Afterdreamer Productions Presents…
A fancy tale of Ed Edd N Eddy x Legend of Zelda: The ToonSeries: The RPG…
Legend of Zelda by Nintendo, Shigeru Miyamoto and Takashi Tezuka…
Ed Edd N Eddy by Danny Antonucci…
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Featuring a short tale, starring:
Mila, Maggie, Prince Komali, Kevin, Nazz, Rolf, and Eddy…
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Guest starring:
Doc Bandam and Ivan (of the Killer Bees)...
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All of them in…
"Tale 1: Want a Sip?"
Style: Scriptbox (A Certain show's style of fanfic, most of the time in that community, so I want to try it here Leave a comment on whether you like this style!"
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Setting: Windfall Isle, after the Cul-de-sac Kids and the Club separated to do their own things as they can teleport to battle and with each other with the Battle Sphere… Eddy just got hired by the Doc of the Chu Jelly Juice Shop, all because he bought a Steamship to collect Chu Jelly from other islands, even those out of the Great Sea…
Time: Morning, 11 AM… July 30th…
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Kevin was carrying a box of Chu Jelly from the latest shipment. The order was: 30 Red Chu Jelly, 30 Green Chu Jelly, 30 Blue Chu Jelly, and for some reason, Eddy left a letter for the Doc inside the box.
Kevin wasn't happy, whenever Eddy packs a letter, it's usually a scam... Oh wait… that was BEFORE Eddy actually did something good in his life and collected treasure from monsters. And even then, Doc looked up more to Eddy and those Dorks- He meant, the Heroes of Time… what was Kevin thinking?! Without him, Ganondorf would've killed Zelda and Link if it weren't for Kevin wrestling the blades off of Ganon before engaging in a fist fight. And even then, "Tetra" admitted that was the most Epic thing Kevin could've done. It was a shame that Ganondorf could only get hurt by Hylian Holy Forged Weapons, but even so, Ganon MUST'VE felt the Cold Knuckles of Steel from Kevin on his chin, strong enough to chip a tooth for a being that only gets hurt by Glowing Items! But then again, the Ed Boys would be NOTHING without the Hero of Time! ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!
Kevin (In his mind): Get a hold of yourself, Kev! They just got lucky and got time to explore! How else would they get dozens and dozens of Chu Jelly?! At least you showed that Fat Poe you mean business! And I'm not saying the Juice Shop, alone!
???(Childish Masculine voice): Yo, Kev!
Kevin looked over to the Juice Shop sign. It was Ivan.
Kevin: Oh, sup, lil dude?
Ivan: Just got my Rupees from my payment, I'm nearly twelve and I can go for a nice Potion!
Kevin: You sure? Cuz once you try that Jelly, there's no going back.
It's not that the ingredients are monsters, or the fact that this thing is almost like an alcoholic beverage, but this is one dependable drug if someone gets hurt over and over again. And don't even Kevin to start on the Green One! It tastes like Grass and Spring Water juiced up with a Lemon! And by the time Eddy bailed out Kevin for battle, he KNEW these creatures come from a disgusting place.
Ivan: Of course, king! What do you mean?
Kevin: Your funeral…
As Kevin entered the Chu Jelly Juice Shop with Ivan, Nazz was reading a Book all about Monsters, a gift that Ed gave her before he left the sea with Tetra and her Pirates. Some say Ed is too stupid to write, but Nazz came to the conclusion that Ed wasn't the one writing. All he ever did was let Eddy take pictures of him near the enemy. One Green ChuChu had managed to engulf his head inside of it, not before Ed poured the monster inside a pot and boiled it alive, using his Hero's Sword as scissors to cut the monster apart, fold the hardened molds, rinse and repeat with every Chu Jelly.
Nazz: *Closed her book* Oh, hey, Kevin!
Kevin: Sup, Nazz.
Nazz: You got the shipments!
Ivan: Shipments?!
Kevin: Hey, Doc! I got the Chu Jelly order! And I think the Shortjack left a letter.
