Total Drama Pahkitew Island- Finale Re-Write
Chris: In the last episode of Total drama Pahkitew Island.
Chris: Shawn, Sugar and Sky created their own challenges. Sky overcame the obstacles, Shawn jumped them and Sugar collected them.
Chris: Shawn's tree climbing challenge was more entertaining than a monkey with a saw. Sugar won, and did it in style.
Chris: It all came down to Sugar's challenge, a talent show. Sheriff Sky burped the competition, we were moved by Shawn's armpit serenade, and when Sugar combined rap with country music. Well, let's just say I'll never forget it. See you later.
Chris: Out of 14, only 2 are left. And today, one of them will walk away with a million dollars. It's time for the finals. Chris: Here. In Drama. Total. Pahkitew Island.
-INTRO-
It was nighttime on the island, Sky was trying to sleep in the tree house, but was not succeeding.
Sky: Come on... sleep.
-confessional-
Sky: What's going on? I've never had trouble sleeping before a competition. The difference this time is that I could win a million dollars. Yeah, that must be it. I'm sure Shawn has the same problem.
-end of confessional-
Meanwhile Shawn was yawning on his branch... with his eyes wide open. Out of nowhere he fell, but his leg was tied.
-confessional-
-yawn-
Shawn: Huh, haha, I'm trained to sleep with my eyes open, I read that it's possible to incorporate information and alert your brain of danger, that will come in handy in the apocalypse or if you fall asleep while riding your bike.
-end of confessional-
the rope broke.
Shawn: Danger.
-confessional-
Shawn (with some bruises): It totally works.
-end of confessional-
Sky finally managed to fall asleep. But immediately his peace was shattered by a loud honk. Shawn emerged from the bush he had fallen into.
Chris: Shawn, Sky, meeting area, now.
The two were soon in place.
Chris: Today one of you will be shot out of the cannon, and then my vacation will begin.
Sky: And you will give one of us the million.
Chris: I haven't forgotten Sky. I'm just focusing on the fun part.
Shawn: And tell me, have you decided which challenge to win I have to... no wait.
Sky: wow. you can't talk? Boom.
Shawn: Talk, I know how to... oh shoot.
-confessional-
Shawn: What's wrong with Sky? I mean, she was acting a little aggressive because of the competition. But insulting me like that for a mistake?
-end of confessional-
Chris: If I may continue. Your challenge is so challenging that the lawyers ordered that you each have assistants. Maybe that's not a bad idea. They could help us find their bodies.
The two finalists exchanged worried glances.
Chris: Now, which of the former contestants would you like to help you?
-confessional-
Sky: Jasmine has a lot of skills, but she likes Shawn, so I can't trust her to help me. Umm.
Shawn: My preferences based on physical ability, Jasmine Rodney, Dave, Samey, Topher, Scarlett, Max, Beardo, Sugar, Amy, Ella, anyone but Leonard.
-end of confessional-
Sky: I Pick Rodney.
Chris: You pick?, no, no no no.
Shawn: But did you ask us who?
Chris: I know. I did it to be cruel, Your helpers are chosen at random. When you press this button, the possible helpers will come up on the screen. When you press it again, the helper you get will be yours.
Chris pressed the button and the screen stopped on Sugar. Immediately both finalists were disgusted.
Sky: We can choose not to have helpers?.
Chris: No. But you can have a re-try. But only one between your two helpers. And speaking of which. Here comes the cast.
The chef military helicopter descended and from it came down 10 of the 12 eliminated Campers, there was no sign of Max or Scarlett.
Leonard: Greetings finalists.
Topher: Topher is back in action.
Amy: Whatever.
Ella: I'm so happy for both of you.
Beardo mimicked the sound of a bell as Sammy waved shyly. Rodney lifted the pulages, Jasmine greeted Shawn in particular by blowing him a kiss, making the survivor blush, Sugar looked at them both angrily and Dave just stood with his head down, which made Sky feel bad.
Chris: And this is why they have the re-try, with the others here, they will be able to hurt their feelings if they don't pick them.
