Crack-fic. This is a humorous piece. The Akatsuki members are ooc and over the top to add to the humor and pandemonium. It's just a series of crazy or "cray" drabbles about the Akatsuki. Enjoy!

Orochimaru is a tutor and a storm rolls in after school hours. What happens when Orochimaru sees something he shouldn't have?

AU. SasuNaruSasu. They meet, and instantly regret it. It’s the beginning of a confusing year for the both of them... overflowing with confrontations, feelings and trials. A life of basketball and questions. Who will bounce the other back on track first?

Orochimaru's daughter falls for Itachi Uchiha, what will Orochimaru think of this? ItachixRandomOC Lemons!

Orochimaru loves to go for motorcycle rides. OrochimaruxOC lemons!

Orochimaru is paralyzed from a mission, in the hospital, he is assigned an assistant to help him. OroKabu

A girl pleads for mercy when the Sannin is about to kill her, she says she will do anything to live. CITRUSY!

Orochimaru is looking for a lover, even if she is temporary. He looks through dozens of girls and picks out a few, then must narrow it down to one. LEMON!

Kabuto is in preschool and Orochimaru is his teacher. Orochimaru asks him about his parents, not knowing that they are dead, how will Kabuto react?

Kakashi le escribe una carta a Rin, contándole todo lo que la añora.

Kabuto decides to check in on the Sannin when he is sleeping, only to find him out and his sheets strewn about. He finds a few small pills in the room and decides to figure out what they are. OroKabu!

Orochimaru nearly hits a neko with his car, she is scared and tries to help him.

Konoha appears in Oto, Orochimaru grabs Kabuto and leaves, leaving their daughter to Konoha, knowing she will be safe and in good hands. What happens when Konoha finds out who her parents are?

A new girl threatens to push Kabuto down in Orochimaru's Ranks. Kabuto decides to visit the Sannin and see if there is anything he can do to be the favorite. OroKabu!

Kikyo has a bad dream and decides to sleep with Orochimaru. Things turn steamy and Kabuto shows up. OroOCKabu three-way.

Kabuto and Kikyo love each other, but she decides to confront Orochimaru about why he has been sending Kabuto on more missions lately. OroxOC

Kabuto goes to bed, but he isn't tired. He decides to try out his new Orochimaru-sized toy.

En momentos de ocio. A escribir un Drabble de cien palabras exactas. Lo digo por mi. Los pensamientos de Sasuke al ser perseguido por sus locas fans.

Orochimaru calls Kikyo in. They decide to have a little fun in the dark. OroxOC lemon

Orochimaru transforms into a snake for his girlfriend.

Orochimaru's girlfriend tries to convince him to try smoking with her. What will happen?

Orochimaru needs a tutor to learn about the reproductive systems. He is shocked to learn that he was assigned a female tutor, little does she know that he is a hands-on learner. OroxOC

Kikyo becomes Orochimaru's sex toy, but first, Kabuto must teach her how to please their Master. OroKabu and OroOC

Orochimaru tells Kabuto to entertain him. KabutoxKabuto followed by KabutoxOrochimaruxKabuto!

Kabuto sees Orochimaru and another medic and gets jealous, will he stand his ground and claim the Sannin as his own?