the 'supertech' vibe, I mean.
► Griffindongle
Replied On April 15th 2011:
So how do you feel about the PRT/Protectorate? You keep dodging the question.
► Sword-Material
Replied On April 15th 2011:
Did you really fold an empire goon into a pretzel?
► Weaver (Original Poster) (Verified Cape) (Butcher XV)
Replied On April 15th 2011:
-Molar366 — No. You may not tattoo my face on your body. That is weird and I do not consent to it. We have at least three tattoo artists who would be happy to source a cool skull-spider or something. But no. Eww no. Hell no.
-OptimizedPreparations — I could probably copy their handwriting, but I don't think anyone's going to be looking for a previous Butcher's autograph. There wouldn't be any point trying to sign things for them, either. We know twelve of them are confirmed dead in their civilian identities, and so it'd be invalid and caught anyway. (No promoting illegal activity!) Quarrel is one we don't know, but that's because it was recent and I haven't bothered looking into it yet.
-BananaStand — Ironsides was a pretty great poker player before he became Butcher XII. I haven't really had the chance to play much, myself.
-GStringGirl — No, contrary to rumors, Sabertooth was not a monster cape. I don't have anything against them, but I've never met one and the Butchers don't have much experience with them, outside a few fights. Apparently they're pretty rare.
I mean, I think I get it. My own unwanted experience with memory is on the 'suddenly too many' end, but having to figure out who you are, wondering if you're still who you were, those still hit me now and then. Waking up with nothing has to be hard, and I'm having trouble imagining it. The closest I can think of are the times I notice little habits that weren't mine popping up, and immediately wondering if I'm still me. It's terrifying.
I'm sorry. This probably sounds insulting to anyone actually dealing with amnesia. I'm just rambling while trying to understand, at this point.
-Thelastbatallion — Butcher and Sanguine played tabletop games together out of costume, and never noticed until Sanguine inherited.
-Panacea — Because everyone loves you, Panpan. Now mute your phone and go to sleep, it's late and you should be in bed.
-Procto the Unfortunate Tinker — It sounds weird because it is weird. Damascian wasn't just a Tinker, she was a cluster grab-bag Tinker. Not enough of those to tell if she's actually weird for her type of cape.
Also — If that rings a bell, she wanted me to say something. "It's okay, and I'm sorry." Please ignore this if you have any doubts I'm talking about you, readers.
-Griffindongle — Conflicted, hence the dodging. But primarily? Disappointment.
-Sword-Material — The rules of this forum and the judgemental gaze of the powers that be demand that I answer 'no'.
► hooloovoo
Replied On April 15th 2011:
Wait, what's a 'cluster grab bag'?
► GleamMachine (Verified Cape) (New Wave)
Replied On April 16th 2011:
Why is this still going? Why is this even a thing?
► XxVoid_CowboyxX
Replied On April 16th 2011:
NEW DAY!
First!
EDIT: DAMMIT
► StarvingEnglishMajor4832
Replied On April 16th 2011:
-XxVoid_CowboyxX Go to bed, dork.
On that topic, -Weaver what's it like not needing sleep? There's a word for those capes, but all I remember is 'nocturnal' root. You're one of those, right?
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► magicalmaniamaina (Veteran Member)
Replied On April 16th 2011:
Other than Alexandria, did Knockout brawl with any other notable capes? And milk or cereal first?
► All Seeing Eye
Replied On April 16th 2011:
For Stratego. You're a thinker with a tactical specialty. How did you fuck up that bad?
► WheatYourEaties
Replied On April 16th 2011:
Which Butcher changed things the most when they took over?
► Suddenly Sun
Replied On April 16th 2011:
Was Fester a TERF?
► Panacea (Verified Cape) (New Wave) (Verified Badass)
Replied On April 16th 2011:
Did the Teeth wind up with a eunuch squad after Fester inherited?
► TalkingCabbage
Replied On April 16th 2011:
For Quarrel: did you really think your regeneration would save you from bee stings?
► Weaver (Original Poster) (Verified Cape) (Butcher XV)
Replied On April 16th 2011:
This is fun, keep the individual Butcher questions coming!
-Thread — Yes, Alkaline's power can copy Tinkertech liquids. Marauder, the dumbfuck, never gave her the chance to get her hands on any before she took over. Not a moment too soon either, he was an incompetent ass.
-Sandwish — No, she actually liked setting things on fire. A lot. Turns out, Pyro actually killed Breed by shooting an incendiary missile into the building he was hiding in… then teleported in and dropkicked him down a flaming elevator shaft.
-QueenOfSalvation — I can actually heal with Sanguine's power, yes. Several of them are pissed that they had friends bleed out and didn't think to save them.
-magicalmania — He's brawled with damn near everyone. Beyond Alexandria… a fight with Virago, another teleporter, went through eighteen distinct bars in NYC. A less glamorous time was when he tried (and largely failed) to fight Grumman when he was in Boston.