The Doc opened up the box and took the Chu Jelly inside. After that, he got out the letter, opened it and read the message.
The Message(from Eddy to Doc): Well, Doc, I found a new discovery of what you may like! I found a new Chu Jelly Breed! But the problem is… It's hard to harvest… I'd say sell this at 150 Rupees, because the PAIN Ed and I had to go through to harvest them, and no, he DID NOT use his sword. And for some reason, this ChuChu used SPIKES! Well, whatever, do what you want with this one. Hope 15 is enough… Captain Eddy of the SS Rupee…
Doc: A BRAVE tale indeed! At least it proves enough to BE quite the rarity! I wonder…
The Doc opened up a box of Purple Chu Jelly.
Doc: *Gasp* No… Way… This has got to be the best discovery ever!! I just need to know how potent this Chu Jelly is!
Kevin, Nazz and Ivan looked at each other before looking back at Doc, who was tinkering with some chemicals to make the potion more edible, as it erupted Purple Gas, making a huge BOOM in the shop.
Doc: It… is done!! The newest addition to the Chu Jelly Family! Behold, the Purple Chu Potion!
Kevin looked at the Bottle. It's a skinny bottle that looks more like a lamp.
Nazz: Doc, I think you stuffed it in the wrong bottle…
Doc looked at the bottle.
Doc: Fascinating! This Chu Jelly morphs the glass bottle to an ADMIRABLE shape! This has got to break History!
Kevin: Again with the Shortjack…
Doc: Be easy on him, will ya? Heard his slacking friend got punctured by this new ChuChu Breed, and you know what that means, right?
Ivan: What DOES it mean?
Doc: That means Eddy has to BRING 4 of those breeds into Pawprint Isle! The least he could've done is to wear those safety gloves!
Kevin: For the last time, they're weapons!
Nazz: Besides, how many breeds have we collected to Pawprint Isle?
Doc: Now, THIS shall be the Fourth Breed. I wonder… How many more?...
Kevin: THIS I gotta see!
Ivan: Hey, Doc! Where's my Potion?!
Doc looked everywhere for that voice, and he looked down from the shelf.
Doc: Aren't you a little too young to try one? Well, as long as you drink it slowly, young one! This Chu Potion is STILL PIPING HOT!!
Mila then walks into the bar, exhausted from her work.
Mila: Ugh… My legs hurt…
Mila had fainted face down.
Doc: Uh oh! CLINICAL EMERGENCY!! CLINICAL EMERGENCY!!!
Nazz lined up the Stools in a straight line as Kevin carried Mila and laid her, face forward up, on the stools.
Kevin: Hey Doc! Now we can try to see what this potion does!
Ivan holds onto his Potion.
Ivan: Hey! NO!! MINE!!
Nazz: Sheesh…
Kevin: Well, whatevers, gimme one, Doc!
Kevin paid 150 Rupees for one Purple Potion as he pulled out the cork and gave it to Mila, who barely had enough strength to carry the bottle. She took a sip of the Potion…
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And immediately, she was revived!
Mila: Wow! What is this?!
Doc: Why that's the newest concoction, my lady! The Purple Potion! For 150 Rupees, and don't worry, Kevin paid for you!
Mila looked over to Kevin and gave a small grin.
Mila: Why thank you, Kevin.
Kevin: Anytime, Dudette!
Nazz: So in summary, this new Potion has the ability to revive! Outstanding research, Doc!
Just then, a Steamship honked, indicating its path to the docks.
Kevin and (Nazz): Shortjack… (Eddy!)
The two left towards the Dock as Ivan just stayed in the shop with Doc and Mila, sipping on his Purple Potion.
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On the Docks, Eddy and Rolf brought Barrels of the newest Specie.
Rolf: Well, exceptional timing, Ed Boy! We must make haste to the Island of Jelly, soon!
Nazz and Kevin ran to the scene as Prince Komali came from the House of the Steamship, pulling out his Chinquedea (Spanish/Italian Sword) in order to cut any attempts from the new breed escaping.
