Chapter 4: The Sword Master, the Magic Caster, and the Magical Girl
3rd Person POV:
The classes are over, Hikigaya and Zaimokuza are both walking towards the bike racks of the school. The sun is almost setting, they both read to much in the library so that most of the students already had gone home, the only students left at the school is them and the students in clubs.
"Hikigaya... Teach me magic" Zaimokuza asked.
"Ehh... I can't" Hikigaya answered while unlocking his bike.
"Oh come on, teach me Hikigaya, no Master!" Zaimokuza pleaded.
"It's not that I don't want to teach you Zaimokuza, it's that your body isn't capable of it" Hikigaya answered.
"How so?" Zaimokuza asked.
"You know, people from our world isn't designed to use magic, at my first day at the other world I can't even use magic, the only reason some adventurers accepted me in their parties is because monsters tend to be attracted to by some reason and uses me as a bait" Hikigaya explained.
"How did you become capable of using magic then?" Zaimokuza asked.
Hikigaya then said "Icarus Elran" then suddenly a screen appeared, the screen shows Hikigaya still in his school uniform holding a wooden plate with both of his hand and a bald old man with a long beard and mustache, wearing rags and holding a book in his left hand.
"I have met a certain old man you see, I saved him from starving by giving him some food, that old man is always beside the adventurer's guild, every time I see him, I would always share him the food I've got" Hikigaya said.
THE VIDEO THAT THE SCREEN SHOWS-
"Oii old man, don't you have any family? Or friends that can help you? I can't help you forever" Hikigaya said.
"What food did you bring today?" the old man asked.
"Ohh here" Hikigaya gave the wooden plate filled with some vegetables and some meat with some bites on it.
"Why do you always give me half eaten food? And why do I have to share this with you if you already eaten some of this?" the old man said while letting go of the book he always carry and grabbed the food he is being offered.
"Like I said old man, I'm not the one who eaten some of that, that's just the leftovers of my party members, I only got to eat after them because I'm a dead weight in our party" Hikigaya explained to the old man.
"Ohh so you're already poor, but shares to the unfortunate? Why?" the old man asked.
"Because I can help" Hikigaya answered.
"You said you were a dead weight, and that's the reason why you're being mistreated right?" the old man asked.
"Yeah" Hikigaya answered.
"What if I can make you stronger kid?" the old man offered.
"Really? How?" Hikigaya asked.
The old man retrieved the book he always carries and gave it to Hikigaya.
"Read that and you shall learn the ancient words that commands great power" the old man said.
Hikigaya opened the book... He can't read it, when he was transported to this world, he just already understand the language of the other world when he is spoken to but he can't read their language.
"Oii old man! I can't read this!" but when Hikigaya looked for the old man, he is gone, what's left is the wooden plate with some remaining food on it.
Suddenly the letters in the book started to glow and emitt blue light.
"Eh? What's happening?" Hikigaya asked.
Hikigaya then paused the video the magical screen is showing then closed it. He looked at Zaimokuza then talked "After looking at the glowing symbols in that book, I suddenly attained the ability to talk to the spirits, the spirits are the one really doing the magic not me, I just command them" Zaimokuza looked at Hikigaya with slight disappointment.
"Wait Hikigaya, if you can't teach me, let's just go to someone who can!" Zaimokuza said excitedly.
"What?" Hikigaya said in confusion.
"Send me to the other world Hikigaya!" Zaimokuza declared.
"Zaimokuza... You're... A FREAKING GENIUS! All you have to do is to get ran over by a vehicle!" Hikigaya shouted in praises.
Hikigaya quickly grabbed his bike, rode it then talked to Zaimokuza "Hey, Zaimokuza, lay down the floor, I'm gonna ran you over with my bike" Hikigaya said in a serious tone.
"Ok Master!" Zaimokuza quickly complied.
"Ok! Here I go Zaimokuza!" Hikigaya started pedaling towards Zaimokuza.
Hikigaya started to stand up while pedaling to gain more speed, as he approaches , it is visible that Zaimokuza started to regret this.
CRACK!
Hikigaya ran over Zaimokuza's neck... He is not moving nor breathing... He is dead...
"ZAIMOKUZA!" Hikigaya freaked out, he quickly got down of his bike and ran towards his friend.
He bent over on his knees besides his cold friend and said "Spirits of resurrection, hear me, return the life of this mortal!" a golden light starts to envelope Zaimokuza's body.
After a second, the light disappeared and Zaimokuza's body started to move.
"Zaimokuza!" Hikigaya shouted.
"Hikigaya" Zaimokuza said.
"Yes?" Hikigaya responded.
