After arriving at the harbor in Olivine City and taking the bus to Blackthorn City, Ash and Brock were walking through the city.

'Are we almost there, Brock?' Ash asked. The lovestruck teen could not wait to see his best friend. His special, beautiful best friend. He did not understand why, but his feelings for Misty were different than the way he felt about May, Dawn, Iris, Serena, Lillie, Lana, Mallow and Chloe.

'Sure, it should be right around this corner!' Brock replied, seemingly looking at the map. However, hidden behind the map was his latest copy of Playboy, which he was reading instead.

'What are you reading, Brock?'

'An interview with Lisia. She talks about the threesome she had with her boyfriend Simon and Sinnoh's champion Cynthia,' Brock answered. 'While Simon crushed her pussy, Cynthia played with her tits. I bet you can't wait to crush Misty's pussy, Ash!'

'Crushing pussy? What do you mean? Misty doesn't have a Meowth, a Skitty, or any other cat Pokémon…' Ash looked puzzled.

Then, Brock saw a bench and sat down. 'Ash, before we enter the Dragon's Den, we need to talk.'

'Why? I want to see Misty now!' Ash complained.

However, Brock gave his friend a stern look. 'Ash, this is important! You need to know about this stuff when your hormones are out of control!'

While Ash reluctantly sat down on the bench, Pikachu could not resist the urge to giggle.

'Ash, you're no longer a boy. You're eighteen, which means that you are a man now. You need to know about the Pidgeotto and the Beedrill.'

'Why? Pidgeotto is one of the first Pokémon I caught. And I gave Casey the Beedrill I caught in the Bug Catching Contest just north from Azalea Town, don't you remember?' Ash protested. 'Why do I need to know about Pidgeotto and Beedrill when I already caught them?'

'Not literally, Ash…I'm talking about your body. And why you feel the way you do when you see or think about Misty.'

'What way? I don't get it!' Ash lied, despite knowing Brock was right. The raven-haired boy did feel something when he thought about Misty. A few weeks ago, he had a dream about Misty rubbing his back at the beach and had a wet dream. Of course, he never told anyone about this.

'Ash, I think I need to talk to you about love and sex,' Brock said. Being subtle did not work when talking to his dense friend, so he decided to just be explicit.

'But why? How's that gonna help me become a Pokémon Master?' Ash complained.

Brock and Pikachu simultaneously burst out in laughter. Then, Brock frowned at Ash. 'It's not gonna help you to become a Pokémon Master, but it will help you to be a sex master.'

'Why do I need to be a sex master?'

'To get Misty's pussy wet,' Brock answered. 'Trust me, you want that.'

'Get her pussy wet? Why?' Ash asked. 'I have no idea what you're talking about!'

'Sex, Ash. Sex,' Brock answered. 'You want to shag Misty. Because you are in love with her.'

'No, I'm not in love with Misty!' Ash screamed, while his face got just as red as the top half of a Poké Ball.

'Okay, Ash. Whatever you say.' Brock smiled mischievously. 'If you're not in love with her, then why don't you help me find Misty a hot date?'

'No! I mean - I don't want Misty to go out with some other guy? What if he hurts her or something?'

'I don't think some other guy would her. I think he would hurt you,' Brock teased.

'What do you mean?'

'Because you would be jealous! You don't want to see another guy dating your crush!'

'SHE IS NOT MY CRUSH! SHUT UP!' Ash screamed. However, the already blushing boy finally realized that denial was futile. Pikachu laughed his ass off, just like Brock.

'Are you sure, Ash?' Brock teased.

'Yes! She is not my crush!' Ash snapped.

Then, Brock knew what he had to do. He grabbed a photo album out of his backpack and showed Ash a photo of Misty wearing a skimpy bikini.

When Ash saw the picture of his beloved Misty, his beloved half-naked Misty, he felt something stir in his pants.

'Ash, you got a giant bulge when I showed you that photo. Are you sure you don't like her?' Brock teased.

'Maybe I do like her…' Ash mumbled.

'I knew it!' Brock shouted.

'Yeah, I can't deny it anymore,' Ash said. 'I've been trying to deny my feelings for so long, but I can't hide this from you.'

'Good. You admit it. So what are we gonna do about it?' Brock asked. 'We're seeing Misty later this afternoon, and you need to confess your feelings to her. How are you going to do that?'

'Eh… I don't know?' Ash mumbled.

'Just do what I do when I see Nurse Joy or Officer Jenny,' Brock suggested. 'I'm sure Misty will get wet when you do that!'

'Are you sure that would work? All those nurses reject you when you act like that. And most other women as well. The only woman who fell for you was Pike Queen Lucy.'

'They didn't reject me!' Brock protested. 'They were probably just shy. They wanted me, but they were too shy to admit it!'

'If they really wanted you, why would they not admit it? They ignored your flirting, or outright rejected you.'

'We're not talking about me, Ash. We're talking about you and Misty! She will definitely love it if you use my best pick-up lines on her!'

'Pick-up lines? What are your best pick-up lines?' Ash asked. 'What pick-up lines should I use?'

'I know the perfect one!' Brock grinned. 'Just go up to her and say: Hey, Misty, can I Squirtle on your Jigglypuff?'

'I don't get it, Brock. What does that mean?'

'It means you want to show Misty how much you love her…With sex!'

'Thank you, Brock! I'll try that. You are an awesome friend!'

'You're welcome, Ash!'