"What are we doing here again?" Blitzo demanded as they sat with glasses of rich people punch in their hands. Blitzo poured contents from a flask into his cup.
"Its Prince Harrys birthday Sir." Moxxie said as said birthday bird chatted with cousins he hadn't seen in a long time. "His Majesty King Paimon is going to present Prince Harry with his own Grimoire today."
There was a sudden presence in the air.
Blitzo and Moxxie brought out their guns on instincts.
After imaging of several animals appeared, a great owl beast emerged. King Paimon had arrived.
"Ahh, there's my little heir." Paimon ruffled Harry's hair.
"Hi Grandpa! Did you bring me a birthday present? Other than your magnificent presence?" The Parrot boy asked.
"Yes, come." Paimon said as he ascended the highest chair in the room.
"You my heir shall be entrusted with your very own Grimoire." Paimon said as he raised his arm and summoned a created Harry's Grimoire. "Like your father before you you shall study the stars and the prophecies they hold and also the delicate balance of nature. The animals it holds. The precious minerals of the earth and how they interact with each other. Creating potions, poisons and even antidotes to heal." Harry's Grimoire unlike Stolas' was a deep emerald green.
"I thought the Emerald would bring out your eyes." Paimon told Harry as he levitated the book toward the freshly eleven year old. "One day you shall hold your own legions and lands. Passing your knowledge down onto your retainers. And your father WILL NOT CHEAT." He glared lightly at Stolas who looked bashful.
"Of course I'd never give him the answers father." Stolas protested as he held up his hands.
"Hello." Harry said to a squirrel that had appeared with an abundance of animals that had appeared when Paimon mentioned nature. He patted the squirrels head, it made a chittering noise and dissolved. A silvery fox sniffed at several young cousins who giggled as its nose touched their ankles.
"I will exceed your expectations Grandfather." Harry said excitedly.
"I know you will." Paimon patted Harry's head affectionately before rubbing it messy. "Go enjoy your party."
Harry ran off to rejoin his cousins.
"Go on Harry! Show us the book!" One of his cousins said eagerly. A crow boy.
He held it high for them all to see and they all awwed at its presence. Having seen Uncle Stolas' book but never been this close to it before. Only those hand picked by Paimon would wield Grimoires. About half of their parents. And only one of their generation. Harry was that one.
"Harry." Stolas clapped. "You remember our agreement."
Harry brought the book close. "Dad said for the first year I could only study it under his close supervision." The Parrot boy told his cousins. He ran over to Stolas and handed over his Grimoire. Stolas teleported it to a safe place out of sight and out of mind for now.
"Thank you Grandfather." Harry hugged Paimons lower body. "I won't let you down!"
"Good boy." Paimon said ruffling Harry's head again.
Harry ran over to his cake and present table which was piled high with Game of Thrones themed wrapped presents big and small. He started picking up boxes and rattling them.
"Alrighty Stolas do we have to stay any longer? We dropped off our present and stayed for the ceremony." Blitzo came up to Stolas and Paimon.
"Oh hello. Isn't this the imp boy I bought for you when you where Harry's age?" Paimon asked.
"Your highness." Blitzo bowed politely. Low as possible. "Blitzos the name. The o is silent. Ever need anyone offed, here's my card." Blitzo handed Paimon his business card for IMP.
"And how is it you've managed to get into my sons good graces more than 25 years later?" Paimon asked curiously.
"I fucked his brains out and that gave him the courage to demand a divorce from his harpie of a wife?."
"Oh."
"Grandpa that reminds me." Harry handed Paimon a crystal.
"One of Andrealphus' recording crystals." Paimon examines the crystal. "Why do you have this?"
"Just watch."
Paimons eyebrows and hies face both rose and fell as he listened to his sons wife's continuous insults and emasculations. He brought a hand to his mouth. "Oh Stolas." He said sadly. "Why didn't you ever tell me?"
"The children needed a mother." Stolas said looking down. "I thought you'd be ashamed of me."
"Stolas abuse is not-"
"Where is he?!"
"Oh fuck." Harry said.
"Where is that little bastard! I'll have his tongue ripped out, his corpse fed to pigs in Wrath and his head on a silver - Oh Your Majesty!" Stella had arrived.
"I forbid you to come for this reason sweet sister." Andrealphus said as he sipped a cup of wine in his hands while entertaining some of Harry's younger cousins With his ice magic.