-All Seeing Eye — Ever seen a Rube Goldberg machine made by a Thinker? Now imagine the Teeth are in charge of maintenance. He didn't really want the job, anyways.
-WheatYourEaties — Actually, related to the last question, it was Chisel. She's largely behind the 'modern' Teeth, having forged it out of mess left by Stratego. Hell, she was badass enough to pass as a normal person in short bursts.
-Suddenly Sun — No, thank Scion.
-Panacea — Hi again Panpan, hope you slept well! Yes they did, and Fester wants me to say that she approves of your initiative. There's a reason the Teeth to this day still take a hard line on sexual assault.
-TalkingCabbage — Well, Quarrel is pissed now, something not helped by Alkaline and Knockout making buzzing noises at her. Sabertooth is complaining that his regeneration was better, back in the day.
► Jouster (Verified Cape) (NYC Wards)
Replied On April 16th 2011:
-Weaver — Can you please stop messaging heroes, especially Panacea?
► Weaver (Original Poster) (Verified Cape) (Butcher XV)
Replied On April 16th 2011:
-Jouster — Ironsides says to remind everyone about that time you dropped your lance, tripped, and somehow got tangled in a bicycle rack. You spent the entire time whining at your teammates, and when they finally got sick of it and tried to free you, we made off with the… ah, souvenirs. Which we definitely paid for. The Wards just wanted our autographs.
► All Seeing Eye
Replied On April 16th 2011:
With competence like that, who needs villains?
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► hooloovoo
Replied On April 16th, 2011:
-Jouster I'm not disagreeing that you have a lot of experience fighting the Butcher. But you have about the same amount of experience arguing with her over PHO as the rest of us, and all of that points to Weaver being sane.
Besides, isn't it usually -Meteor's job to be rabidly anti-Teeth in these threads?
► Jouster (Verified Cape) (NYC Wards) (Temp-banned)
Replied On April 16th, 2011:
[Removed by moderators]
Mod_note: Seriously, Jouster? You should know better than that.
► Battery (Verified Cape) (Protectorate ENE)
Replied On April 16th, 2011:
All Brockton Bay Wards have permanent account restrictions in place for interacting with Weaver going forward. Given Jouster's disappointing comment, I've forwarded the recommendation that this be applied to all Wards from cities where the Butcher has been active.
► Weaver (Original Poster) (Verified Cape) (Butcher XV)
Replied On April 16th 2011:
-Ironic Fox — No, the Butchers don't have any secrets on life and death. As far as they remember, it's just a hiccup while things go out/come into focus from the old senses to the new ones.
And yes, as far as I know, life insurance is still valid. I'm not going to comment on their families claiming any. Any of them still out there deserve their peace.
-10KGUTS — I have no idea what a 'JoJo' is, nor what I might have done that could have been a reference to it.
-Char — I'm not up to date on the Canary case. I don't really know any details. Drop a link?
-OneDerpThat — Oh, wow. Uh, no. I don't like thinking about dying, and I don't have plans for if I do. Just plans to keep it from happening.
-DanielX — I always wanted to be Alexandria.
Currently, my favorite hero is probably -Panacea, given that she does more good than any other five heroes combined. I am obligated to say that my favorite villain is Vex unless I want to sleep on the couch, but my favorite non-Teeth villain is probably Hookwolf because his skull would look awesome over my throne Madcap. Guy had a sense of humor back when Marauder knew him and I like his policy on the Birdcage.
-Griffindongle — Yeah, I met the Wards a few times. They were shooting first back then, too.
-Battery — You wound me so! I would never instigate anything with the Wards aside from playful banter! I believe I made that clear Thursday afternoon. Did you not see my scoreboard?
► Panacea (Verified Cape) (New Wave) (Verified Badass)
Replied On April 16th 2011:
Why the hell am I STILL getting pinged in this damn thread? I'm half tempted to go down to your fucking HQ and slap the shit out of you for bothering me AGAIN!
► Weaver (Original Poster) (Verified Cape) (Butcher XV)
Replied On April 16th 2011:
-Panacea — Our door is always open for you if you want to swing by
► Glory Girl (Verified Cape) (New Wave)
Replied On April 16th 2011:
Weaver, you're making Mom right about something, please stop.
► AverageAlexandros (Cape Husband)
Replied On April 16th 2011:
-Weaver
Wait, don't you mean wanted to be like Alexandria?
► GleamMachine (Verified Cape) (New Wave)
Replied On April 16th 2011:
Wanted to… be?
Oh… Oh no…
► Razorpunk (Verified Cape) (Villain)
Replied On April 16th 2011:
One of Us! One of Us! One of Us!
Edit: Okay, that's funny as shit on the timing, but I meant that -Panacea
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