Okay, so, an Englishman, a Japanese, a Prussian, a Russian, and an Italian all walk into an elevator…

Prussia thinks Austria is a weak, prissy, totally unawesome aristocrat who deserves to have his vital regions pillaged. But when circumstances bring the two under the same roof, Prussia starts to think that maybe he'd been wrong. PrusAus.

AU. Canada is a new student at the "School For the Talented." There, he meets all sorts of interesting people, and even finds himself becoming attatched to by some; maybe even obsessed? Multiple Pairings!

Amanda Jones is the captain of a noutorious pirate ship,known particuarly for their kidnapping skills.What happenes when her first mate is killed and she has fallen in love with the woman she is to brutally train?FAIL SUMMERY.READPLZ.O.O

Based on the song, TexasOCxFloridaOC. Warning: Shoujo-Ai. Just a short one-shot involving my Texas OC. R&R

A series of oneshots from my new doujinshi, Neurogenics. M for possible later oneshots.

You know when there is something wrong in London when there sunshine across the sky.

matthew and Gilbert are watching Timmothy *ludwig and feliciano's 3 year old* but before you know it disater stikes, how will everyone cope with deaths and almost deaths? *pairings* Can/Pru Germ/N.Ita Spain/S.Ita

After a high school reunion of sorts, Wang Chun-Yan's relationship with an old flame takes a few steps further than it should. Rochu. Side pairings inside. Some characters genderbent. AU. Rated M because I'm paranoid.

Mais uma USUK.

Lukas, un garçon qui avait toujours faim, va quitter le lieu où il vit habituallement. La raison: La mort de sa mère.

Iván sonrió antes de tomar las piernas y abrirlas hasta donde podía, acerco dos de sus dedos al rostro de Mattew.—Lámelos. —/ Mi primera pareja Crack XD Summary FAIL.. pero.. "nunca juzguen a un libro por su portada"

I always wondered if I should resist letting him do this to me. If I should resist this love and compassion he had shown me so much of by day. Or the undivided attention by night. At least, what little of the night I remember. UkxUs Lime! colony!America

This isn't where I ask other people on , this is you asking countries the questions! You can either read the 'love' or 'hate' part for your opinion on the country. More info on the inside! And for all I know, it's an AU, but I'm not too sure...

Gilbert has always feared being forgotten. When he hears of a way to wish that fear away in the form of an old japanese legend, he takes the opportunity. One-shot.

Kiku wishes he was the only one in Yao's life. Yao makes it clear that this will never happen. China x Japan.

Gilbert Beilschmidt is a famous medium and his newest case is another asylum, but what happens when he meets a certain blonde ghost? Fem!CanadaxPrussia! Super AU and kinda scary, but more just supernatural! T for language and later chapters maybe...

Louisa teaches Feliciano a lesson and sexy times ensue. Fem!Germany/Italy. Kink Meme de-anon.

The semes of Hetalia have been suduced by their female selves! It's up to the ukes to get them back! Fail summary. Pairings: Spamano,USUK,Giripan,GerIta,RoChu. Yaoi and guyXgirl sex

Alfred needs better grades for science class, an extra creit project is the best way to go! He might have gotten in over his head when Mr.Kirkland became his "tutor". Fail summary. Warning rape, yaoi, and slight language inside.

Ludwig is just unlucky. First, he gets fired from his job, then this guy shows up mistaking him for a Holy Rome. Ludwig decides to play along to not hurt the guy, but then he starts wishing he was Holy Rome. GerIta. T but rating will change. Language.Yaoi

Quien diria que ellos acabarian junto... Crack!Pairing, entra bajo tu propio riesgo jejeje

Greece has been receiving anonymous 'love' letters for eleven months. But, he longs to umask the author, so he sets a trap... But will the right person fall prey to it, or will a giant misunderstanding be set in motion? Giripan, with added France!

I got bored and decided to give the fables a marukaite chikyuu ending theme. And this is the result of that.

It was a beautiful night. The lake was calm, the waves lightly lapping the shore with soft splashes that washed over him, calming his nerves. It was, Canada thought, as he closed his eyes and took in a deep breath, a perfect night.