Paimons Eyes glared with anger and he shot out and grabbed Stella's head. His enlarged hand squeezed and squeezed and squeezed harder and harder and harder as the harpie shrieks with agony and pain. Finally he encloses his hand and Stella's head is ripped from her body. Her useless corpse falls from his hand leaving her spine attached to her head. Her body turned to ashes and blew away along with her head in Paimons hand.
"There. Divorce over. Your free."
"Thank you Father!" Stolas embraces Paimon.
"Now that that's over with. Andrealphus said not feeling sorry one bit for his raging bitch of a sister. The Peacock rose and walked over to Paimon and Stolas. He held Stolas' hand and raised it to his lips giving it a kiss. "A date perhaps your grace?"
"Oh." Stolas said with a blush. "Isn't it awkward that my father just executed your sister?" He asked.
"No one in the family loved Stella. Not even mother and father. Whatever they gave her was never enough. Love, affection, toys and games, she always demanded more or screeched until she got what she wanted. She had this coming for years. Now we can pretend she never existed. Friday at 7?"
Harry tugged on Stolas arm and he leaned down. "Uncle has like liked you since you where young! I know you like Mr. Blitzo but it might be more prudent to at least officially date another Goetia."
"I see your point." Stolas whispered. "Alright my Lord Marquis," the owl prince said in an official tone as he rose to full height, "Seven it is. Don't be late I do not tolerate tardiness."
"It's a date." Andrealphus smiled as he once again kissed Stolas hand and left. Harry smiles and gave his uncle a thumbs up. Andrealphus smiled back and waved as he left the party.
After the party was over, children where crashing on sugar highs and the presents had all been opened (a brand new VoxStation 5 had been given which very much excited all the children) party favor bags had been given away and guests where all leaving.
"So..."
"Our deal still holds Blitzy. Return the book to me on the full moon, passionate fornication and then it's yours."
"What about-"
"Should it come to marriage with Andrealphus we may work out a new arrangement." Stolas added.
Pringles has the day off. So Harry was carpooling to IMP.
Harry was bouncing up and down in his seat clapping along to the rock music Blitzo was playing as it was his turn to drive.
"Hankering for that semen when I caught your stare-"
"What's semen?" Harry asked innocently to Moxxie.
"Why me?" Moxxie asked.
Before they could park however, a pink monstrosity that looked like a pimps car pulled in.
"Oh you suck for life do ya?!" Blitzo asked angrily. "LISTEN UP YOU UNORIGINAL PINK CUM DUMP! YOU HAVE 3 GODDMANED SECONDS TO GET THE FUCK OHT OF MY PARKING SP-oh shit! Verosika?!"
Harry looked out the window with his hands on the door and said "Wow it's Verosika Mayday!"
"Wow your huge." Harry said to the Hellhound.
"Names Vortex." The hound said in a smooth baritone voice.
"Harry Goetia." Harry shook the hounds hand.
"So he your dad?"
"No I'm just an Intern." Harry said. "How did you get so big?"
"Lots of protein and a good workout routine." Cortes flexed one of his arms and Harry wowed at the veins popping out under his fur. "Excuse me kid, gotta go handle your boss."
Harry waved his hands with a blue aura and a poster of Verosika on her Broken Hearts Equal Broken Dicks tour. "Miss Mayday would you sign my sisters poster please?"
Verosika held out a pen as she smiled. "Who should I make it out to?"
"Octavia."
"To Princess Octavia with Love, Verosika. Verosika signed then she put lipstick on her lips and smacked the poster.
"Thank you Miss Mayday! Oh and if you attack Moxxie or any of us like you did again just remember I may be a cute 10 year old but I can pull your entrails out through your mouth without touching you." He threatened. "Bye!" The Parrot boy smiled as he left.
Blitzo came back. "All right shut your holes here's what's going down!"
He then went on an elaborate plot to go up to an Earth Beach during Spring Break to win a bet he made on a Demon Duel with Verosika and her crew.
"You challenged Succubi and Incuubi to have sex with more humans than we can kill in one day?" Harry asked.
"Exactly." Blitzo said. "This is a flawless plan-"
"Sir with all do respect, you poor sweet summer child." Harry said with a groan, slapping his face with both hands and pulling down on his lower eyelids. "You dated a succubus. Do you really not understand how their magic works in the Living World? They can literally start ORGIES! From even the purest hearted VIRGIN Good Christian Girls and Boys when their song gets into their hearts!"
"Harry's right sir." Moxxie said. "What where you thinking?!"
"Hey that was a flawless presentation on what we can do to win this bet!"
"And how are we going to get enough clients to win this bet?" Moxxie fired back. "We aren't just going up there to massacre!"