Topher: I must admit, it's a wonderful thing.
Chris: Thanks Topher. I'm just doing what I know best. Now, let's see who will go first. With the help of this coin.
Chris spun the coin, and it ended up hitting Shawn in the eye.
Shawn: Ouch.
Chris: Shawn goes first. Let's see who you pick zombie boy.
Shawn: Yeah. No, yeah. No, uh...
the boy pressed the button, and it stopped on an image of Sammy scratching his hand.
Shawn: Samey?
Jasmine/Sammy: Sammy.
Shawn: Sorry. Sammy. Yeah, I'll take her.
Amy: It's your funeral.
The mole-less twin rolled her eyes and went to the survivor's side.
Chris: All right, now Sky must choose her first assistant.
Sky focused on the screen, trying to see if there was any order based on the rapidly passing colors. He pressed the button, and stopped on an image of a sad Ella.
Chris: Ella. Sky, you can keep her, or you can use your second try right now.
Sky thought about it for a moment, Ella wasn't the strongest physically and could get distracted, but at the same time, she was one of the few people he could trust.
Sky: Ella, join my team.
Ella: Hooray.
The princess hugged her, Sky was a little surprised, but returned the gesture.
Chris: Okay, but Ella, try to keep the singing to a minimum.
Ella: I will.
Chris: Perfect. Shawn, your turn to choose your second assistant.
Shawn nodded and watched the screen intently, as the images spun, Shawn lowered his finger pressing the button, stopping on an image of Amy covered in seaweed and mud.
Shawn: Amy?, No thanks, she'll spend all her time bragging that she's better than her sister.
Amy: Because I am.
Jasmine gave her a shove, sending her tumbling into some bushes.
Shawn: I want my second try right now.
The survivor pushed the button and stopped at an image of Jasmine with the spoon ha in her mouth.
Shawn: Jasmine? Oh yeah, I'll take her, no doubt.
The Australian went to her side.
Sammy: We can do it, we're a great team.
Sky (whispering): Damn. That's a strong lead out there. Rodney?...Beardo maybe?
Sky pressed the button, and the computer paused on an image of Dave crying. Sugar immediately started laughing like a mad hyena.
Sky: Dave? Amm, can I use my second try?
Topher: Uh, cutting.
Chris: You're worried that he won't help you after you cruelly rejected his feelings, and then you don't even bother to say goodbye.
Sky: But if I... no, it doesn't matter. I'll try.
Chris: Alright, there are no second chances, you take what comes out, and your second helper is... Dave.
Topher: Wow, what do you know?
-confessional-
Sky: Oh. I just made things more awkward.
-end of confessional-
Ella: Don't worry Sky, I'm sure we can.
Sky: I hope so. Things weren't right the last time I saw him.
Dave walked over and stood with the girls, but didn't say a word.
Chris: What's the matter buddy, cat got your tongue?
Dave: What are you talking about, I'm fine.
Chris: Oh I'm glad, I thought you'd be sad, I mean, after Sky turned you down and didn't even say goodbye, and now she's at it again, and asked for the second try. I mean, if I were you I'd be hurt.
Dave sighed.
-confessional-
Sky: This is too much, even with Ella on my side, there's no way we're going to beat Shawn, Jasmine and Samey. I mean, Sammy, together. I have to do something to get Dave back in his capacity if I want to have a chance of him losing me... I mean, winning.
-end of confessional-
Sky grabbed Dave by the shoulders and without expecting it, kissed him. Ella clasped her hands together and smiled, while the rest of the cast was surprised.
Dave: Why... You... You kissed me?
Sky: I turned you down because I wanted to focus on the game, and that's kind of hard if you're competing against someone you want to date.
Dave: You... you really want to go out in a date with me?
Sky: Yes. But after this is all over. If you don't mind.
Dave: You have my full support Sky.
-confessional-
Chris: I'm very confused about what's going on between Sky and Dave. Like whattttttt?
