Welcome Back to the second part of Exposition this way comes, last time we learned about the shithole that was Saturn's backstory, found out Shastacan isn't dead and that Starlight is in Town Hall. also to keep things from getting more confusing Saturn's Wife is Glim and the other mare is Starlight, got it? Got it!
Saturn lead the group into the town hall building, Festivia finding a locked metal door to the mayor's office, fiddling with the handle
"Fest, Guys, I'm gonna go in, by myself." Saturn said
"What? Why?" Glim asked "If anything me and Twilight should go in to talk her down"
"Why don't we all go in?" Eclipsa asked
"And give her a panic attack?" Saturn asked "Ok, Twi, Glim, Fest and I will go in, you guys can be on lookout"
Janna walking up to the locked door "I've got this" she said, taking a paper clip from her pocket and sticking it in a hole in the handle, fiddling with it and then unlocking the door
"Thanks Janna" Saturn said, the group splitting up as Festivia climbed on Glim's back
"Alright…let's do this" Saturn sighed, opening the door, showing a typical mayor's office, with a desk and an abnormally large computer chair which was facing away from the group towards a giant window, a shut closet with murmuring in it, the chair swinging around showing Starlight Glimmer sitting there, smirking before freezing in fear
"Yeah, you're in deep shit, Starlight" Saturn said "You mind explaining the vortex, the blood sky? The dimensional merger?"
"What are you?" She asked
"Not what, who" Saturn replied "Again, do you mind explaining-" It began to rain dark red liquid "The blood rain?"
"I'm gonna be sick" Glim said nauseated.
"Babe, bathroom's down the corner, I saw it when I threw out the burrito wrapper" Saturn explained, picking up Fest and setting her on the ground before Glim galloped off
"Starlight" Twilight began "Earth, Mewni and Equestria have merged together and magic's gone"
"Well, maybe for you" Starlight said, her horn glowing, levitating the desk
"Oh great, she still has her Jedi powers" Saturn sighed
"What's a jedi?" Fest asked
"I've failed as a parent" Saturn replied "Look, Starlight, What's your end goal, take everybody's magic, become a dictator and get with Sunburst?"
"How do you know about Sunburst?!" Starlight asked, narrowing her eyes "Who are you?"
"Don't worry about that, worry about that hellscape out there!" Saturn furrowed his brow "What's the endgame here? I'm not seeing it"
"Well for not seeing it you pretty much summed it up" Starlight replied
"You're joking…" Saturn said "Oh jesus you aren't joking"
"Mom….no" Fest teared up
"Mom?" Starlight asked
"Festivia and Saturn come from an alternate reality" Twilight explained
"That;s idotic! That's preposterous!" Starlight said
"Congrats, you have a word of the day calendar" Saturn replied with a smirk, looking away
"How, why would I even adopt a human?" Starlight asked, Saturn snapping his neck straight at her
"Excuse me?" Saturn asked, a clear stern anger in his voice
"They eat foals, they hunt ponies, they burn villages!" Starlight replied "THEY'RE EVIL, AND THEY SHOULDN'T BE REAL!"
Festivia beginning to cry
"Apologize to my daughter, you bitch" Saturn replied
"Why should I?" She replied
"Oh I forgot, you don't grow a heart for a while" Saturn replied, the two starring each other down
"And you have one? You're a deformed human" Starlight replied
"Hey, I'd like to refer you to my friend, his name's Shrek!" Saturn said "Jokes aside, you're one to talk"
"Saturn, Starlight" Twilight said
"Oh, like you know me" Starlight replied
"Yeah, 6 years sharing a bed will do that" Saturn quipped
"MOM, DAD, STOP!" Festivia shouted
"Stop interrupting me you little monster!" Starlight shouted her horn glowing and a blast of cyan energy pushing out like a lazer through Festivia's chest. The princess collapsing as Twilight looked on in shock, Saturn's eyes widening in anger, his iris turning red as his hair changed as well, he quickly sprouted dark red dragonfly like wings with holes in them, his outfit changed into a one piece jumpsuit with a black skull in the middle, his fingers turned into claws
"You will regret that decision" Saturn said, an echo in his voice, he dashed over to Starlight, grabbing her by the throat like a scene out of a superman movie, or rather a general zod like move.
