Chapter 2: The Other World and Otherworldly Plans
3rd Person POV:
The classes is over and lunch break begins, most of the students has gone to the cafeteria leaving Hikigaya and Zaimokuza at their classroom alone.
They both finished their lunches, and sat there in silence, but then Hikigaya talked.
"Hey...did you somehow understood what I said earlier?" Hikigaya asked Zaimokuza.
"Not a single word" Zaimokuza responded.
"Ehh!? Why are talking to me then? Don't you think I'm weird?" Hikigaya asked with some worries.
"Its because I think your cool! I mean you even invented your own language!... I'm a Sword Master General by the way.." Zaimokuza proudly answered.
"Ohh I get it now.. You're a chunnibyuo" Hikigaya answered in realization.
"You are too!" Zaimokuza responded.
In relief Hikigaya said "Ahh you got me worried for a second there, I thought you just lost a bet and have to talk to the weirdest guy in school hehe".
"What? No! I would never do that! That has been done to me before and it's really a nasty prank! And do I even look like I have friends to play with? And even I do, I won't be doing these kinds of prank even if I'm getting paid to... Well I might do it if the pay is good" Zaimokuza stated proudly with his hand on his chest.
"Nicely said Zaimokuza! I would prank you to if I'm payed 800 yen! You really are a good guy!" Hikigaya said with a smile.
"Really? You value me too much comrade, I would sell you out for 500 yen, but you forced me to raise it to 700 yen!" Zaimokuza responded with a smile.
"Hah? Why am I valued lower than you?" Hikigaya asked with a slightly annoyed tone.
"Well you're the new guy after all, like in the prison movies where the new guy is always becomes the henchmens of the prison boss?"
"Well you got a point there, school is a prison, but I won't be your henchmen!" Hikigaya retorted.
"But look! I my seat is the seat of all anime protagonists! The beside the window at the back seat! I can also cover my eyes with my bangs to be a different kind of protagonist!" Zaimokuza countered Hikigaya's retort.
"But I can cover my eyes with my bangs too!" Hikigaya retaliates.
"But you are a skinny one, you're the type of protagonist that gets NTRed, while I am fat, the protagonist who always get the girls!" Zaimokuza responded.
"Ghk!" Hikigaya took critical damage!
"It seems like you got me beat, your otakuness is over 9000 I'll give you that, but I still have one way of retaliation that will shift the hierarchy of our friendship! I'll show you something amazing!" Hikigaya declared.
"Ok then, amaze me" Zaimokuza responded.
Hikigaya then quickly stood up his seat, then he turned to Zaimokuza, he then extended his arms in front of him then opened his palms, he looked confidently at Zaimokuza and said "I asked you earlier if you want to see some magic... Here it is now.. WATER.. GATHER!" Hikigaya shouted, then looked at Zaimokuza triumphantly.
A ball of water appeared at Hikigaya's palm, then after a second, he made it disappear and looked at Zaimokuza.
Zaimokuza is so amazed he jumped out of his seat, like a kid he giggled and said "I'll have you know that a just made a restatement, you're no longer valued as a 700 yen, your invaluable! Show me more before the lunch break ends!".
Hikigaya smiled and said "Is there a place here that rarely attracts students and have a huge space?"
"There is! It's the rooftops! Follow me Hikigaya!" Zaimokuza happily answered then ran out their classroom.
Hikigaya followed him shouting "Wait!".
At the school rooftops-
Zaimokuza is leaning at the rooftop door to prevent unwanted visitors while Hikigaya is standing at the middle of the rooftop facing Zaimokuza.
Zaimokuza POV:
This gotta be my best day! First, I've got my self a friend, then that said friend has magical powers! Whooohoo, he must be the chosen one appointed by the loner gods to defeat the raijus!
Ohh he is doing something! He is doing some controlled heavy breathing,.. Now he moved his left hand forward, he seems to be reaching out for something...
WHOOOOOOOOSH!
A gust of wind suddenly appeared and started spiraling at him! This is so cool!
Wait...
He... He... He is floating! Ghahahaha, we could really conquer this school in a blink of an eye!
Oh he stopped using magic now.
"How is that Zaimokuza?" he asked me as I run towards him.
"That was the best Hikigaya! What did you sacrificed to get that power?" I asked.
"2 weeks of my life, a good deal really, I exchanged my 2 unproductive weeks of being alone for a huge selection of magic and 2 years of experience in the other world!" WHAT? HE HAS BEEN ISEKAID? I GOT TO KNOW MORE!
"How's the other world? Are there 2000 year old lolis? Beautiful Elves? S-S-SUCCUBUS?" I asked like a child.