-end of confessional-
Chris: Well, is the reunion over? Okay, time for your challenge. I've affectionately dubbed it, "The Fake Deadly Death of Double Threesomes."
Dave: Um, what?
Chris: "The Dangerous Deadly Death of Dangerous Double Threesomes."
Sammy: You just changed it.
Ella: I think it's going to be dangerous.
-confessional-
Amy: Does that girl even have a brain?
A walnut hit her in the face.
-end of confessional-
Chris: After Scarlett wreaked havoc on the island's secret control center.
Dave, Ella and Sammy raised their hands, but their partners put them down.
Chris: No time for explanations guys. We haven't even explored all the crazy new dangers on this island yet, so far. Shawn and Sky, with the help of their helpers, must overcome a series of obstacles until they reach the finish line. The first to cross the finish line, will win one million dollars.
The 6 celebrated.
Amy: Amm, sorry, what about us?
Chris pressed a button and a bleacher came out behind the Campers.
Chris: Make yourselves comfortable. Now, to get the million dollars, all you have to do is survive an icy slope, learn to breathe under mud, and run 4 kilometers out in the open, where I'm sure nothing bad can happen to you.
The host laughed.
Chris: One assistant will help you on the ice, one in the mud, and then both in the field. Take your pick.
Dave: Mountain, there's no way I'm going anywhere near the mud.
Ella: Okay, I'll be waiting in front of the pit.
Sammy: It would be better if Jasmine helps you in the mud, she's taller and stronger.
Jasmine: Good thinking partner.
Shawn: Then it's settled.
The princess and the explorer started towards the second zone, while Chris threw helmets at the others.
Chris: For the first challenge, the production team insisted that they wear helmets to protect their brains. Who knows, someday they might start wearing them.
A helicopter approached with four ropes.
Chris: Once you are up, it is recommended that you put together a sled, or else it will be an even more complicated descent, everyone grab a rope, your challenge begins. Now.
The 4 of them held on with all their might as the helicopter took them away.
Chris: Goodbye, be careful. That's what I would say if I really cared.
The 4 made it to the top of the snowy mountain where there was a pile of trash, Shawn, Sammy and Sky landed on their feet, but Dave landed face first.
Shawn: Oh come on, should we build a sled out of this?
Sammy saw some skies sticking out and had an idea.
Sammy: Forget the sled, let's use these.
Sammy put them on, and Shawn jumped in behind him, they both started to descend.
Sky: Oh no.
Dave grabbed another Skies and put them on.
Dave: Forget the sled, let's use their strategy.
Sky: I don't know if I like that idea.
Dave: What if you like losing a million dollars? That's not the spunky Sky I know.
The gymnast blushed, but quickly changed to a determined look and jumped behind the germaphobe, to begin a descent.
Sammy: Nice try, but there's no way they'll catch up.
Because she was distracted, Sammy ended up going through a mound of snow, with something remaining over her eyes.
Sammy: I can't see anything.
Shawn: It's okay. I'll guide you. Left, right, left.
Despite the directions, Sammy ended up crashing into two other mounds.
-confessional-
Sammy was shivering and his skin was blue from the cold.
-end of confessional-
Sky: We're close, if they keep crashing into the snow we'll catch them soon, but we have to dodge them, we're too light to get through them.
Dave: Yes Sammy can do it. So can I.
Sky: Dave no.
The boy went head first into one of the mounds, but it just ended up being a ramp.
-confessional-
Dave: Well that went bad. I really should start training when I get home, go for a run, eat more carbs. The point is. That this story will have a happy ending, the guy will get the girl and the girl will get the money... No wait, that sounded bad.
-end of confessional-
They both ended up falling, but this time, Sky was down, and Dave was on his shoulders, then another mound sent them flying again, and this time, Dave landed on the ground and Sky was on him like a skateboard. To fly off again.
Shawn and Sammy made it all the way down.
Shawn: G-g-good job Sa-sammy. L-let's go.
The twin made an effort to follow, but she was clearly resenting all the snow. The others were watching everything through a screen.