"Do you have a human disguise?" Millie asked Harry.
Harry jumped up and made for an area where they could all see him.
"This is the first spell Father taught me from my Grimoire!" Harry said proudly and he waved his hands 3 times above his head, ending with his palms facing upward. Then, slowly brought them down. cupped hands facing upward as a glow enveloped his body. He transformed.
Human Harry has his same messy blue hair. Almond shaped, emerald green eyes and a paler complexion than your average humans. His scar was much more pronounced. Holding his own Grimoire. His nose was sharp like a beak.
"Do you have one too Loonie?" Blitzo asked his daughter.
"Yeah don't you?" Loona asked back.
"You mean to tell me you three have been lounging around up on Earth WITHOUT HUMAN DISGUISES?!" Harry demanded angrily. "Lucifer why did my Dad pick an Idiot to crush on?!"
"Okay new plan, we can hang out up on rooftops or something while Harry and Loona lire the humans so we can off em." Blitzo said drawing a finger across his neck.
They where at the beach hiding under the pier. Loona sniffed the paper of names. Every name has a scent associated with it. the first thing a Hellhound learns growing up is to associate names with their appropriate scent.
Loona transformed. She was taller than Harry of course. Goth, flowing silver mane of hair.
"Gosh Loonie you look downright awful!" Blitzo said in pride. "Now fetch!"
Loona and Harry got to work. Harry went up to women and cried saying "I can't find my Mommy and Daddy!" And lured them into a dark alley where Moxxie would take them out.
"Ten kills in the bag already." Blitzo said wiping his hands together as Harry and Millie jumped up and down on a corpse bag. "I'd like to see that slut sex up that many-"
"Uh, Mr. Blitzo-" Harry pointed over to a stage where Verosika was on stage.
"This is your final boarding call. All aboard." Verosika began one of her most popular songs. Harry felt the succubus magic working in the air.
"She's starting her succubus song Sir." Harry said. "Soon all these humans will start an orgy."
"My Satan." Blitzo said.
"Pack your bags. Suns out. Take a vac-a-tion take it straight to Bone Town."
"Where's my baby?!" Blitzo asked looking around for Loona.
"There!" Millie pointed out in the crowd.
Loona was headed toward who could only be Vortex in human form. His human form was of an enormous black man. Ripped from head to toe with muscle, missing an eye with a scar across it.
One of the humans, a red haired college boy ran toward the stage and Vortex suddenly clobbered him into the sand. He was a bodyguard after all.
Blitzo ran as she reached Vortex.
Harry stayed behind with Moxxie and Millie.
"You've done your part sug." Millie said to Harry. "Let Moxxie and I handle this part. Here, go get an Ice Cream." She handed him some human money converted from Souls.
"Thanks!" Harry said as he ran off up toward an ice cream shop on the pier.
Moxxie and Millie went off on a killing spree...
"Uh, Sir are you alright?" Harry asked Blitzo as he slurped his strawberry cheesecake ice cream cone.
"I'll be fine." Blitzo said as he slammed his axe into a humans head a second time. "Just blowing off steam. It's between me and Loonie kiddo."
"Alright." Harry said as he shrugged. He ate his ice cream as Blitzo killed random Humans who wandered to far away from the crowd.
In the crowd Verosika's crew was mixing in with humans everywhere. No one was spared. Guys girls, even Josh seduced a nerdy gay boy. Josh's specialty was spreading HIV to human partners...
"Now who wants a piece of this?!" Verosika shouted as she threw her flask into the crowd. Humans weren't supposed to be exposed to Beelzejuice. Very powerful aphrodisiac.
It landed in the ocean on a catfish...it started growing.
A roar was heard.
"Ooo fish!" A drunk Moxxie said to Harry before the fish sent it's tongue over and wrapped both Moxxie and Harry up. Harry waggled his gangly legs as the tongue picked him up.
Harry dropped his disguise in panic as the fish brought them into its mouth. It roared as Harry clamped onto its tongue with his beak and refused to let go.
Your not gonna eat me mr monster fish! Harry thought in rage. His eyes started glowing as did his hands and suddenly the fish roared in pain.
Blitzo and Millie watched outside in awe as fish innards where drug out and twisted into a knot then crushed and guts sprayed out everywhere along with Harry and Moxxie. Millie caught Moxxie and Blitzo caught Harry as they where sprayed with stinking fish guts.
The fish fell back into the ocean. Never getting up again.
"Pull our entrails with out touching us huh?" Blitzo asked Harry as Millie hugged Moxxie.