"Ohh there are, but they only like teenaged guys who is chosen to a hero or some sort wielding some god slaying weapons, but if you really want to see the other world I can show it to you" for reals? Of course I want to see it!
"Please show me!" I begged.
Hikigaya tapped his forehead with his middle and index finger then said "Icarus Elran" while pointing at the air, suddenly a screen appeared to where he pointed his finger, whoa... Is he gonna make me watch his life at the other world? This is gonna be so fun!
The screen shows some images... Oh it's in first person, Hikigaya is in a forest and seems to be talking to overly handsome adventurer! Damn it there are raijus in other world too? Oh, suddenly the handsome guy became angry and... PUNCHED MY COMRADE!? WHAT?
"Oh.. This is the time where I lost all our potions... Let's skip that" Hikigaya said while tapping at the screen making a fast forward appear, he then pushed the fast forward button then stopped at a certain point showing a... Hachiman being punched again?
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Oh... That is the time where they lost all our money because of gambling and made me their punching bag to vent out frustration, let's skip that too" EHHH? The first beating has some reasons, but now they are just using him as a punching bag! Damn you raijus!
He fast forwarded again and stopped at a certain point showing Hikigaya being punched AGAIN?... But this time I wasn't feeling bad for my comrade because he is being punched by half naked women!
"Oh this one happened when my party members were peeking at some all female party who is taking a bath in the river while I guard our camp, they got noticed so they retreated, unfortunately the women tracked them down to our camp, then they used me as a scrape goat and said it was me alone peeking, that was the first time a female intentionally touched me outside my family... Ahh good times".
Hikigaya made the screen disappear then looked at me and asked "So.. How is it?"
"Why are you partied with those raijus?" I asked
"Ohh I was weak back then, I immediately left the party after becoming strong enough to solo" he answered.
"It's not pair! Let's exact revenge upon them my comrade!" I declared.
"How? I am not in their world anymore?" He asked.
"Well by being more happy than them! How many woman was in that party they peeked into while bathing? We'll peek twice as many!" I said proudly.
"Wait you're peeking too?" what a foolish question my comrade!
"Of course I will too!"
"When will we peek?" he asked with a determined face.
"Tomorrow, after lunch there we will be having PE after lunch, we will peek while they are changing, but the female PE teacher always patrols around the changing room for the girls, It will be impossible to peek at the changing room because of her" I declared.
"What if WE don't have to get close at the changing room? I can sneak past the PE teacher with an Invisibility spell, then put a sentry drone that projects what it's seeing to other places inside the changing room, then before my invisibility expires I'll be long gone the changing room and watch what sentry drone is showing with you." Hohoho this is getting interesting!
"Ok let's do this!" I shouted.
"But" my comrade said gulp I wonder whats that "But" is about.
"We have to make the sentry drone that would take 30 minutes of our 1 hour lunch break" my comrade said.
"Then we'll just make the sentry drone at home!" I suggested.
"No, the sentry drone expires in an hour after being built so we have to build it during our 1 hour lunch break" my comrade said.
"Well you still have half of the lunch break to plant the sentry drone!" I said.
"Looks like we aren't eat a lunch Zaimokuza" what?
"You are the only one sneaking into the changing room meaning I can still have my lunch" I retorted.
"Thats where you're wrong Zaimokuza, the sentry drone has two parts, the transceiver and receiver, the one I'm putting in the changing room is the transceiver, you'll have to set up the receiver somewhere out of sight because that's where we'll watch what the sentry is recording". My comrade answered to my retort.
"To hell with lunch!" I steeled my self. "I'll setup the transceiver at the equipment storage at the indoor court where we're supposed to be at PE so after watching the girls change, we won't be late at our PE class" I suggested, hehe sometimes my own genius scares me.
"This seems like to be a solid plan, Zaimokuza do you have Line? I'll add you then I'll send you the instructions on how to setup the transceiver, I'll be in charge of procuring the parts of the sentry" my comrade asked me.
I took out my phone and showed my line ID at Hikigaya to which he looked at and then took out his phone and then sent me a friend request, beep Ahhh the notification sound of being wanted! I waited so long for this, I tapped the accept and Hikigaya's name appeared to my contacts, his user name is Black Flash 8, a title worthy of being in the list of contacts of the Blade Master General!
3rd Person POV:
While Hikigaya and Zaimokuza is talking, someone is behind the rooftop doors listening to their mischievous plans.
Chapter end-
This chapter is quite long for me so expect the other chapters to be slightly shorter.
Also did you guys noticed how Zaimokuza started addressing Hikigaya as "comrade" when they started talking about peeking? I hope you noticed cuz I liked writing that.