Fwip! A dart was stuck in Harry's neck.
"I feel sleepy..." Harry said in his human disguise as he wobbled and Blitzo grabbed him. He ran and used Harry as a batter if ran to get the female agent out of his way and ran like Hell around a corner into an alleyway.
"I don't feel so good." Harry said idly as he hung off Blitzos shoulder.
"I swear to fuck kid if you puke on me-"
pukes*
"Well it's not like I can actually hurt you." Blitzo said as Moxxie leapt down from a rooftop to join them.
"Sir what's going on?!"
"Government types shot a dart at the kid and he's basically useless now."
Another dart hits Moxxie and he falls over.
"Loona! CLOSE IT!!!" Blitzo ordered Loona on the other side of the portal with Millie and Vortex who looked ready to pulverize the ones chasing his friends.
"No!" Millie shouted before the portal closed almost instantly.
"Back off you tuxedo wearing FUCKS!" Blitzo shouted aiming his flintlock at them.
Agent One smirked as he aimed his net weapon at Blitzo and charged the electric shot. He fired. Blitzo shook as he was shocked with 10k volts.
"I'd like to see those guys at corporate calling us losers now. That was pretty bad ass."
"Super bad ass." Agent Two agreed as she posed with her own weapon.
Harry blinked.
"Finally awake huh? Little Fella?" Agent two asked the parrot looking demon. "Your partner has been for a while now but not so much the littler one." Harry looked over to see Moxxie tied up and passed out and Blitzo looking apathetic.
"Look shit bag it takes a lot to keep me down I took a fuck ton of horse tranquilizers in the college I dropped out of. Also I've been strapped nipple first to a car battery."
Harry whimpered pulling his legs in on himself. "I want my Grandpa." He said in terror.
"Your Grandaddies Not here." Agent One said. "What is a human kid doing trolloping around with Demons?!"
Harry let his human disguise drop. "It's a disguise." Harry said. "Some demons have disguised that let us wander the human world and only those aware of them can sniff us out."
"Kid shut the FUCK up." Blitzo hissed. they didn't need these two dorks knowing more than they should about Hell and the Afterlife.
"Human Disguises." Agent Two wrote down on a notepad. "For wandering the Human World. This is great keep it coming!"
"Or." Agent One said. He put a gun to Blitzos head. "We could always do it the hard way."
Harry whimpered in his chair as Agent One made sure his gun was cocked and would fire a bullet into Blitzos brain.
"Okay you chucklefucks clearly have no clue who your messing with and I feel sorry for you when you find out." Blitzo said.
"Quiet." Agent One threatened.
"Look could you at least fetch me and my co worker some coffee I mean, everyone gets coffee in movie scenes like this right? I want something Iced bitches! The kid likes Hot Chocolate with Heavy Cream. What'll you have Moxx?" He asked Moxxie who had been awakened while Harry was explaining about Human Disguises.
"I'll have the Neapolitan cappuccino, More Cappu than Ccino. Make sure it's got no more than 4oz of milk, The beans won't have the right texture otherwise. And make sure they spell my name correctly on the cup. They always put Voxxie or Roxy. I hate that. if you can't handle that, I'll have a Venti Traditional Misto. Please use soy milk with two blonde shots, adffogato and Ristretto. I'd also love three vanilla pumps at the very bottom. Then add the coffee after."
"Enough! We aren't getting you coffee!" Agent One shouted pushing the gun into Blitzos scalp.
"Wow I was getting major Karen chills there Moxxie congrats." Blitzo said in an impressed tone.
"It's not actually that complicated to the Barristas who know what I'm talking about." Moxxie admitted with a smirk. "I just like confusing the noobs with my fast talking."
Harry shuddered. Seeing his first job as a coffee store employee. The Goetias insisted their children have an actual menial labor job for at least two years When they turned 16 to understand how lucky they where to be wealthy. Harry was going for Coffee Barrista at a Hellbucks Coffee shop because its employees got free drinks on the job and a generous discount on coffee beans. He imagined encountering someone who actually wanted to make his job miserable.
"We are willing to resort to torture methods to get information out of you nasty Hellbeasts." She hissed at the parrot boy.
"Hey back off you freak he's just a kid! He literally just turned Ten!" Blitzo shouted
"When you say torture do you mean physical or psychological?" Moxxie asked. "Physical seems counterproductive we would likely tell you anything if it meant an end to the pain and then you'd have no way of knowing what was true." He struggled against his bindings uncomfortably.
"Or we might like it too much. Then you've got a whole new thing to deal with." Blitzo piped up.
"What do you mean?" Agent One demanded.
