Chapter 11 : Detective Tinkle / Deserted Island

"Whew!", Dennis and Martha said.

"That was a close one", Martha said.

"Wait! Stop it, Tinkles, stop! Wait, Tinkles. Come back". The four kids followed their disguised dog.

"Tinkles, stop! Wait!",Dennis and Martha said.

"No, no, no!",Dennis said.

"Tinkles, stop!" They said.

"I've been found!,"Abraham Van Helsing said.

"You'll never get me, monster!", Abraham Van Helsing said.

"Shh! Tinkles, stop. Shh! Shh!", Dennis, Martha, Willie, and Winnie said.

"Ew", Abraham Van Helsing said.

Everybody, we are pulling up to our next stop, the Deserted Island.

It's time to get lost on the beach, and we hope you'll find yourself some fun and relaxation.

"Whoo-hoo! Beach time!", Johnny said.

"Johnny, you go set everything up". Mavis said.

"And, Mom ,Dad, you go get in line for the snow cones", Dracula said.

"You know, actually, I was thinking you and Johnny should spend some time together", Dracula said.

"What do you call it again? Eh, date night", Dracula said ?

"Date night",Johnny said ?

"What are you gonna do? Well, I thought me and the guys would take this opportunity to spend some quality time with Dennis, Martha,and Luna", Dracula said .

"Oh. Okay. That's a great idea",Ericka,Mavis said .

"Come on, Johnny. Date night", Mavis said.

"Duh-duh-duh-duh-date night",Johnny said !

"Okay, here you go",Wayne said !

"Good girl! I got this one", Wanda said .

"What was that",Wayne asked ?

"It sounds like our children"Wanda said .

"It is our children! Run! Run", They screamed !

"Please! Help! Someone",Stan said !

"Get the parents", Stan screamed !

Frank? Would you rub some moon screen on my back before I get burned?

Wait one second, honey.

You know, the kids buried me in the sand.

"Don't worry dad we got it", The twins said.

"Mmm. Thanks,kids", Eunice said.

Meanwhile Mavis and Johnny wanna date, but Mavis was concerned about something, she was concerned about her Mom and Dad and the Captain Eunuch .

"Shall we have another? Sure", One monster said.

"Sounds good. Straight up", Another monster said.

"Isn't this place amazing",Johnny said?

"Whoa! The menu is in a bottle", Johnny said !

"Genius! Isn't that awesome, honey", Johnny said ?

"What? Oh, sorry",Mavis said .

"I was just thinking about my mom and dad", Mavis said .

"Don't you think their acting weird lately", Mavis said ?

"Not really. Besides having a huge crush on the captain", Johnny said .

"What?", Mavis said surprisingly.

"Oh, yeah",the Love Boat is definitely making another run", Johnny said .

"No way. He's…", Mavis said confused.

"He's my dad", I thought my he loved my mom.

"I know, right? It's weird", Johnny said .

"When my parents kiss, I still close my eyes", Johnny said .

"I guess I never thought about him with anyone besides my new mom,Mavis said .

"You're cool with it, though, right", Johnny said ?

"Of course. I want him to be happy", Mavis said .

"Totally"Johnny said happily .

"Totally", Mavis said.

Meanwhile Ericka was looking for Dracula so she asked her friend Eunice if she had seen him. Because she was concerned that he fall in love with another woman and you had to leave her forever.

"Eunice, have you seen Dracula", Ericka said ?

" No I haven't did he say he was with the guys ,Dennis , Martha and Luna maybe he's there", Eunice said.

" Ok thank",Ericka said.

While Erica was looking for Dracula, he went to Cantina to meet the Captain Eunuch for their date. Little did know that she was trying to poison him, but when she understood Dracula and he felt ,she felt the same way.

"Buenas noches, mi amigo"El Chupacabra said.

"Have you a beverage to quench me of my parchment",El Chupacabra asked ?

"Yes, of course, Mr. Chupacabra",One fish man said .

"Muchas gracias", El Chupacabra said .

Eunuch , looking stunning in a fiesta dress, walked over to Drac.

"You look ravishing," he told her.

"Oh, thank you. I just…" That particular compliment made Eunuch uncomfortable.

Drac magically pulled out a chair for her, and they sat down.

Drac started the conversation. "So does Captain Eunuch have a last name?

Eunuch got nervous for a second, then blurted out, Guacamole!"

"Eunuch Guacamole?" Drac asked. "That's so… international."

"No. Guacamole for us to share," she said. The waiter brought in the guac and set it on the table.

Eunuch tried to distract Drac. "Oh, how beautiful is that full moon tonight. Look right behind you."

While Drac was distracted, Eunuch took out a small bottle of garlic oil and dumped the whole thing into the guacamole. She'd been taught that garlic was deadly for vampires like Drac.

