Do Not Enter If You Value Your Sanity. Of course you would be boring if you valued sanity, so come right in. I got some stupid questions on a book I'm supposed to be reading for school. I used the Hetalia characters to make the answers utter nonsense. They are a gold mine for those who know the value of nonsense, so, please, come in. NONSENSE CRACK!FIC CRACK CRACK CRACK!

[Kagerou Project AU] Kiku Honda, an 18-year-old HikiNEET has been a shut-in for 2 years. Sey, a cyber girl who had been pestering with him for the past year, made him accidentally spill soda all over his keyboard. As a result, he was going to step out of his room for the first time in two years.

Recueil d'OS - Arthur détestait Paris. Oh oui, Arthur haïssait cette ridicule atmosphère de romantisme qui flottait partout dans les airs, imprégnant ainsi délicatement la capitale d'un parfum enivrant de fleur qui se fane peu à peu.

A terrible disease took over earth, forcing the surviving nations to flee the planet . As the search for a new home begins, they will have to readapt to an environnement now hostile to them, and solidarity will become more important than ever. All seems well until the day they no longer manage to contact the French Star Cruiser who was about to do the discovery of the century...

2p Canada and 2p France/Fem! 2p France/Mother's Day/2p Face Family/Summary: Mom's have done so much for us. Taking us to school, cooking with us, giving us clothes and whatnot. On this special day, Mother's Day, we like to give things back to her to show we care. On this special day, Mother's Day, we want to recount the memories we shared.

When some nations are stuck on an island, what do they do? Play truth or dare, of course! Rated T for inappropriate content and langage. Co-written with Flying Mint Bunnies 123.

Mother's day oneshot! Canada and America plan a surprise for England.

Italy sprains his ankle during training and Germany has to carry him back to base. Fluffy little GerIta drabble.

Having a Boyfriend burning is supposed to help heal and bring friends closer together. Eating unhealthy foods should make them happy. But lastly, hanging out with their best friends should make them happier. What if they didn't expect to go to sleep in their tent and wake up to be in a whole other universe to find out they play a bigger role then they could possibly imagine? Yeah..

Lovino makes a promise to Antonio one night knowing he would break it. He hates himself and would do anything to be like his brother. Little does he know someone already thinks he's perfect. How far is he willing to go? And can Antonio save him? Spamano, self-harm, eating disorders, boyxboy. I write stories not summaries, the story is better I promise!

Francis has a crush on Arthur. Arthur's house breaks down and he has to live with Francis. What will Francis do? (Yes, the summaries suck) rated k for mild language

China remembers the good, the bad, and the worst times he's had as a country. Rated K for some words.

Emil Steilsson knows it's useless to question why a freak accident lands him in Norway with an aunt and uncle he's never heard of, and a mysterious young man with answers to his impossible questions. What he wants to know is why he can burn with a single touch . . . and why it puts him in such grave danger. Cover art by nativekawaiians.

Hetaoni fanfiction. The brotherly bond between Canada(Matthew) and America(Alfred) is finally expressed due to a very unfortunate event. **ONESHOT**

A story of honor and love told through the eyes of a motley family: Yao, Kiku, Mei, and others that tells of the wartime struggle and how sacrifices must be made, even if it may cost a life. Human AU, pairing soon to be told.

Maybe it was that twin thing again, forcing Matthew to understand even without words that the brother he'd been longing to see again was forever out of his reach.

Who will tell 14 yr old HRE/Germany the bad news? Will he even be told? Just how far will he go to avoid losing everything? Will he survive Russia's ruthless torment? Will Netherlands and Iceland die hating each other? Will Romano ever stop picking on Japan? Will Norway ever save Prussia? Will Netherlands get his revenge? Will 'Crash & Burn' crumble without a leader?

Canada gets his revenge on America. But there are some problems. Can Canada fix them before things go from bad to worse? Well, you guys wanted Prussia x Canada, France x England, and Russia x America (PruCan, FrUk, RusAme), so here it is! It is kinda hard to describe this story, so sorry for the horrible summary. Read and Review!

They say that every betrayal begins with a smile. They say that no death is ever an accident. They say that love can be found on the other side of the Himalayas or under your boot (but you never exactly know where). They are whispering of a boy in despair and a girl who disappeared from his heart.

Another short story with America. Nothing much, just messing around and trying to get my brain working.

Alfred Jones, CEO of a multi-billion dollar enterprise and native New Yorker, finds himself sharing a fare with a gentleman member of the curiously word-of-mouth, Club Avalon. Per his British gentleman fare, it will be the first and last of their encounters...but the young Mr. Jones isn't quite so ready to surrender unknown possibilities.

I got bored, and couldn't find many Hetalia fics that entertained me, so why not write my own? Hehe, this is just something I came up with as I went. I won't be continuing, but I hope you enjoy! /I tried to write romantic shizzle. I'm sorry if I failed, I have no experience with it. ;w;

Matthew is a boy with selective muteness. People usually don't notice him. But one day, Gilbert Beilschmidt does. Going through the troubles of life, can Gilbert get Matthew to speak to him? PruCan/AU/Rated T for Swearing. rewrite 0/?

It's just a regular day. That is, if you consider running around the famous Super Wal-Mart regular. Matthew and Alfred both seem to.

Don't we all just love to whisper to our phones and scream at mirrors? [crap ending]