Yassen arrives at the hotel room only to find his target dead and Alex Rider standing above with a smoking gun.

Yassen just spectacularly ruined Alex's day. Then Alex finds out where he keeps his yacht and helicopters. Alex is delighted- he's going to have an absolute blast of a time.

Ian takes baby Alex in for a day at the office. All the babysitters in London were horribly busy.

Look, Tom might not be a trained spy, but there was no way those boxes contained pizza. For Spyfest Week 1: Characters meet in an unlikely place

Ian has a cat that he accidentally leaves in the room with Alex. He comes back to find the pair of them snuggling away in the crib when he gets back.

One of the Alex Rider villains suddenly drops dead of a heart attack. Not a single person believes that Alex had nothing to do with it. :(((

It's a wonderful day, and Alex Rider is a terrible goose. In which Brendan attempts to buy Alex Rider, but ends up buying a goose instead.

Alex Rider dies and makes a deal to go back and fix everything with a suspicious figure...surprise! It works. Now he is back four years before the day his uncle dies. Can he train and pass as his age without raising suspicion? Good thing keeping up a front is what he was trained for... Note: Rating may increase. Updates are aimed at once a month, and never more than two apart.

Alex returns to his uncle's grave three years after his death.

Those sugar-free Haribo gummies are great, what is everyone talking about? John Crawley is sick of people getting greedy with his candy bowl. They would have been fine if they had stuck to three gummies.

In one world, Cossack heard about Albert Bridge and looked the other way. In another, John Rider found a stray assassin on his doorstep. An AU told in snapshots for the Alex Rider Big Bang. Updates irregularly as real life allows.

Alex isn't doing so well after Jack's death. It's hard for him to adjust to the fact that his beloved older sister figure is dead. He decides to do something in her honor. Written for SpyFest 2022 Week 4. Prompt: The new normal. Set post Scorpia Rising.

Alex has been told his paternal grandparents are still alive. His hopes for what he might find are dashed. There's a reason Ian never brought them up, after all. Written for SpyFest 2022 Week 3. Prompt: had been a mistake. Filled with: Tracking down his grandparents had been a mistake. Inspired by mediaboy's Family Dinner. Warnings for homophobic language, alcohol, classism.

Smithers needs a new buddy to help him with his mission: maintaining the server at the kid's gaming center he volunteers at. Enter Alex Rider, his teen coworker that just happens to love gaming. A surprisingly wholesome fic with our two favorite computer nerds from Alex Rider bonding. Written for SpyFest 2022 Gift Exchange for Guelphbeegirl.

Alex decides to try his plan to get certain people to quit watching his every move. It does not work out as planned. Written for SpyFest 2022 Week 2. Prompt: Close observation.

Alex's love of snakes causes a diverging path in his possible futures. Told from Nile's perspective. Written for SpyFest 2022 Week 1. Prompt: Characters meet in an unlikely place.

Alex Rider's shrink got eaten by a fucking dinosaur. That about sums up his life right there.

K-unit finds Alex on surveillance tapes after years of thinking he was dead. They launch a rescue mission but when they find him they worry he might just shatter. It will be a long road to recovery if it isn't too late.

Flowers start growing everywhere around Alex after he gets blasted by some sort of laser. It was all going okay until he made a plant that only flowers every fifty years flower early.

Walker is given a deadline. Either Alex Rider is SCORPIA or dead or Walker is. This is going to be a shitshow, he just knows it. Walker's Web Part 12. Last installment.

Alex Rider knows it's time for his usual post-mission interrogation. Walker's chosen hiding place is the bloody closet. Walker's Web Part 11.

Even MI6 gets suspicious eventually. Alex Rider suddenly having a mysterious benefactor buying him nice things is going to be...fun to investigate. Walker's Web Part 10.

Walker is starting to wonder if Alex is ever going to kick him out. It's been nearly two months and, while it is convenient to Walker's mission to convince him to switch back to SCORPIA, Walker is getting concerned. Walker's Web Part 9.

Some rules are meant to be followed. Others were made to be broken. John decided the rule of not writing about his ordeals was one of the latter. Years later, Alex finds a notebook in the attic and decides he needs to know what it means. His decision changes a lot.

Alex Rider is starting to wonder if anyone's actually going to come for Walker. He's not going to push it, though. Alex knows what it's like to be abandoned and sometimes it's hard to accept. Walker's Web Part 8.