Meta!Kimblee brings a meta!date to the Brotherhood cast party to cause meta!trouble with his meta!girlfriend, Meta!Lust, with whom he is meta!quarreling. She has a similar meta!idea. Lots of meta!characters featured. Even the dead ones.

Lets just say you have a TERRIBLE fear of spiders. Rated T for Ed's potty mouth. Edward Elric x Reader

We all know that Edward hates East City, but that raises the question: why? And please tell me if you think the rating is proper or not for this story, too high? Too low? I must know!

Mey-Rin is the new alchemist in town, and she seems to be falling for a certain suit of armor. But when she finds out his secret, will her feelings change? Is it really possible to love an empty heap of metal?

After many months of training, alchemist-in-training Elana is ready to take on her first State Alchemist test. But when her train becomes hijacked, she joins forces with Edward Elric, a State Alchemist in search of a legendary jewel, known as "The Philosopher's Stone", to save themselves, only to realize their differences might be connected...

AlWrath high school AU. 1/3 chapters completed. trigger warnings: suicide, mentions of violence, mentions of incest

Edward is back in central, and gets a less then friendly welcome back from Roy Mustang. After Roy refuses to help him get a certain document Edward might have to turn to alternative people, that may not have his best interests in mind. RoyxEd, yaoi, M for a reason, one-shot.

Ed gets a hard lesson in not letting EJ get bored.

Several months after the Promised Day, Roy and Riza are captured by a mysterious organisation with malicious intentions, and the age-old Ishvalan conflict rises to the forefront of a secret war. Fighting for each other and for the greater good, this story explores the past, present, and future of the king and queen. M for sexual content, language, and violence.

While in the waiting room, a grieving Ling has a heart-to-heart with Ed.

Emma Payton has spent years hunting down the man responsible for the death of her parents. Having mastered the highest degree of alchemy, she is sent under the care of Roy Mustang. How will the two get on? What secrets lie in Emma's dark past that she has seemingly forgotten? And how will the appearance of this new alchemist ultimately change the fate of the world? Roy x OC

AU where Roy owns a pub and Alphonse needs a job. Rated M for adult/sexual situations.

Taken place 13 years after Maes Hughes's murder. Elicia felt herself forgetting her father. FMA:Brotherhood oneshot.

Roy walks into his office to see something, and someone he did not expect. Will this unexpected meeting change the lives of the two men? RoyxJean, Yaoi, M for a reason, short one-shot.

Mustang's team are the most functional, trusting, and skilled group of people in the military. And also the most idiotic. **A series of things involving Mustang's team (plus midget)**

What does Winry do while Ed and Al are training with Izumi? Well no need to wonder anymore. (Ideas are welcome) Characters: Winry Rockbell,Edward Elric, Alphonse Elric, and Pinako Rockbell

The red-light district: A part of an urban area where there is a concentration of prostitution and sex-oriented businesses, such as sex shops, strip clubs, adult theaters, etc. Eventual RoyxEd

Edward makes promises.

All I will tell you is that this is the greatest Fullmetal Alchemist fanfic you will ever read. Ever.

The Fuhrer's family is attacked by assassins. Mrs. Mustang is Not Amused. Future!Fic, Royza.

A new evil threatens the fledgling peace in Amestris. Assassinations, mass vanishings and whispers of a dark new puppet master drag Ed back into a world of intriegue he thought he had escaped forever. Set after the events of FMA: Brotherhood. Eventual Roy/Ed citris. Mentions of Ed/Winry. This is rated M for a reason.

Kaiden Shade was only 5 years old when her big sister Melonie was killed and she was transformed into a Vampire. Roy Mustang saved her so now she owes him as a bodyguard and assassin in the military. Then she meets the Elric brothers while on her quest for vengance but will she help them on their journey or will they help her? And why is Edwards blood so tempting? EdxOC ::Hiatus::

One shot AU where Al died as a child but Ed sees him as a suit of armor. He can't accept that Al is dead and doesn't understand why everyone ignores his little brother. "They tell me Al is dead, that he died from an illness as a kid. That's a lie. I see him all the time. He's always with me wherever I go. Why don't they acknowledge him? He's always standing beside me."

Involving a murderer, a ruffled pink dress and some serious groping. Warnings for graphic yaoi with a minor.

You couldn't see or do much in the storm of a Desert-battle. [small Riza/Roy]