Sora's Adventures of Sailor Moon R: Be Prepared

by kbarks

During the Black Moon Clan's campaign, Prince Demande was asked to call a meeting of the Black Moon Clan's ultimate objectives, even before Sora found out that some of their members had conflict in their hearts after Berthier chose to talk to him. This song describes Demande's plight of becoming king, after they disempower the past.

Demande:

I never thought Black Moon essential

They're crude and unspeakably plain

But maybe they've a glimmer of potential

If allied to my vision and brain

I know that your powers of retention

Are as wet as a warthog's backside

But thick as you are, pay attention!

My words are a matter of pride

It's clear from your vacant expressions

The lights are not all on upstairs

But we're talking kings and successions

Even you can't be caught unawares!

So, prepare for the chance of a lifetime

Be prepared for sensational news

A shining, new era

Is tiptoeing nearer

Esmeraude:

And where do we feature?

Demande:

Just listen to teacher

I know it sounds sordid

But you'll be rewarded

When at last, I am given my dues

And injustice deliciously squared

Demande and the Black Moon Clan:

Be prepared!

Rubeus:

Yeah, be prepared! We'll be prepared! For what?

Demande:

For the death of the king!

Saphir:

Why? Is he sick?

Demande:

No, you fool, we're going to kill him. And the Rabbit, too.

Petz:

Great idea! Who needs a king?

Koan, Berthier, Calaveras, and Esmeraude:

No king! No king! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Demande:

Idiots! There will be a king!

Saphir:

Hey, but you said, uh…

Demande:

I will be king! Stick with me, and you'll never be powerless again!

Berthier:

Yay! All right! Long live the king!

Black Moon Clan:

Long live the king! Long live the king!

King, king, king, king, king, king!

It's great that we'll soon be connected

With a king who'll be all-time adored

Demande:

Of course, quid pro quo, you're expected

To take certain duties on board

The future is littered with prizes

And though I'm the main addressee

The point that I must emphasize is

You won't get a sniff without me!

So prepare for the coup of the century

Be prepared for the murkiest scam

(Black Moon Clan:

Oooh... la, la, la!)

Meticulous planning

(Black Moon Clan:

We will rule!)

Tenacity spanning

(Black Moon Clan:

All the world!)

Decades of denial

(Black Moon Clan:

We repeat!)

Is simply why I'll

(Black Moon Clan:

Revenge is sweet!)

Be king undisputed

Respected, saluted

And seen for the wonder I am

Yes, my teeth and ambitions are bared

Demande and the Black Moon Clan:

Be prepared!

Saphir, Petz, and Rubeus:

Yes, our teeth and ambitions are bared

Black Moon Clan:

Be prepared!