"Essentially." Harry giggles, sounding super pleased with himself.
"Blitzo." Came Verosikas voice as he brought Harry up on his feet in the sand. How he was gonna explain to Stolas why Harry was covered head to toe in fish guts he had no idea.
"Oh perfect! That must be the whores!" Blitzo said putting his hands out.
"That was handled rather...obvious don't you think?"
"What the Hell was I supposed to do lady?" Harry demanded with his arms folded indignantly. "That thing nearly swallowed me and Moxxie."
"Moxxie and I." Millie corrected his grammar.
"Moxxie and I." Harry puffed out his feathers in anger.
"Oh by the way I don't think this belonged to any of us." Millie said as she brought out a flask with Verosikas name on it. She flung it at the singer and one of her crew caught it.
"Well you nasty ass gremlins will be in shit for not being in human disguises!" Verosika countered smugly.
"I was in a human disguise until that goddamned fish swallowed me." Harry countered. "And some drunk human called Moxxie a possum."
"I'm NOT a POSSUM." Moxxie said in drunken indignation from Millie's arms.
"That's right sweetie your not a possum." Millie cooed to her husband. Pettingg his head softly as he went Mmm and snuggled into her.
"Look I hate you you hate me but neither of us wants trouble with Hells Brass so we could keep this B movie scene under the rug if you just let us use our parking space?" Blitzo asked rather sweetly.
"Fine." Verosika said in utter fury.
"We fucking WON!" Blitzo shouted.
"Fuck YES!" Millie said excitedly hugging her drunk husband close to her and giggling.
"Well, guess it's time to bounce." Vortex said to Loona and Harry who had wandered over. "But hey, if your ever down to party-"
"Sure I love to party." Loona said.
"That's great! My girlfriend throws a ton of crazy Hound parties."
"Can I come too?" Harry asked.
Vortex laughed. "Maybe when your older kiddo" he ruffled Harry's hair. "That spell was wicked by the way."
"Thanks. My Uncle Ozzie taught me that spell. I never used before today though I'm amazed it worked!"
"You mean that was your first time using a spell that powerful?" Vortex asked with a shocked expression. "I gotta watch you kid. Here's my card."
Vortex
Hellhound for Hire. Bodyguard, Security, Assassination. (Phone Number: XXX-XXXX-XXX)
"Thanks!" Harry said. His hand glowing as he sent the card home with a small Pop!
He held out his hand to Loona who rolled her eyes and held his hand as they walked over to the Portal back to Hell.
"Come on, let's get out of-"
"PUT YOUR HANDS UP YOU SICK DEVIANTS!" Shouted a cop through a loudspeaker interrupting Verosika.
"Well guys, get ready to suck a lot of pig dick."
Her crew and even Vortex all groaned. Sometimes being a pansexual Hellhound sucked. Pig dick today apparently.
"And why is he covered head to toe in stinking fish guts?!" Pringles demanded as Blitzo dropped Harry off at the door to the palace and Pringles brought him inside. "Tell me before I have you flayed alive!"
"Uh..."
"I was nearly swallowed by a monster catfish so I disemboweled it using the spell Uncle Ozzie taught me." Harry giggled. "That was fun!"
"You've never used that spell before." Pringles said with a shocked expression.
"That's the same look Vortex had!" Harry said excitedly. "By Mr. Blitz! See you on Tuesday!"
"Right right hehehe. Tuesday." Blitzo said waving. "Dear Satan how am I gonna top today?" He asked after the door closed.
"Ow Hey!" Harry complained as Octavia got him into a headlock.
"Don't you ever take my shit without asking me again." Octavia threatened her baby brother as she ground her knuckles into Harry's head.
"For a good cause!" The Parrot boy chokes out , losing a few feathers, before levitating ther the poster from his backpack. Unrolling it to show her the autograph.
"You met Verosika Mayday?!" Octavia said as she dropped the filthy boy unceremoniously landing on the floor with his legs spread out.
"Yeah she's working across the hall from IMP for a while. Beat her in a demon duel too!" Harry said excitedly. "I'll tell you about it while I bathe."
"Yes please, take a bath you reek!" Octavia suddenly notices pinching her nose. "Why are you covered in gore?!"
"I'll tell you all about it just let me go!"
Of course, he had his curtains closed as he bathed and Pringles stood dutifully by outside with his Balerion the Black Dread PJs. Octavia laughing as he told her about his exciting day with IMP.
To Be Continued...
how are you guys liking the whole chapters does it feel more natural?