Popeye Misses Spinach
Popeye was walking around the docks one day and was surprised to see a restaurant named Popeye's. Popeye then joyously said "Shiver Me Timbers" as he saw the name of the restaurant. Little did the sailor know that the restaurant had nothing to do with him.
Popeye walked into the restaurant and saw Bluto working at the fast-food place. Popeye was looking at the menu looking for spinach and it was nowhere to be found and said "huminahumanhunimah chicken". Bluto saw Popeye looking for spinach and he then said "Runt, only a runt likes spinach." Bluto got out from behind the counter and then decided to punch Popeye after saying "If you want spinach, you can have all the spinach in the world".
Popeye went flying into a spinach factory and flew into a room full of canned spinach. Popeye found a special genetically engineered can of spinach and said, "lets me eat it". Popeye predictably had his superpowers and ran at supersonic speeds to the fried chicken restaurant.
Popeye then shouted "Bluto, you'se are just dumb muscle" and hit him with the "magic" spinach. Popeye hit Bluto so hard that Bluto went flying through dimensions and landed in a universe where Taylor Swift was President of the United States. Bluto did not know what to say when he saw the tall, blonde President. Meanwhile, Popeye's changed its policy and now served a can of spinach and Popeye said, "I Yam what I Yam".