I don't own the hobbit or anything associated with it. Pick your favorite dwarf smut. Don't like, don't read. No flames. Pure smut.

No, Dwalin was not fond of the hobbit babe he'd rescued. He knew the little creature, despite appearing to inexplicably tolerate his company, would eventually shield away just like all the other children. AU.

There was the green door with the mark on it just as Gandalf had described. However, the wizard had failed to mention THIS! Movieverse, AU.

*SPOILERS TO WHAT HAPPENS IN BOTFA* Disclaimer: Artwork is not my own. All credit goes to the artist! How will Kili react when he sees the person he loves most in all the world lying in his own blood on the battlefield?

If Thranduil doesn't want his son pursuing the captain of the guard, he has his reasons. Reasons that have nothing to do with her being "a lowly Silvan Elf."

Kili gets into a little trouble in Rivendell...

Set during the Desolation of Smaug! Thranduil often looks up at the stars to forget about how much he has seen.

Mel trips and winds up from being in 2012 Earth to Middle-earth. In the Hobbit movies too! The first movie hasn't even been released yet! Attractive dwarves? An adventure to defeat a dragon and reclaim a kingdom? Why couldn't she have just fallen into Lord of the Rings? At least she'd have known what to do there. Crap, she should have read those books.

Kili was a young dwarf with sharp eyes, but sometimes even he missed something. "Kili, behind you!" This is my version of how Kili and Fili died at the battle of five armies. Brotherly caring and strong Kili. Oneshot and a deathfic- you've been warned. My first attempt to write Hobbit.

Little Kíli has always had a penchant for trouble yet something about this situation is gravely different: the constant bruises, speaking of sought-out trouble; the all but silent admissions of guilt, lacking silver-tongued excuses. His luster fades as he folds slowly inward and his behavior continues on a downward spiral. What is plaguing Thorin Oakenshield's youngest sister-son?

The battle of five armies from Fili's perspective. It's the way I Kinda want it to pan out in the film. Spoilers, but first part wrote before I saw the desolation of Smaug. Mostly monologue with reflection back to their childhood. k plus for death. please review so i know to write more.

Thorin no tiene hijos. Thorin no necesita hijos.

O título é auto explicativo. Sobre o povo de Dúrin e a vida construída nas Montanhas Azuis. Os dias de alegria antes da retomada da montanha ês capítulo sobre amor na vida de um dos príncipes. [OCxFili]

"Oh my god." I breathed "I'm dreaming. Or I'm dead and I've gone to heaven and this is just my inner geek coming out to ruin the rest of my eternity." "I've heard the Shire described as many places, but this is the first time I've heard it described as heaven." He chuckled. "Oh my God. I've landed in New Zealand or in Pinewood Studios."

The journey that was not supposed to be quite as disruptive and uncomfortable as it turned out to be. It sort of follows canon. An excerpt from the Hobbit with OC's and anachronisms.

Tauriel temía que algún día la oscuridad volviera y su hija fuera igual que habían sido ellos: imprudente, joven, demasiado valiente. Iban a estar solas. Pero no habría instante en qué no le contara esas historias de las Montañas Azules que ella había aprendido de Kili… en qué no le hablara de estrellas o no le mencionara lo valiente que había sido él [Spoilers!]

When Gandalf the Grey comes to the Shire, he does not solely select Bilbo Baggins as 'THE' Burglar. Gandalf also enlists the aid of another: a hobbit of the mysterious Aigrette clan and, most importantly, an Adventurer. Will these two hobbits survive the Journey and it's perils, and make it There and Back Again? (Consider this a 'Second Burglar' type story.) Bilbo x OFC

Gwen Wright was going to applaud her imagination when she dreamt herself right into Middle Earth, with an elf-ed name and everything. But then she finds she can't wake up and is stuck in a world she knows nothing about, in the body of a woman she doesn't know, falling in love with a reckless dwarf whose soul calls to her in a very real way. KiliOC.

The Sons of Durin are felled in battle, leaving Dis scarred and alone. Frerin is not going to put up with that. BOFA!Survival with my favorite clumsy Dwarf. ;)

"But he refused, refused to flinch away from the Elf-witch's almighty gaze. Her eyes were as hard as diamonds, as tough as iron crafted at the hands of Dwarves. How could an Elf-witch have such power in her…eyes? It could not be true. He refused to believe―to believe her filthy words." Galadriel raining in on Thorin's mind. One-shot.

"When Ori woke up naked, he didn't expect to find Thorin in bed beside him." Please R&R. Suck at summaries so I just used a quote from the story that I wrote. Naked!Thorin. Do I really need to say more? XD

Anke is a Woodman from Northern Mirkwood sent on a scouting trip to obtain information the southern areas of the forest. Unimpressive in her skills as a scout and a fighter, this is a tale of how she managed to make herself useful in the Battle of Five Armies.

Kili has never been made of stone. He is as malleable and adapting as the mud and dirt of the earth. Tauriel has never felt the call to the sea. The storm that grows and rages inside her is not a wave but a gale.

"And Fili understands what he never wanted to know. An icy blade is ripping through his heart, making him cry out when his eyes start to burn. This isn't right. It isn't supposed to end like this." Bo5A one-shot, major spoilers for the end of The Hobbit!

Thorin Oakenshield never expected to find his One in a small, rowdy inn in the Shire on a cold and rainy night. Soulmate/Ones Oneshot inspired by Ed Sheeran's beautiful song, "I See Fire"