Hey, it's me again. This was originally posted on Wattpad, so a couple of jokes written would've only been possible on that platform. Either way, hope you enjoy what you're about to read.
Warning: Strong Language. VERY Strong Language.
"Do I really have to go with that faggot Gary?"
"ASH!"
"Sorry."
Delia sighed. "I told you that this is a good opportunity. A trip to another region with a professor to meet another regional professor. Not every kid is lucky enough to get opportunities like that!"
"Mom. You know damn well things like this never end well. Especially with Gary around."
"What did I tell you about your language?"
Ash opted not to say anything, instead he just groaned.
"Now get to steppin boy. I wanna see those damn bags packed nicely. And I will check! You know what'll happen if I dont like what I see?"
This was niggerish behavior. Only at times like this will that type of shit slip out of her mouth.
"Oh, my! I'm sorry Ash!"
The way she randomly goes from white mom to black mom scares me.
Most people don't know this but she's actually mixed. Thank god, cause with the crazy people around here in Kanto, I know for a goddamn fact I would hear the hard-r being flung at me at every corner.
Anyways, I wasn't gonna risk standing there for another minute. If I did those slippers on her feet would find themselves straight up my ass. I'm not gay. I prefer not to get pegged by some shitty Walmart brand slippers.
I was in and out of my room in the blink of an eye, sure that everything I needed was nice and tidy in my Walmart pokeball bag.
I handed it to my mom and she checked it. I sat there, terrified despite knowing I packed everything correctly. You never know man.
Shits' scary.
I was relieved when she gave a nod of approval and handed the bag back to me.
"Now get in the shower. You'll be leaving soon and I can't let you go smelling like onions."
"Oh, for fucks sake." I muttered under my breath.
"What was that?"
"Nothing! Just gonna take a shower now! Haha!" I said as I speedwalked to and up the stairs.
If I'm being honest, this nigga Gary scares me.
I'm sure as heck he likes women, but for fucks sake this man be staring at niggas DIFFERENT! The amount of gay shit that comes out of his mouth is immaculate. I'm not too keen on being in the same room as him when I sleep.
Ok, ok. Look. Nothing against gay people. Gary isn't even gay, nor is he bisexual, I'm just making jokes about certain behaviors of his.
I mean, I'm sitting next to him in the back of Professor Oak's SUV. Hard not to point out the-
"AYOOOOO!" I shouted as I saw Gary with a tent in his pants looking at MEN!
(Unfortunately for Gary, lot of this shit gets taken out of context. He just saw a baddie walking down the street. He was only a young teen after all. Ash just so happened to see it when they were driving by a group of half naked men walking down the street.)
"Yo, why you looking at my cock?!"
"Nigga, you got a rager while sitting next to me! How the fuck am I supposed to react?!"
"Gary, Ash. Quiet down please."
I immediately backed down. He was in good relations with my mother and I'm sure my mom told him to let her know if I've been acting up. I know he mostly wouldn't as it's only happened once out of like, I dont know, a thousand times. But I'm once again not taking chances cause that one time, was not a pleasant time at all.
"What? Mouth full of-"
"Gary, say some gay shit one more time bro."
--
About a few hours later, the group found themselves at the front door of an apartment building for some reason.
"Yo, old man. You sure this is the Professor's lab?"
"It sure is. Why don't you go ahead and knock?"
"Huh... uh, aight."
Ash knocked on the unusually large doors of the building.
It didn't take long for them to open slowly as a young tanned girl revealed herself to the group.
"Professor Oak?"
"How've you been Sina?"
Sina, huh?
Ash whistled, appreciating the sight. Tanned, nice hair, good face, and a damn fine body? He looked over to Gary.
If there was one thing they could agree on, it was a what a damn fine woman looked like.
This was one of 'em.
They both nodded in approval, both opting to ignore the tents that grew in both their pants.
"Uh, are these students of yours?" Sina began to get uncomfortable noticing the state the two boys seemed to be in.
Oak seemed to get nervous, as he tried to ignore it. "Of sorts. The tiny one is my grandson Gary. The one next to him is Ash, very good friend of Gary's."
"Oh nah. Gary. Your own grandpa just called your dick small, how do you feel?"
"Not particularly great, but my dick stands tall! No matter the size!"
"Spoken like a true man."
