It was morning as the sun shined on the gang's victorious return to Thompson's house.

*COLLECTIVE GROANING*

Did I say victorious? I meant utterly exhausted, bruised and dirty,.

*SMACK* Thompson is busy face planting on the floor,.Tambry is occupied staring at a wall and rethinking everything, Gideon, with his wild hair style, was to the side of the wall, holding himself in a foetal position and kept chanting in low voice "I will be a good boy, I will be a good boy, I will be a good boy…", Never had he been this convinced to be a good boy since the day Ford Pines learned about his history with the Pines.

Near the end of last summer…

"I'll BE GOOD! I SWEAR I'M NEVER GONNA HARASS YOUR FAMILY EVER AGAIN!" Gideon declared in fear as he was held up in a park by Ford Pines with one hand, while in the other hand the man was pointing his blaster at him, with a cold look on his face.

"You better be, otherwise you will learn why I'm wanted in countless dimensions!" Ford threatened in an icy tone to the scared ten-year old, who gulped fearfully.

Lee and Nate were asleep on a couch and Nate's head was unintentionally on Lee's shoulder.

"That was the suckiest Christmas in the history of all sucky Christmases." Robbie spoke in an exhausted tone as he sat on a chair with his head held up.

"You said it dude." Thompson, still face-down on the floor, agreed with the statement.

The teens were busy in that state for some minutes, until Robbie decided to break the ice;

"Tambry, can I speak with you in private?" He asked.

"Yeah, sure." Tambry replied as she was staring at a wall, before deciding to follow him outside of the house. They stood there awkwardly outside, before Robbie decided to break the silence;

"Look…I…" Tambry looked at Robbie with expectation."I think we should put our relationship on a break." Robbie finally finished, which surprised Tambry, considering how insecure Robbie was in their relationship before. "If we move on like this, we would just bring the worst out of each other, though I admit that that's mostly my fault. Frankly, I don't know what our relationship even is now anymore… so I say we cool our heads and see if we' will have what we used to have or…just be friends." Robbie uttered the last word with a defeated sign.There was almost 30 seconds of silence

"Robbie Valentino, the edgelord of the Gravity Falls, acting MATURE? I have officially seen everything." Tambry vocalised in amusement.

"Oh shut it! Acting not-me is very hard, so leave it at that!" Robbie complained.

"Well, you know something? I think I like this Robbie better." Tambry got up close and put a kiss on his cheek, after which she walked back to the house.

"I'll never understand girls…" Robbie uttered out in astonishment.

At Mcgucket's Mansion….

The whole place was wrecked, there's a sleeping bigfoot on the chandelier, food crumbs are littered around the table, a horse is feeding from a chocolate waterfall, Mayor Cutebiker is wrapped in toilet tissues like a mummy as he walks in an adequate stumble, moaning like the creature and a giant defeated and disembodied robot, who was trying to roboticise the inhabitants before it short-circuited, now only spoke in gibberish and was stuck to the wall;.

"ZzzzK_resistance_is-" *BANG*, its head finally exploded with smokes coming from it. With half of the guests unconscious and the other half confused, a group which includes Pacifica and Candy, both with ragged clothes, staring at the absolute mess the party had become.

"Well…that was, something…" Pacifica uttered.

"On the plus side, the threat of an AI uprising is over…and we did get to see your dad fainting when you showed him a live video of the state the Mansion is in now." Candy replied chipperly

"I will forever cherish that…" Pacifica responded in agreement.

"All my punctual dreams of a perfect man are ruined forever and I think I screamed loud enough to break my glasses…" Candy added, and her glasses are indeed cracked.

"HEHAHAHA!" Fiddleford laughed maniacally as he rode a running robot lion with saws for teeth.

"What happens in the Mansion, stays in the Mansion." Pacifica remarked, and Candy nodded in agreement, as the chandelier fell, yet somehow the bigfoot was still sleeping, somewhere Preston felt as if a part of his soul got ripped away.

In the Pines residents…

Shattered glass* "What the hay!?" Mabel shouted while she woke up from her bed, which resulted in Dipper waking up as well.

"Oh no…Wendy and Mom had another argument again!" Dipper exclaimed as he and Mabel got out of their room and ran to the living room, let's just say Wendy had unintentionally chopped a tree from someone else's property which led to the Pines Twin's mother chewing their friend out for being a bad example for her kids, it took some effort to bend the ordeal.

"Oh, hi kids." Mrs. Pines greeted her children, Dipper and Mabel immediately stopped running as they saw the shattred glass actually came from their father accidentally dropping his glass and their parent showing albums of their childhood to Wendy;

"I was just at the part of showing your friend a picture of you in your first lamby lamby dance costume!" Mr. Pines replied cheerfully, it was a picture of a younger Dipper in a Lamby Lamb costume indeed.

"DAD NOOO!" Dipper cried out which was followed by Mabel's giggling.

"It's the cutest thing I've ever seen!" Wendy stated, gushing over the picture like a preteen who had just seen a kitten.

"And your sister's first chicken pox!" Mrs Pines added with the same cheerful tone, It was a picture of a younger Mabel dressed in a sweater, with a dejected expression and bumps all around her face. Mabel ceased her giggling and looked in horror.

"There was more?" Wendy asked,chuckling.

"Oh yeah! There was also that time Mabel tried to save a chicken in a restaurant but got stuck in a chicken cage for hours until the chef found her sitting on eggs!"

Wendy's chuckles turned into full blown laughter as Mabel looked in betrayal as her jaw went wide, Now it was Dipper's turn to laugh at his sister's expense.

Someplace in the woods…

Krampus, with a deadpan expression, was sitting on a rock as he was dirty with acids and the remains of what else Crock ate, only having survived by making Crock vomit him out, to his utter anger and embarrassment.

"I knew reptiles would make for poor company."

*BANG* A bullet passed from his left horn, leaving a scratch "WHAT THE-!?"

"I told you, aim before shooting the goat boy!" A rather masculine voice was heard chastising someone else behind a bush. Krampus ran to keep his distance from the poacher,

"Where is a damn sleigh when I need one!" He whined as he ran as fast as his legs could carry him.

"Now the goat is running, boys ready your axes!" A giant, redheaded man with some smaller boys attacked and ran toward the fleeing Krampus with axes, one of them throwing his weapon which missed and hit a tree.

"Now I remember why I thought having a giant chicken with teeths as a pet was a good idea!" Krampus complained as he ran.

And that was the day Krampus nearly got chopped up by Many Dan and his boys.

Notes:Yep, I totally made nodes to The Forest of Daggers and Project Lumberdork fanfics, because I'm geekly enough to geek out on fanfics.

Yes I'm no fan of Love God and Roadside Attraction, hence why I ruined Candy's punctual dreams of a "perfect man" and put Robbie and Tambry's relationship in question and yes, I intentionally addressed the whole Robbie roofying Wendy, you know something hasn't been handled well when even the creator admits that making an insecure emo jerk who bullies kids younger than him, is bad to his girlfriend and uses mind-control in a place were mind-control is the most normal and possible thing on his girlfriend in a VAN at NIGHT on a HILL which initially was named "MAKEOUT" as the victim was an outright terrible idea.

Anyway, Thank you Undynlicia for helping me out for my first long-fic by showing the ropes and thanks everyone who read my fic and commented, toodles!