INEXACT WITCH
In the Earthling Hellmouth
I met a very smart girl
whose name is Willow Rosenberg
as valuable as a pearl
Me in your plan
include
Sometimes I seem
rude
of course I know
You one more book I'll show
Which does she prefer?
Often so
insecure to deal with her
From a distance, she sounds sweet, beautiful and inaccurate
Did the Engineer arrive late?
Together let's Heaven reach
I invite
the Inexact Witch
Inexact Witch
Inexact Witch
Inexact
in fact
a pact
react
whose left side
attract
The lame
Hephaestus don't reject!
If you hurt my pride...
Endless game!
Bad?
Mad
I'm glad
Sees red
instead
Thus, legend spread
Fantastic
Lunatic
but tragic
Ended up addicted to magic
Pretender
don't surrender!
Always her with books
dresses elegant
looks
seduce
Who'll the fierce duel win?
In the battlefield, I mean
Sex isn't a sin
and will never us ruin
Now, time to go
'cause little friends for me wait
In a parallel
universe, vampire
When passion catches fire
and unmasks our contained desire
She surely gets me hot
Hermes likes it a lot
She the poor guy shot
only a dirty plot
Willow's probably border
provoked panic and disorder
Makes chaos arise
Take off damned disguise!
Cancels our compromise
An interesting alliance of death
The nerdy couple studying Math
both curious
and also luxurious
Plato, out of caven, behaves as a frightened boy
Tough challenge face
coming from Space
She defeated crazy goddess Glory
How dared?
I'm scared!
As a result
Satan cult
reasonable
insult
Happy, I on and on and on
repeat in a loud
voice
I have choice?
such story
Darkness turns to Light
How I would define
my intellectual valentine?
Neurotic?
Psychotic?
Flaming Gothic?
Two of a kind
A brilliant mind
Danger on the road I find
At least
Wild Beast
I confess
I still dream
of Willow straight
again
From the bottom of my heart, I have faith
She evades any calculation
What an adamic temptation!
The tenebrous Petrarchian do I trust?
All her enemies soon bite
the dust
Willow wisely on me put a spell
Forever in her soul I'll dwell
Willow to the Little Man
doesn't belong
That's why pleasant
isn't the song
Therefore, Genius of Spindrift completely wrong
The Futuristic Forger supposes he can
What a fool!
I pity him!
He wasn't convinced that, unfortunately, he cannot
My superpowers far surpass
his
Wilson cool!
Helpless at first sight
she becomes powerful every night
Just fight
the good
fight
and believe
what's right
Crusader?
Invader?
A new bloodthirsty fairy tale
Only a sixties' typical alpha male
that tries
(Yes, he cries!)
in the Third Millennium to survive
Both in an alien weird world and in Sunnydale
the proud
rebellious and unstable
tycoon stay
alive
The Engineer calls a truce
Let the Spindrift Wizard finally rest
To my eternal lesbian lover
Mark Wilson wishes all the best
Deepest Tartarus, together, let's discover
Hesitant
Gorgone, hold my hand
as I try to understand
Willow, please
do this!
Do you feel
weak?
Would rather
freak?
Holy to others, backstage bitch
Smash!
Kill!
Destroy!
The next tip is: ENJOY!
I witnessed the Crash
It doesn't matter
what's out there
What a bizarre love affair!
Steve Burton and Buffy Summers: sermons we don't want
We ain't prudish like Kant
Captain
and Slayer
Away! Away! Away!
Willow Rosenberg admittedly...
Gay! Gay! Gay!
Run to Mass
and a prayer...
Say! Say! Say!
Disturb us sincerely
The Hidden
and the Forbidden
will
at last
nineties guest
emerge!