"Why dont you guys come inside? Sycamore will be ready shortly." Sina was getting uncomfortable from the eyes of the two boys ogling her ass. Or was she? The second she turned around, a pleasured look crossed her face for just a moment.
She began swaying her hips a bit as she walked.
The two noticed and would'velost their shit on the spot if it weren't for them remembering what Master Umar once said.
Oak, too, noticed this and thought to himself: 'Oh boy...'
They stopped in a large lab room, with all sorts of techy shit I ain't describing. Sina gestured towards a couple of seats to the side.
"Alright, you guys please wait here, he'll be right out in just a minute." She reached into her pocket and 'accidentally' dropped her phone which landed right in front of Ash. He would've made it his job to help her out with it had it not been for her pushing him back into a seat and definitely, purposely, turning around, her back facing him, and bending over to grab it, putting that ass on full display.
'Lord have mercy.' Ash thought as he took in the display. 'We must stay focused brothers, we must stay focused.'
"Ash, you lucky son of a bitch!" He heard Gary whisper, jealous of Ash's position.
"Sam, glad to see you made it safely!"
"What's there to worry about?"
"Haha! I guess the worlds best Professor wouldn't die to just anything."
"Heh..." he looked over at the two young simps. "I don't know about that one Augustine."
"I see you've brought your grandson... and one other..." Prof. Sycamore's eyebrow began to twitch, "Sina, what the hell are you doing?"
"Huh..." Sina seemed to snap out of whatever the fuck she had been doing to the poor boy as Gary desperately tried to return Ash's soul back to his body. "Oh my god! What am I doing?"
"This is why I told you to at least wear a lab coat..." Sycamore said referring to his assistant's backside. Oh yeah. He knew.
He knew all too well.
Anyways, let's not get too deep into that.
Sycamore cleared his throat before holding a hand out to Ash.
Ash took it without hesitation. "Hello, you must be Professor Sycamore. My name is Ash. Pleasure to meet you." Ash switched to his professional side instantly, which actually surprised Oak. It was hard to believe this kid could be serious or professional about anything.
"He's pretty polite. That's interesting."
Ash, immediately after hearing this informed the man. "Whoa there buddy, don't get it twisted. I am the complete opposite of what you're thinking right now."
Sycamore sighed. "What did I expect? That is common for monkeys like you."
"So we're just gonna act like he didn't just say that?"
Everyone seemed to act like Sycamore didnt just make a blatantly racist comment and carried on with their conversation. Gary and Ash were getting bored and asked if they could take a walk through the city, which Oak seemed fine enough with. They bolted out the building when a giant dragon shark pulled a nasty ass (unintentional) jump scare on them.
Cockchomp or whatever the hell its name is. They're freaking scary.
Not as scary as the flurry of razor sharp leaves flying straight at them.
Ash was slower to react than Gary, who jumped out of the way thinking his friend had already done so.
"Oh shit-"
Froa! Kie!
He hadn't because there was a small blue frog standing in front of him, seemingly intent on tanking the attack.
The frog began to conjure a ball of blue energy between its hands, growling as it scrambled to make it in time.
'Little man ain't gonna make it! Shit.' Ash dashed to grab the frog before lunging his body out of the way.
If he had been just a millisecond slower, he would not have looked pretty.
"Yo, Ash!"
"Sweet Arceus fuck, man!" He groaned as he rolled onto his butt, the frog still in his arms.
"Yo, bro. You good?" Gary asked, slightly concerned for his rival and friend.
"No, not really. I'm actually kind of pissed right now."
"Yeah, you're not the only one."
Fro! Froa-kie! Fro!
It all sounded like gibberish to him but for some reason he felt like he completely understood what the mon was saying.
"If I had let you take that, you AND I would need medical aid! Don't give me that shit!" Gary stared at Ash as if his friend was going crazy.
"Did an attack actually hit you? You sound wild right now, not gonna lie."
"Huh, what? No nigga. Do I look hurt to you?"
"Hey! Imma need you to return my Pokemon! Now!" Some dickweed pulled up out of nowhere, standing behind some leaf dog pokemon.
"Are you the one who launched that shit at me?"
"You weren't my target, that annoying frog needs to stop trying to run away."
"Those tiny details don't matter. Problem is, you almost hit me. You know that's a dangerous move to use on someone, right?"
"Not my fucking problem."
"Oh nah." Gary said. The second those words came out that rando's mouth, he knew what was about to happen.
Fro! Kie! Kie! Fro! Fro!
