A collection of Avengers drabbles! Mostly funny, random and lame. Some romance. It begins with what I imagine the writers were thinking as they put the final touches on the storyboard. All characters! Comment with ideas!

Series of one-shots focusing on Loki/Stark. Non-Slash.

There are not many things that the Hulk is even remotely "gentle" with. Apparently, Tony Stark is one of them.

It's been a year since anyone's heard from Bruce Banner and Tony decides that's quite long enough, thank you very much. Warnings for plotlessness and spoilers. Lab-buddy-friendship-love but no slash!

Being dead was odd but, overall, slightly underwhelming.

While fighting Loki, the Hulk decides to use a different strategy. Hugs. It works.

Thor returns to Asgard with Loki as his prisoner and becomes the one to sew his own not-brother's lips shut.

Clint just wants to eat. Natasha wants some etiquette. Everyone else just happens to join in. Again, was deleted and reposted coz I'm an eejit who can't work the internet :P.

Very short story from Tony's pov about the Avengers and Bruce Banner

Para Steve el gustarle a un hombre era extraño, no era algo para lo que le hubieran preparado, pero era un heroe y no podía discriminar a nadie por eso. Tony Stark estaba dispuesto a ayudarle a aclarar sus ideas.

Hawkeye had his concerns when they decided to send him to China. He just never imagined he'd be stuck in the middle of an international lawsuit with a legion of angry martial artists tailing after him.

To People Taking His Stuff. 2 times Tony didn't like it when someone took something of his and 1 time he didn't mind.

Tony asks Steve out for sushi.

Bruce / Natasha fluff. Their secret love was measured not in passion, not in kisses, not in lust, but in moments. Post-movie. R / R!

Written by request. The Avengers are a wolf pack, Steve is Alpha, and Tony worries about his new feelings toward Steve.

The Avengers meet their match in the privacy of their own kitchen. Spoiler-free humourous crack fic!

Ever wondered how the Hulk's trousers expand with him when he transforms? Ensemble fic. Humour and crack! Spoiler-free if you haven't seen the film yet.

Clint Barton had been compromised and that is not something S.H.I.E.L.D. can just let go. Oneshot.

Agent Coulson has a fondness for a woman with a fondness for cinnamon. Coulson/OFC

One quiet morning Loki reflects on all he has gained through love. - - mention of past-mpreg, Don't like Don't read.

Short vignettes of each of the Avengers masturbating. Seriously. PWP.

After the shawarma, there are deep conversations and adrenaline crashes and the team acting like a team. gen. immediately follows the events of the movie, so spoilers.

It wasn't the first time they met and wasn't the last but it was certainly among the most bloody.

Steve would like to know what makes Tony tick. Just a little ficlet for my Steve/Tony feels. Allusions to romance.

Spoilers for The Avengers. Pepper goes to see Dr.Bruce Banner to try and understand Tony's new friend. Tony/Pepper. Pepper/Bruce UST. Bruce/Tony subtext if you look for it.