"WHY DID YOU SENT ME TO A WORLD WITH GIANTS AND HUMANS FLYING WITH HARNESSES?" Zaimokuza complained.
"Wanna...try again?" Hikigaya asked.
After knowing the existence of other worlds, Zaimokuza regained his courage and layed down in the road again.
They repeated the process.
Hikigaya ran over Zaimokuza's neck.
Zaimokuza died.
Hikigaya resurrected him.
"What's wrong with you Hikigaya? You just sent me back to those man eating giants!" Zaimokuza complained again.
"Hmm...It seems like my bike can only send you to one specific world..." Hikigaya looked at the other bikes in the bike rack "Let me try the other bikes there, let's see if there will be any difference" Hikigaya said.
"Ok" Zaimokuza responded.
Hikigaya ran towards the bike rack, with magic, he destroyed the lock of the bike he had chosen, Zaimokuza layed down I the ground again.
They repeated the process again...
"You just sent me over to a world where highschools are infested by the walking dead, try another bike Hikigaya!" Zaimokuza complained again.
They repeated the process again...
"YOU JUST BANISHED ME TO THE SHADOW REALM! TRY AGAIN!"
And they repeated the process again and again, trying different bikes on each turn, Hikigaya just committed multiple murders on the same man while reviving him, a crime above the law.
They already used all the bikes in the bike rack, Hikigaya then talked "Zaimokuza... I noticed a pattern in your isekai process...It seems like bikes only send you to post apocalyptic worlds,... Lets try cars this time"
"Do you know how to ride a car?" Zaimokuza asked.
"Who said about the car moving? You'll be the one crashing on the car Zaimokuza!" Hikigaya declared.
"Why are you such a genius Hikigaya!" Zaimokuza agreed.
Hikigaya looked around while talking "A limousine sent me to Bramahal, so we must find a really good looking car" his eyes landed on a red Aston Martin "Gotcha! Zaimokuza throw you self into that car" Hikigaya pointed at the red sports car.
Zaimokuza quickly ran towards the car, jumped, then crashed his head at the back of the car.
Hikigaya calmly walked toward Zaimokuza then asked "You dead Zaimokuza?"
"No! I'm not! It hurts! Ahh my head!" Zaimokuza complained.
Hikigaya healed him with magic but then they heard a female voice shouting at them.
"Oi Oi Oi! What do you two think you're doing to my car!? You made a huge dent on my baby' backside!" an adult woman wearing a white lab coat started changing towards the two.
They were both punched in the stomach.
"I didn't know we have delinquents in our school, look around you idiots, you trashed a lot of bikes, you even dented my car! How will you two be able to pay for this damage!?" The woman in lab coat reprimanded the two.
"Come on you two, return the bikes to the bike racks, after that you two will come with me to the guidance office, I'm Hiratsuka Shizuka after all! The youngest, cutest, and did I already said youngest? Yeah I'm the youngest teacher and guidance counselor of Soubu Private High School!" Hiratsuka said while striking a pose where her left hand in in her hips while her right hand is a peace with her index and middle finger while winking at the two young man.
At the guidance office-
Hiratsuka is sitting in an office chair, in front of her is a table with an ash tray, pack of cigarettes, and some papers, in front of the table are two wooden chairs where Hikigaya and Zaimokuza is sitting.
"Ok, do you two have family problems and were trashing those bikes to vent out anger?" Hiratsuka asked.
"No" the two said in unison.
"Are you sure? If you two doesn't have problems with your parents... Well you have now, ask them to pay for the dent in my car" Hiratsuka asked with a sadistic smile.
"Hikigaya, can you just erase her memory?" Zaimokuza pleaded.
"Yeah" Hikigaya agreed as he stood up, reach out his hand and pointed his finger at the teacher, he started to chant "Spirit of memories, help me in my endeavors, erase her-" but he is interrupted by Hiratsuka by grabbing his finger.
"So you two are not only delinquents, you two are also delusionals! Well, I've been through that phase too, I even wanted to become a magical girl during my middle school years, but sadly magic isn't real, and you shouldn't resort to violence and become delinquents" Hiratsuka said with sympathy.
"Wait... Hiratsuka-sensei, do you have a picture when you were still middle schooler?" Hikigaya asked.
"What? Why? Wait... Did you get charmed by my beauty? Ohh sorry but I'm only interested in guys near my age" Hiratsuka said while trying her hardest to sound seductive, emphasis on trying.
The two young didn't even flinched, the older woman grabbed her wallet, inside of her wallet is a picture, it's a picture of hey younger self.
"Here you go! I hope you two can be satisfied by that picture of me!" Hiratsuka confidently said.
Hikigaya grabbed the picture, Zaimokuza also got close to Hikigaya to look at the picture too.