"It was an accident" She gasped
"...You killed my daughter, the one person I live for" Saturn replied "You caused an apocalypse. I'm done being nice"
"Saturn!" Twilight said, running up as the doors flung open, Star, Marco, Eclipsa who was holding Meteora, Rarity, Janna and Spike ran in, all of the above shocked "Saturn don't"
The hybrid reached his free hand over towards Twilight and blasted her with a purple fireball with a black glow, knocking her back, staring directly at Starlight as lazer beams came out of his eyes, turning her head into ash and cauterizing the neck hole. Releasing his grasp and shooting up into the sky through the ceiling,
He began to scream, like a man who had lost everything, in his eyes, he did. The sky began to turn purple as red lightning struck him, a giant explosion of yellow energy bursted out of him as the sky cleared to a normal blue with light clouds, three suns in the sky, he collapsed to the ground, or rather town hall's roof, reverting to his prior state, now wearing black jeans, an ICP shirt, van sneakers and a leather jacket, he laid unconscious
Cutting back to the group, heart cheekmarks appeared on Star's cheeks, Spades on Eclipsa's, Clubs on Meteora's, as Twilight and Rarity's cutie marks came back
"He dipped down…without magic" Eclipsa said
"He rebooted the magic" a deep voice said, causing the Mewni and earth residents to turn their heads, seeing a small floating blue man in robes, with a gem in his forehead
"Glossaryck?" Marco asked "Did you plan this?"
"I don't plan anything, if I did Festivia and Meteora would have run Mewni together" he replied, looking at the massacre "I haven't seen anything this hostile since Solaria."
"Wait, You said he rebooted the magic?" Twilight asked
"Yes, it's an earth term, Star unplugged it, he gave it a system update" Glossyrick said "Honestly that man scares me, there's a reason i've never been to his timeline"
Glim cantering into the room, her eyes widening in fear "I was gone for two minutes and my daughter is dead?!" she then noticed the cheekmarks and cutie marks in the room "What the fuck happened?"
"Your alternate self had a sort of panic attack and shot a zeta beam through Festivia, Saturn dipped down and massacred her" Glossaryck replied
"...Zeta beam?" Star asked
"Like in Batman?" Marco asked
"Bingo" Glossaryck pointed
"She's still alive" Glim replied "Not here, but somewhere else…Where's Saturn?"
"He's on the roof" Janna said, everyone looking at her "He let me put a tracker on him"
"Ok, Twilight, get Saturn. We're gonna go regroup somewhere and figure this out" Glim said
"I'm calling the cops, he committed a murder" Marco said
"He killed me, and I say it's ok" Glim replied "he needs rest, and he needs some TLC. he's…going through alot right now. We were going through alot"
"I'll grab him, we'll regroup at the castle" Twilight said, cutting away to a newsfeed
"Just as the weirdmeggedon relapse started, the situation seems to have escalated to hysteria" a newscaster said "We have footage from inside the Echo Creek Town Hall building, which seems to be the center of the vortex"
The footage shown was surveillance footage of Saturn and Starlight's fight with no audio, it cut back to the newscaster "Do we have any audio? No. Terrific, it seems the invaders are from places called Equestria and Mewni. we 'll update as the story does, Josh Perkins signing out to my colleague with the weather"
Cutting away again, a brunette girl in a sweater with a pizza slice image sewn in sat on a couch "Grunkle Ford, where's Mewni?"
"Mewni?" a gruff voice asked from another room, a man with grey hair and glasses walked in, he had six fingers and wore a baudge coat over a red shirt, combat boots and khakis "That's a forbidden realm, like Shangri-la, or Dimension M!" he said "Who told you about Mewni?"
"They're talking about it on the news, this red bug thing vaporized a unicorn's head with lazer beams" She replied
"Mabel…we're dealing with a threat far greater than Bill ever could be now, the crimson moth is a force that he was afraid of" Ford explained "We need to alert your brother" Ford replied "We all could be in great danger"
Fading away to Saturn laying unconscious in an equine sized bed, Glim sitting next to him as he opened his eyes "Wha-where am I? Glim? Did Fest go to school?"