"He's what now?"
Froa!
"Yeah, no wonder."
Apparently based on what the frog was saying, this guy was an asshole.
"That makes things a lot easier." Ash put the blue frog down. "Stay right there. I got something cool I wanna show you."
'I'm boutta sock this motherfucker straight back to his hometown.'
Ash slowly approached the guy, making sure his hostility didn't leak out through his body language.
"Huh? What are you doing?" Despite all of that, the guy felt wary of him. He had reason to be.
"I just want to give something to you." Ash said nicely.
The guy seemed to feel a bit safer hearing Ash's voice.
Unfortunately, that was his mistake because the second Ash passed the leaf dog pokemon. His whole demeanor changed.
He laughed manically as he clenched his fist.
The guy realized his mistake after it was too late to do anything.
"What you gon' do now, lil nigga!" Ash yelled as the guy was launched back a few meters.
Leaf?!?!?
The leaf dog thing dashed to his body, clearly worried about its trainer.
"Aite, now let's dip before someone else pulls up!" Ash said running past Gary and the blue frog, prompting them to follow.
Ash was laughing like crazy as he ran. He was having fun now. Seemed that Gary was too, as he began laughing along with him.
The blue frog, who was following, stared at Ash as they ran. A smile and a look of determination slowly creeping in.
He liked this guy!
"Whew!"
"Holy shit, that was great!" Gary said between pants. "You did him dirtyyyyy!"
"Getting knocked out from one punch? Personally, could not be me."
"That's crazy."
Ash and Gary began walking off in some random direction. It seemed the sun was setting, but they still had way too much energy to head back to the lab. They had money so they could probably go find something to do or whatever.
"Where the hell are we even going?"
"Don't even know, just walking aimlessly at this point. We don't really know the place that well, unless you actually do and have something in mind."
"Nope, we're in the same boat." Gary responded.
It seems they were forgetting something though.
Fro! Froooa!
Some weird wet, sticky projectile was launched to the back of Ash's head.
It was some of the shit from the frogs neck.
Ash, not knowing, assumed that a person threw something at him.
"Are you fucking- oh." He calmed down when he saw that it was the blue frog. "You're following us? Don't you, like, wanna be free or something?"
He was knocked on the forehead by something else the frog threw.
"Ok jackass!" He was about to go to grab the frog only to realize what it threw at him.
"You fucking-" Gary didn't finish that sentence, as he swung his arms up in the air. 'How can one be the luckiest and unluckiest person in the world at the same time?'
Despite them referring to each other using derogatory terms with other people, no one knew Ash and Gary better than Gary and Ash. They were childhood friends and rivals. Ash had a track record of having extremely poor luck compared to others. For one good thing came something two things unequally worse. You'd never know when it was coming but that shits gonna hit him. And its gonna hit him hard.
"You... I got it." Ash held up the pokeball, "this was the one that belonged to that guy right?"
Froakie!
The blue frog nodded.
"Ahh, so you want to come with me then. Huh... didnt think I'd be getting my first pokemon like this but I sure don't mind. I don't even know which one you are but-"
"Its a Froakie."
"A what?"
"Froakie. The Kalos Region's designated water starter pokemon."
"Gary, you sound like (nerd emoji) right now."
"Shut up you fucking (monkey emoji) . Oo oo ah ah headass."
"Nah, that's gotta be racist."
Someone on the side looked on in confusion which quickly turned to disappointment. "These kids are really speaking in emoji... sweet Arceus what have we done to the next generation?"
Anyway, back to Ash, Gary, and Froakie.
Ash rolled his eyes. "Pssh."
He turned to Froakie. "You wanna do the honors?" He asked the frog. He wasn't being specific with his intent but it was as of Froakie read it perfectly. A ball of blue began to materialize between the frogs hands, while Ash prepared to throw the pokeball.
Simultaneously, the two threw their respective balls at each other.
--
"Whoa whoa whoa. Cut!" Everything stopped. As if time stopped. Which it fucking did. Ash was the only one moving. He looked up into the sky. "Did I hear that right?"
"Hear what?" The narrator voice spoke from above.
"You described that in the most zesty way possible and thought I wouldn't notice?"
"You're the one taking it mad gay faggot. What, you imagining tiny little frogs throwing their balls at you? Like bro."
Ash had no comment for that.