"Mmm! The food here is to die for",Eunuch said .

He swallowed hard. Eunuch took another chip covered in guacamole and fed it again to Dracula. She took two more chips with guacamole and fed them to Drac. And then two more chips! Drac's mouth was completely full with chips and guac. He swallowed again.

"Holy moly, that was a lot of guacamole", Dracula said.

"Are you feeling all right", Eunuch said ?

"Totally fine. Why",Dracula said ?

"No reason", Eunuch said .

"Oh..." Dracula groaned.

"There must have been garlic in the guacamole", Dracula said .

"Oh, no", Eunuch said.

"Isn't that deadly for you", Eunuch said ?

"No, no, no. It's just that I'm...",Dracula said

"Garlic intolerant",Dracula said .

"Was that you", Dracula said embarrassing ?

Meanwhile, Mavis and Johnny were dolphin surfing on the waves.

"Whoo!", Mavis said.

"Oh, yeah,Dolphin surfing"! Johnny said.

After that, Mavis and Johnny walked on the beach laughing and leaned their heads on each other.

"Whoa", Johnny said !

The gang had built a giant sand castle that looked exactly like Hotel Transylvania! It was big enough that the gang all fit inside.

"Hi, Mama. Hi, Papa" Dennis and Martha said .

"Hi,sis",Luna said.

"Hey-hey", Winnie said .

"Oh! Hey there", Murray said .

"Papa", said Baby Blobby.

"Hidey-ho", Griffin,Billy, and Cindy said !

"Dada", Baby Gina said.

"Hi",Frank said .

"That's my girl",Frank said to his daughter.

"Is my dad in there, too",Mavis asked ?

"Yeah,is he there",Ericka said.

"Don't worry, I'm over here",Bleh, bleh-bleh Griffin said .

"No, Papa Drac's not here. He's on his date", Dennis and Martha said .

"Date", Ericka,Mavis said ?

Back in Cantina, Eunuch is still upset that her plan to kill Drac didn't work. But Dracula was mortified by his gassiness.

"Please, forgive me, I'm just very see, I haven't had a date since my wife died."He paused.

"How old were your daughters", Eunuch asked ?

"They were just an infants", Dracula added.

"It was hard being a single dad, but I did my best",Dracula said.

"I never knew my mother either,or my father", she revealed to him .

"Oh, I'm so sorry","Who raised you", Dracula asked?

"But I have a sister named Eunice and a great-grandfather", Eunuch said .

"I basically grew up on this ship, while my sister got married" Eunuch said .

"That's why you're a captain, and your sister got married to my brother Frank he's a very nice man", Dracula said happily.

"Yeah. It's all I've ever known,It was just expected", Eunuch said .

"You know, a family thing"Eunuch said .

"I understand, family is everything", Dracula said understanding her pain.

"You have to honor the past",But we make our own future", Dracula said .

The two stare at each other's eyes for a moment and leaned in to share a romantic kiss with each other when suddenly Ericka and Mavis saw what they were about to do.

"Dad?,Drac",Ericka, Mavis said.

"Mavis, Ericka " Drac was is surprised to see them too !

"Mmm. Johnny", Mavis said angrily !

"Captain Eunuch and I were just discussing the hospitality industry,You know, just work stuff" Dracula said nervously.

"You're working now,This is supposed to be a vacation,A family vacation", Mavis added.

"I should really go do captain-y things", Eunuch said back and away from the table.

Drac, you said you were gonna spend time with Dennis, Martha and Luna", Ericka said .

"Dennis. Martha ? Luna", Dracula said in confusion .

"Oh! Yeah, you're right. Where are those kids", Dracula said about to go find them ?

"Denisovich, Martha,Luna ? You're supposed to be with me", Dracula said as he set out to find them.

"Come on now, kids , it's family time,Quit hiding. Dennis, Martha,Luna", Dracula said shouting for them?

"What was that about ", Mavis said with concerns

"You mean your dad's date", Johnny said not worry about anything?

"It wasn't a date. It was work stuff", Mavis intensed.

"Uh-huh…", Johnny let her believe what she wanted.

" I'm telling you, Johnny,Mom there is something about that woman I don't trust", Mavis said .

"I mean I know she's my aunt sister but there's something about her that we don't know about", Mavis, Ericka said bafflingly

"But you want your dad to be happy, right", Johnny asked?

"Yes. But with my mom not with her", Mavis muttered.

"Mmm. Whoo-hoo-hoo!,Heads up, honey", Johnny said, focused on the guac."This guac is loaded with garlic sauce.

"Garlic?"Mavis asked. Then she tried it hurt stomach rumbled and the teeniest little toot came out.

"Aw! That was a cute toot, honey"Johnny grinned.