A/N: this is for a RWBY Chibi episode..
Ruby Rose is lying on the kitchen counter next to the sink, with both hands wrapped around the faucet, trying to contain a leak.
Ruby: Guys, we got a leak. Ahh, somebody call a plumber.
Taiyang Xiao Long enters the room, holding a red toolbox and wearing a blue hat with a white hammer and wrench emblem on it.
Taiyang: Sounds like someone could use a little help from... The Fixer.
Ruby: No, Dad, no, we just need a plumber.
Taiyang: What have I always told you girls? As long as I'm around you never have to pay for plumbers, electricians...
The lights in the kitchen flicker.
Taiyang: Ignore that...or dentists
One of Tai's teeth pops out.
Taiyang and Ruby are standing next to the counter, the faucet has been wrapped in a large volume of tape and a few drops of water spray out of it. Ruby looks concerned and is still staring at the sink.
Taiyang: You see? Plumbing is my middle name! Hey, did you see a tooth around here anywhere?
Meanwhile with Sarge, Simmons and Grif driving there warthog seen that it was kind of busted and they made a quick stop on the sidewalk.
Sarge: damn it, this Jeep was brand new!
Simmons: I don't know I just fixed this up..
Grif: hey I'm not the one that's good with maintenance.. I thought you were the genius..
Simmons: as if you weren't doing anything good..
Sarge: enough the both of you! Simmons fix the Jeep now!
Simmons: yes sir, I work right on it!
Taiyang: perhaps you're going to need the fixer!
Sarge: who in Sam Hill are you!
Taiyang: well you see I'm actually Ruby and Yang's dad... I'm also the fixer seen at your Jeep is kind of need some maintenance..
Simmons: as if you can do good at mechanics..
Taiyang: oh trust me I'm pretty good at fixing stuff that's why they don't call me to fixer for no reason...
Grif: I feel like that I don't believe you..
Taiyang: why is it because I'm not good with fixing mechanics or any other stuff!
Sarge: well to be honest you too kind of said that to yourself..
Taiyang: okay FairPoint...
Sarge: thinking of which it seems that Yang needs your help with her motorcycle..
Taiyang: is that so.. don't worry Yang Papa's coming to help you!
Taiyang appears next to Yang and her motorcycle, smiling expectantly; he raises his eyebrows twice.
Yang: Dad, no, I have a mechanic.
Taiyang: Oh, okay, that's fine. Hey, at least let me start a bonfire for you, so you can throw all your money in it. Because that's what you're going to do by going to a "mechanic". Oh, and while you're at it, throw my corpse in the fire, too. Because apparently I'm DEAD to you!
Yang: Jeez, okay, fine. Do your fixer thing.
Taiyang: Look at that, good as new. Well new-ish.
A part falls off of the bike as Yang drives it past Taiyang, leaving clouds of black smoke behind her.
Taiyang: Oh, you don't actually need whatever that thing is.
In the distance, Ruby is blown into the sky by a torrent of water.
Ruby: Plumber!
Sarge: well we didn't see that coming...
Simmons: is someone going to actually help her...?
Grif: what do we look like plumbers, we're just soldiers..
Sarge: that seems right about that..
Sarge, Simmons and Grif drove off with the maintenance complete.
Ruby and Yang have a glowing keyboard and mouse on a table and a holographic display in front of them.
Ruby: Aw, the computer froze again.
Yang: This thing's busted.
Taiyang jumps into the room excitedly.
Taiyang: Ho ho ho, nothing is busted when The Fixer is around.
Ruby: Oh, hey dad. Think you could fix the computer?
Taiyang: (hesitant) Computer? Uh, yeah. Pfft, sure, of course I could do that.
Taiyang sits down in front of the computer. Ruby and Yang look at each and nod before moving sideways out of the room.
Taiyang: Um, oh. Um, right, okay. Where's my cursor? Oh, there it is okay. Right. Well, nothing happens when I click on anything.
Ruby and Yang poke their heads into the room through the open archway, watching their father try to fix the computer. Yang: Think that'll keep him?
Ruby: Yang, the man never learned how to change his wallpaper.
Yang: Fair enough.
Yang and Ruby duck out as a popup appears on the monitor, reading "COOKIES ENABLED ON THIS SITE".
Taiyang: Ruby, this thing says you have cookies. You know those are bad for your- A tooth pops out of his mouth and bounces across the table.
Taiyang: Teeth.
To Be Continued...