"You're mad gay bro. Get back to the damn story before I delete the damn thing. I mean we've been throwing the word gay around like a game of hot potato. Honestly anymore and even I might get banished to the shadow realm. Its Pride Month right now... yeah probably not the best time."
"What?"
"Boy get yo ass back to the story."
--
The two balls slammed into each other, causing the pokeball to snap and the blue ball of energy to disperse.
"I got myself a fucking Froakie! Let's go baby!" Ash jumped into the air uncharacteristically childishly, but in his excitement he didn't care one bit. Hell, Froakie was doing it too.
"Yeah, now we can see how well you battle with a pokemon of your own." That's right. Gary already had his first pokemon being Professor Oak's grandson and all.
"If that whack ass Squirtle of yours struggles to fight a Weedle, I dont think things will be any different with a naturally stronger pokemon."
"We'll see about that."
Froakie seemed to take a spot on Ash's back, its head peering over his shoulder.
Gary watched as the two conversed normally as if Froakie wasn't speaking complete gibberish.
'He gets his first pokemon and suddenly doesn't know how to act...'
But the more he observed, the more he sensed something strong forming between the two.
'Nevermind. Seems like he's found the perfect partner.'
They got back to the lab pretty darn late because Gary's phone decided to die leaving them lost in the large city of Lumiose. If it had not been for Froakie, they would've been lost forever.
When they arrived with Froakie, Professor Sycamore seemed surprised and unsurprised at the same time. The Froakie found a trainer it liked, that just so happened to be the kid that appeared at his lab today, that was surprising to him. On the other hand, Froakie ran away from another trainer, that was not very surprising at all. It was a recurring thing for the frog to reappear at his lab and launch a pokeball at his forehead.
They were shown to their rooms which they would be staying in for the night. Their evening wasn't much else after that.
Nothing else really happened during the trip actually. At least not until the last part of it. They wanted to try something that was native to Kalos and one of Professor Sycamore's genius pupils thought Rhyhorn racing was an amazing idea. It wasn't, it really wasn't.
They travelled all the way to Vaniville Town to meet former Rhyhorn racer Grace Yvonne, who prepped them on how to do it.
Somehow, Gary's Rhyhorn seemed to be pipe down quite easily unlike Ash's which swung him all over the place. Froakie sat on the side, after a few times of trying to stay on the boy's back only to be flung off as well. He was riding something that was riding something else. His entire safety depended on the person he held onto for fear life to not let go.
"You know what? This might be perfect!"
"Huh?" Ash was confused. "Me eating dirt every three seconds is perfect?"
"No silly. I actually have a daughter. Her name is Serena, she's a bit of a problem child when it comes to getting on a Rhyhorn. I'm just thinking that maybe with a few boys her age around she might feel more motivated to do so."
"You ever stop to think that she doesn't want to end up like me?"
"We all start somewhere." The brunette left to go fetch her daughter.
"What the fuck? I am not about to be made an example of for some MILF's little girl."
"Dude, you see that body man?" Gary whistled. "What you think her daughter looks like?"
"Better look as good as her mom."
"Damn straight."
Grace came out a few minutes later, this time with a girl following close behind. The girl looked annoyed, as if she didn't want to be out there.
"That's gotta be one of the prettiest girls I've seen in my damn life."
"Yo, Ash. Pinch me bro. Like real hard." Ash was happy to comply as he pinched Gary as hard as possible.
"Ooo, yeah. I am not dreaming right now."
"Serena, come on! They're from Kanto. Don't you like Kanto? You always talk going back!"
"Mom!" The girl's face seemed to explode at the mention of their home region which amused the two.
Gary was practically having a seizure on his Rhyhorn's back while Ash looked to be in pure ecstasy.
That feeling was short lived as a ball of wet, sticky white stuff hit him in the back. It was one of Froakie's frubbles, as they were called.
Serena finally got a good look at both of them, they didn't look like much but one of them looked awfully familiar. Didn't her Mom just say they were from Kanto? She stared specifically at the one with the messy raven hair as a voice rang out in her head.
'Never give up, you got that?'
Her face lit up at the memory of a certain boy she met a few years ago at a summer camp in Kanto.
It couldn't be... right?
Gary ceased to seize as he turned to Ash looking as if he was struggling to hold in laughter.
"My homie receives back shots from a frog!" He started to crack up, almost falling off his Rhyhorn.
Ash sighed.
