Prestige goes to Kakashi's head, and he takes it upon himself to rework the whole 'Neo-Sannin' thing his former students have going on. Namely which of the original Sannin each of them take after. As a result, Jiraiya will be getting a very unexpected successor... Pervy!Sasuke. Crackfic. Will be updated irregularly.

En el camino de su vida siempre hubo cosas de las cuales hubiese dado su brazo izquierdo por impedirlos, pero, definitivamente de lo que nunca se arrepentiría sería de lo que en esta ocasión acababa de sumergirlo en un impredecible abismo; pues, en aquel par de ojos verdes y presencia silenciosa, ambos se sumergían en una palabra en común: Jamás.

Hyuuga Hinata learns what it means to be captured by Uchiha Sasuke. AU

Ele sentia o corpo. E isso o viciava. E não importava o quão doloroso fosse para ela, ele iria satisfazer apenas os desejos dele.

Ela não entende o seu humor como eu entendo. Ela não conhece a sua história como eu conheço. O que você ainda faz com uma garota dessas? Você não vê, o que você procura sempre esteve aqui ao seu lado esse tempo todo? O seu lugar sempre foi comigo. Como você não pode saber Sasuke Uchiha, que você pertence a mim. [SASUSAKU] [concluída]

When one of those geezers first slammed her head into his crotch, she sunk her teeth so far through his wrinkly purple mass that his blood curdling scream could've been heard miles away. Danzo Regime AU [edited]

An AU where Naruto confesses his love to Hinata immediatly after the war

Una fotografía era el único recuerdo que tenía de ella... ¿Pero se quedaría tan solo como eso? o ¿el destino permitirá a Sasuke que la vuelva a ver?

Just the story of a lonely boy who crosses paths with someone that will change his life for the better.

[One Shot] "Sasuke frunció el seño al ver ése par donas rellena de chocolate."

The Great Assassin Hyuga Neji was dragged out his cell by his hair, had his wrists broken by that stupid Duck Butt Uchiha guard, and kicked in the face just to be told that he was to compete to become the King's champion and guard the princess. Now why would he bother to deal with such nonsense? Well for his freedom of course! PREQUEL to In Between

"Uchiha Sasuke adalah pengecualian."

Part 3 of the Criminals 'verse. Obito crosses his arms over his chest, giving Madara a disbelieving and slightly horrified look. "Uncle, you are the Police Commissioner. You cannot make the District Attorney your booty call," he growls.

Inspired by ssilcatt's fanart on Tumblr. AU and oneshot. A rainy night of which the Uchihas decided to go out for dinner.

Menma Uzumaki est fils unique de Minato Namizake. Cependant, ils sont en perpétuel conflit, ce qui n'enchante ni l'un ni l'autre. Menma ne fait que provoquer son père pour qu'il le remarque encore et encore, mais Minato ne comprend pas ce que son fils ressent. /Naruto/ Menma x ?

Kita masih jatuh kepada hal yang sama. /ToneriSakura/ Crack Pair!/ Complete

Semua orang memiliki keinginan terpendamnya masing-msing, begitu juga dengan Hinata. Berawal dari pertemuannya dengan seorang pria misterius yang telah menyelamatkan nyawanya, membuatnya semakin percaya bahwa apa yang diinginkannya tak salah. Ia hanyalah seorang gadis yang sedang jatuh cinta. Atau begitu yang dipikirnya. Tapi, benarkah ia telah memilih pria yang tepat?/Mind RnR?

When the war is done and peace has finally arrived, the Akatsuki come back, not only have they regrouped but they've brought back new members with them. But what if some of the members want out? What if some want to start over completely? What if the new members can't actually speak Japanese? What will happen to the Akatsuki then? Apologies now for bad translations...REVIEW PLEASE

Bagi seorang Uzumaki Naruto yang baru ditinggal mati oleh ibunya, mengetahui jika ia adalah anak dari Raja Kerajaan besar seperti Konohagakure adalah sesuatu diluar pikirannya. Terlebih memiliki seorang kakak perempuan dan harus meninggalkan teman semasa kecilnya. / AU!ModernKingdom / NaruFem!Sasu; ItaFem!Kyuu

Itachi and Izuna commiserate in the afterlife. It does not go well for Izuna... Will possibly be a two-shot. Crackfic.

Himawari lelah dengan semua kenakalan sang kakak. Boruto yang suka mengambil ramuan berbahaya Sensei mereka, dan melakukan eksperimen aneh. Siapa yang tahu kalau kali ini ramuan yang di ambil kakaknya akan membuat perubahan besar di keluarganya/"Oh iya Tousan, Kaasan, aku lupa mengingatkan. Minuman berwarna biru yang ada di meja sana jangan di minum ya./"Uwaa! Apa yang terjadi!"/

Naruto terserang flu, tapi bukan flu biasa.. flu yang membawanya pada hari yang benar-benar sial! seperti apa kesialan nya? mari langsung dibaca saja!

Through a series of events that can easily be traced back to a certain Naruto Uzumaki, Kakashi finds himself in a place similar to the past, a time when Minato is alive. Like any [in]sane shinobi, Kakashi decides to create chaos. The first step in doing that? Becoming a missing-nin. Duh. What else were you thinking? (Time/Dimensional Travel. Crackish.)

Tragedy strikes in Konoha leaving a certain kunoichi in shambles. Two years later the same corrupt force is now coming for her. Naruto, taking desperate measures, drags Gaara into the mix with the faith that he can restore and protect her. That he can save her. Well, will he? Or is she too broken, beyond even his reach? The answers lay within...

Ser la nena consentida de papá tiene sus ventajas, siempre obtengo lo que quiero y cuando quiero. Nadie puede decirle que "no" a la hija de Baphomet, amo y señor de todo lo que la maldad representa.