Amy: Ha, take that Clone-my.
Rodney: Hey, where's Sugar?
Topher: I have no idea, but she's missing a show.
Dave and Sky finally made it downstairs, but in a huge snowball, they both managed to get the upper halves of their bodies out and tried to break it, but to no avail.
Dave: Ouch. Freezing hands.
Sky: Damn. I told you this was a bad idea.
Dave: Yeah... I'm sorry. I was supposed to help you, not make you lose, this is my fault. I just wanted to be someone better... someone like you.
The athlete looked at him in surprise.
Sky: I-It's not your fault Dave. and I have to tell you something, I was going to explain it to you later but there's no point in...
Sugar: Well, well.
They both saw Sugar standing there with a smile.
Sugar: I think I hit the jackpot.
Sky: What the hell do you want Sugar?
Sugar: To make sure you lose, if you lose, she loses, and if she loses, she'll be devastated. Nothing personal.
Sky: Oh yeah right. How you'll make us lose.
Sugar started pushing the snowball. Making Sky panic.
Sky: We have to get out of here.
Dave: But how? The others don't know what's going on, and the only thing alive near here is that cute cat.
Sky: cat?
Sky turned as best he could and saw that the same robot cat he had seen in the tunnels was licking its paw.
Sky: Hey you. Robot cat. If I'm talking to you, fleabag.
Dave: Robot cat?
Sky: Long story long, just get ready to duck in the snow again. Hey, are you programmed to lemme your butt and poop in a box too?
The minimal robot's eyes turned red and it started carrying something in its mouth.
Dave: What the-
Sugar: Hey, what's all the fuss about?
The cat fired its flamethrower.
Sky: Duck.
The fire hit the snowball squarely, the cat retreated, while out of the steam came Dave and Sky, beyond some burns on their clothes, and being wet from the melting snow, there didn't seem to be any damage.
Dave: That's a really bad kitty.
Sugar: By all my aunt's pigs, what happened?
Dave and Sky turned around and were surprised to see her.
Dave: Ohhh.
Sky: I didn't think that would happen.
Sugar: What? They look like the chickens on my farm when I fell on one of the coops.
Dave: It's just... well.
Sky: Your hair...
Sugar: My hair? What's wrong with my...?
Sugar put her hand to her head, and felt nothing. The camera zoomed out, showing that the flamethrower had burned her hair and eyebrows.
Sugar: MY HAIR. My beautiful hair, all these years invested in it... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Sky: I'm sorry Sugar, I had no idea that.
Sugar: You're going to pay for this.
Sugar lunged at her, but Dave pushed her off.
Sky: Dave.
Dave: Go away, I'll hold her as long as I can... and it won't be long, so run.
The gymnast nodded and went in the direction of the next part, while Chris watched the whole thing on his TV.
Chris: This final is getting out of control. Will anyone else lose their hair? Find out, when we come back.
-commercial break-
The camera panned to the mud pit, where Shawn finally arrived with Jasmine.
Jasmine: What took you so long?
Shawn: I went to drop Sammy in the stands, she was freezing.
The camera shows Sammy being hugged by Beardo and Rodney to regain warmth with Leonard's robe as a blanket, showing that the friend was wearing a black Hogwarts t-shirt underneath and green pants.
Sammy: Thank-thank you for pre-lending me you and Leonard.
Leonard: No problem, miss.
At that moment Dave arrived, a little dizzy, disheveled and with dirt stains.
Topher: What happened to you?
Dave: Sugar. She wanted to sabotage us and I tried to stop her, I hope I gave Sky enough time.
Amy: You better hope so, my pathetic sister's team has to lose.
In the middle of both zones, Sky met up with Ella.
Ella: Come on Sky.
Sky: Yeah...let's go...
Ella: Is something wrong?
Sky: N-No. Nothing, nothing's wrong with me, it's not like I feel terrible because I feel like I'm lying to Dave.
The athlete covered her mouth.
Her: W-what are you talking about.
Sky sighed. There was no case anymore.