He looked back at Froakie, who had been sitting off to the side. They both nodded simultaneously as Ash himself started laughing. Laughing like a damn maniac.
Gary was suddenly smacked by a frubble, causing him to stop instantly. He grabbed it and turned to the frog... only to see a gigantic ball flying at him. The poor Rhyhorn that had to deal with this retard finally decided to knock the boy off his back and run. It was a smart choice.
Serena and Grace watched on in shock and awe at the display of straight jackassery.
This most definitely wasn't her knight in shining armor from back then.
She huffed in disappointment.
'How could I get my hopes up like that? I'm such an idiot!'
"Mom. Can I go back inside?" Serena asked, the annoyance clear in her tone.
"That might be best."
"Ash! Please! I'm sorry!" Gary said insincerely. He was laughing his ass off as between words.
'Ash?'
"Ok, I think that's enough for today boys." Prof. Oak said coming out of nowhere.
'Wait, isn't that the name of-' she looked back at Ash. 'Him?!'
She expected a sweet, calm, well-mannered boy. Instead she was looking at the complete opposite. Rude, undignified, and perverted was what she was looking at.
There was no way! She couldn't accept that this was the boy she had been longing for, for so long!
There was no way but...
She looked at the boy as he picked away at the giant ball of goop that stuck his friend to the ground. The longer she looked, the more the way she saw him changed. He began to look more elegant despite how dirty he looked. He looked so...
She practically squealed.
'Oh no! I can't!'
Grace seemed to take notice of her daughter's condition. She knew what was really happening.
"Honey? Honey!" Grace grabbed Serena as the girl fell to her knees.
Ash seemed to have finally got Gary out from underneath the frubbles when they turned their attention over to the fallen girl.
Ash and Gary jogged over to see if everything was alright.
"Hey what happened here?"
"Oh it's nothing. She's probably just tired."
"You sure?" Gary asked unconvinced.
"Yeah, looks like she got a fever." Ash pointed out.
"Yeah it looks pretty bad." Prof. Oak said standing right next to the boys. "I can check her out for you if you don't mind."
"Oh really? Well come on then! Let's get her back inside." Although this wasn't planned, she definitely felt accomplished. This was the perfect opportunity!
--
Froakie. Fro Froa.
"Yeah. I have a bad feeling about this too."
"Hey Ash, can you bring this up to Serena's room?"
"What? Are you fucking insa-"
"Please?" Grace used the Arts of seduction, making Ash's simp ass obey immediately.
'Fuck. How can you let a random ass boy walk into your unconscious daughter's room like that?'
Ash had no idea but that woman was up to something.
"Huh?" The girl came to as Ash laid the wet towel on her forehead.
"Hey, don't move. You need to rest, you got a fever."
"A fever? What do you mean?! I'm fi-"
The girl swung up smashing her forehead into his mouth.
"Mmh..." Ash, trying to be a man, sucked it up.
"Oh my god! I'm so sorry are you okay?"
"Ay, chill out and lay your ass back down." He grabbed her by the shoulders and pushed her back into the bed.
He sighed and got up. "I'm gonna go now. Theres no point in staying here."
"Wai-" She was cut off my the sound of the door closing.
Ash was nervous as hell actually. He wasn't being his usual self and he didn't like that. He wanted out as soon as possible.
Luckily for him as he made his way downstairs, he heard
"We really need to get going, Ms. Yvonne. We have an early flight in the morning and one of our boys has problems waking up on time."
"Oh... that's really a shame. And I had more stuff planned too..."
"I appreciate what you've done for us today though, so if you need something just call up my lab."
"No. Thank YOU!"
"We leaving Gary?"
"Fuck you!"
"Alrighty then."
A few months later...
"Look who finally decided to show up! I was really starting to think you got scared and hid under the covers." Was the first Gary Oak's bitch ass had to say the second I walked through the door.
"I'm more surprised that you aren't already gone stroking your dick in that goofy ass car you bought." I shot back while dusting myself off. Yeah, guy's 13 years old and somehow already has a driver's license. The only reason I can think of was... I turned to the Old man and asked him myself. "Yo, old man. How the fuck does he even have a driver's license?"
"I myself have wondered the same thing." Was all I got from him.
I sighed. I wouldn't get an answer from anyone, not even Daisy.
"Yeah, I guess a child driving a car is pretty minor compared to a child flying on an oversized fire lizard with wings. What type of world do we even live in?"
