-EDITED secuil- Bemain air dengan sang mobil memang seru! Tetapi, bagaimana kalau cara bermainnya harus se-sensual mungkin dan seseorang akan memelototimu dari kejauhan?

Uzumaki Naruto wants to be a god, Kyuubi, currently possessing Hinata's body, wants some decent sake. Join them, on their adventures, as they try to master everything this world has to offer! And find the worlds best sake! Anyone want to collab?

Okay, so, this is a filthy story. If that hadn't answered your question, yes it contains lemons, smut, sex, and cussing. I don't own Naruto and I know I took some characters out of character, but I don't care. Don't like, Don't read, hmm?

A festival in Konoha. Shino decides to look from afar, surveying his friends and their activities... Shika/Tema, Naru/Hina, Neji/Ten, Chou/Ino.

Sequel to 'I am not insane, I am loved'. Someone has to be blamed for Lee's 'rape'. The problem is, the man they want to blame has gone insane, so now two men believe in a redheaded demon. Mr. Umino is brought in to evaluate him, and gets his own problem.

naruto is feeling bad about himself and learns a new word yay naruto! naruhina

just so you know, Kankuro is my favourite character, Gaara's my 2nd and Temari's my 4th, i did it because no one does something stupid and funny about the Sand three, the guys are douche's so it's pretty funny coming from me, read, enjoy, rate, review!

Kiba loves Hinata, Hinata loves Kiba. Kiba is engaged to Ino, Hinata is engaged to Sasuke. Sasuke loves Hinata, Hinata sort of loves Sasuke. And Naruto is Sakura's sex buddy? Read on to find out what the hell is going on!

So, Itachi's gone from village prodigy, to the infamous clan murderer and member of Akatsuki--aka, the elite terrorist group. Life just goes downhill from there, Itachi-kun. -Cracky story; excessive swearing; definitely non-canon-

La belleza no siempre es tu mejor aliada... KisamexItachi

This is my sequel to 'This is how friendship is born'. Gaara and Lee meet again in the chuunin exams, and Gaara can not forget about their one time of fun as children... -alternate ending to the chuunin exams.

It's a collage of 6 haiku written out as a story. SasuHina. R&R!

It was ok if they didn’t have a family. She’d be their family. They were her boys, and they were her family too.

Gaara has difficulties with both accepting and believing in love. He is sure that if he lets his heart go, he will be betrayed. Can Sakura's love save him, or has she already lost him? In any case, she tells him no matter what that she belongs to him.

Within the Forbidden Scroll rests a terrible entity. What happens when Naruto unleashes it upon the world?

Sasuke Uchiha is the prince of Konoha kingdom, but turned into a beast. Naruto Uzumaki is Konoha kingdom's blonde beauty. Will the beauty and the beast fall in love? Rated T because of language and well, because its my story and I can put whatever. HIATUS

Sasuke's gay and Ino's a tomboy. But would they give it up when they find out that Ino's pregnant? Read to find out.

Summary: Sasuke left Naruto behind him. What he couldn’t leave behind was his love for him. NaruSasu Day fiction.

Hinata sees an intimate moment between Ayame and Naruto! Could this be the beginning of the end for Hinata and Naruto? Plus, why is Lord Hyuuga spying on Naruto? Chapter nine is here! Yay! Please R&R."

Hinata always watched Naruto, but now the tables have turned, and Naruto's not sure how to tell her his feelings have changed. Oneshot, mushy, sloppy. Please, R&R, kthnx

Sakumo decided he'd reached his limit the day he tried to kill himself, but Kakashi broke those limits to save him.An alternate timeline story set Pre-Naruto. One-shot? Tell me if you want me to continue it.

Kisame's dead and he didn't even get to bring Samehada. Well that sucks. Luckily he gets to reunite with his old partner whom we all adore. Spoilers for latest manga. Rated for slight language and a short nongraphic descrption of decapitation.

AU.SasuNaru Our favorite blonde gets transferred to a new school and is already digging himself a deeper hole. How was he supposed to know the kid was blind! Now he feels guilty and wants to make a truce, what next?

Cause I'm feeling nervous Tryin' to be so perfect 'Cause I know you're worth it, you're worth it Yeah... Song Fic. OneShot. DeidaraXOC.

Naruto had never been very lucky. Not surprising then, when he gets stranded on a deserted island with the infamous Uchiha bastard...SasuNaru.