Me and my friend made this for fun, but it turned out reaaal funny, so we decided to post it here, and make more chappies! warnings: contains slight yaoi, and very bad spelling.

the story is about a boy named metron teken lavario...an ordinary kid whos life changes when a mysterios plane crashes into him now,17 he is a skilled warrior who has one goal...to become sword master

DRABBLE This is about Hinata's undying love for Naruto and his blind spot for her, but also Hinata's blind spot to Kiba. First fic! Status pending: for now it's complete, but I can change that

Continues my stroy. The lighting village has some connections with mistku and Naruto....How are Naruto and mistku connected? READ AND REVIEW to find out. You wont be disapointed!

When Naruto and the kunoichis of Konoha recieve an assassination mission, they are filled with suprise. But slowly...they begin to realize that maybe they do have what it takes...

OneShot! Bring in the angst! Naruto's being abused and it's up to a certain someone to save him from his demise. Yaoi.

Sasuke is thinking of how he could say to Naruto how he feels... well... more what are the thoughts he's having about him... Pointless oneshot SasuNaru

Sasuke finally comes to get his revenge on Itachi, as he barges through the Akatsuki complex, their are two people plotting to stay alive after his brutal attack. M for language. oneshot!

Ahh... Naruto, you're so dull, did you know that? Won't you ever learn some things? At least you aren't as stupid as some of Sasuke's rabid fangirls! [Oneshot, Yaoi, Drabbleish, SasuNaru]

Welcome to ask Kakashi Sensei, Please send your questions in the review!

Gaara is having an immense craving for Double Bubble gum. Problem is all the stores are out, and Naruto bought the last pack. Will Gaara double his pleasure or will Naruto burst his bubble? Gaara x Naruto

A ShikaTema love story

la team 7 se retrouve en mission de se rendre au village fantôme 'takanashi' le village de kasumi hime, INSPIRER DE LA VILLE DE SILENT HILL POUR COEUR SENSIBLE! lol j'espère que vous allez aimez AVEC HUMOUR! :D

Ela queria entendê-lo. Queria compreender as suas tolices. Pois suas tolices, a cativavam... InoxShikamaru Oneshot sem sentido. Summary com menos sentido ainda... u.u

Neji wonders where Tenten secretly disappears off to after their training and decides to follow her one day. NejiTen Fluff Oneshot

It's Kakashi's 26th birthday, and everyone in Konoha forgets...except for Iruka, who gives him a special present that Kakashi will never forget. Kakashi suddenly feels different about Iruka...

An angel of light must escape a war between her kind and the demons. She finds her way down to Konoha and befriends team 7. A demon is out to get her though. What happens when she falls in love on Earth, will fate let her stay for him? [SasukeXOC]

Hinata sits up on a hill, thinking about love, when who should arrive but the very boy she was dreaming about? NarutoxHinata

Sakura is missing Sasuke, but when will she find that there's somebody else she cares about? Minor SakuraxLee

My first poem fic.

[ItaSasu] Itachi thought the turning point for his weak brother had come when he had slain their clan, but obviously it wasn't enough. He has to give Sasuke even stronger mental scars. Uchihacest. Yaoi, incest, lemon, rape.

A mysterious disease is quietly claiming lives across the country. When Neji falls ill, it's up to a disillusioned doctor and a disgraced genetecist to find a cure. Complete AU. [ItaNeji] [OroSasu] [Many other pairings]

My first fanfic. Naruto and Sasuke are roomies and they throw a party for Naruto becoming a chunin. But, will there be something more than karaoke? NaruHina, SasuSaku, ChouIno, ShikaTema, NejiTen. I stink at summaries...... !R&R!

An action adventure romance drama humor rewrite of the Naruto series. Warnings: AU, YAOI and HET, OOC, MPREG, Bloodline limits, mixed lineage, super powerful Rookies and the Author’s Stupidity. HAITUS

Short bits of time add up to a big bunch of confusion and trouble for Naruto and Sakura. NaruSaku based after events in my other NaruSaku fic, Morning, Noon, and Night