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"Whatever. Anyways, where yall at with things right now?" I scanned the room and noticed the fourth party who I had completely ignored. "Oh. Hey Leaf, didn't notice you there."
"Hmph." The girl pouted and looked away from me, clearly annoyed.
"This shit again?" I huffed quietly. Does she always have to be like that?
"Well you see, we have a bit of a problem. An injured Pokemon I had under my care slipped away and now we can't find him. I was hoping if one of you three can help find him."
"Uh, sure?" I looked at both Leaf and Gary. Gary was, of course, completely disinterested, as he was eager to get started on his journey. Can't blame him, but he could at least help his grandfather one more time before leaving. Leaf on the other hand... didn't seem much different either.
"Yeah, I can do it."
"Alright then. Sounds good... enough." The Old man didn't sound all that thrilled to have me be the only one who volunteered.
"Here then." He pulled out a pokeball. "This is his pokeball."
"Great. So what am I looking for?"
"A Pikachu."
"You're fucking joking right?"
"Absolutely not."
No wonder why the Old man didn't seem so fond of me doing this alone. I fucking hated those damn things.
Gary, being the dickhead he is, immediately starts laughing his fucking ass off.
"Oh god, if I didn't have some bitches waiting outside for me, I'd be watching you get absolutely fucking mopped by a rat! Again!" Gary continued laughing hysterically.
"I'm this close to putting your ass to sleep, tying you the the hood of your car and driving it into the Lake of Rage." I was genuinely trying to hold myself back from jumping the retard.
Leaf groaned, and rolled her eyes. "I'll see you idiots in Viridian City." She said before leaving abruptly.
Gary and I actually quieted down at this, as we looked at each other confused.
She was acting pretty weird today.
"Must be that time of month." Gary shrugged.
"Yeah, probably."
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"Well I think it's time you get going my boy, especially if you want to make it to Viridian City by dusk." The Old man spoke up.
Ah. That's right...
A feeling of dread came over me as we all said our goodbyes.
This was the beginning of my journey? The day I've been waiting for for 13 years isn't everything its chalked up to be. The second I walked through that door, I would be a free man. I relaxed as the thought of freedom crossed my mind. Was that what I was hoping for all along?
I guess Froakie should be here to witness the start of what I hope will be a long, exciting adventure.
I pulled out Froakie's pokeball from my belt and released him.
The frog pokemon that became my best friend in a single day, came out the ball with an excited croak before he perched himself on top of my backpack, grabbing onto my head for extra support.
"Its that time, Frogger."
Fro Froa!
I smiled as I stepped closer and closer to the open door which suddenly began to shine so bright it was impossible to see what was outside. Like a door in an RPG game that leads you to the next stage.
Freedom? I want to be a Pokemon Master... but what does that exactly mean? There's never been one, ever. There are people who have brought themselves to a level where they are labeled as one. The Pokemon League Champions from every region, the world monarch, and even the Professors.
But when they're asked about it, they all have different answers. So what does it really mean?
Was being a Pokemon Master, to be able to explore and learn as much as I can about Pokemon?
No matter how logical that answer seemed, it just didn't feel right to me...
Maybe this journey will hash things out for me; show me what it meant to be a Pokemon Master.
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But first, we got a fucking rat to catch!
Yo, yo, what's up y'all, it's me Godo here (I'm gonna need to start changing my name in some places). So I'm sure you've noticed as you've read along. This story is extremely vulgar. Stupidly vulgar. The characters are out of character and I teased a ship which I did once say was annoying as shit and I'll just say this: it's not the characters themselves, it's the story and the ones writing the story that make em annoying.
And you may have also noticed the pride month comment. It was Pride Month at the time of writing this and I did know that this story contained vulgar and offensive words that I'm pretty sure would hurt the feelings of 85% of the people in this goofy ass fanbase. That, I am also completely unapologetic for. Look I'm not homophobic or whatever the fuck yall wanna call me, this shit is just satire and meant to be a realistic depiction of some stupid 13 year old kids sense of humor and I think I really hit full center. I dont think Ineed to explain the N-word.
If anyone has a problem feel free to say so or slide in my DMs.
Enough of this bullshit. I hope you guys enjoyed this first chapter of Faucet Failure (thank you Ski Mask, I do not know why I named the story like this but I did) and feel free to leave a comment and if you liked it a lot, drop a follow as well.
Have a good day, and I'll catch you later.
Peace!