Disclaimer: First Chapter
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"Naruto, my beautiful... please, will this be the day you allow me the honor of turning you into my wife."
Count Girlula, a vampire of a few centuries old, who would often sleep for decades at a time, was quite taken with Naruto. He was also good friends with Zel, who had taken Naruto along with a casket replacement job for the count. The man was rich beyond all belief, to the point that despite his castle being in prime condition, the only people who 'lived' there were the girls who worked for him.
Not that they lived.
They were all undead, or just plain dead in the case of some of the ghosts.
"No."
"Well, if not, I implore you... if not my wife, then allow me to grant you immortality. Become a vampiress, and work for me. You will be paid handsomely, and will be able to enjoy eternity in peace."
"An attractive offer... but no." Naruto deadpanned as she removed her hand from the count, who seemed slightly saddened. The man had been awake all year, and had been constantly visiting the Inn that Naruto stayed at. Waybee was sure enjoying the great tips the man gave her, and the owner was enjoying how much money the man spent with them on rare wines. The man was a big spender.
Naruto punched Zel without looking at him, the second that he sat down.
No hesitation.
"Ow... so Count, you've been for about a year now, you're not feeling sleepy yet?" Zel asked, and Naruto just stared at him. There was a subtle 'you better get him away from me' vibe to her look that scared Zel. Zel could tell that Naruto was close to the breaking point, since the count had been trying to seduce her for a full year now.
A full year.
Every day that Naruto was not taking a quest, it was nothing but the count coming onto her all night long. The vampire could not leave the Inn during the day, so the second the sun started to go down, the seduction attempts started. There were lavish gifts, promises of riches and luxury, but none of that stayed Naruto at all.
Girlula ignored Zel's question.
"Fish Semen Wine please." Naruto asked Waybee, who nodded her head.
She needed to get smashed, as in drunk, and the best way for a half-succubus to get drunk was off wine made with the semen of the males of the mermaid species. Process and turned into a fine wine, and then further infused with an actual wine to give it more of that wine taste. What was more, was the fact that when she drank it, Girlula didn't try and kiss her, so it was worth it to drink it, if only so that the count kept his face away from her.
Naruto did not hate the count.
She hated his constant attempts to seduce her, and whenever he was not trying some weird seduction, he wasn't a bad person to talk to.
"Naruto, my dear, dear, savior! Are you here this fine night!? I have an important job for you!"
Waybee came back with the wine, that Naruto uncorked and started to drink straight from the bottle when a rich older human man burst into the bar. He was the man who she took a beating for on that quest over a year ago, and sometimes he would come to personally ask her to be a body guard, or to babysit his grandson. The man spoiled his son with maids, and the man's own son had a large harem of girls from other species.
Why call it babysitting?
Because it felt like babysitting.
He sat down across from Girlula, who looked at the man with a raised eyebrow. Naruto was still drinking the wine, chugging it down, while Zel smartly scooted away from Naruto.
"... I feel like hanging out with the girls tonight... see you boys later." Naruto got up from the table with a half finished wine bottle in her hands, and wondered her way towards a table of succubus, who raised their hands to greet her. She went to the succubus table whenever she had enough of the boys she usually hung out and talked to, though the succubus were even hornier and more sexual than Zel himself.
"Oh yeah, she's bringing the good stuff! Waybee, cutie, bring us more!"
"It's time to get drunk!"
"Whoooooo." Naruto raised a her wine bottle in the air. "Time to bust out the Elvin Wine too." Naruto could barely hold her booze, so it was REALLY time to get drunk. Hanging with the succubus was always a good time, but only when she was drunk off her ass.
-The Next Morning-
"Ow..."
"Hangover." Waybee sighed as she laid naked next to Naruto, in her own room. Naruto was laying naked on her stomach, with her face in the pillows. The two of them were naked together, because at some point Naruto had managed to get her to drink with them, and she got tipsy enough to agree to sex. She was lucky that she had a day off today, and that she wasn't hung over like Naruto was.