"Ah your stupid huh?" Blitzo smirked. "I can work with stupid Daddy likely Dummy."
Moxxie laughed. "Good one sir." He kicked his legs. "Daddy likely dummy."
Oh I get it now! Harry smirked inside his head. "Daddy do I get play with the new human toys when we get out? You know I get so wet in my cloaca for BDSM. When do I get my turn with the human boy toys tongue Daddy? I bet he's a slurper." Harry teases the older male by licking his beak making Agent One visibly cringe.
"Oh yeah son we're gonna get KINKY!" Blitzo shouted.
The two humans backed away to the wall quickly. "We ain't playing any of your vile demon kinks!" Agent One said.
"So when are we going to get our one phone call?" Harry demanded. "We get a free call right that's how your justice system works."
"Well that depends little fella, who're ya gonna call?" Agent One asked right next to his face in a mocking tone.
Oh a wise guy eh? Well two can play at that game fella I got an older sister I've been messing with for YEARS! Harry smirked.
"Your fat Mom, thanking her for a FAT time." Harry replied as Blitzo cackles darkly.
He's gonna do just fine in this business. Blitzo thought.
"Nice try ya little brat, his fat mom is DEAD!!!" Agent Two shouted pointing her thumb at her partner who suddenly looked sad thinking about his mother who died of Lukemia.
"Stop insulting my mother! She's DEAD!!!" One shouted at Harry who just smirked and blew his tongue in a raspberry.
"Calm down One. Let's let these nasty demons stew for a while." Agent Two said as she guides her partner out of the room.
Blitzo let out a sigh. "Gotta say kid it took ya a while to calm down but you got the message pretty quick."
"Yes, very well done." Moxxie added.
"Thanks." Harry said. "Comes with years of teasing my sister Octavia when she brought her school friends over."
"Whatever. Let's just keep being obnoxious until they slip up and we can get a chance to escape it usually works." Blitzo said with a proud smirk.
Behind a one way mirror the agents watched behind a panel of buttons.
"So the demons like to play games huh?" Agent one asked Two. "Well we can play games."
Agent Two smirked as he laughed and she slammed her fist down on a button that said Truth Bomb.
A gaseous fume began sleeping into the room by the air vents.
"Oh will you stop worrying about Millie!" Blitzo complained and went on a rant about how Moxxie was always worried about Millie. "And she's always FIVE FUCKING FEET away from you it's fucking pathetic."
"That was oddly personal." Moxxie said. Blitzo usually kept opinions like that to himself.
"You know your right." The taller imp agreed. "I got no idea why I just spilled my guts out like that.
"Uh, guys what's that noise?" Harry heard a hissing noise.
Moxxie looked up. "Sir I think their filling this room with something."
"No shit Sherlock." Blitzo sniffed at the yellowish green gas. "What is it?"
"I think it must be some airborne truth serum." Moxxie hypothesis's from Blitzo's recent
"How do we figure that out?" Harry asked as he gagged. "This stuff reeks!"
"Uh, Blitzo, ask me something I wouldn't normally tell you."
"Alright uh...Does Millie ever peg you?"
"Sometimes after she licks my-ew Fuck why that?!" Moxxie swore at Blitzo.
"Ha! Knew it!" Blitzo smirked.
"Uh guys where are you?" Harry asked as he was suddenly surrounded by fog. He was also suddenly able to walk around you. "Blitzo?! Moxxie?! Fuck this shit smells awful! He ran around in the fog and suddenly, he was on a street in the Living World.
It was a dark rainy night. He was clearly in the living world. Children ran up and down the street in costume with buckets and Sacks.
"Halloween?" Harry guessed looking around. Welcome to Godrics Hollow. A sign in the center of town said.
The parrot boy saw something out of place, a closed man with his hood up. He followed the man down the street toward the only lot house as other houses grew dim and children stopped running up and down the streets.
Harry was suddenly in a babies nursery. There was a beautiful red headed human woman playing with her newborn babe in its crib. Harry felt like the scene was familiar.
"You are so loved." The human woman said to her baby. "Mummy loves you, Daddy loves you-"
The red headed woman then started painting symbols on her babies body. She had done the research. Hopefully this would work and Harry would be well taken care of.
The symbols flowed with a flash and vanished.
"Baby mine, don't you cry." The red head started singing to the baby as he mewled and squirmed.
Harry saw a bright green glow from outside the room. The hooded man broke down the door holding a long stick.
"Lily Potter." He said.
"Tom." She greeted the man cooly.
"You know why I'm here."
She begged, pleaded and bargained with the hooded man until he said "Avada Kedavra!" The woman fell to the floor and Harry just knew she was dead.
