I was in my car and my brother asked about Prussia. Which turned into a weird crack fic. lol! Im new to this so this is just to take up space on my acount. its really funny tho. :D enjoy.

Aquela era a verdadeira felicidade. Não precisava de vários amantes ou de casos de uma noite para se sentir satisfeito e feliz. Tudo o que precisava estava ali, deitado com ele – o essencial para sua pessoa. - Franada

Country spies except they aren't countries . Suck at summaries. Just read it!

Ladonia is accepting letters now! But be careful, or he might declare war on you!

ONESHOT! Sometimes Spain wondered how he ended up with the worlds most stubborn henchman... Romano gets sick working in Spains cafe and ends up in hospital. Other characters appear for drinks and laughs. T for Romano's potty mouth!

Lovino has a normal life with his brother, Feliciano. He also meets a certain someone who is going to change his life forever. Yaoi, and character death in later chapters.

There were moments when Italy felt sick: he felt a kind of nausea at the mouth of his stomach, a little stomachache, a tenuous and never-ending headache. He noticed that something bad was happening to his country, to his people.

Qué bellos tiempos aquellos en que vislumbraba azul por doquier y tenía el olor a mar impregnado en la piel. Qué magnifico era saberse el rey del mundo.

How Denmark's obsession over Norway progressed and affected Norway from Norway's POV.

Hungary is finally sick of all the UST among nations and decides to help them. Somewhere along the road, Prussia is roped in. Need a hand with that man you've been lusting after ever since forever? Big Sister is here to help you. NOT PruHun/

Portugal loves to hang out with the axis and the allied forces. What happens when she gets a little angry when France and Britain start to fight? Well, she pulls out her sword and aims for France I'll tell you that. Read to find out more!

When England's magic and America's love-sickness collide, they end up summoning someone from their past. Not only does he bring trouble, but becomes an overall obstacle for America's chance at a romantic relationship with England. How can he possibly expect to win in a competition for England's affection if he's competing against his younger self? USUK, no shouta

Ludwig is a bodyguard. When his brother lands him a cushy job in the mafia, he's appalled. Looking after some playboy mafioso heir is not his idea of fun. He wants out. But the longer he's in The Family, the less he wants to want out. Full summary inside.

A world without color is just a blank canvas. My world is exactly like that. I need to find the colors of my world before dying. Lame summary is lame, Better story inside! OCs are needed!

He could complain about Italy all he liked, but the truth remained that Italy was one of the few spots of sunshine in his gray routine life.

Germany is at his desk working when the phone rings and who else can it be but Italy! Italy is crying on the phone because he is all out of pasta and turns to Germany for help-first summary ever so ya a lil fail. story gets better in later chapters

Partly based off of the music video and song, but some is all me. Matthew William Kirkland's life has been nothing but pain...everything is just seeming to fall apart and he can't stop it...

Feliciano seeks the help of the Hetalia Matchmaker Association. This Association consists of Elizaveta, Bella, Kiku, and Francis. Plus some outside help of course! Will their plan to get fiery Italian Lovino and carefree Spaniard Antonio together work?

Germany finds himself in a time loop where he is forced to watch Italy die over and over again. Full summary inside. GerIta. Sequel to When I'm Gone.

A yuri!PruCan inspired by pickuplinesgalore. com! T for Totally awesome

A Gakuen AU told in Gilbert's POV about how they fell in love. Story sucks. Summary sucks. I wasted a lot of time doing this thing.

At times like these, we can only hope to stop before 1000. Frain

- Si necesitas un agujero húmedo, dulce y tierno donde puedas pasar la lengua o meter el dedo, lo que necesitas es… - hace una pausa para relamerse los labios.

Prologue to "Olives and Detergent and Cat". Kiku and Herakles share an early morning sakura viewing, and their first moment of sweetness is shared.

Italy loved watching Germany sleep. But what happens when he adds a confession to this nightly ritual?