"Saturn…do you remember anything?" Glim asked
"I had this weird nightmare, I fought an evil you, I lost Festivia in another timeline" Saturn said
"...That wasn't a dream" Glim explained "You stopped the crisis, but now Equestria, Earth and Mewni are all stuck together"
"...and Fest's dead" Saturn said "Our daughter is gone"
"We'll find a way to get her back" Glim replied "She's my daughter too"
"Your cutie mark is back" Saturn said "That yellow energy…I rebooted the magic, and now i've got a target on my head"
"Princess Celestia is on her way from LA" Glim said "She'll be here in 10 minutes, she wants to speak with you before she goes and sees the president…he also wants to see us"
"The President…who's he in this timeline?"
"This is gonna sound weird…Bateman Shastacan" Glim replied
"Wow, weird coincidence." Saturn replied sitting up "Ow. fuck"
"Saturn! Try not to strain yourself, Babe" Glim said
"So we're stuck here till I arrive in Shangri-la" Saturn sighed
"You're a butterfly, you'll be stored in the wand" Glim replied
"Not if I have a say about it" Saturn smirked as the door to the room opened
"I'm sorry if i'm a little early" a light voice said as a draft horse sized mare walked in, she was snow white with blue eyes and a sparkling rainbow mane and tail, with a sun cutie mark, a long horn and wings, she wore a gold necklace, tiara and gold horse shoes
"Your majesty…" Saturn said, a hint of fear in his voice
"Saturn Butterfly, I presume?" she asked
"Yes…" He replied hesitantly "I'm sorry if I can't kneel, I'm a bit sore"
"It's alright, I'm sorry for your loss" Celestia replied "Twilight and Spike told me everything they knew"
"...Look, if you're gonna send me to the moon, do it quick, I don't want Glim to have to suffer wondering your majesty" he replied
"I'm not going to send you to the moon. Saturn…please, call me Celestia" she smiled warmly
"...why?" Saturn replied "I basically declared war out of pure rage, I'm a war criminal, I used biological warfare which is against earth's laws"
"...It is?" Celestia asked
"Yeah, completely." Saturn said "I made a bad situation worse, by a long shot"
"You were protecting the ones you loved" Celestia sighed "I understand that sacrifice, in what ponies would call ancient Equestria, my sister and I banished humans out of Equestria with a spell, because they were hunting and eating ponies"
"I know, I'm not a leader though, I'm a juggalo from Upstate New York" Saturn sighed "Spiderman said with great power comes great responsibility, but i'm far from responsible"
"That was uncle ben" Glim said, making Saturn chuckle.
"Still, I don't use magic for a reason, my family held a monopoly on it, that isn't right, everyone should be able to use magic" Saturn said "I don't even want this. I just want my family to be ok"
"...Princess Celestia…can you leave us for a minute, please?" Glim asked, Celestia nodded and cantering out of the room
"Saturn, we will find Festivia, Glossaryck said it was a Zeta beam. If we have to search forever we will" Glim said "I know what will cheer you up" she said, floating the sheets off of Saturn
"Glim! Celestia's here!" Saturn blushed
"I'll give you a hour" Celestia chuckled, closing the door behind her
"...But I can't" Saturn sighed "I can't even get up"
"I'll do all the work, just relax…I need this too, you know" Glim said, the camera fading to the meeting room, Celestia trotting downstairs to see Twilight, Star, Eclipsa, Rarity, Meteora and Marco sitting
"Where's Janna?" Celestia asked
"She took Saturn's car to go get my friends and Star's mother" Twilight replied "How's Saturn holding up?"
"He's hurt, but I'm sure Starlight can help with that, you may hear some squeaking up there" Celestia quipped, Eclipsa widening her eyes as Meteora tilted her head confused
"Now?" Rarity asked
"Dude's getting laid, he deserves it" Janna said from a hallway, walking in with an orange earth pony mare with a blonde ponytail mane and cowboy hat, a pink earth pony with a curly dark pink mane and a woman with cyan hair, diamond cheekmarks and blue eyes, she wore a nightgown like dress, squeaking beginning
"Oh! Oh! Are Saturn and Starlight jumping on the bed?" The pink mare asked, hopping up and down
"You could say that" The Orange mare replied with a southern accent
"I am never going to take a car-ride with Janna again" the woman said "All Saturn had for music in his car was Clown Murderers and an obscene blonde man who rhymes profanity"
"Hey, I like Eminem!" Janna said
"I personally liked those Metallica fellows" Eclipsa replied "How are you doing Moon?"
