My night had gone to hell. I was supposed to be on a beautiful, moonlit beach with my practically girlfriend. I'd picked out a spot, made a damn appointment in her schedule, packed a fucking picnic basket, and she just blew it off. Unexpectedly had to work an extra shift at the hospital, but still, not even an apology.

In the efforts of staying positive and not being miserable all night, I decided to go skinny dipping. There was a nice house just a good 10-minute jog away with a heated outdoor pool, fucking decadent, it was honorably to steal from someone that rich really. And by steal from I mean use their pool. I'd done it four times now and never got caught, but there was still a thrill as I shimmied up the tall iron fence.

I slipped in with a pencil dive to minimize splash and took a good three strokes before surfacing. The water was perfect, swimming through nothing in the dark night was truly ethereal. Floating there on my back, I could almost be glad my night turned out like this.

A shriek launched me upright, fumbling like a dumbass in the water in the process.

"Uh why are you in my house!" I bluffed without thinking.

"Naruto?" I blinked a few times, trying to see the woman in the faint blue light.

Hinata. She was a friend, kind of, no yeah she was definitely a friend! More so a casual friend, of Sasuke not me, worth noting, but still! I'd spoken to her like, four times! I could convince her not to call the cops right?

"Oh hey, Hinata… I didn't know you lived here," I said awkwardly. "Sorry uh… usually nobody uses the pool around this time…I figured…victimless crime you know," I tried to laugh out.

"Y-Yeah, I-I guess," she mumbled fist over mouth as she started at the filter. It was only now I noticed her face was some shade of red, and only because it went down so far as her collar bone. I trigger that would begin my eyes greedy descent on her body.

It was a one-piece, but it was tight. Just a shade darker than her hair I think, I could see practically every outline of her body. I have no earthly idea how long I just tredded water like a dumbass while she stood doing nothing.

"Fuck uh, sorry I'll go now, of course!" I suddenly spat out, doggy paddling to the nearest exit, which just so happened to be a few feet from her. She gasped.

"Naruto your-"

"I know! I'm sorry! I just really thought nobody would be here least of all a hot girl I'm sorry!"

"I- It's okay, it just, startled me to just… see it,"

"Yeah, yeah, sorry… uh… my clothes are actually over there so-"

"Wait-" she cried for some reason, there was a sudden air of desperation in her voice, enough to get me to stop at least.

"I-can I, if you don't mind, really only if you don't mind at all could I… see it, again?" she was looking at god knows what on the floor again, and quiet enough that I really had to strain. And to give me just the faintest hint of doubt I'd misheard her of course. My eyes combed her once more.

It was worth the risk.

As if not to startle an animal, I slowly stood up straight and let my arms fall back to their natural position.

"Oh my god," well, I knew what she was looking at now. This night still felt like a dream, the gentle blue light, a relatively unfamiliar place, hell, maybe that was the only reason I kept my head so cool.

"You can come closer if you want, you know, touch it, or I could come closer, if you want," I emphasized a second time. She only let out a short cough in reply, face still red as she shuffled up to me, slowly lifting one hand to brush at it. Just barely grazing it with two… then three fingers as she sucked in breath after breath, sounding almost ragged from our still movements.

"Can I touch you?"

She seemed to have a little spasm with the happy sigh she let out. I chuckled.

"That's a yes?"

"Mnhm," she squeaked out. I put one hand up to brush her hair aside, to expose more of her face, even as doing so caused her to look down further. It was still a better view. I left that hand up there twirling in her soft, practically glowing hair, scratching at her scalp lightly. My dominant hand came up to her left, slowly brushing up and down her bare arm, relishing in every inch of that soft skin.

Her hand closed around my cock, pumping gently. I released a sigh of approval. My hand continued its downward journey, making a detour to cup the spandex-clad breast. I gave it a long, gentle squeeze and her hand sped up. We were bending in closer together, she needed to in order to get a better angle. I put my mouth up to her ear.

"Can I touch you down there?" I asked.

"Naruto," she whined out, seeming almost to be hyperventilating now.

"I'm just worried you're going to explode if you don't cum?" I teased.

"Naruto yes touch me anywhere make me cum oh I love you Naruto!" she called out in hiccupped sobs. I don't know where the L word came from, this girl was just an acquaintance, hell really just a classmate up at the university. Figuring it must have been a heat of the moment thing, or maybe a fetish, I dug my fingers into her snatch.

Her hand fell away from my cock and I had to bite down to keep from releasing a displeased groan. Thankfully she took that moment to swoon dramatically, so she didn't see the disappointment. No need to make her feel bad. I'd already won the fucking lottery tonight as far as punishments for trespassing crimes, even if I walked out of here blue balled it was a firm win.

Seeing that she was doing little more than standing and trying to stay conscious. I opted to lie her down. My hand on her head moved down right to the base of her wonderful plump tush, pushing her slightly forward to throw her off balance and then catching her like a plate that could be quickly laid down on the cool grass.

She screamed as I moved my mouth to her little pleasure button. Her breathing was getting harder and faster, somehow, and I was beginning to get genuinely worried when she finally gave a great, lengthy shudder, which adorably dissolved into a long hum.

I pulled upright on my knees to look over the beautiful little Hyugu, breath slow and even, hair splayed out like a dark nymph of the night.

"Hinata… I'd really like to touch you a little more," I offered coyly. I came up and brushed my hand along her cheek. "Hinaaata" she didn't answer. "Hinata," I said slapping her face lightly. No answer.

Oh fuck.

Oh fuck where the fuck were my shorts was she okay? I knew she was fucking breathing way too fast for a human being!

Oh fuck it I didn't have time to look for my shorts somewhere in this blackened lawn, I had to suck it up. Scooping her up in my arms I sprinted towards the house, yanking open the back door and finding a kitchen with another vaguely familiar face already occupying it.

"I think she needs-" I remember I got those words out.

The absolute pants-shitting fear I felt makes things kind of a blur. Next thing I remember there was a pistol in my mouth. I remember distinctly thinking, holy shit that's a gun, and I remember after that someone gently took the unconscious woman from my hands.

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