The hooded man named Tom then looked over the baby who stared back at him. "Harry Potter." He snarled. Then after shouting the same curse that killed the babes mother, the house exploded and the baby disappeared with a flash.
The house around them exploded. The curse rebounded onto Tom the Hooded Man And he flew backwards as boards splintered and doors crumbled. Harry from outside the house saw a shade fly away from the house.
Harry blinked. He was tied up in the corner. Blitzo and Moxxie where staring at him.
"What happened?" Harry asked.
"You where thrashing around and screaming out an exchange." Moxxie said. "You where screaming something along the lines of "Not Harry! Please Not Harry! Please have mercy!"
"Yeah and then you had this weird creepy voice shouting "Stand aside, Stand aside you silly girl!" Blitzo added.
"Uh...no comment." Harry said timidly. "It's something I need to talk to my Dad about."
"Alright." Moxxie and Blitzo said with a weird look at each other.
The glass shattered and Vortex held one of the agents in his hand like a battering ram. Agent One to be specific.
"Vortex!" Harry shouted. The Hellhound was in his human disguise.
"How did you get here all by yourself guy?" Blitzo asked as Vortex started untying Harry and looking him over.
"Loonie?!"
Lets get out of here before more fuckers show up!" Loona shouted as she and Mille leapt our of the monitor room.
Loona and Vortex dropped their Human Disguises as Loona dropped a bag.
"Here." Moxxie said handing Harry a small machine gun.
"Oooo a Limp-10 Light Infantry Machine Pistol!" Harry said. "Sweet!" He made sure it wouldn't jam.
"Just aim and shoot." Moxxie ordered. "If they have weapons, don't forget to pick them up. This isn't Hollywood, land of the infinite magazine."
"Sir, yes sir." Harry said with a salute. He practiced aimed.
Agent One slammed his hand on a red button and a multitude of agents by the hundreds swarmed the large room, for some reason only using Japanese Edo Period weaponry.
Vortex picked Harry up and perched him around his shoulders locking in his legs. With his arms. "You good?" Vortex asked.
"Sweet! Riding into battle on a mount!" Harry said with a happy squawk.
"All right guys I've had enough emotional blackmail for today." Blitzo said as he held his head. "Let's FUCK THESE FUCKERS UP!!!"
Moxxie made an evil grin and nodded his head.
"CHARGE!" Harry ordered Vortex who ran at the crowd of humans as his charge fired his machine pistol. Vortex biting the heads off humans who got too close. The next two who got two close got their heads ripped off their bodies as he roared.
Harry grabbed one of the katanas that went flying and ordered Vortex "That way!" And the great beast bodyguard followed his charges orders and ran toward the direction of Loona who was having a bit of trouble.
Harry sliced off heads and limbs grabbing a second katana that flew into the air and cawed as he leapt down from Vortex. "Stay and help Loona!" He ordered.
Vortex nodded before grabbing two agents and slamming their skulls together, crushing them. His hands being soaked with brain matter and visceral fluids.
"Die Mother fuckers!" Harry heard Loona shout as she grabbed an assault rifle before Harry himself ran off into the fray slicing and dicing and stabbing agents not paying attention to below their waistlines getting soaked in organs and human blood.
BANG!
"Ow!" Harry started crying as he held onto a gunshot wound on his shoulder.
"Did ya have your fun huh?!" Agent One shouted as he dug a finger in Harry's open wound making him cry harder. "Little Shit?!"
"OW That's hurts stop!" Harry pleaded as he bled. Tears in his eyes not moving the enraged agent.
"Oh that hurts huh?" Agent One said in rage digging in again. Harry wept and bit his arm. "Argh! You little piece of-" Agent One grabbed the Parrot Boy and dragged him back to where he and Agent Two where hiding by his hair.
"Yeah getting hard with this motherfucker hahah!" Blitzo shouted pulling out a ginormous rocket launcher named My Dick and firing a rocket saying Pussy Destroyer.
After the explosion and the last of the agents where dead Moxxie came out of his pile of corpses. "Oh crumbs, is everyone alright?"
"Where's the kid?" Loona asked looking around.
"Right here."
They watched Agents One And Two as Two aimed her pistol at them while One had an arm wrapped around Harry's throat and held a gun to his head. He was also bleeding from a gunshot wound to the shoulder.
"Welp this weapon Tit ran dry and we're out of bad assery." Blitzo said as the agents slammed another button and the entire building locked down.
"GRANDPA!!!!" Harry shouted at the top of his lungs as he was held by Agent One, holding a gun to his head and bleeding profusely from his gunshot wound.
"WhO dAreS to HarM thE HeIr to my ThrOnE?!"
