A series of one shot that take a dark look at ideas that I find in fanfiction. My own ideas on how these should go. Dark Naruto Yondaime Bashing.

Tenten denies it, but I think he's just a bit too sexy.

Shino ponders on the lovely girl that been before him whole time, but his bugs take actions.

After training hard, a few precious moments, and some harmless teasing, feeling are finally expressed.

naruto is a boy who suffers from unfaverable bad luck and depression :o but what happens when he falls for a guy that seems to have all the luck in the world.[[high school fic, sasunaru, YAOI]] RATED M FOR LANGUAGE,FUTURE LEMONS, AND MILD DRUG USE

Naruto, in the process of training with his only friend, Yoruichi, dies in a freak accident. Instead of sitting by and watching it happen, Yoruichi transforms into her human form and pushes for Naruto to become a Shinigami. NaruxYoru IDEA IN THOUGHT

Yaoi Sasunaru, rated for sex. Sasuke gives Naruto his birthday present. Sex, anal, oral, everything you could possibly think of except mpreg.

Do YOU know what time it is? [The most pointless ONESHOT known to man]

So long had Men lived in a world of Light, they had lost sight of what they were meant to protect. But so blinded were they by the Light, that they did not even realize it when the true Darkness began to descend all around them. NaruHina

What makes me like you? What makes me be jealous of you? Me, of all people jelaous of him.

Sakura gets interview'd. Best summary award, Here I come! T for language.

Are you satisfied now, he asked, his voice barely Audioable.

He sits there sad and alone. This is a Garra oneshot. It's kind of sad. I wrote this poem a long time ago but I decided to turn it into a oneshot so flame review it doesn't matter to me. :D

Sasuke and Naruto go around Kohona looking for somebody to join in their fun. They find quite a few people that they would like to play with that are already taken. They finally realize the most obvious choice. Yaoi. It is NOT Sakura!

Kaniba What happens when Kankuro is back early from a mission? M for mature subject matter and language. Reader discretion is advised.

The task given to every Shinobi of Konoha is to inherit and pass on the Will of Fire. It’s the same for the generation of the Rookie 9 and Team Gai. Each one of them will leave behind a piece of Konoha’s future. Many, many pairings.

Another year has past and Shikamaru goes to his usual spot to remember an old friend. [ShikaIno] Please read and review.

This is the story of the one who mastered the sharingan at only an hour old, who became ANBU at age 10, and hosts the dark NineTails, and who became Akatsuki at age 12. he is Hauko Uchiha

Temari received a note that leads her to an interesting afternoon. [ShikaTema] Please read and review.

Sakura decides that Sasuke should do his own laundry, but the Uchiha doesn't seem to agree. [SasuSaku]

Between the Akatsuki leader and his partner, words are unnecessary. Reassurance and respect come in more subtle ways. Slight PeinKonan.

Little fanfic I did to pass the time in the early hours of the morning, so it's kinda rubbish. My views on what things Naruto and the crew would never be caught saying. Rated for language.

Naruto tries to save Sasuke from the evil hands. But what if she meets an unhappy soul on her journey? New love is found between the two... Will Naruto betray Sasuke or her own heart?FemNarutoGaara[ON HOLD]

Neji añade un nuevo secreto a la habitacion de Hinata. Oneshot que se empalaga a sí mismo.

A young woman is transported to the Narutoverse, specifically SOUND. When the time comes will she choose to stay in the world of Naruto? And will she fight for good or evil? And who will she choose: Sasuke or Kabuto? Please read! SasukexOCxKabuto