She placed her hand on the back of Naruto's leg.
"I'm fine... not going to throw up... Waybee... I need a shower... and... what the shit Waybee?" Naruto peeked out from the pillow, and saw a strap on that one of them had used the previous night, and since she did not recognize it, she would guess it belonged to the wasp girl who she slept with.
It was somewhat shaped like an ovapositor, not quite a dick, and was leaking goo from the end of it, since it was attached to a pump. The goo was a blue color, and it smelled like fruit, so it was some kind of edible goo.
"... It's not mine."
"Bullshit, look at the size of it Waybee, this thing would split a girl in half... ow." Naruto started to yell, but quickly went quite and curled up. She got off the bed with a slight wobble to her legs, and moved towards the shower. Waybee covered her face in embarassment, and she looked at her own toy.
"... You enjoyed it last night... and I'm a size queen." Waybee curled up and touched the blue that was leaking from her private parts, and she licked the delicious sugar and fruit flavor. She liked to be penetrated by big things, and she liked to penetrate her lovers with big things. She also thought ovipositors were hot, so of course she would buy herself a strap on that was shaped like a big one, and naturally she got the ones that had a pump. "... It makes eating girls out pleasant after." She justified her choice to herself.
She liked to eat her lovers out after she squirted inside of them, so that she could get that nice flavor.
-Later that Day-
"Going out already?"
"Might as well see what the old man wants, since he pays well." Naruto waved to Zel as she passed by him in the pubbe. She was saving up for a house, so she needed to take those higher paying jobs, and if she wanted to start her own business, then she really needed to get that initial start up fund. She needed to leave quickly before the count woke up.
"I'll let Girlula know you're taking a super long quest."
"Thanks." Naruto was thankful for the lie at least. "If my parents show up before I'm back, just tell my Dad... whatever you want."
-3 Days Later-
"... Oh fuck... his parents were a Succubus Queen and a High Elf..." Zel waved to Naruto's parents as they left the pubbe, unsure of how to take the fact that his mix-breed friend was more than just a half-elf or half-succubus. She was half Succubus Queen and half High Elf, which meant she was a mix of 2 of the highest levels of the two species. It explained why people who had status were so attracted to her.
They could feel the high breed that radiated off of her, since she was a very rare breed, perhaps one of a kind. High Elves did NOT breed with other species but elves out of spite, and Succubus Queens would fuck anything, but typically only married Incubus Lords in the end to have children with.
A Succubus Queen settling down and having a child with a High Elf was an insane thought.
"... I had sex with her..." Waybee blushed as she looked at Naruto's parents.
Holy shit, she managed to have sex with something SUPER RARE, and by all standards not plausible. She wondered why Naruto never told them about the nature of what her parents were, or the simple fact that she was practically a princess via the royal nature of her blood.
"You guys didn't know... kind of funny."
"You pervs knew!?" Waybee shouted in shock.
"Uh... DUH, we get drunk with Naruto all the time." The succubus table smirked, since they had known the entire time. It was easy for them to tell. "Also, you can tell by taste... she's got that high class-" The succubus stopped talking when Naruto walked in with a small crate full of wine bottles.
"The rich ass gave me this with my payment... turns out the quest was posing for some paintings." Naruto had over 20 bottles of fine wine. "... anyone want some free wine... this stuff is too... low quality." Naruto had more expensive tastes for wine. She only drank Succubus wines and Elven wines when it came to wine, since succubus based wines fulfilled her physical needs, and Elven wines were the most expensive wines on the market... and she got them for free.
She also drank firetoad wine, but super rarely.
That stuff got her hammered, stupid levels of drunk, and she would black out every time she drank it. It also burned her throat, though Gamakiri loved to drink it, but since it was made for large bodies toad species, it made sense for why it was so strong.
"Count Girlula left."
"... Time to party." Naruto stated with a glint of happiness in her eyes.
She hoped to never see the perverted count ever again.
Chapter End!
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