Sky: I really like Dave. I really do. And I wasn't lying when I said I wanted to go out with him when the competition was over. But there's still something he doesn't know. And I'm afraid of how he might react.
Ella: Sky. If you really love him, you should tell him. And if he really loves you. Then he'll understand anything.
Sky smiled.
Sky: Thank you Ella. It's just that it's a... complicated issue. Come on, let's get this over with so I can tell him once and for all. Maybe without the pressure of the game on top of it I can get up enough courage.
Chris: Welcome to the second area, this mud pit is over 4 meters deep, and it's too big to swim through, the only way to get across, is for one to act as the other's chair.
Shawn: Amm, that the one at the bottom doesn't... you know, drown?
Chris: Yeah. Or at least, that would be the case if he didn't use this rebreather. He'll stick out of the water just enough so he can breathe fresh air.
Jasmine: Get on my shoulders, I'd better carry you.
Shawn: That won't be necessary, I could easily... ok, no. But are you sure?
Jasmine: Of course I am. After I was eliminated, I thought it was the end for me, but we're still in the finals together. And if you win we can still share the money.
-confessional-
Shawn: Oh shoot. I forgot about that... maybe I should have read some romance novel set in an apocalypse to know how to deal with these situations.
-end of confessional-
Chris: Normally I would have a complaint about that, but since technically once the money is earned it's no longer my problem. There's no conflict at all if you decide to share it.
Jasmine: You heard him. We can do that.
Chris: Yes. Isn't that wonderful Shawn?
-confessional-
Shawn: If it wasn't for the risk of him setting a condition against me. I would have beaten him right there.
-end of confessional-
Jasmine put on the respirator, Shawn climbed onto her shoulders and started walking into the pit, while Sky arrived with Ella.
Sky: Maybe it's better if I'm downstairs. There's no way you can support me the whole way.
Ella: No. I'm your assistant, so I must do my duty.
Sky: But.
Ella: Trust me. I can do it.
The princess took the respirator and sat on the edge of the pit, so Sky could climb in. The gymnast knew it was useless to try to convince her, so she positioned herself and let the girl start walking.
-confessional-
Jasmine: With all this excitement, I'd forgotten how much I'm terrified of enclosed spaces. And being submerged in a mud pit counts as one.
-end of confessional-
Jasmine panicked and started to turn around, hoping to predict her own steps.
Shawn: Woah, wait, where are you going, Jasmine... Jas?
They ended up colliding.
Sky: Hey, be careful.
Shawn: It wasn't me. I forgot that Jasmine was afraid of enclosed spaces.
Sky: And now what are we supposed to do, they're locked.
Chris: Boring. Start slapping each other.
Shawn: Do you have 5 or something?
Chris: All right. Release the diving bear 3.0.
Sky: You've got to be kidding me.
The robot bear appeared, jetpacking through the air. And he launched himself into the pit, sending the 4 Campers out.
-confessional-
Sky: I catched Shawn. Maybe I still have a chance. I mean, what's the worst that can happen now?
Shawn: Jasmine has done all the heavy lifting. I can't just leave her with nothing. Even if it means more risk to our brains.
-End of confessional.
Chris: Great. Now, I'll give you a little shower.
The chef appeared with a fire hose and sprayed them down, leaving them free of mud. As the bleacher with the other finalists approached, Dave and Sammy went to help their respective partners. And a screen came up in front of everyone.
Chris: Jasmine, Dave, I've got some videos that should give you some energy for the final leg of the challenge.
Sammy: I have a bad feeling.
Chris pressed the button and started showing a confessional of Shawn.
Shawn: Could she have a worse idea for money? Most businesses tend to close before they're a year old, and the name you thought of is the worst I've ever heard.
Shawn: What the?
The gallery froze.
Shawn: I didn't say that. I mean, I did say the business and the idea. But the name thing I didn't say, I said it was the second... oh shoot. It's not better either... But the point is.
Jasmine picked him up by the collar of his vest.
Jasmine: After all I did for you, and you still wanted to keep all the money.