"I'm as well as I could be, Janna is going to pick up your husband, he's at the Diaz household" Moon explained as the squeaking continued, Eminem blaring
'Manson, you're safe in that cell, be thankful it's jail, I used to be my mommy's little angel at 12, 13 I was puttin' shells in a gauge on a shelf. I used to, get punked and bullied on my block
'Til I cut a kitten's head off and stuck it in this kid's milk box. I used to give a fuck, now I could give a fuck less, What do I think of success? It sucks'
"He's playing it in here now" Moon muttered
"Well, that's a startling music taste" Eclipsa said
"They're fucking to Eminem, Nice" Janna smirked
"Language!" Moon replied
"Oh, stop being so uptight." Janna replied "I'll be back" she added, leaving
Cutting away, President Shastacan sat in a black van, driving on the highway. A secret serviceman in the drivers seat
"Can we stop and get something to eat?" Shastacan asked
"What would you like sir?" The service man asked
"Filet Minoy wit-" Shastacan was cut off as they pulled into a drive through
"Hi can I get a McRib, some fries and a sprite" the service man turned his head "What do you want"
"A ten piece Mcnugget and a diet coke" Shastacan sighed "Make sure they give me a toy"
"Yeah what the president said, and add a toy" he said into the drive through speaker
"Any sauce?" the drive through worker asked
"...Buffalo" Shastacan said
"Your total is 30.66" she replied
"We ordered two meals, how is it 30 dollars?!" Shastacan asked
"Corporate policy" the worker replied, as Shastacan grumbled and reached into his wallet "Pay up at the next window"
The camera cutting away again to Saturn now covered by the sheets, a knock heard on the door
"Come in, i'm covered!" Saturn said, Pinkie hopping in
"HI THERE! YOU'RE THE CREATURE I SAW AT ANGIE'S HOUSE! I'M PINKIE PIE AND I LOVE MAKING NEW FRIENDS!" She squeed with joy, hopping towards Saturn
"Pinkie, he's trying to rest!" The orange mare said
"It's ok, i'm pretty used to Pinkie's energy…she was Fest's nanny" Saturn said "Pinkie, I need you to go on an important mission" he said "Do you see this man on that shirt, the clown with blonde hair?" he pointed "His name is Violent J, I need you to get him for me"
"Okie Dokie Lokie!" She said, hopping away
"Why do you need a clown?" The other mare asked
"He's a celebrity, very hard to get ahold of, I just needed Pinkie out of the room" Saturn explained "Applejack, what did everyone need?"
"Your father is on his way" Applejack said "Can you walk?"
"Yeah, and I have pants on, i'll be down" he said, getting up slowly as a knock was heard on the door
"Where's the Juggalo Butterfly?!" a voice asked downstairs
"What's a Juggalo?" Eclipsa audibly asked
"She found him" Saturn said "Of course she did." he sighed "My hero, someone i've been trying to meet my entire life, she found him in 30 seconds" he threw the ICP shirt on and walked out of the room, down the stairs to face a white and black painted clown with blonde hair, wearing an ICP Jersey, gold chain and jeans
"Mister Violent J sir….I'm sorry, I sent Pinkie on a wild goose chase, I didn't think she'd get you." Saturn said "we're very busy but I think I can try and make time"
"Violent J's his hero" Glim said to the group
"Janna's on her way with your father" Eclipsa said
"I can leave, I don't want to interrupt magic" J said
"NO!" Saturn cried "I mean" he coughed into his hand "We could figure something out"
"I texted Janna, Globgor is at a grocery store looking at things" Glim said "You have an hour"
"Yes," Saturn exclaimed to himself.
AND THAT WAS CHAPTER 2, AS ALWAYS READ, REVIEW, FAVORITE, FOLLOW AND SHARE! All properties are owned by their respective owners, this is a hypothetical fan-script
Festivia would be voiced by Mellisa Altro
Saturn would be voiced by Marcus Hopson