Kevin: Way to go, dude…
Nazz: Hey, Eddy!
Eddy: Sup, Guys! Guess what I nabbed?!
Kevin: Another Jawbreaker?
Eddy: You know I'm trying my best to wean off that stuff! Anyways, A THOUSAND PRICKLES for THIS JELLY! YOU GOTTA SEE THIS!
Mila ran by to the Ship, thinking it was her ship already. As she looked at Eddy, she sighed in relief.
Mila: Oh, it's you… Phew…
Eddy: Hey, pretty lady! Wanna join me for a boat ride?
(They're nearly the same age)
Mila: Well, it can't be THAT exhausting…
Mila hopped on the Steamship.
Rolf: Come now, everyone! Rolf shall show you the mightiest catch of the Son of a Shepherd!
Eddy: You mean *I* did it! Your rope couldn't reach the darn things!
Rolf: Well, Ed Boy, if I didn't stumble on it during the new adventure, you wouldn't have found it!
Nazz: Wait, wait, wait! NEW adventure?! Without us?!
Eddy: I wouldn't call it like THAT…
Kevin shook his head in disbelief.
Kevin: Wow, dude… Messed up…
Prince Komali: It's HORRIFYING!
Nazz, Kevin and Mila looked at Komali.
Prince Komali: Well, for starters, we ventured through the most GRIM Temple we could ever find!
Nazz and Kevin: MOST GRIM?!
Eddy: Yeah, basically, a new evil has risen, something about Bella…
Prince Komali: That's Bellum, Eddy.
Eddy: Whatever! What REALLY matters is that things got WAY too dark! Remember the Ghost Ship?
Kevin: Yeah?
Eddy: I'M NEVER GETTING BACK IN THAT DARK THING EVER AGAIN!!!
Nazz and Kevin cringed at Eddy's raspy yelling.
Eddy: Now I'm just waiting for my friends…
Kevin: You could've called us…
Eddy: I would, if we had any source of light energy…
Nazz: What makes you say that?
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Setting: The interior of SS Rupee.
Inside, Eddy has a statue of Tetra, with the Hero of Time holding her hand.
Kevin: Where's Tetra?
Link: You're looking at her…
Kevin: Oh… Mama…
Kevin cringed at the idea of Zelda turning to stone.
Link: Believe me… *Tearing up* It was the best we could do…
Mila went to comfort the Hero of Time.
Mila: Aw, don't cry… You're gonna make me cry… *Faking it, but not the sympathy*
Kevin: You owe us a new adventure, Dork…
Eddy: Well the Adventure's still not over… We STILL need to collect the 3 metals of the Phantom Sword to slay Bellum!
Nazz: 3 Metals?
Eddy: Or something, I don't know! All I know is that I found someone EVEN WORSE than the Kankers!
Kevin: What about now?
Mila: What about the Island?
Eddy: Oh yeah, but first, I need to Feed Tetra my light.
Eddy held out his right hand as the Triforce of Power resonated with Tetra's Wisdom and the Hero's Courage. The Hero and Eddy placed their Triforce Palms on Tetra's Wisdom Hand and fed her some energy to stay alive. And even then, Bellum will slowly eat that borrowed energy.
Eddy shook off the depression and felt happy once more.
Eddy: Well! To the island?!
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Setting: Pawprint Isle
As the Steamship slowly stopped to the edge of the isle, Eddy, Kevin, Nazz, Rolf, Komali and Mila hopped off the Ship and delivered the barrels to the hole, pouring in the new ChuChus into the Dungeon. Peering down the hole, the temporary crew watched as the ChuChus were introduced to their new home.
Nazz, Mila and Kevin get to witness the Purple Chuchu spiking up into a spike ball, rolling deeper into the dungeon.
Apparently, the spikes were long enough to penetrate through thick armor. Not even a shield could cut it. Kevin nodded.
Kevin: Choice…
Nazz: Dear gosh, how dangerous!
Eddy: Yeah I know… Now picture THAT in every dungeon!