Shawn: I swear that's not what I...
Jasmine: I don't want to hear another one of your lies.
The Australian started to cry. While Sammy tried to comfort her.
Topher: Oh, Shawn, what a heartbreaker.
Chris: Topher. You make one more unnecessary comment, and I'll put you in the cannon again.
The aspiring host swallowed hard and made the gesture of keeping his mouth shut.
Dave: I'm glad I don't have a dream they can make fun of... oh wait.
Chris: Don't worry buddy, you may not have a dream, but I can give you one.
Chris pressed the button, and the screen started playing another video, of Sky in her room.
Sky: Hi, my name is Sky.
Sky: My audition tape?
Chris: Shh.
Sky: And I really want to enter the competition, even if I'm really going to miss my boyfriend Keith.
The entire cast was shocked. And the only immediate reactions were a worried sigh from Sky and Beardo saying his second words on camera.
Beardo: Oh *censoring*
-confessional-
Sky: My boyfriend was in the room when I recorded the audition tape, I had to say it. I was going to break up with him before I came here, but I ran out of time and... I really like Dave. Oh no, I blew it. And all because of that stupid million.
-end of confessional-
Dave was completely frozen, he wasn't able to react, the words from the audition tape were playing in his head, over and over again.
Chris: Dave, are you there? I think I broke it.
The boy reacted, and needless to say he was anything but happy.
Dave: That was the but. You had a boyfriend?
Sky: No. Dave: Well, yes. But he's not the one. The thing is. You, and... I...
Dave: I don't want to hear it.
Shawn: Listen if I said those things, but it was before I realized how much I really care about you.
Ella prepared to speak, but Chris's horn interrupted them.
Chris: I'm sorry, but we have to move forward with the challenge, and I'm out of popcorn. Since the helpers won't be of any real help now, they will take a double choice role.
Some Interns gave controls to the 4 helpers.
Chris: The island is back up and running. Sky and Shawn must make it to the finish line in less than 10 minutes. While their former assistants use all kinds of tricks to stop them with those babies. If you stop them from crossing the finish line before the 10 minutes. You 4 will get the million.
Sky/Shawn: What?
Jasmine: I like the sound of that.
Dave: Oh, you said it.
Ella: No, I can't hurt anyone like that.
Sammy: I agree with Ella.
The cheerleader took her controler and the princess's one and slammed them to the ground.
Chris: Then it will be Dave and Jasmine who will split the money, after a little payback.
The two finalists gulped.
-confessional-
Jasmine: Lie to me once, my bad, lie to me twice, and I'll do to you what I did to the crocodile that tried to eat my cat.
Dave: I had nothing to do with the million before, but now, the part I win. I'll burn it in front of Sky... Does that sound too vindictive?
-confessional-
Chris: On your marks?
Shawn: Jas, please.
Chris: Ready?...
Sky: Dave, I'm begging you.
Chris: Out.
Chris pressed the horn, Shawn and Jasmine stood for a moment, but they knew that at this point, nothing they said would be helpful, so they started running in the direction of the field. Once they had gone a few yards, the others' controls lit up.
Jasmine: I can still start my business.
Dave: Yeah, they're going to pay for laughing at us.
Dave and Jasmine pressed a few buttons and several trees shot out of the ground to the horror of Shawn, Sky, Ella and Sammy.
Topher: Rocket trees?
Rodney: Since when?
Sugar: The island is fake, they missed that crazy thing.
Fortunately, the trees didn't hit them, but they sure came close.
Dave: Let the weather reflect how we feel.
Dave pressed another button and the island's sky darkened, and it began to rain and hail. Before long, the ground was wet, full of mud puddles and the hail was making the two finalists complain constantly. Jasmine pressed another button and a log came out in the road, which Shawn ended up colliding with, while Sky jumped over it, only to slip in one of the puddles. Jasmine couldn't help but wince.
-confessional-
Jasmine: I want to stop Shawn from winning. But I don't want to hurt him.
