Basically, this is just a collection of whatever CRACK pops into my head. Stories are about all characters, and range from drabbles to more developed plot lines. Language warning. I'LL TAKE YOUR REQUESTES! Updated upon inspiration.

ella sabia que era adoptada, ella lo aceptaba pero que pasa si un día tus verdaderos padres te quieren devuelta y tu tendrás que convivir con un hermano egocéntrico y otro perfecto? rodeado de chicos ricos y malcriados,entren, lean y dejen un review!

Sasuke learns something that sakura does that make's him realise her pain...SasuSaku

- ¿y porque me la has regalado?- La chica lo miro enfadada- Oh! Sasuke Uchiha! no me digas que te has olvidado de que día es hoy-/ Porque los aniversarios no son nada faciles y menos si se te olvidan. SasuSaku/ Two-shot/ Mis sumarys son una porqueria

“somebody!...please!” The screams echoed in her mind as tears gathered in her eyes, even as she refused to give in to them. Sasunaru from Sakura's pov. Dark fic. Warnings inside

Después de firmar su divorcio, Sasuke se dio cuenta de que Sakura estaba embarazada. Aunque ella se rehusaba a regresar a su vida, juro hacer lo que hiciera falta para recuperarla. La seducción había funcionado una vez... y haría que funcionara de nuevo.

title explains itself.

A story of an extraordinary shinobi who thrives to be powerful. Equipped with several special bloodlines and skills, he will walk the way of his life through many sufferings, adventure, love, friendship, betrayal, and danger. NOT COMPLETE.

Naruto, Sakura, Lee, and Shikamaru are assigned a mission to find Zetzu. But things turn for the worst when the accidentally discover a new village. What turns will the story take? Will everyone return? Read to find out...

Gracias a él, Sasuke salió de la oscuridad que era su vida. Siempre supo que sería Naruto quien le daría una nueva luz a todo. Yaoi. NarutoxSasuke. Lemon

Shikamaru a déménagé de chez ses parents et est maintenant en appartement avec Kiba. Il a décidé du même coup de commencer un journal intime pour parler de sa nouvelle vie. Venez lire ce qui se passe dans la tête de notre fainéant préféré.

Reiu is a coldhearted missing nin from Kiri, Ki is a happy-go-crazy missing nin from Kumo, what happens when they both joins Akatsuki? Why are they so alike? Deidara/Ki and Hidan/Reiu, pluss onesided Kisame/Ki. Rated T for swearing, and mentions of rape.

When Naruto grows increasingly stronger, he is perceived as a threat to the village and exiled. Reviewing the events up until that time in his life, he can't say that he's surprised. Mentions of SasuNaru. Two-Shot.

GaaxFemNaru AU story. Gaara and Naruko have been the best of friends since they were small, now that they are older they've realized they love each other but neither will admit it, fearing they will ruin their friendship. Will they final tell one another?

Ela o achava imbecil, ele a achava fútil. E ela precisava usá-lo para aprender algo que ele poderia ensiná-la. SuiKa Oneshot

Iruka buscando alguna respuesta de Kakashi ¿será lo que espera?. One-shot. warning:Yaoi

Hinata is your average university student.Trying to juggle her academic and social life,if it even exists, to survive in this modern world.She's decided to move out and start living on her own to experience new things. Why not come along for the ride? AU

Because of his actions during the Sasuke Retrieval Mission as well as the Chunnin Exams, Naruto has been forced to flee Konoha. Now he is free to live his life as he would like. How will it turn out?

Sakura meets Team Hebi aftering heading home from a long mission. Sasuke now wants her medic skills for his team. Whats a girl to do? Sakura now faces the fact of abondoning Konoha to be with her Ex crush . KARIN BASHING R&R ON HIATUS

When is it too late to save a friend? A short, quiet Naruto story where absolutely nothing happens.

Post time skip. Naruto returns with new abilities only to be thrust into a world of exams, war, and battle. Eventual NaruxIno. First few chapters suck, but give it a chance.

Tsunade had a secret. She had an informant inside Akatsuki. However, his time in Akatsuki had run out once he was discovered, so naturally she took him in, like their deal agreed. Whoever thought that he would fall for her apprentice? DeiSaku R&R

As the wrecked, back half of a ship flouted towards a planet of mysterious organs an A.I. was checking its systems. What planet is it. It is none other then Naruto's Earth. How will Master Chief coup with this outcome? Halo/Naruto Crossover. rated M

Sasuke selalu menolak pernyataan cinta dari para gadis. Naruto ingin tahu sebabnya. SAsuNaru. Shonen-ai. One-shot drabble.

dare naruto and friends !