"Umm, you have long black, and striking eyes when you were young sensei, you're also taller than most girls... Hmnn... Yeah, you were definitely cut to be a sidekick of the magical girl" Hikigaya said while examining the picture.
"Wha-what?" Hiratsuka is annoyed, she was expecting praises.
"Good points my comrade" Zaimokuza said then added "Yeah Hiratsuka-sensei, magical girls should be small and cute, a double pig tail is also a must in my opinion, but the most important of all is that magical girls rarely have black hair, it's either brown or yellow".
"W-What are you two talking about?" Hiratsuka said while holding out her anger and tears as the two trample her innocent middle school dreams.
"You are beautiful Hiratsuka-sensei" Hiratsuka's anger subsided after hearing this, Hikigaya continues "But you are not moe enough" her anger reignited.
"Ok ok, STOP! We are here so that I can reprimand you two, not judge my middle school appearance! Violence is bad and magic doesn't exist! There! End of discussion! Now go home and ask your parents for money to repair my car!" Hiratsuka shouted at the two. Hikigaya and Zaimokuza has gone silent.
"Why are you not talking? Did you too got scared?" Hiratsuka said with a mocking tone.
"But magic is real" Hikigaya said calmly.
"ARRRGH... If magic is real, God should already have given me some! I even made my own magical girl intro!" Hiratsuka caught the interest of the two again.
"Can you show us this intro of yours? Let us analyze it" the two said in unison, like a real magical girl connoisseur.
"SIGH... Will you two go home if I showed it to you?" Hiratsuka asked and answered by a nod.
Hiratsuka stood up then clasped both of her hand in front of her chest then looked up with her eyes were closed.
She then chanted "Power of the heavens hear me!" she then changed her pose, she leaned forward while moving the back of her hands in her cheeks then continued her chant "Give me strength to exact justice!" she then moved her hands to her chest while forming a heart with her fingers and said "Give the power to protect love and peace!" after that, she spun around then bowed and shouted "Transformation complete! Magical Hiratsuka ready for action!".
Clap!, clap!, clap! Hikigaya and Zaimokuza started clapping.
"There's not a single shed of cuteness there but good job!" Zaimokuza said.
"Right! You are definitely one of our people Hiratsuka-sensei!" Hikigaya added.
"Now, let us introduce our selves too" the said in unison and stood up from their seats.
Zaimokuza adjusted his glasses with his right hand, then extend his left hand forward as if it was grabbing something and shouted " I am the one who conquers all, with katanas in hand, I shall bring an end to my foes, I am the Sword Master General, Zaimokuza Yoshiteru!"
Hikigaya covered the left side of his face with his left hand but his left eye can be seen between his index and middle finger.
"I am the master of the Arts of ancient magics, whisperer of the spirits and the champion of Bramahal! The black flash! Hikigaya Hachiman!" Hiratsuka just sighs.
"Hiratsuka-sensei, after a brief examination, I have deemed you worthy of showing my magic" Hikigaya said while opening a pocket dimension, pulling out a pink wand and gave it to Hiratsuka.
Hiratsuka is shocked, her mouth and eyes were wide opened.
"You can do real magic?" Hiratsuka asked.
"You gave her something but nothing to me?" Zaimokuza also asked.
Hikigaya opened another dimensional pocket and pulled out a katana.
"Here Zaimokuza, that's the Blade of the Dullest One, it's sharpness depends on its user's intelligence" Zaimokuza quickly grabbed the sword and tested it in his palm, the sword isn't sharp.
"Forget learning magic! I'll try to become one of the top students and make this katana the sharpest there is!" Zaimokuza declared.
"What does this wand do Hikigaya?" Hiratsuka asked.
"That wand is the Wand of the Thousand Disguises, that changes the current clothes of the user to their liking, the only downside is that you'll not be able to remove the resulted clothing after 30 minutes" Hikigaya explained.
A big smile formed in Hiratsuka's face, then said "I've got have a way of checking on you so... What do you say we form a club?" Hiratsuka asked.
"This is good Hikigaya! If we got a club, we'll have a room for our selves! We can now use your magic without worrying that unworthy and unwanted people might see! A sanctuary for us away from the normies!" Zaimokuza said.
Hikigaya is convinced and agreed. Hiratsuka then said "Oh I just remembered that I promised someone that I'll help then make a club called Service Club, but oh well, I'll just deny her request"
Thus the Manga Club is borned, but thats just a cover, their clubs real name is Astronomical Super Supreme Level 10 club, ASS level 10 for short, and if you're asking what happened to level 1 to 9,it doesn't exist because their degeneracy are already at the top.
Chapter End-