-end of confessional-
Soon both finalists had to battle a heavy snow blizzard.
Sky: C-can you see anything?
Shawn: N-No. Oh, I really r-r-ruined it. I should have been honest with Jasmine from the beginning.
Sammy: Jasmine. Listen to him.
The Australian was about to press another button, but stopped her finger and sighed.
Jasmine: I can't do it. It's not worth it.
The Aussie snapped the controller in half. The cheerleader hugged her.
Sammy: You made the right decision.
Jasmine: You can do it Shawn.
Dave pressed another button and a log fell in the path, it almost crushed Shawn, but it did manage to leave Sky trapped by her foot. She sighed in terror, she had to do something.
Dave: What else am I supposed to do?
The boy was about to push another button, but Ella grabbed his hand.
Ella: David, you have to stop.
Dave: No.
Ella: Please, I know Sky lied to you and that's a terrible thing but there's a part of the story you still don't know.
Dave: oh let me guess, her boyfriend is a millionaire and she just wants to make the money out of ego and greed. She doesn't care who he has to use.
Her: NO. Prince David, I'm begging you to...
Dave gave a tug and made the princess fall down, Sugar started to laugh.
Sugar: You deserved that since the season started.
Dave shook himself and looked at Ella for a moment, the princess had a pained and sad expression, just like when he rejected her. This made Dave break his cold countenance, and then he saw the screen, where Sky was moving forward while keeping what little warmth she could, between the snowball, the hose and the rain, the cold of the snowfall was causing major havoc for his body.
But she had used it, hadn't she? Or perhaps, the one that was used was himself. He idealized that Sky would be his partner, even though there was always a but. Sky wanted to tell him about that boyfriend before? And then he remembered what she tried to tell her before starting this third part of the challenge. "He's not the one."
Ella: David... Please.
Dave raised his face and the controller with his finger just above one of the buttons.
Dave: I've already made too many mistakes.
She closed her eyes in terror, while Jasmine, Sammy and the rest had some nerves (except Sugar and Amy) but instead of pressing the button, Dave brought his hand down with all his might and smashed the controller to the ground, destoying the last control knob.
Dave: I'm not going to make another one.
The princess smiled and stood up.
Ella: That means...
Dave: Yes. I'm going to give her a chance to explain.
She squealed with excitement and hugged him. The control that Dave had broken sparked and the island began to shake, causing everyone to try to stand up.
Shawn: What's going on?
Out of nowhere, Shawn and Sky were lifted up a mountain. Many meters above the island.
Sammy: Oh no.
Jasmine: SHAWN.
Ella: SKY.
-confessional-
Dave: *censorship* my luck.
-end of confessional-
Chris: 30 seconds.
Dave bent down and tried to see if he could undo it with what was left of the control.
Dave: Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on. It's not working, why on earth when I try to make things right, everything goes wrong?
Jasmine: There's got to be something we can do.
Chris: There is nothing.
A megaphone went off on the mountain where Shawn and Sky could only look down.
Chris: Just a minute. I guess Jasmine, Dave and the others will take the money.
Shawn: That's fine. At least Jasmine will be happy.
Sky: But are we going to stay here?
Chris: Hey, what are you doing?
Jasmine lifted Chris up, dropping the microphone she was talking into, Dave picked it up.
Dave: Sky, I didn't mean to go this far, I should have listened to you earlier. I'm really sorry. You too Shawn, he didn't have to grovel.
Sky: It's not your fault Dave. I wanted to explain it all to you, but I didn't expect Chris to show it first. When I see him again I'm going to...
The gymnast hit a hard piston and they both felt the mountain crack a little.
Sky: I think I have an idea.
Shawn: Are you out of your mind?
Sky: Do you want to stay up here and give Chris a taste? If you win, you can still fulfill Jasmine's dream.
Sky hit another piston.
Shawn joined in and gave one of his own.
Chris: 30 seconds.
Both gave one more stomp, the mountain cracked and a huge avalanche came crashing down to cross the finish line on the beach. At the same time Chris sounded the horn.