"Grandpa?" Agent Two asked as her eyes widened at the large demonic presence in the darkness.
The Agents watched as the corpses of their coworkers drew a demonic Sigil on the ground then collapse inside the circle and burn away.
An enormous bird monster roared at them threateningly before collapsing in on itself and Paimon himself appeared in all his glorious presence.
"Oh shit." Agent Two muttered.
"Double Shit." Agent One replied. His sunglasses sliding off as well as Twos.
"Give me my Grandson." Paimon glared down at agent one and the human held the parrot boy up bridal style to the old demon.
"Is anyone else injured?" Paimon asked turning to Blitzo and crew.
"How the FUCK did you let yourselves get caught by humans?! Have you little creatures not being careful up here?!"
"Wait you know?!" Blitzo demanded. "You know we're using the book?!"
"Of course I fucking know! Do you think I'm a fucking idiot?! I created the damned Grimoires you know! They're like those bloody phones the younglings have nowadays I know every time a portal spell is being used and where it goes. It just so happens I agree with your mission." He said rather shyly.
"Say what now?" Millie asked in confusion dragging her head back.
"I think Humans are horrid creatures who could use a good pegging now and then to remind them of the pecking order of things." Paimon told them as he gingerly held his bleeding grandson. "Now, let us all return." Paimon waved a hand underneath Harry and a portal opened to IMPs office.
"Yes please, I'd like to get back to the correct Hellhole." Moxxie said.
"Amen to that." Vortex said as he followed Loona through the portal.
"You know I wonder where Stolas is usually he'd be the one to rescue us." Blitzo said to Moxxie as they left.
explicit content ahead*
At Stolas' Palace
"Oh my YEEESSSSSS!!!!" Stolas shouted as his now fiancés talented tongue brought him to orgasm. Andrealphus hummed as his lovers orgasm juices bathed his tongue. "Oh Andy, Stella could NEVER make me feel like this! I swear sex with her was just so horrible I just had to lie back and think of something else. It is truly a miracle Octavia was born."
"Well Stella's dead now love." Andrealphus said. "It's you and I now." He brought up a large Imp shaped Dildo. He made a show of deepthroating it a few times to get it good and wet.
"W-What are you doing with that?" Stolas asked nervously.
"Don't worry about it." Andrealphus smirked as he raised Stolas rear end while he laid back.
"Oh Andy!!! Ooooo that stretch is sooo Devine~" Stolas purred. horny hooting noises would be heard by the staff who where just happy their Prince was finally happy.
Agents One and Two where going over their evidence when a portal opened up behind them silently. Paimons arm comes through with a Smith and Wesson Revolver in hand and he shoots the both of them from behind before winding his hand to the right making his hand have a cupping form upside down with his fingers facing upward and their footage all started erasing itself. The hand left through the portal and it closed as Agents One and Two bled to death on the floor.
Two days later Harry was still recovering from surgery. He had physical therapy for his arm twice a week for a few weeks. Paimons palace surgeons knew their craft.
"Are you in pain? Do you need your medicine?" Stolas asked as he saw Harry watching TV in his room. Harry cut off his television.
"Dad I need to talk to you."
Harry proceeds to tell Stolas about his vision from the Truth Bomb serum.
"What am I Dad?" Harry demanded. "Am I a Human? A mortal? Am I a demon? WHAT AM I?" Harry started hitting Stolas' chest half heartedly with his good right arm as the tears came. "What Am I?" He pleaded.
Okay he's having an identity crisis. Understandable. Stolas thought as he pulled Harry to him. Gingerly treating his injured shoulder.
"You are Harry Goetia, the only Son of Stolas Goetia, Grandson to King Paimon and the precautionary heir to his throne." Stolas said as he petted Harry's head. Holding the weeping child. "You are one of the most talented children of magic I've ever seen and I have never been so proud of you than when I heard what happened at that agency. Octavia would have paid good money to see you charging into battle on Vortex's shoulders."
"Does Grandpa know?" Harry asked.
"He knows." Stolas said. "We did an extensive magical background on you when we brought you home. He was ever so impressed with what your birth mother Lily did. He respected her sacrifice, and accepted you as family."
Harry hugged his fathers neck and cried.
"Would you like to sleep with me tonight?" Stolas asked.
Harry nodded into his fathers shoulders.
"Alright then, time for sleep." Stolas said as he got up with Harry in his arms and left Harry's room for his.
To Be Continued...
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The next chapter won't be so much about Blitzo and Stolas as it will be about Andrealphus, Stolas and Blitzo. Offering a dinner at Ozzie's, the duo agree to working on a new arrangement with the bedroom talented imp.