Mila: Well, at least I know where MY Energy Spike comes from…
Eddy looked at Mila and laughed.
Eddy: Energy Spike! Love it! Hahah… *stopped laughing* Oh yeah, it hurts… Let's go back…
Suddenly, Nazz spots something.
Nazz: Hey! What's that?!
Eddy looked inside and facepalmed.
Eddy: Darn it! You weren't supposed to see that…
Kevin lunged at Eddy and held him by his shirt!
Kevin: HOW MUCH OF AN ADVENTURE DID YOU DO?!
Eddy: To be fair, we did about 4 Bosses, and 1 I DOUBT YOU'D LIKE!
Rolf began thinking.
Rolf: You know, Ed Boy, I can always reincarnate those Cow Horned Cubus Sisters with my Triforce of Love! *smiles*
Eddy yelled out on the top of his lungs in anger and fear.
Eddy: ROLF, ARE YOU NUTS?! THERE'S NO WAY I'M DOING IT AGAIN!
Kevin: Do it Rolf!
Rolf: How about this? How about we wait for slowpoke Kevin Boy and snail paced Nazz Girl for the adventure of retrieving the pure metals?! Or else we will have to fight the Cubus Sisters once more! And this time, the sword won't be there to help you!
Nazz was puzzled as Kevin didn't like being called slow (He does Potion Work for money).
Nazz: What does he mean?
Eddy: *Frantically looking for excuses, but is out of Luck* FINE!! WE'LL TAKE THEM WITH US!!
The Hero of Time looked at the group and then back at the Steamship.
Link: Well now, at least we have more hands to help, but remember; Only Eddy, Double Dee, Ed and Rolf can come with me to the Temple of the Ocean King.
Eddy: DON'T REMIND ME…
Nazz looked at Eddy as everyone went back on board the ship.
Rolf: Now, Green Cap Link Boy! The Song!
Link barely realized about the Windwaker.
Link: Oh yes… That… Please forgive me if I'm a bit rusty at it…
Link then plays The Song of Passing, TWICE, as the day went by into another one (Not before sailing Mila to her Job at Dragon Roost Island).
By the time the Cul-de-sac Kids came back (with Mila) they checked in the hole in Pawprint Isle, where a complete list of ChuChu Breeds had flourished. Each kid saw the huge abundance of Jelly Monsters.
Prince Komali took out his sword.
Komali: Ready, Eddy?
Eddy took out his bow.
Eddy: Ready!
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A few minutes later… Mila, Ivan, Kevin, Nazz, The Hero, Eddy, Prince Komali, Rolf, were about to make a toast, holding the many variants of Potions.
???: HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!
Shouted a Voice from the door, it was Moblin as an uneasy look was in the eyes of the Heroes. Until it dropped down and let go of Maggie, his wife.
Maggie: You guys had a party and DIDN'T INVITE ME?! I'M OVER 12 YOU KNOW!!
The Group looked over at each other and bought the Moblin and his spouse a Mug of Potion.
Eddy: A toast to our health in these Hylia Forsaken Drinks! Long live us! Now. Shall we?!
The group took a huge sip and enjoyed a happy drink.
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(Extra)
Doc looked at the group, and then back at YOU, the reader.
Doc: Ah yes, nothing like a good drink on a hot summer day! But let me tell you something. While you guys don't have a Chu Jelly collection of your own, you TOO can make a drink sort of like ours! Cold and sweet, while bubbly! Here's the ingredients!
Doc shows the recipe on the back of Eddy's letter to the Reader.
1 Bottle of Carbonated Water 1 Glass of Ice 1 Flavored Packed of Juice Powder in colors (Sugar Free, but NEVER unsweetened)
WARNING: Mixing this drink, like Doc's Experiments, can ALSO RESULT IN EXPLOSIONS. Drink and handle with care. DO NOT CHUG!!
Doc: What happens in the Next Few Chapter of This Zelda Plus Ed (Zedventures, if you may) Series? You decide! Comment below, and remember, Stay Hydrated in all your adventures outside, This Summer!