Chris: Time's up.
Jasmine: Are they okay?
Chris: Do you care? you won, revenge is a dish best served col... oh, wait, what's that?
-Final 1/Sky Wins-
A hand peeked out of the snow.
Dave/Ella: SKY.
The two ran to the shore and helped her out.
Sky: What happened? Did I win?
Ella: You won. You did it.
Sky: I won? Sky: Yes.
The gymnast hugged the princess. And then she saw Dave who was clearly ashamed of what he had done.
Dave: You would have won sooner if I hadn't been such an idiot, I almost hurt you... or worse... Could you forgive me?
Sky: We'll talk about this... when we go on that date once I break up with Keith properly.
Dave: D-date? So even after all this. You still...
Sky smiled and gave him a kiss on the cheek, making him swoon.
Jasmine reached the mound and started looking around, until she pulled out Shawn who had a flower in his hands.
Shawn: I guess I deserved it, could you forgive me?
Jasmine gave him a kiss on the lips, and the survivor reciprocated the gesture.
-Final 2/Shawn Wins-.
A hand came out of the snow, holding a flower.
Sammy/Jasmine: SHAWN.
The two went to the snow and Jasmine lifted Shawn in her arms.
Shawn: I managed to take it for you. Will you be able to forgive me?
Jasmine kissed him, and that was the only answer he needed. Sammy watched them with a smile, while Ella and Dave searched the snow.
Ella: Sky. Sky answer me.
Dave jumped straight into the snow... And emerged in Sky's arms.
Sky: Are you okay?
Dave: Yeah... and you?
Sky: I think so. You know, I don't feel bad about losing.
Dave: I'm so sorry, I...I shouldn't have...
Sky kissed him on the forehead.
Sky: We'll talk about this later. When I do the right thing with Keith, okay?
Dave nodded with a smile, and wiped away a tear that had escaped his eye.
-Final 3/Helpers Win-
Two hands peeked out, one held an orange flower, but both were behind the finish line.
Dave/Ella: SKY
Sammy/Jasmine: SHAWN
The 4 went running to the avalanche zone, and helped their respective finishers.
Jasmine lifted Shawn in her arms.
Shawn: I managed to take it for you, will you be able to forgive me?
Jasmine kissed him, and that was the only answer he needed. Sammy watched them with a smile, while Ella and Dave searched the snow.
Ella: Sky. Sky answer me.
Dave jumped straight into the snow... And emerged in Sky's arms.
Sky: Are you okay?
Dave: Yeah... and you?
Sky: I think so. You know, I don't feel bad about losing.
Dave: I'm so sorry, I...I shouldn't have...
Sky kissed him on the forehead.
Sky: We'll talk about this later. When I do the right thing with Keith, okay?
Dave nodded with a smile, and wiped away a tear that had escaped his eye.
Chris: Sorry to interrupt your moment. But since neither crossed the finish line, that means Jasmine and Dave are our first official co-winners.
Chris handed them the briefcase.
Sammy: Looks like your dream will come true.
Jasmine: But...
Shawn: You earned it. You deserve the money more than me.
Jasmine smiled and hugged her friend and her boyfriend.
Sky: Congratulations...
Dave: Yeah, well. I think I'm going to respect my idea... and give you my half of the money.
Sky: What?
Dave: Sky. I have nothing to do with this...ok, I can think of a few… but I'm not going to take away your dream.
Sky: Dave... I don't know what to say.
Dave: I only have one condition... I pick the place for the first date.
Sky laughed and hugged him.
The camera panned to the helicopter, where Chris, Sky (With the briefcase on her end), Shawn (With the briefcase on his end), Dave, Jasmine (With the briefcase on her and Dave's end) Ella and Sammy, were at the door, while the others were inside.
Chris: Well, that was it for this crazy season. Until we meet again. I was your host. Chris Mclean. and this was, Total. Drama. Pahkitew Island.
The helicopter zoomed away, as the Scuba bear roared at the cat-bot, before running away as it activated the flamethrower.